In one of the great injustices of the COVID era some loser from the UMass Daily Collegian newspaper send in a picture of three girls at an off campus party (gasp) without masks on, and they were sent home from school, cut off from online learning, and won’t be refunded the $16,000 in tuition they paid for.
https://twitter.com/UMassHockey/status/1381312905916911618?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1381312905916911618%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fthepostmillennial.com%2F3-umass-freshman-expelled-for-not-wearing-masks-off-campus
https://twitter.com/davidwade/status/1390786821618032640
I wrote about these horrible, worthless vindictive cunts in March when some LOSER from the Daily Collegian named Matt Berg sat outside a frat house and followed girls back to their dorms, just so he could get the frat shut down for having a party (which wasn’t allowed due to a virus that couldn’t possibly kill a person their age anyway).
The woman who ultimately decided to suspend hundreds of students for being free was Brandi Hephner LaBanc, the ultimate lezzy Karen who makes a $310K salary paid for by the taxpayers.
This is obviously insane and very stupid. Are they gonna suspend kids who went home for Easter and didn’t wear masks around their parents? Because that’s a lot more “dangerous” than being outside at a party. Or will they suspend kids who at food together and took their masks off to do so? This isn’t backed by any sort of science, and is just a way for vindictive cunts like Brandi to get off on the little amount of power that they actually have. They are pure evil, and they deserve to rot in Hell for what they’re doing.
The parents are fighting back by suing, and they’re right to point out the fact that none of the hockey players had to wear masks. Nor should they. But you can’t suspend these kids for “endangering” the campus, and then pretend your made up science doesn’t exist when you’re celebrating a sportball victory.
But the parents haven’t seen this yet apparently:
https://twitter.com/EliSlovin/status/1380388123532726274
Marty Meehan is the President of UMass-Amherst (salary of $572K), pictured there with some ass kissing kid named Eli Slovin who happens to be friends with incompetent Athletic Director Rob Bamford (salary of $402). Neither is wearing a mask. Neither will be kicked out of school.
https://twitter.com/EliSlovin/status/1387938164522762240
Here’s the same kid with the hockey coach inside, not wearing a mask.
https://twitter.com/EliSlovin/status/1383544618873069568
But wait, it gets better. Here’s Eli lecturing people on Twitter that they don’t care about their country if they don’t wear a mask.
Here he is advocating that UMass not even open in the fall because the temptation for kids to party and be free will be too much to resist.
Here is whining that dude in the center of town weren’t wearing masks!!
Here is virtue signaling about how to “stop the spread.”
Here he is whining in May that Tom Brady was throwing a football to people he gets paid to throw a football to.
This TOOLBAG is a college student, whose entire existence revolves around kissing the asses of an irrelevant sports program so that he can give Sam the Minuteman a handjob. And for that he gets special privileges while three girls are robbed by the same safety school masquerading as a university.
I graduated from UMass, and I’m happy they won the national championship, but I really don’t give a shit either. No one cares about college hockey. It’s about as relevant as lacrosse. Winning in hockey just covers up for the failures of the football and basketball teams, which are the only programs any school really cares about. Rob Bamford is a complete and total failure who should’ve been fired a long time ago, but hides behind the success of the team that nobody gives a shit about.
I hope the parents suing the school find these pictures useful, because it’s complete and total bullshit that their daughters are having money stolen from them while the President of the school, whose salary is paid by them, commits the exact same “crime” that they did. If anyone can get me in touch with these unnamed parents please have them email turtleboysports@gmail.com.
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I’d personally slap that faggot Eli across the face if I ever saw him. What a pussy ass bitch.
Yikes. This, ALL THIS coming from a college… where people go to get EDUCATED. Wooooow
…pretty stupid college.
One other thing…the “mandatory” vaccines to return to school is illegal.
These “vaccines” are emergency use ONLY. Under US laws and the Nuremburg Code it is illegal to force someone to take an experimental anything.
