Social Justice Warriors

Umass Amherst RA Got A Little Too Tolerant For The Tolerant Left, Liberal Hysteria Ensues, Now Amherst May As Well Be Auschwitz

Umass Amherst RA Got A Little Too Tolerant For The Tolerant Left, Liberal Hysteria Ensues, Now Amherst May As Well Be Auschwitz

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Meet Nicole Parsons, UMass Amherst student, social justice warrior and virtue signaling queefbasket extraordinaire.

Nicole decided that she was absolutely “fed up” over this “string of hate crimes” on campus:

So in reaction, she decided to display this sign her dorm window:

Which then prompted a campus RA to send this email:

And just like that, UMass Amherst became a breeding ground for Nazi sympathizers. Eddie missed the memo on tolerance and inclusion. It’s almost 2019, you should know this by now.

It’s really so simple, Eddie. Let me break it down.

You have to tolerate everyone, regardless of color, creed, race, sexual orientation, gender or species identification, political and ideological beliefs, or socioeconomic standing. Except for white upper middle class men whose political and ideological beliefs not not explicitly and exclusively support the inclusion of all genders, race, sexual orientation, gender or species identification, those people must be loudly and violently not opposed until they are silenced and snuffed out entirely. You HAVE to be intolerant of intolerance because otherwise you’re not being tolerant and if you’re not being tolerant and inclusive to everyone except for those deemed to be intolerant bigots, you’re a racist Nazi. Check your white cis male privilege, Eddie. You overstepped the tolerance boundary.

“I was in absolute shock. This email tells me the university cares more about the feelings of Nazis than the safety of their students,” she recently told Buzzfeed.

Yup, that’s exactly what I surmised, too, Nicole. UMass Amherst is essentially warn torn Syria, subjecting their students to the lethal dangers of vandalism and mean words, and nothing could stop it except for a sign proclaiming “Fuck Nazis”. So brave of you, being such an unpopular sentiment and everything. America really showed our affinity for Nazis and their feelings when we put the Third Reich down like a lame horse back in 1945. You really went against the grain with this one, and thank God you did, or the area’s whole five college consortium could have fallen to the ensuing Nazi invasion.  Everyone knows Nazi Germany lost the war because of their under utilization of tactics such as spray painting bathroom stalls and using mean words.

What are they teaching kids these days? That’s the real outrage here, $28,074 and princess doesn’t even know the National-Socialist German Workers’ Party ceased to exist over 60 years ago.

I can’t speak for the rest of you, but I personally am not a fan of racism, because it’s dumb. There is no empirical scientific data in existence that sufficiently backs up the notion of any superior race, therefore I reject the notion. It’s called logic, and everybody should try it out once in a while. As I am also an adult, though, I try to focus more on my own behavior than the behavior of others, given that whole “free country” cavort. Don’t worry, though, Nicole and her friends are working on that one.  It’s like the great civil rights leader Mahatma Gandhi once said, “To change the world you must strong arm and harass others into being the change you wish to see.”

That being said, beyond the use of expletive-laced, inflammatory rhetoric devoid of any basis in fact, white supremacists have another characteristic in common with these bleeding heart liberal crusaders – they feed off attention. If, every time a swastika or slur were drawn on a surface the only reaction was to whip out a magic eraser and quietly scrub it off, I can say with firm certainty there would be less and less of it. There is no gain in trolling for a reaction that doesn’t come to fruition. Likewise, if every histrionic social media post decrying the mean word some waterhead saw scribbled on a dumpster, rock or toilet seat was met with impassive silence…. I’m sure you can catch my drift. Graffiti isn’t now, nor has it ever been, a threat to one’s safety. The fact that we entertain this train of thought at all is something I find pretty demoralizing. Institutional racism has been torn down already, and society is all the better for it in my opinion. How the next step became attacking other’s freedom of thought and opinion is beyond me.

But, naturally, the university felt compelled to issue a response to this hysterical drivel, and the response was exactly what you’d expect from a bunch of self righteous, woke AF mental patients seeking validation from strangers on the internet. Don’t attempt to placate the Left, when will you people learn? They are waaaay too tolerant to just accept an apology and move on.

Yup, Mariel, I definitely got that anti-Semitic vibe, too. What tipped you off? Was it the “emphatically rejects Nazis” bit?


Vandalism to genocide, totally reasonable jump there, Brian.

…A problem only the custodian can solve, Terry.

