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“Uh-Uh, We Ain’t Gonna Be In No Fire” Lady Is The New Hero Of The Internet

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This video of an Oklahoma woman whose apartment building had a fire, is nothing less than amazing:

My friend came to the door she said…well I was on the phone cooking me and my baby some breakfast…and she say “Hey, something wrong it’s poppin!”. I said what!? She said “Yeah”, I said “Nah”! So the girl come down stairs, she come out of her apartment with her baby with no shoes on I said “Ah girl it’s cold outside!”. She said “Something ain’t right!” I said “Aw man!”, she said “Aw man, the building is on fire!”. I said “Nah, what?”, I grabbed my three kids and we bounced out, uh uh we aint gonna be in no fire, not today!

HAHAHHAHA. How do these people always find the camera? Remember this guy?

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Or this lady, who was also from Oklahoma and happened to find the camera after a fire in her apartment complex?

“Uh-uh. We ain’t gonna be in no fire.”  That might’ve just joined other legendary statements such as, “ain’t nobody got time for that,” and “Dead giveaway man…….deeeeeaaaaaaaaddddd giveaway.”

Any normal person looks at this and laughs, because it’s hilarious. Just a woman being herself, doing her thing. Her apartment might’ve burned, but it’s not gonna defeat her spirit. Of course the outrage police had to find a way to offense to this hilarious video:Screen Shot 2016-01-13 at 3.16.30 PMScreen Shot 2016-01-13 at 3.15.06 PMScreen Shot 2016-01-13 at 3.23.46 PMScreen Shot 2016-01-13 at 3.22.21 PM

So let me get this straight. This video is a bad thing because it stereotypes black people in a negative way? Ummmmm, what’s so bad about her? Her apartment burned down and she’s up there cracking jokes and being hilarious. I wish I would be that gleeful if my shit burned to the ground. What was she supposed to do? Purposely act differently than she normally does so as not to upset the Facebook Social Justice Warriors?

These people are probably tons of fun at parties. Hey geniuses, how bout you just take this lady for what she is – hilarious. Ya know, sit back and enjoy life for once instead of going around looking for things to get butthurt about. You might actually stop being such a miserable wretch.

 

 

 

 

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8 Comment(s)

  • Excellent blog you have here but I was wondering if you knew of any community forums that cover the same topics discussed here? I’d really love to be a part of community where I can get feedback from other experienced people that share the same interest. If you have any recommendations, please let me know. Kudos!

  • Shag
    January 13, 2016 at 10:32 pm

    Nobody tops Antoine Dodson.

    “Hide your kids, hide your wife… Cuz they raping err’body up in here.”

    And then the remix… Legendary.

    • BlackandWhite
      January 14, 2016 at 8:37 am

      My favorite Antoine Dodson was about Chick-Fil-A.

  • Frogman
    January 13, 2016 at 7:56 pm

    They’re both from Oklahoma? Something seems fishy, I feel like the news place is just trying to strike viral lightning twice

  • John
    January 13, 2016 at 7:32 pm

    I want to get drunk with that lady, I bet she’s a blast.

  • Jake from State Farm
    January 13, 2016 at 4:04 pm

    BTW, same complaining clowns that stereotype all conservatives and republicans as evil cruel heartless beings …. F them

  • Jake from State Farm
    January 13, 2016 at 4:02 pm

    Saw this on Barstool sports the other day …. I laughed so hard

  • Purple Passion
    January 13, 2016 at 3:53 pm

    I understand that this lady is in the running to be Worcester’s new Superintendent of Schools.

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