Social Justice Warriors

UMass Amherst Employee Golden Shower Gloria Urges Rioters To Piss Or Puke In Squad Cars After Being Arrested To Tie Up Police Resources

 

This is Emily Hunerwadel.

She’s a Northampton SJW who majored in poetry and is now the “Interim Communications Manager at the College of Natural Sciences at UMass Amherst.

So obviously she’s very important.

She fiscally conservative apparently and hates to see money being wasted on (checks notes) safety.

She wants to defund the Northampton Police.

She also wants radical SJW mayor David Narkewicz removed from office because he’s a grownup and snickered at the idea of completely getting rid of the cops.

Keep in mind, this guy is a pandering asshole who once called Turtleboy racist because we broke the story about the Northampton Public Schools cancelling High 5 Friday because two activist parents complained that their biracial crotch fruits would be scared to give a cop a high 5 on the way into school.

“You have to start with how this story got launched by the blogger-who-shall-not-be named,” Narkewicz said, referring to Turtle Boy Sports, the anonymous blogger who wrote on the issue last Friday.

That first post was “laced in misogyny, homophobia, outright racism, frankly,” Narkewicz said, setting the story up to spiral.

If that virtue signaling twat isn’t liberal enough for you then you’re two steps to the left of Karl Marx.

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As you can imagine, Emily is big into protesting, pandering, and checking her privilege, and the other day she posted some advice for protesters who get arrested for rioting.

Piss your pants or puke in the squad car on purpose. It won’t help you, but it will tie up police resources and endanger everyone else instead. Again, this an employee of the University of Massachusetts, referring to cops as “pig stench.”

This was her inspiration, Zoe Tuck.

As you can see, Zey sure is a handsome woman.

She also posted a warning on IG to her comrades about a Holyoke cop who she says stalked her by looking at her public posts, complained to UMass about them, and she has the audacity to follow a blue lives matter page.

“We can make a case against her.”

This is a grown adult collecting a taxpayer funded salary, urging people to piss in cop cars. People like her are the reason that college tuition costs are through the roofs and an army of morons keeps graduating with debt that they expect will magically be forgiven. In a sane world she’d be fired for urging people to piss themselves in a cop car after getting arrested, but at UMass they’ll probably give her an award.

 

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60 Comment(s)
  • Jim
    June 9, 2020 at 5:31 pm

    Ship that pisspot redneck back to Alabama.

  • I See Dumb People
    I see dumb people
    June 9, 2020 at 9:13 am

    So a little 8 yr old black ehemm child of color walked out her apartment and dissapeard…guess who her parents called to come search for her for 14 hours straight and counting .. Yup thats right they called those racist police that they want to defund and disband… Imagine if they already disbanded those racist cops …who would look for the missing girl for 14 hours straight and canvas the area for clues to find her??? At zero cost to her family???? Fuck black lives matter your all a bunch of spoiled rotten little cunts

  • foleyworld
    Casino Scum
    June 9, 2020 at 8:20 am

    Would NOT! Not even after 10 Heinekens and a shot of Jameson. Yuk!
    And what’s up with that SHIM creature ?!?!?! Somebody should inform Trans freaks that the 5 O’clock shadow is not a good look while wearing a dress.

  • ANGRY GIANT
    June 8, 2020 at 11:11 pm

    I feel so sorry for her family. Great Americans. Captain Hugh Hunerwadel is buried at Arlington National Cemetary after a U2 crash in 1958. Bear that in mind when reading this poem that won Emily an award last fall from Columbia University. Her bio says she has a Masters in Fine Arts. How much acid does someone have to do to come up with this? A real friend in her life would tell her to get it together, give up the drugs…. Charlie Manson seems reasonable in comparison.

