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Unemployed Beverly Scrotumpole Selling $246 In Food Stamps For $120 Because He Has Plenty Of Food, Gets More Stamps On The 1st, Flashing Cash On Facebook, Has The “Disease”

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We’ve done a billion blogs as part of our Food Stamp Fridays series, exposing people in the act of buying or selling food stamps on Facebook. Often they speak in some sort of code, and are vague about what they’re doing. For example, they don’t say how much they have, why they’re selling, or what the price is unless you message them directly. Too much incriminating information.

Well, Ray Rogalski from Beverly has elected to ignore the unwritten rules of Food Stamp Friday….

First of all, that’s a bargain. Everyone knows that market rate for black market food stamps right now is 60-65%. You might even be able to get away with 75% if you find the right buyer. This dude is selling for less than 50%. Them stamps were probably gone within 5 minutes, if a bidding war didn’t erupt first. Trust me, we messaged him and he never got back to us….

Now, most Food Stamp Friday contributors don’t say why they’re selling. Not this scrotum pole though. He just comes out and says it – “

I’m getting a whole bunch of food stamps that I don’t need because procuring food is not a problem for me. Plus, the first of the month is coming up, so I’m about to re-up anyway.”

Ray Rogalski is an able bodied male, so how does he qualify for food stamps? Simple – 1) he’s unemployed, 2) he reproduced, and 3) he’s got the “disease.” Well, technically he’s a “self employed personal trainer.”

Which  means he takes pictures of himself topless in gym mirrors and posts them to Instagram.

And of course he takes copious amounts of post dump selfies, after dropping off his Chipotle in the community pool…

Why is this a thing? Why do people see a mirror in the bathroom and think to themselves,

“I can’t leave here without taking a mirror selfie. How else will anyone know that I just took a huge dump?

And yes, he did reproduce, which you wouldn’t realize from his Facebook page since it’s literally just picture after picture after picture of selfies….

There isn’t a single image of a baby on there. Not one. But according to his baby registry the kid was born less than a year ago. Does anyone actually think he has custody of his kid? Doesn’t matter in Massachusetts. If your sperm created a human life, you are now entitled to taxpayer money for the next 18 years. And anyone who has a problem with that is inhumane, racist, and wants babies ripped away from their parents. And a Nazi too. But that’s already a given at this point.

He’s also got his fair share of Google trophies, all of which involve heroin possession:

But since doing heroin is a disease, not a choice, he’s basically disabled. Therefore we should throw more money at him. Because that always fixes everything.

Despite allegedly being so poor that he needs government assistance he sure doesn’t mind flashing that cheddar though….

Oh SNAP!!! (pun intended) All that cash and a section 8 voucher will pay his rent for an entire month!! Ballin!!

And just in case anyone thinks he’s a loser, peep the bank account…..

Damn dog!! You rich!! Once you hit $7K in your bank account you can officially retire from being unemployed!

Some of his homies warned him about the dangers of showing the world the enormities of his wealth, particularly when it comes to ho’s who will inevitably be offering to massage his spam javelin for a romantic diner date to Chili’s. Luckily Ray-Ray has braced himself for this….

It’s not easy keeping them ho’s at bay. When you’re unemployed and cranking out bathroom selfies like it’s going out of style you don’t have to look far to have an orgasm. The orgasm cums to you!

He just wishes all the people who were talking shit could see that cash money, even though the picture is actually two years old…..

That makes this story way better. Showing off $6,669 like you’re Warren Buffet is ratchet enough as it is. But when you don’t even have that money because the picture is two years old, you’ve gone off the ratchet deep end.

But wait, it gets better – he’s a Trump supporter and doesn’t like free loading socialists…

Uhhh…someone might wanna tell Mr. Scrotumpole that Trump’s on the other side of the food stamp debate.

And there’s nothing ironic about this:

Nothing at all.

And for anyone who has a problem with this deadbeat dad selling taxpayer funded entitlements on Facebook, he’s got a message for you…..

True that!! It’s none of your business if he’s selling food stamps you paid for so that he doesn’t have to get a job.

But please, tell me more about how rare food stamp abuse is. I hardly ever see it. I know DTA workers all read Turtleboy, so you might wanna cut this able bodied male off, since he’s clearly stated that he has plenty of food as it is.

11 Comment(s)
  • z
    June 26, 2018 at 9:29 pm

    $6K? BFD.

    Better than nothing, but still nothing especially if you have to sell food stamps on the side.

    • msheadkracker
      June 27, 2018 at 2:16 am

      Id bet money that was a screenshot of his account at tax time, he addmitted it was 2 years old. 

  • Average Republican In A Suit
    June 26, 2018 at 1:59 pm

    I remember my first 6 thousand. I took my frat buddies out for pitchers. For all your poor people, “frat buddies” are kids you drink with in college.

  • General George Custer
    June 26, 2018 at 1:50 pm

    Yup, I said “Don’t care” right before my ass turned into a bullseye too. Good luck with that, son.

  • Ray Patriarca
    June 26, 2018 at 12:34 pm

    He gets a small pass for having the brains to understand what the Demorats truly are. Without that, he’d get a pollyott with a car antenna !

  • Jay
    June 26, 2018 at 12:34 pm

    What happened to long time comment contributor “Bob ‘n Mic”?

  • Mike Hunt
    June 26, 2018 at 11:35 am

    What’s worse: North Shore trash or South Shore trash?

    • Honkey Kong
      June 26, 2018 at 2:00 pm

      That’s like asking if a shit smells better than a turd.

      • Clitty Litter
        June 26, 2018 at 8:10 pm

        Bahahahahahahaha!

  • Robert Jordan
    June 26, 2018 at 11:30 am

    This chudstuffer is what happens when whole swaths of society raise their children to be narcissistic ego maniacs. Collective cognitive delusion… We’re so screwed…

  • ja
    June 26, 2018 at 11:25 am

    LOL that is not his baby registry…that Ray is from Indiana…..

    Other than that…good article!

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