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“Uh-Uh, We Ain’t Gonna Be In No Fire” Lady Is The New Hero Of The Internet

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This video of an Oklahoma woman whose apartment building had a fire, is nothing less than amazing:

My friend came to the door she said…well I was on the phone cooking me and my baby some breakfast…and she say “Hey, something wrong it’s poppin!”. I said what!? She said “Yeah”, I said “Nah”! So the girl come down stairs, she come out of her apartment with her baby with no shoes on I said “Ah girl it’s cold outside!”. She said “Something ain’t right!” I said “Aw man!”, she said “Aw man, the building is on fire!”. I said “Nah, what?”, I grabbed my three kids and we bounced out, uh uh we aint gonna be in no fire, not today!

HAHAHHAHA. How do these people always find the camera? Remember this guy?

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Or this lady, who was also from Oklahoma and happened to find the camera after a fire in her apartment complex?

“Uh-uh. We ain’t gonna be in no fire.”  That might’ve just joined other legendary statements such as, “ain’t nobody got time for that,” and “Dead giveaway man…….deeeeeaaaaaaaaddddd giveaway.”

Any normal person looks at this and laughs, because it’s hilarious. Just a woman being herself, doing her thing. Her apartment might’ve burned, but it’s not gonna defeat her spirit. Of course the outrage police had to find a way to offense to this hilarious video:Screen Shot 2016-01-13 at 3.16.30 PM Screen Shot 2016-01-13 at 3.15.06 PM Screen Shot 2016-01-13 at 3.23.46 PM Screen Shot 2016-01-13 at 3.22.21 PM

So let me get this straight. This video is a bad thing because it stereotypes black people in a negative way? Ummmmm, what’s so bad about her? Her apartment burned down and she’s up there cracking jokes and being hilarious. I wish I would be that gleeful if my shit burned to the ground. What was she supposed to do? Purposely act differently than she normally does so as not to upset the Facebook Social Justice Warriors?

These people are probably tons of fun at parties. Hey geniuses, how bout you just take this lady for what she is – hilarious. Ya know, sit back and enjoy life for once instead of going around looking for things to get butthurt about. You might actually stop being such a miserable wretch.

 

 

 

 

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