So yeah, maybe you can’t sue the Vax makers (so safe, right?) but you can and should sue the every loving shit out of any college or job that mandates this and then you end up harmed.
Even Umass has a limit on how much failure it is willing to accept from a student.
We here at Umass disavow Aidan Keargay as a Umass Alum and trade him for a STCC or Bunker Hill honor roll student, or any student of color, we will even throw a full scholarship as an incentive for someone else to claim this failure for us .
Matt Berg – Eli Slovin
They never miss a chance to destroy another U-Mass student’s future.
Why do Berg and Slovin get off on ruining people they don’t know?
Guess they never heard of “live and let live”.
Brandi Hephner- Labanc, Patricia Cardosa-Erase, two hyphenated middle age woke white women, insane liberal lemmings drunk on power and the cause of the downfall of American culture and society. The faces of the cancel culture, just like Maos red guard. Athletic director pulling down 400K in salary. Hephner, 300K in salary at UMASS. Meehan a political hack gets the sweetheart deal of 500K. More than a million bucks in salary for just these three and you wonder why college is unaffordable and saddles students with life long debt. If these students were black would they have been suspended? Doubtful. Meehan shedding his mask the same as these students did but he gets a pass of course. So much wrong with this whole stinking shit show. Best of luck to the parents and the students with their lawsuit, I hope they take UMASS to the cleaners.
You can tell Marty is hip and plugged in to the youth culture by his white-soled sneakers. Douche.
Makes $572K a year and can’t get a decent haircut
The Stanford NIH study says masks have no protective effect and negatively affect health. So where is the news on this? Why would anyone think a mask will stop a virus that can only be seen with an electron microscope when it won’t stop pollen or smoke particles? Have we gone completely insane? This is the modern version of putting posies in your pocket to keep away the plague.
You might want to look a little more deeply into your supposed “Stanford NIH” study. That is absolutely not true.
On the way masks are effective in stopping the virus is that they contain the droplets that the virus piggybacks onto to spread. Over a year into this pandemic and some bozo still don’t understand the simple science?
Most masks don’t stop fine aerosolized droplets and no masks fit well enough to stop viruses not “piggybacking” on droplets. A full face perfectly fit respirator or pressurized sealed suit is required. There are millions of viruses in 1 infected person with hundreds of thousands of viruses without droplets present from 1 person a gap of just microns renders any mask ineffective. Look at how 100% of the public that wears masks, wears them and what they wear, masks are a joke. Care to explain how no mask states have lower infection and deaths per 100,00?
Stop your misinformation, pseudo science lies! You’re either brainwashed, stupid or a Fauci apologist (liar) probably all three!
#BigLies #FalseSecurity #NotScience #SnakeOil
Jane, you ignorant slut
Obviously this is absolutely stupid on the part of umass and I hope these girls get a nice chunk of change for this trouble…..
But how can the moron who wrote this not even get the name of the athletic director correct? Great research….
And he makes fun of other incompetent “journalists”
Good.
Thank You!
I’m not into women but i’ll eat your ass and pretend your a man.
Shut up puto!
You kept talking about COVID being fake and crying about wearing a mascara.
Stop being a puñal about shit, and go find a job, ’cause the stimulus money and gofundme money you got for us is running out.
Matt Berg is a typical cum guzzling faggot who probably got ass fucked one too many times. He couldn’t get laid at that school but he blows dudes in the alleyway for money.
Getting laid is getting laid whether with a girl or a guy whats the difference between putting your dick in a pussy or having another guy’s dick in your ass? It’s college party and have sex!
Most girls get really turned on watching 2 guys suck and fuck each other.
I hope and pray that that cunt licking dyke Brandi Hephner gets diagnosed with Stage 4 breast cancer that metastasizes throughout her body. That cunt is the daughter of Satan!!
