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UMass Has Created A Cultural Appropriation “Threat Meter” In An Attempt To Ruin The Greatest Party Weekend Of The Year

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Campus ReformThe University of Massachusetts, Amherst is posting “cultural appropriation” posters in each of the residence halls on campus featuring a detailed “racism evaluation and assessment meter.” The initiative is being spearheaded by the Center for Women and Community, the Center for Multicultural Advancement and Student Success, and the campus’ diversity office, the Stonewall Center. “Don’t be an asshole,” one display urges students, providing several leaflets to help them understand the effects of cultural appropriation.


Alright first of all, least surprising story ever. It’s UMass. It’s in Amherst. It’s being spearheaded by groups named after as many PC buzzwords as they could string together. This is what they do. They exist to make sure that no one’s feelings ever get hurt. They exist to whine about things like “cultural appropriation,” even though everyone has appropriated everyone else’s culture since the beginning of time. It’s why basketball was invented by a white guy but yet the NBA has almost no white guys. And that’s OK because cultural appropriation is OK. 


Here’s how management at Foxwoods dresses:



But, but, but, but……they’re Indians!! Where’s the headdress? Where’s the warpaint? The clothing they’re wearing is completely western. It’s white boy clothing. So are they triggering white folks by wearing button down shirts and ties? I mean, cultural appropriation is dangerous isn’t it??

Speaking of Indians who have adapted to Western culture:


Is there anything more offensive than a white woman who claims to be Native American but still dresses like a white woman? Because only white people are allowed to wear clothing like this, right UMass SJW’s? 

The board also includes a poster to help measure the “threat level” of a potential costume using what it calls the “Simple Costume Racism Evaluation and Assessment Meter” (S.C.R.E.A.M.) which poses several costume-related questions, the answers to which take one to various points on a “threat meter” that ranges from green (low) to red (severe). If one intends to represent a person on Halloween, the only way to get a “green” threat rating is for the person to be of one’s own race. If one represents a person of another race, the “threat level” increases roughly in conjunction with the amount of makeup that one intends to use.

Even representing a “thing/idea” is dangerous, though, the flyer says, warning against costumes that can only be understood in the context of “controversial current events or historically accepted cliches,” particularly if “these events or cliches relate to a person or people not of your race.”


This is the most confusing chart I’ve ever seen. I really don’t want to commit a microaggression, but at the same time…..what is this? Way too many arrows leading to butthurt. In other words, the only way to wear a costume on Halloween that isn’t offensive is to dress as yourself. That’s what SJW’s are trying to do to the best holiday on college campuses. 

Another display on a different bulletin board asserts that “cultural appropriation is an act of privilege, and leads to offensive, inaccurate, and stereotypical portrayals of other people’s culture.” It then goes on to outline steps that students can take to inform their peers if a costume may be considered inappropriate or offensive, using Native American costumes as the prime example.

“No, it’s cool, it’s not like your ancestors killed them all or anything,” reads one flyer alongside a cartoon of two white women in headdresses. “Hypersexualized racism…is still racism,” states another flyer featuring pictures of women dressed in “sexy Indian” costumes.


Wait a minute…..white people can’t dress up as Indians for Halloween because all white people’s ancestors killed Indians? When Turtleboy’s ancestors came here in the early 1900’s, I’m pretty sure they were just looking for a job. But I guess it’s OK to make broad generalizations and outright lies about white people because racism only works one way. 

Look, the whole point of Halloween is to dress like something you’re not. By definition the holiday revolves around appropriating other cultures. Do you Turtleboy gets offended when he sees this?


Not in the least. These lovely ladies can culturally appropriate my people until the cows come home. 


Here’s my biggest beef with these morons – they’re trying to ruin what is by far the best weekend at UMass. During my six years there there was no weekend that I looked forward to more. Halloween on college campuses is just an excuse for girls to wear the sexiest costumes you can ever possibly assemble. It’s as American as you get. Luckily Turtleboy attended UMass before the SJW brigade took over. Because this right here:


would no longer be allowed because the police are a triggering organization. Stop ruining everyone else’s fun SJW’s. 


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20 Comment(s)
  • Justice
    October 20, 2016 at 9:33 am

    UMASS has illustrated one of the greatest pieces of PC bullshit ever to enter into existence! So you are telling me, no one can dress up as Pocohontas, Confuscius, Alladin or Urkel unless they already bear some resemblance to them? Yet anyone can dress up as someone WHITE? Like any of our more humorous Presidents, a Viking, the cast of Grease, or Lady Gaga….not to mention some of the costumes that might offend a Judeo-Christian religions. Totally ridiculous.

