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Unemployed Punter Chris Kluwe Just Equated Washington Redskins Name To “Holocaust Pride”

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Remember Chris Kluwe?


The unemployed punter who claims the Vikings didn’t sign him because he supports gay rights? We’ve written about this idiot before. Dude is the biggest dooshnozzle going right now. Since no one will hire him he’s spending most of his time on Twitter reminding us that he’s progressive and you’re not. I swear him and Macklemore are in this eternal battle to see who can prove to the world that they love gay people the most. We get it dude, you’re like wicked tolerant. Congrats. We’re really proud of ya.


Today he’s switching it up and going after the Washington Redskins for not changing their team name. Here is an actual Tweet he recently put up:

Ya got that everyone? Calling a football team the Redskins is the same thing as saying “holocaust pride.” Because neo-nazis are always saying “holocaust pride.” And the names of NFL football teams are the exact same fucking thing as a genocide that killed 6 million Jews. I mean, we read Anne Frank and Night in school, and it’s pretty shocking and all. But luckily we spare the children the horror of an NFL team’s name. Because they just wouldn’t be able to handle that.


Hey Chris, if you really wanna shock people about the Redskins, why don’t you just explain how much they paid Albert Haynesworth, and then show them this video:

And he made $1 million that game. Now THAT’S scary. Also, love the song in that video. Priceless. Forgot how terrible that guy was.

Kluwe wasn’t done though. He’s a God damn soldier for progress this one. He reminded us all that he would never play for the Redskins, even though they, just like the other 31 NFL teams, didn’t offer him a job

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he’s also opposed to raping women

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that he doesn’t follow gender norms in HIS home

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he hates white people like himself

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the imaginary team he plays for would definitely draft Michael Sam

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and he cross fits

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Is there anything worse than a man who talks about cross fit? No, there is not.


In conclusion Chris Kluwe is an unemployed punter who spend all his time alleviating his guilt for being a white, straight male. Oh, and he cross fits. It’s really a mystery why Bill Belichick hasn’t signed his guy yet. I mean, what winner doesn’t want an overpaid, below average punter that clearly doesn’t give a shit about anything except his political agenda? Bigots.

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7 Comment(s)
  • Tiredof Ignorance
    June 15, 2014 at 2:03 am

    Seems to me like he’s decent, something I suspect you know little about. Since when is respecting other human beings a bad thing? Someone tells you something hurts them and you tell them it doesn’t and just continue on? You really don’t see a difference in a team named after Native Americans and a team named after an animal? This article is trite, and I’m 100% certain you’re an arrogant prick.

  • May 29, 2014 at 10:23 pm

    Soon, British Americans will be claiming they are offended by the name Patriots, Southerners the name Yankees, NAACP Browns, and atheists the Saints.

    • Joey G
      May 30, 2014 at 7:43 am

      Not to mention all of the gazelles who will be complaining about the Lions

      • Clive
        June 1, 2014 at 9:39 am

        Two people either have no sense of humor or are gazelles.

    • Matt
      May 31, 2014 at 3:28 pm

      Yankee refers to Northerners you fucking ignorant dolt.

      • June 1, 2014 at 7:01 am

        Yea, and I was referencing how the Yankees raped and pillaged the South. What did you think I thought Yankees meant? you’re a little slow but that’s ok

  • Joey G
    May 29, 2014 at 10:22 pm

    I can deal with excessive tolerance… but fucking crossfit is where I draw the line.

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