NEVER encourage your kid to go to college. They are all liberal indoctrination centers. Graduate high school, acquire a trade skill, apprentice for 4 or 5 years and you WILL be making 6 figures a year with ZERO college debt. I was able to buy a brand new car at age 21 CASH, totally paid for, a house at age 24, paid off in 21 years and still built up for a good retirement when the time comes. Fuck college!! Think of the satisfaction one could get by shutting off the utilities from some liberal woke BA degree holder who can’t get a good paying job or gets saddled with decades of student loan debt.
Those students and their parents better lawyer up and sue the bejeezus out of UMASS!!
I’d do dry, no lube anal with Brandi Hephner LaBanc, 4 hours after she ate tacos and burritos and 4 cups of coffee. Can you imagine all the shit flying around?
Blech! Compare the left and right side of her face. A missing allele and she could pass for the sister of Sloth from the Goodies. If she’s making over 300g’s, we are really living in the twilight zone.
Goonies
Ya…Sure looks like she will have a stroke soon. I sure hope she does…launch a clot right into that liberal lezbo brain of hers.
He posts a tweet
@EliSlovin
Anyone remember Toddlers in Tiaras? That was whack.
8:14 PM · May 9, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
Asked my wife about Toddlers in Tiaras , it was a creepy “reality show” about little girls dressing up for beauty shows……..What the hell is mentioning that show for, unless maybe/could be, that he likes watching little girls.
check it out on IMDB, it has a 1.8 rating
I think that’s what old Eli here was referring to when he said “That was whack”. I could be dead wrong, I honestly am not very familiar with wigger speak, but pretty sure he’s saying “that’s messed up”, not “I really enjoy that show” Not that that makes up for the fact that Eli is a fucking retarded ass kissing homo, I just think you’re interpreting that post correctly.
*Not
She got all fucked up on xans and molly and I had my cock jammed so far down her throat she was choking lol. blew like 8 dudes at that party that I knew of, and was pretty much just blowing anyone that wanted a bj lol.
No, no you’re thinking of your mom, remember. The chick in the middle is the 1 that told you, “I have a boyfriend” the instant you started talking to her.
You were probably one of the faggots not allowed at our parties while your girl was getting a train run on her in a back bedroom lmao
Everyone knows your favorite part of a gang bang is watching your bros cocks penetrate. You like it when their cocks twitch while they’re shooting cum in that multi creampie pussy? I bet you like to eat all that cum up at the end. They called you cleanup boy and that’s how you got into the parties.
that and you brought the date rape drugs I’m guessing.
Only thing more pathetic than an adult talking about parties he went to while in college is an adult talking about imaginary parties on TB’s blog and believing he’s actually funny!
We used to get so fucked up at parties, lmao. We’d get drunk and some of us would get laid, most of us sucked each other’s dick, lmao. I sucked more dick than most, lmao. It’s sorta bullshit, I call my Zoo Mass buddies up now and see if they wanna get cross eyed drunk and let me suck their dicks like the old days but they tell me to grow up, they have jobs and families now. So instead I post on here about it. If anyone interested hit me up in the replies with your contact info, lmao.
Typical, this has become so common it’s mundane at this point……..asshole left cancel someone over something they themselves do, black gang banger gets killed by cops and he was going to church again, loved his mama, and was looking for work to start taking care of his babies, BLM looted a city and it’s called a peaceful protest by the media, blah, blah, blah.
Imagine how much bending over was needed to become a university president in this state, the number of signs that had to be held at intersections every November, the endless number of checks that had to be written to a slew of politicians re-election funds so they remembered you when it was your turn to be “upped”. That’s the way the game has always been played around here, and although nobody can blame someone who played it, it has got to be somewhat emasculating to realize that you only made it to where you are because you kissed all the right asses and whored yourself out when it was required.
The only fair and equitable outcome here, is for every single student, teacher, employee, and umass dickhead in any picture shown or not shown, to immediately lose credits, jobs, and salary for the past year. That takes it from students targeting specific students ( like maybe pretty girls who won’t give you the time of day) to a non- negotiable school directive. Otherwise, I hope umass suffers financially for their racist policies. If 3 young, straight middle class white girls are treated differently, that’s racist. Step up umass and fix this.