  • whatevuh
    October 20, 2016 at 7:48 am

    When does SJW hunting season begin?

  • Independent Thinker
    October 20, 2016 at 6:17 am

    I wonder how much it cost to actually make that chart? Keep in mind the cost of the “diversity officers” and other non-essential employees, all of which add to the cost of a college education.

    I wonder how long until they ban Santa Clause?

  • Dom Perignon
    October 19, 2016 at 11:22 pm

    Damn those girls. Why can’t they be Trigglypuffs? I’ll smoke a big giant peace pipe with that little MAGASKAWEE!!

  • I miss when college was fun
    October 19, 2016 at 7:57 pm

    I feel bad for college students who graduated after me. SJW stuff was just getting popular as I was graduating, and it sucks people in classes after mine won’t get to experience 4 years of how fun and laid-back college used to be even though they’re paying more to go there than I did!

  • Turd Burglestein
    October 19, 2016 at 1:44 pm

    Thanks for putting that picture of elizabeth warren in the article and killing my boner.

  • Chris From Georgia
    October 19, 2016 at 1:42 pm

    Whoever came up with that chart should be taken out back to the woodshed and severely thrashed!

  • Bill
    October 19, 2016 at 12:41 pm

    So… According to that chart… As a white man, wearing a Charles Manson costume, the threat level would be low, because it’s a person of my own race… But he’s also an insane killer, which may be triggering to closeted insane killers and unique little snowflakes that feel as though I’m micro-aggressing mental illness sufferers and families of his cult’s victims… I’m confused…

    Aww, fuck it, I’ll just wear my Ghostbusters costume… but the new cast was all female… and I might be looked at as sexist… and the new movie kind of sucked… so I maybe micro-aggressing people who paid money to see it, and they may feel like I am making fun of their critique…

    Fuck it… I’ll be Roger Goodell… but then people might think I’m making fun of special needs people…

    I’m just going to stay home and drink til I see ghosts.

  • Kenny Powers
    Kenny Powers
    October 19, 2016 at 12:17 pm

    I hope this SJW fad is over by the time my 8 & 5 year old kids are in college. I don’t want to have to home school college classes. I’ll be completely senile by then anyway so what will I care. Good luck kids.

    • KimberlyS
      October 19, 2016 at 12:23 pm

      Tech school – for jobs that are actually useful.

      Unless my kid wants to be a doctor or an engineer or something that requires that level of education.

      • JRod
        October 19, 2016 at 1:52 pm

        yeah, no reason to waste money at one of these Liberal Arts Universities unless you want a job at a liberal arts university working for the diversity council. Then complain about not being able to pay your student loans becuase volunteering for political parties, SJW conferences and protests doesn’t pay enough!

  • Publius
    October 19, 2016 at 12:15 pm

    Holy Harambe.

  • Ser Davos Seaworth
    October 19, 2016 at 11:43 am

    I may or may not have just unloaded in my pants to the ninja turtles.

    • JRod
      October 19, 2016 at 1:54 pm

      c’mon, the Ref is weher its at, even though I don’t like blondes that much.

      • Chip
        October 19, 2016 at 4:43 pm

        The ref is a serious micro aggression because refs call a disrproportionate amount of fouls on blacks than they do on whites…… Except for in Hockey. Blacks hate the water, whether it it’s wet or frozen.

  • KimberlyS
    October 19, 2016 at 11:41 am

    Just because I’m a pasty-white red-head who looks like I just stepped off the boat from Ireland doesn’t mean I’m not at least partially an Indian, you know. Genes do funny things.

    Isn’t it kind of racist to assume that someone is of a certain race based solely on the way they look? I’m pretty sure I read that in the SJW handbook somewhere . . .

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    October 19, 2016 at 11:39 am

    ROFL – what a bunch of morons. Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse, the level of idiocy elevates. I thank my lucky stars my kids are done with college and don’t have to be exposed to this lunacy.

  • Alcohol Enthusiast
    October 19, 2016 at 11:39 am

    I wanna culturally appropriate that little Pocahontas cutie… And engaged in a little inter-species erotica with those Ninja Turtles…. I’ll be in my bunk…

    • peanut
      October 20, 2016 at 1:41 pm

      FSU did the same shit with cultural appropriation costumes.

      HARAMBE costumes are cultural appropriation at FSU.

      • KimberlyS
        October 20, 2016 at 2:11 pm

        I saw that – how does one culturally appropriate another species?

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