I wish I’d say I was surprised by the fact that two vagrants were banging in broad daylight on Main Street in Hyannis, but I’m not.
Hyannis News: A horrified employee ran inside her workplace shocked at what she had just witnessed.
Sources reached out to HN today, completely appalled at being subjected to an open and lewd sex act in broad daylight behind a dumpster near the Horgan Insurance Agency parking lot located at 44 Barnstable Road. One source said they have come to expect seeing individuals shooting up and defecating in that area, but today’s blatant and alarming display took things to a whole new low for that section of downtown Hyannis.
Police were immediately called as this photograph was taken. (The photo is obviously heavily edited due to the obscene and explicit subject matter… the woman was nearly completely disrobed at the time.) The time was approximately 2:15PM.
Cruisers came flying and arrived swiftly, there was a total of about six, sources say. According to sources, the male was arrested on a warrant and new charges related to today’s offense. The girl, reportedly a known prostitute, was also arrested. (HN NOTE: Certain parts of the downtown area now have a number of “common night-walkers” and prostitutes, quite often seeking money to support their drug habit.)
Today’s scene took place just footsteps away from “A Baby Center,” located just across the old cemetery located to the rear of the Federated Church. According to A Baby Center’s web page, their mission “is to aid children in need who live on Cape Cod and the Islands by supplementing critical basic needs to ensure good health and safety.” It remains uncertain whether any young parents or children also witnessed today’s sex crime.
There is absolutely nothing surprising about this story whatsoever. You think those two are paying the out of season discounted motel rate for a room? LOL. I don’t think so. Rooms cost money. Dumpster are free.
I know people are gonna say, “but it’s Cape Cod.” Wrong. Hyannis and the entire town of Barnstable don’t count as part of Cape Cod. Vacationing in Hyannis completely defeats the purpose of going to the Cape. There’s INSANE amounts of traffic. The beaches don’t have waves. There’s no sharks. And all the Kennedy’s you care about are dead now.
Barnstable is basically Leominster transplanted 100 miles to the southeast. Because junkies have zero problem crossing the Bourne Bridge and hoofing it down Route 6. Go down to Kennedy Beach in Hyannis on a Friday afternoon and look what you find. It’s like Lake Wallum in Douglas – everyone’s wearing a wife beater, holding a pit bull, blasting awful music, and grilling on those stationary charcoal grills that the park provides.
We were meaning to rank the Cape Cod towns 1-15 this summer but we never got around to it. But i’ll give you a sneak preview – Barnstable is dead last. No questions asked. Because there’s no other town in the cape where people plow each other behind a dumpster on Main Street in broad daylight. Here’s my Cape rankings as of right now:
1. Wellfleet, 2. Eastham, 3. Chatham, 4. Orleans, 5. Brewster, 6. Dennis, 7. Harwich, 8. Truro, 9. Sandwich, 10. Bourne (debatable that this is even a Cape town), 11. Provincetown (Nothing against gay people, it’s just so far away and crowded), 12. Falmouth, 13. Mashpee, 14. Yarmouth, 15. Barnstable.
Long story short, if you’re going to the Cape, the further out you go the better. Vagrants like to settle close to the bridges.