• Typecasted D List Movie Extra Michael Rapaport Tells Turtleboy To Get Off His D Cuz We’re A Groupie, After Trying To Drill Jemele Hill By Kissing Her Ass



    Typecasted D List Movie Extra Michael Rapaport Tells Turtleboy To Get Off His D Cuz We’re A Groupie, After Trying To Drill Jemele Hill By Kissing Her Ass

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    Clay Travis is Turtleboy’s spirit animal. If you’re not following him already on Twitter, Facebook, and his podcast, get on that. The Fox Sports commentators is the only one in the mainstream media who isn’t afraid to tell the truth and call out bullshit when he sees it. And he’s been all over the fact that MSESPN diversity hire Jemele Hill was allowed to tweet this from her account today:

    and this

    and this

    https://twitter.com/jemelehill/status/907392229290934272

    and this

    She’s entitled to her opinion and we could really care less what her ignorant ass thinks about anything. But the hypocrisy here is that MSESPN has a strict policy when it comes to social media for employees:

    “We should refrain from political editorializing, personal attacks or “drive-by” comments.”

    Calling POTUS a white supremacist, as well as the 63 million people who voted for him, is as personal an attack as you get. I don’t care. You can call me that all you want, but it’s their policy. And Curt Schilling was fired last year for posting a meme about a guy in drag using the women’s bathroom. In other words, you can say mean things about the President, but you can’t say mean things about the guy in drag shitting in the ladies room.

    America. 2017.

    The fact of the matter is that Jemele Hill is untouchable because she is black, she is a woman, and most importantly she has the “right” political opinions. That’s why MSESPN released a statement in which they announced that they “addressed” this issue with her, and that she admitted what she did was inappropriate:

    Yet her tweet is still up. Weird. Oh, and Schilling was fired on the spot, but she doesn’t even get a suspension. That seems fair. Because the fact of the matter is that it’s no longer OK to be a conservative in America. If you are, you’re a bad guy and a white supremacist. This is normal.

    Oh, and it looks like Jemele has really learned her lesson. Look how stupid this individual is:

    Oh right, it’s not her job when she’s on Twitter. She actually believes this. A woman whose bio mentions the fact that she’s a MSESPN employee right on it.

    In other words, Schilling was an ESPN employee when he tweeted out his transgender bathroom meme, but Jemele was just having some personal time with her 500,000 followers.

    Well Clay Travis reported this today as well:

    Linda Cohn of course is the long time anchor of Sports Center. Back when MSESPN used to report on sports and wasn’t a left wing bully pulpit. She suggested that MSESPN should focus on sports more, and that ratings were being hurt by politics, which was true. She got in trouble. Jemele Hill didn’t.

    America. 2017.

    Clay also tweeted this out:

    That’s when this asshat jumped in to be the white knight and prove to Jemele that he was one of the “good ones”:

    Michael Rapaport, ever heard of him? He’s a famous actor. He’s like, “that guy” from “that movie.” Ya know, what’s his face? Check out his legendary list of movie and TV roles he’s played here. You may remember him from such roles as “Mailman with tax notice” in Next Friday.

    Pete the bartender in Sully.

    Phoebe’s angry fuck buddy in friends.

    Joey the Raccoon in Dr. Doolitle 2. Not the original, just the sequel that no one watched.

    Of course being on TV when no one is watching is something him and Jemele can bond over.

    Basically he’s the guy movie directors call when they need a typecasted dumbass New Yorker to just play himself.

    And I’m pretty sure he’s trying to stick his cervix scraper in Jemele’s penis fly trap:

    He’s also going so far as to say that ESPN went TOO FAR in saying her tweet, which is still up, is inappropriate, and he thinks people should be protesting for the “womens movement”:

    Dude, she’s not into white guys. Give it a rest man. This is painful to watch.

    Anyway, the most offensive part about this asshole was that he couldn’t get the right “you’re.” So we called him out on it, and he came after the turtle:

    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!! We’re never gonna be on the same level as a professional extra in bad movies. Dude, you played Popcopy Employee #2 in a Chapelle Show skit.

    You don’t have groupies. I’m not on your dick, and sadly for you, neither is Jemele Hill.

    Oh, and he’s also resorting to mocking the appearance of three year old girls whose fathers don’t agree with his politics:

    So what do you do when you’re a typecasted, fake actor who can’t put a complete sentence together, mocks children’s appearance, and goes full SJW? You get hired at Barstool Sports of course:

    Because Barstool is basically the Huffington Post Jr. at this point.

     

     

     

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    Discussion

    1. Wannabe


      I always agree with Turtle Boy and still do but in all fairness Curt Shilling was fired for an inappropriate tweet but it was like his 6th or 7th time that they had ” been spoken to” about his inappropriate tweets, and some of his earlier ones were violent, sadistic and sent by a guy obviously not okayubg with a full deck… But ESPN still sucks!