I vote we all send Elizabeth and her woke friends to Somalia, and then see how they rank the safety on campus back in Amherst.

So tolerant.


And of course, the university issuing an official statement on an email sent by one lone RA in reaction to one stupid sign that no one has to take down wasn’t enough. It’s never enough for these people.


I say we just sacrifice RA Eddie as a blood offering to Alyssa Milano.

Nothing less will properly atone for this atrocity. For a transgression so severe as a difference of opinion expressed respectfully via an email, there must be blood.

34 Comment(s)
  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    December 27, 2018 at 2:06 pm

    I’m confused.

    TB is pro-nazi?

  • Independent Thinker
    December 27, 2018 at 9:16 am

    “Residence Education!” What the heck is that? Do you get credit for this?

  • Rockland Chud
    December 27, 2018 at 8:44 am

    She seems to spend a lot of time investigating in mens room.Do you think she would be available to attend a Rockland selectman’s meeting she seems to be a fit for our town.

  • Bill Cosby
    December 27, 2018 at 7:56 am

    I Love Pudding
    Pudding it in her butthole

  • Shoulda kept it in my pants
    December 27, 2018 at 7:28 am

    Met her at a SJW rally last week told her I was a rare minority in this country a Caucasian Hetero-Sexual american male she got wetter than a Mexican hopping a fence by a river. Fucked her in the back of my Volkswagen now my Dick burns 🙁

    PS I may need help identifying some red bumps which suddenly popped up on my pecker maybe she has a friend who can identify them by taste 🙂

    • Jim Braude
      December 27, 2018 at 6:59 pm

      Hopefully you gave her a reason to get an abortion!

  • Mi’Shanari Posishin
    December 26, 2018 at 11:20 pm

    I’d like to fart in my hand and hold it in front of her face!

  • I hate people who do not return their shopping carriage to the corral.
    December 26, 2018 at 8:09 pm

    Fuck her, fuck nazi’s and fuck sjw’s. Did I cover all my bases, because i think we can all agree on that. Oh and Excellent tittage.

  • Samuel L. Jacksdad
    December 26, 2018 at 7:52 pm

    Isn’t saying ” Fuck Nazis” promoting sexual violence on campus?
    And what if some of these Nazis are transgender?

  • Bill Clinton
    December 26, 2018 at 7:44 pm

    I’m certain tolerant Nicole, in her attempt to show how tolerant she is, is doing anal gang bangs with roaming bands of anonymous black men when she’s not in class.

  • DJ
    December 26, 2018 at 7:17 pm

    Oh and lastly to Ann, the RA, with her Fuck the Police pussy were never ever an authority figure you dumb cunt you were a dorm fucking babysitter with a big fat white woke SJW mouth. Shut the fuck up. You are one if the little bitches that I hope is a victim if a violent crime and then will you say fuck the police.. Such a dumb cunt.

  • whatevuh
    December 26, 2018 at 6:45 pm

    I went to Clark University in Worcester, I think I’m the only conservative they couldn’t convert . . . . . . Cute, but dumb as a box of rocks, wake the fuck up Nicole !

  • Walter "Marbles" Bird
    December 26, 2018 at 6:40 pm

    Imagine working next to these graduates at McDonalds and the stupid whining when 1/3 of their low pay goes towards their student loans that only got them a lifetime membership in the Democrat party. Are they stupid or what?

  • MrSmiley
    December 26, 2018 at 6:20 pm

    Abolish leftists.

  • z
    December 26, 2018 at 6:13 pm is also highlighting this.

    Comments, as usual, get into personal attacks.

    Outside of here, one of my favorite sites.

    • z
      December 26, 2018 at 6:32 pm

      One of those comments mentioned above:

      “It says Fuck Nazis. Plural. That means one is OK.”

  • JoeMomma
    December 26, 2018 at 5:46 pm

    Reason number 1,247 why my degree from UMass is no longer listed on my resume.

  • Nasty Town
    December 26, 2018 at 5:37 pm

    Her Snapper hair is shaved to look like Hitler’s moustache

  • Alexandria Occasionally-Conscious
    December 26, 2018 at 5:36 pm

    Wow, kind of cute. Dumb as a box of dildos, and a social justice warrior. Do you play on the home team? Just asking for a friend

  • z
    December 26, 2018 at 5:19 pm

    Jean luc Picard face palm.