The fact is that if one of these girls had been a non-white student this would have been a non-issue. I suggest that their lawyer start scouring social media for party pictures of Umass students and faculty. I suspect you’ll be able to find at least 100 of them in the first hour all of whom should be held to the same totalitarian standard.
It’s a Jewish country you just live here TB.
Imagine retweeting the senile pedo president and lecturing people about wearing masks. You have to be such a bitch. Take bidens cock out of your mouth, pussy.
Marty Meehan looks like a faggot Andy Warhol had a fag baby with a faggot Joe Biden.
I take that as a compliment! Gay PRIDE baby!
#astrolube #bareback
I take that as a compliment! Gay PRIDE baby!
#astrolube #bareback
I’ve watched enough porn hub to know that older woman with really short hair always give up the balloon not. Class you have your assignment, google short haired milf and there is a 100% chance She takes it in the shitter.
I guarantee Brandi has a 5 gallon bucket of Astroglide in her closet.
The Demoncratic Virus remediation Hoax is coming unraveled.
Massive under reporting of deaths,
2 more weeks (endlessly) to stop the spread,
Faucci the Fraud (with everything he opens his mouth on)
Florida and TX Bad,
Mass under Charlie Parker good.
But the reality is that death/100,000 are highest in NJ, NY and here at home. FL is in the 20’s out of 50, Texas even lower.
Who is fooling who?
Now polls state that Ni99ers will get the Vax if the state pays them $100 per shot.
Fuck them. Let them die on the streets.
Keep giving updated boosters for white people and use the continuing plague to eradicate the feral black problem.
Last time it only raged until 1920.
We don’t have much time left.
Jewish karma is the worst. The Holocaust in Iraq just hit us back. Take it from me.
In the pic of the 3, how about the at least 8 mask less people in the background? Were they all booted out too? If not, why not? If not, mention that in your suit.
Pro tip from your local judge:
If you bring a battery powered drill into a public rest room and sit in the stall until you’re alone, you can quickly drill a peep hole in the stall wall to peep on the next sexy guy who uses the stall next to you.
The Judge has spoken! Case dismissed!
I’m threw with UMass.
Did you catch that one Eli?
If you name your kid “Eli” obviously he’s going to turn out to be a giant faggot.
Real ST agrees
If you want to get laid go to U-Mass if you want to get an education go to your local library.
What a pack of blatant rotten queefs. Get them all removed or fired. It still baffles me that these allegedly intelligent people don’t understand that the internet is forever and practically nothing is private. There’s not a one of them that isn’t a giant hypocrite.
Eli if you are reading this you should know you are a pajama boy pussy and that you will make a great Democrat hack one day! Meehan is a hack of epic proportions which explains his idiotic behavior. White young women and pajama boys are the mindless soldiers in the culture war!
Eli Slovin stars in a gay porn called “Put me in, Coach!”
MCI-Amherst went full-fascist about a decade ago, and the only thing that is going to fix it is a combination of budget cuts and good students (such as these three girls) no longer wanting to go there.
Each one of these deans is worse than the one she replaced…
The students and their parents need to think bigger. Suing the school isn’t enough. Bring a civil case against the person who turned the picture into the administration. The administration would not have known anything about this if not for that person. That person is the one who effectively “started” the cancel process for these girls. They should be held responsible for damages in civil court. Start suing the originators of the canceling, and people will stop trying to cancel.
Please dont go to law school and waste your money
You would be a fucking retard of a lawyer
Well you see judge we are suing so and so because they took pictures of people in a public place that has no expectations of privacy but because they were in a public place with no masks on outside in the fresh air they were canceled
You would be a horrible attorney or lawyer
Dont quit your day and night job bagging fries and asking do you want ketchup bbq sauce or both
Where is Dday , Blutarski and the rest of the Deltas when we need them.Matt Berg looks like he’d suck off Neidermayer Talk about someone who deserves a good beating.