    This is the poem, Julia:
    I’ve tried drinking jet fuel and melting bomber jackets into my arms I’ve eaten irises tried burying uranium in my stomach and blowing smoke in the baby’s face I’ve written bad love poems and cartwheeled to forget which way’s up stayed awake for days killed an imaginary enemy set my
    hair on fire and loved someone I shouldn’t made a mushroom cloud exit crawling past the river I unburied the family bible and put your medals in the ground I called after you with the wrong name waved the wrong flag at 90,000 feet I recalibrated the radar played hopscotch with landmines I’ve
    radicalized the kitchen knives drowned your dress blues in Tennessee and rubbed Arlington dirt in my eyes but still


  • Jack
    Hot mess
    June 8, 2020 at 10:17 pm

    Being a state employee, am sure she works almost 20 hours out of forty a few weeks a year. She’s a disgrace, needs to be suspended or terminated!

  • Peeper
    June 8, 2020 at 10:12 pm

    I’ve never been into degrading chicks but I’d piss into this one’s mouth eyes face hair and ears. She’d probably like it. I probably would too. Fuck, now I wanna pee on someone.

  • Agent Provocateur
    June 8, 2020 at 9:21 pm

    The police there have “servals” ? Like the medium size wild African cat ? Did I read her post right or was she high when she posted it ?
    Anyways what a miserable looking young lady. Good luck to whoever shacks up with that.

  • Harry Balz
    June 8, 2020 at 8:48 pm

    She’s a professional crybaby.

  • CONN
    June 8, 2020 at 8:35 pm

    She get a pass on this because she has an 80’s Winona Ryder vibe going on after taking the red line to Harvard Square to buy a Dead Kennedy’s record store Newbury Comics.

  • Wade Boggs Taint
    June 8, 2020 at 8:27 pm

    A communications manager, interim or otherwise, should understand the basics of punctuation and sentence structure. Most devices spell check. If whoever manages her has any sense her next job will be handing people food through a drive through.

  • Stunt Penis
    June 8, 2020 at 8:18 pm

    I see at least one leg tat and one shoulder tat, which means she owns at least a dozen cat by now and is completely fucked in the head. but, yeah, I would.

  • Rochambeau
    Rochambeau
    June 8, 2020 at 8:08 pm

    Reminds me of the actress that played Jordan on Scrubs, except I’d need a metal bat with an expertly welded mechanical alarm clock to make her funny.

  • North of the Border
    June 8, 2020 at 7:51 pm

    Hey, Emily?
    I know your Instagram profile says cocaine and caviar, but your face says fishsticks and fentanyl.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    June 8, 2020 at 6:36 pm

    Living in her NOho UMASS bubble lol.

    The cops should grab her and cuff her to a telephone pole in Mattapan square overnight on a hot July Saturday night.

    See how woke she is after, if she survives that is

  • Mike
    June 8, 2020 at 6:31 pm

    The cops are playing dirty, protestors should too.

    • Not Mike Again
      June 8, 2020 at 8:26 pm

      Oh great, Mike’s back. Get ready for a lot of stupid comments….

  • The Common Man
    June 8, 2020 at 6:17 pm

    That is a vile and rat nasty woman. Definitely the type to end up alone and childless, living in some urban center calling the cops on young people to ruin their fun because she’s bitter about her life.

  • citypoint
    Citypoint
    June 8, 2020 at 5:19 pm

    Or the cops won’t clean the car and the next batch of hippies they arrest can sit in someone’s puke or piss.
    Do these people think the cops are new to this game?
    They can make your life as miserable as they want.

  • 52 Grand A Year
    June 8, 2020 at 5:15 pm

    This liberal nutcase steals 52,000 a year taxpayer funds. So far this year she has earned 20 thousand already.

    Mass lies state salary database

    Go check out mass live dot com for state salary data base

  • juror seven esq.
    June 8, 2020 at 4:54 pm

    Remember about two years ago there was this crazy Northampton lawyer, a female, that started labeling the police as “violence workers”? She was all worked up about how evil the police are. Is there some way we can sell off Northampton to the Muslims? That would be the quickest way to address the “female” problem.
    Also tip of the hat to the commenter that pointed out the danger of pissing, shitting or puking in the back seat of a police car, you going to be in those soiled cloth for a long time.

  • D.B. Cooper
    June 8, 2020 at 4:51 pm

    Sigh-
    THIS is what our public education and collegiate institutions are producing.

    Bravo!