    Virtue signaling at it’s finest.
    Let’s say the graffiti and what-not is all true.
    The person or persons doing it are not giving a fuck about your sign.
    I’d suggest the Westfield State method. Cameras everywhere.
    If it is racist shitheads they will either be caught or quit.
    If it is SJWs they will either be caught or quit.
    I would say though, any cameras must be paid out of a tuition increase.
    It can be itemized as “Racial intimidation mitigation fee”.
    Anyone who bitches can be accused of “Wrong think”.

  • Bristols Big Boobs
    December 26, 2018 at 5:15 pm

    Only thing dumber then putting this sign in your bedroom window to repel the nazis is writing an entire story about.

  • Scott
    December 26, 2018 at 4:55 pm

    Thot police

  • Ray Patriarca
    Dearest Nicole
    December 26, 2018 at 4:27 pm

    Another vacuous woke cunt ! Since you like the word so much, I’ll give it to you in another context:
    Fuck you, Nicole !
    You like that? You silly fucking twat !

  • Turtz McGurtz
    December 26, 2018 at 3:41 pm

    The universal truth to be taken from this – do not ever try to apologize to the lunatic left. Do not try to placate a SJW. Do not try to reason with them.

  • Huge G Reckshun
    December 26, 2018 at 3:33 pm

    I wanna shoot a hot load of splooge across Nicole’s eyeglasses.

  • Jim
    December 26, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    Bristol Turtlechick, you missed the memo: Nazi= anyone you disagree with

    with that said fuck the national socialists and fuck the international ones as well. We have a constitutional republic

    • December 26, 2018 at 4:10 pm

      Yeah, I know. I just have a rule of thumb I follow religiously – I won’t rewrite history, the English language, or analytical data for ANYONE. Nazi = a member of the National Socialist German Workers’ Party. Defeated in 1945 – Hoo-rah.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    December 26, 2018 at 2:58 pm

    I have a test for you Nicole. No shit. Really. This is serious.

    I’m a white male. I deal with black people in my line of work practically all day, every day. Plenty of good blacks out there, plenty of bad also.

    Why don’t you spend a few days with me on my job. No, not like that. Just shadow me for a few days on the job. I will leave you alone on the front lawn on a property in the heart of the worst hood there is to offer at 9 PM on a Saturday night while I check on the people living in the apartment.

    I want to see how well you deal with the homeboys shuffling down the street on drugs when they see you like a nightcrawler wriggling on a hook in a sea of hungry trout.

    If you can survive, and handle yourself with decency and without fear, then you will pass this class.

    Up for it? If not, then shut your fucking mouth about racism and Nazis, because you obviously don’t know what the fuck you are talking about.

    If you want to take the test, let the Turtle know and they can contact me to set it up.

    • DJ
      December 26, 2018 at 7:12 pm

      Captain Tripps.. Oh my god your invite to her is huge. I love it, but there is no chance this SJW will accept. People like her will never ever go along with your challenge. She is just an uneducated little girl trying to survive through all this fake racism shit, however, loved your post!! Oh and to Ann who had Fuck the Police on her SJW pussy bulletin that definitely sounds like a message if hate you dumb twat. Anyone who says fuck the police should never ever be allowed to call 911 if they ever are a REAL victim of anything. To fuck yourself Ann!!

  • Vic1
    December 26, 2018 at 2:39 pm

    Omg. An SJWILF. They did not look like that back in my days on the Amherst campus.

    • Member Berries
      December 27, 2018 at 8:03 am

      When did normal looking girls go crazy
      I Member when all SJW’s looked like crazy cat ladies and we used to pepper spray them and hit them with the firehose when they would assemble and act like morons

      ahhh those were the good ole’ days

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    December 26, 2018 at 2:37 pm

    What ever happened to just going to school, getting your education, then getting out into the world? Now everyone is imaginary Nazi hunters and protectors of the downtrodden while on mom and dads dime. I’d pull my kid out in a heartbeat if she pulled that shit
    Not on my dime honey! STFU and get your education. Or become a big mouth hosebag…. Naive little slut. She’s prob fucked half the Nazis in school anyways.

  • mike
    December 26, 2018 at 2:33 pm

    Do these people realize how gay they look when they’re writing out “FUCK NAZIS!” and putting all this shit up on their social media?

    There aren’t any Nazis, lol. Retards

    • but she's so hip and cool because
      December 27, 2018 at 8:08 am

      It’s so edgy to swear it let’s us know she has her big boy pants on

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