I’d love to develop or take a class called “Psych 102: Inside the Mind of a COVID Karen”.
Another day, another democrat violating their own rules.
So predictable.
O who cares 3 worthless broads with an inflated ego and self worth posting pictures in urkle pants and with their grunts hanging out got kicked out of school for “gasp” not following the rules
Its about time that wahhmen start to be held accountable and punished for their stupidity and their stupid decisions
PUSSY PASS DENIED
so what if they didnt kick out the homos who play hockey
Do those two rats not look like people who would kick out wahhhmen over gay dudes
I think not
The wahhhmen in the U.S. are the most protected class that even over babies and children
The Kunts should have just put their fucking masks on instead of taking pictures for their ego boosts in the way of antisocial media likes
What kind of a retard do you need to be to even want to go back to that school let alone pay for a worthless degree
Let’s be real those Kunts were never going to school for a degree that is worth its salt on paper let alone becoming successful
They were in college to learn the art of cock sucking doing drugs drinking getting fucked by over 100 dudes freshmeat year and learning to become victims while being brain washed
The fathers in this story should be happy their daughters are not among the animals and getting their ass holes pounded in by every cock to walk
Remember parents there is a tik tok challenge going around amongst your daughter’s this spring and summer
It’s called the body count challenge because people just make up words that have no direct meaning or reflection of the task at hand
Any way it’s a challenge to see how many cocks they can stuff in their holes this spring and summer
I admit I will be a part of their challenge because your daughter’s are all 18 and over I will be obviously be wrapping it up because I dont want to get all those nasty STDs they pass around to each other or become part of your retarded family due to unwanted pregnancy I will also be giving a fake name and number
But at the end of the day I’m a man and they are horny 18 to 24 year olds who value getting their holes pounding in over modesty and virtue
So I’ll be there to fill in the middle and give them face paintings
I love college girls because no matter how old I get (still really young) they all stay the same age
Ohhooo I cant wait to snuggle up balls deep in your daughter’s stinky holes and make them call me daddy
Fuck the somali pirates and captain phillips
LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME
IM THE DADDY NOW HAAAAAA
0oo0 you can dislike it all you want but the truth is the truth
It does not matter how many times you downvote the comment the truth is the truth and the message is already out there manifesting in normal people’s minds
Now toughen the fuck up stop having a thin skin pussy whule simultaneously being a fucking retard and remember fuck your fifis
What a bunch of retarded sissies
O and any time you want it you can come meet me on Columbia road let’s see how many white people want to venture into the hood to get smacked around
Such inherent hate, must suck to be a loser with no self worth. Please Mikayla youself. Thank you
You literally have an infants penis. Documented. Fact not opinion
I wish you had a pic of those three girls from behind. They are all smoke shows and I would love to bang all three at once 🙂
Are you really all that retarded to call a bunch of heffalopes with their faces block out smoke shows
Jesus fucking christ you dirty little simp go bash the bishop or get laid do something other than telling us that 3 fat Kunts with emojis over their faces are smoke shows
What the fuck is wrong with you
They are not gonna come here see your comment and think well this dude called me a smoke show in a comment section so I’m gonna fuck him
Fuck man get your shit together and stop being a simp and stop giving fat and probably ugly broads you will never get a chance with stupid fuckin compliments
Ehhhh they are smoke shows what a fucking idiot
They maybe smoke shows but not in the sense you’re meaning they are smoke shows because when they pussy fart all that dried up yeast and baby batter comes out in a big dusty cloud
You really are one stupid mother fucker and that’s the reason these kunts are they way they are even they ugly ones have armys of simps lining up to tell them how good they look
Remember that’s not they way they actually look it’s a fantasy perpetuated by cake up
You silly simp
Mahteeeee is a prime example of voting democrat. Faggot
FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!
Call out every single one of these hypocritical CUNTS!!!
Orwell was supposed to be fiction, not a “how-to” guide. And that includes 1984 AND Animal Farm.