    They have almost completely dumbed down human kind to useless, opinionated , leftist campus dwellers who have little ability to survive outside of the ivory towers of academia.

  • How About That...
    June 8, 2020 at 4:11 pm

    She left Alabama and found lesbian heaven. She’s just trying to fit in with the other vagatarians in that neck of the woods. She’s hoping to run into Rachel Maddie and her wife and tongue punch their fart boxes. Good thing that Massachusetts hires these useless fucks for an eternal paycheck to do nothing. How about defunding liberal colleges that turn American teens into communists.

  • ANGRY GIANT
    June 8, 2020 at 2:30 pm

    Such a shame. Great Americans in her lineage. It contains men who did things like fly B-52s, U-2s, and planes in WW2. There are Marines and and State Department people assigned to Burma and Iran in the 1950s.

    America won’t be beaten with men like this. America might be beaten with an educational system designed to serve our enemies. Exhibit 1: Emily.

  • Hypocrite Liberals
    June 8, 2020 at 2:27 pm

    The same liberals who wanted the police chief at a local college fired due to him supporting Trump, expect to NOT be fired when they post their opinions. Big time double standards with these liberal clowns. And remember, smart, hardworking, honest people can never ever have a snowballs chance in hell of getting a “communications” job at UMass. (By the way “communications” means getting paid tons of money to post events on UMass Facebook and send emails all day. It’s a hobby you get paid for when you know the right person to get you the BS job.

  • WeRFucked
    June 8, 2020 at 2:20 pm

    In that first picture she looks so fuckable. I wonder if she like it in the ass?

    • WeRFucked
      June 8, 2020 at 2:23 pm

      After that first picture… I’d rather just jerk off. She can watch if she wants, IDGF.

      Here’s too cumming in her mouth after I’ve pulled out of her ass! CHEERS!

      I can fantasize can’t I?

  • JoeMomma
    June 8, 2020 at 2:18 pm

    I’ll have to print this out and include it with a Fuck You note next time the UMass Alumni Association asks me for money.

  • ...
    June 8, 2020 at 2:08 pm

    $52,000 a year for this twit.

  • Andrea Grocer
    June 8, 2020 at 2:03 pm

    I just dropped a deuce in her driveway.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    June 8, 2020 at 2:03 pm

    Scrawny bitch can pee on demand. Because her kidneys are the size of her nipples… She needs to eat.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    June 8, 2020 at 1:59 pm

    Imagine listening to some faggot in a dress telling you to throw rocks through a window and then to shit yourself if you get arrested? All because some crackhead in MN got off’d.

  • Cleveland
    June 8, 2020 at 1:53 pm

    This bitch’s tits would be the perfect receptacle for a steaming post-chipolte shit followed by a belt bucket to the face

  • Crispy C
    CrispyC
    June 8, 2020 at 1:50 pm

    Send a group of STD-infected homies over to her address to run a train on her and we’ll see how much black lives matter to her and how fast she calls the cops for help.

  • ANGRY GIANT
    June 8, 2020 at 1:49 pm

    She has a job as a “communications manager”. Yet she doesn’t understand that her internet postings are public communications for the entire world to see, for posterity. She must not be very good at her job.

    Good Police Work!

  • Jingle Jimmie
    June 8, 2020 at 1:38 pm

    I know we’re trying to eliminate the whole…stereotype thing…but WHY do these chooches always look EXACTLY like you’d expect them to?

    Every time I see a TB article regarding some SJW, I already have their face pictured, and sure as shit, when I click on the link, there they are.

  • randiguy2006
    Good idea
    June 8, 2020 at 1:32 pm

    DEFUND POLICE NOW!!

    • Better idea
      June 8, 2020 at 1:46 pm

      Kiss my white ass, it will be my privilege!

    • NEwarlord
      June 9, 2020 at 8:34 am

      Yess please do. Where do you live again? Just for records sake and all. I’ve always wanted a nice house i didn’t have to pay for.

  • Question for the normies out there
    June 8, 2020 at 1:31 pm

    Why are we letting the edge cases design the system?