      1. Carlo's Daddy


        ….and clue me in, how many times is Jamele Hill allowed to spew the racist bullshit?

        Fuck you, dude…..you’re a hypocrite and a huge part of the problem.

        1. I'M Carlo's daddy. You babymama is a whore


          How is he a hypocrite? Do you even know what the fuck that word means?

          1. Carlo's Daddy


            Yes, I know what hypocrite means….

            Calling out Shilling for what he said and not calling out Hill makes him a hypocrite….get it dumbass?

            BTW, I don’t appreciate you calling Carlo’s mother a whore….not cool.

    2. BobnMic


      He’s now doing Cumberland Farms commercials selling coffee. Or as he pronounces it cawwfee. That’s some level you got there Mikey baby. Wish I could be on it. That’s like the Hollywood’s version of standing at a street corner with a cardboard sign begging for money there “Superboy.” RE: movie ‘Copland’ with not very good reviews either despite, besides Mikey, a stellar cast.

      1. Brian


        He is a talentless loser that just yells so someone may listen. I don’t even go to Cumberland Farms and more because of this loser. And Barstool hiring him was perfect. They used to be good until Portnoy sold out and now it is trash.

      2. Maggie the Cat


        Aha! I thought he was the Cumberland Farms commercial guy. Well, no Cumberland Farms coffee for me!

      3. Bob mic's dick


        Bobby mic you still suck- go away. I’d donCumbys commercials. You know how much coin $$$ he makes??

        1. Woo Crew


          They can only charge a dollar for Cumberland Farms coffee so I doubt he makes much money.

          Their coffee sucks. Some dde who just used the bathroom makes his coffee with the same equipment you have to use to make yours. After the guy before him pumped gas and touched it.

          It’s a viral projectile vomit illness waiting to happen. Of course you can just watch this NYer Patriots hater trying to sell coffee to New Englanders and get the same result.

    3. Dominic


      They both are just saying what everyone already knows. Trump is full of shit and a white supremacists. They are not the only ones saying it. Over 70,000,000 feel the same way

      1. Brian


        Dominic is another a loser who is still sad that his candidate lost the election and he still thinks he matters

      2. Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies


        Yeah – it’s amazing how many dumb fuck sheep there are walking amongst us.

        Well … walking when they’re not drooling, anyway. Do you have a rag to wipe your keyboard, pajama boi?

    4. Brian


      Jemelle Hill is a cunt and is at ESPN for one reason and we all know it. He is a black woman who is gay therefore if is the definition if an ESPN panderer.

    5. wormtownspawn


      ESPN
      ratings tanked / needed controversy for attention /
      soon to carry music videos / like failed MTV agenda /

    6. The Vorlon


      I am SO glad I dropped to local channels only on my cable package.

      No more monthly ESPN “Tax”.

      Let’s starve them out folks!

    7. My name here


      TBS your net worth will never be $12 million, like this “fake actor”.

    8. Tyrone


      Him, never heard of him. But is a low-level act who landed a job, because of his color. Her, she is obviously where she is because of affirmative action too. Would love to see all the perks and gov. assistance she received in the past. Probably still does except one thing. No talent and there because of her color. Also, would never hear them talk about the Chicago massacre going on, by their own people.

      1. huh


        “low-level act who landed a job, because of his color”

        Rappaport is white, but his avatar is black for some reason….

        1. Woo Crew


          Your Cumberland Farms coffee with mandatory PC. You racist.

          1. ??


            How is that racist? The guy IS white and his avatar is a black guy.
            Touchy, touchy.

    9. They call me Ponch


      PopCopy
      ” my butts all itchy, and I took a shower”

      Cumberland Farms!

      1. wabbitt


        No, he was the guy who was talking on the phone about sucking toes. The fat black chick was the one with the itchy ass.

        1. They call me Ponch


          I know that! It’s just funny as shit!
          “Welcome to PopCopy!”

          1. wabbitt


            Oh wait… it was the skinny Latino guy who sucked toes. What the hell did Rappaport even do in that sketch??

    10. wabbitt


      If that dumb ass hadn’t spent the last couple of years appearing every now and then on Howard Stern (he’s the token “celebrity” in the staff fantasy football league) to insult executive producer Gary Dell’Abate, I’d never know his name. He probably didn’t even have a verified check on his Twitter until he began making a fool of himself in front of millions of satellite radio listeners.

      And his kid runs his fantasy team for him. DOUCHE.

    11. Mike


      If trump is the racist what does that make Obama who hired Al Sharpton to start a race war? Tools

    12. Rightwinger


      Clay Travis? Never heard of her!

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