  • Generational thing
    June 8, 2020 at 1:27 pm

    I am in early 50’s, and make no claim that I lived life perfectly, but there is no photo of me with a big puss on my face like that, not one.

    And if I did have such a photo, I damn sure wouldn’t post it to the world!

    Emily honey, it’s going to be a long road with no turns if you don’t find something to smile about.

  • Elegant Elliot Offen
    June 8, 2020 at 1:27 pm

    Has anyone else noticed that in the photo with her schniz exposed
    the Tulips instantly wilted and died?

    • Gangster Talk
      June 8, 2020 at 1:49 pm

      That’s because she is a OVARYLESS, FALLOPIAN TUBELESS, LUGARO. THATS GANGSTER TALK FOR A CUNT RIIIIIGGGGHHHT

  • Klan Rider
    June 8, 2020 at 1:27 pm

    We need to increase police resources regardless… we CANNOT “defund” police!!!!! We need higher taxes and bigger government, not that opposite! BLUE LIVES MATTER

  • Lee Ho
    June 8, 2020 at 1:25 pm

    She is not even qualified to get a job at a RI doughnut store IMO.

    Her resume says former 5 times. Can she even hold a job?

  • ANGRY GIANT
    June 8, 2020 at 1:19 pm

    How come the worst of them are always on the state payroll?

  • bill fleming
    toby
    June 8, 2020 at 1:16 pm

    Emily this is Chief Shaw of the Webster Police I will let you piss on me and whip me while chanting Black Live Matter.

  • New boot goofin'
    June 8, 2020 at 1:12 pm

    I am honestly interested to see how a city survives without a police department. Going to be one hell of an experience.

    • Hate Dindus
      June 8, 2020 at 1:31 pm

      The plus side is it’ll be a hell of a significant tax break. Plus it should allow citizens to exterminate blacks as they see fit, rather than having the police do it.

      • JoeMomma
        June 8, 2020 at 8:00 pm

        Not so fast….
        All that money saved will go to a new democratic program called Cadillac’s for Crackheads.

  • Let them do it
    June 8, 2020 at 1:09 pm

    It’s not that I want them to do it, I certainly don’t, I respect property.

    But if they do, a person can be in lockup for quite awhile, and sitting in your pissed soaked pants will not exactly make the time fly by any faster.

    So piss away. piss ants.

    • Linda
      June 8, 2020 at 8:57 pm

      Yeah and you can get some major diaper rash and maybe an infection from that. And maybe a bill too for the cost of cleaning the vehicle.

      • Unfortunately they will all be released without charges...
        June 8, 2020 at 9:23 pm

        So cost of cleaning the car will be paid for by US

  • Boston Irish
    Dapper O’Neil
    June 8, 2020 at 1:09 pm

    Geez I will volunteer to piss on her.

    BLUE MATTERS

  • Dick GoZinya
    June 8, 2020 at 1:04 pm

    Like being born with the name Hunerwadel isn’t enough of a curse, she’s a flat chested twat who can’t spell…

  • Piss Dawg
    June 8, 2020 at 1:03 pm

    Mmmm, if pretend to be a cop car, will she piss on me? Those warm flaps blowing in the summer breeze, hairy bush gently swaying, hot gold water spraying everywhere, then we make love, our bodies splashing in the puddles…..

  • Regarding Zoe
    June 8, 2020 at 1:02 pm

    Is that a man turning into a woman or a woman turning into a man?

    I mean, which way is that going?

  • hartf811
    Fat Clemenza
    June 8, 2020 at 1:00 pm

    Her expiration date is coming very soon. Plenty of places to did a hole out in the sticks.

  • R Lee Ermey
    June 8, 2020 at 12:58 pm

    Emily looks like she needs a good deep dickin from a man without a manbun or nail polish…that might bring her back to reality and off of the retard train to nowhere

  • Y
    June 8, 2020 at 12:57 pm

    • AgingCynic
      June 8, 2020 at 1:40 pm

      Pretty sure she bats from the other side of the plate. She didn’t move from Alabama for the weather. More interesting is how she got one of those high paying UMass jobs. Usually gotta know someone.

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