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Unspeakable Tragedy In Abington As 3 Kids And Their Parents Are Found Shot To Death At Home


Three children and their parents were found shot to death in their Abington home today. It’s a terrible tragedy, and not one that I don’t have anything funny to add to it. Turtleboy tries to write stories that we can satirize, or rip apart ratchets with. This isn’t funny at all. It’s just plain awful. But I do have some thoughts on it so I published it on TB Daily News instead. Click here to read it.




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27 Comment(s)
  • Too funny
    October 9, 2019 at 7:49 am

    The comments are better than the article. Too bad the funny comments make us laugh in the face of this unspeakable tragedy.

  • TortugaNiño
    October 8, 2019 at 6:52 pm

    Jesus christmas TB, i really bite my tongue over your aversion to any type of proof reading or editing but that double negative legitimately led me to believe you DID have something funny to add. In these types of stories its just cringe-worthy man.

  • Chris Benoit
    October 8, 2019 at 6:12 pm

    I don’t see what the big deal is

  • randiguy2006
    October 8, 2019 at 5:31 pm

    You’ld have funny stuff you say if they weren’t white.

  • randiguy2006
    October 8, 2019 at 5:29 pm


    Wait whut?

    • Y
      October 8, 2019 at 7:43 pm

      Congratulations, you commented on the one blog (out of hundreds) where the wall couldn’t have potentially stopped the crime. Collect your participation trophy never.

      BTW, will you finally give Trump a chance if we learn the CIA agent / “whistleblower” turns out to have previously worked for Joe Biden?

  • Uncle karma
    October 8, 2019 at 11:58 am

    Who cares the american terrorists lost in Syria and are leaving with their balls tucked. When did TB care about innocent people. Hopefully they’ll shoot themselves like the losers in Iraq and Afghanistan. This guy was just being an American terrorist.

    • Christopher Lettiere
      October 8, 2019 at 12:34 pm

      I never thought I would live to see the day a United States President would attempt to end an endless war (40+ years old), and the people would scream, “No! Kill more of our soldiers!”

      Truly, ours is a backward nation & the people inside it sick.

  • Christopher Lettiere
    October 8, 2019 at 10:34 am

    “We can live in a country where the Second Amendment is respected, but we also have to live in a country where we make sure firearms don’t end up in the hands of the mentally ill.”

    Honest question, who decides on one’s mental fitness? A liberal doctor, your liberal neighbor, etc.?

    Look at your FB pages; they are shut down constantly, and without just cause, because some people are upset with your writing style.

    What is to stop those same people from reporting you, without cause or merit, to the thought police about your mental fitness and gun ownership?

    Very slippery slope.

    Remember, Shall Not Be Infringed

    • Dr. Ed
      October 8, 2019 at 12:10 pm

      Furthermore, the mental “health” people CAUSE more problems than they cure — actually, they never manage to actually “cure” anyone. They’ll hide behind confidentially, but I wouldn’t be at all surprised to learn that they were involved here.

      Priests, Ministers, and Rabbis do a much better job — and without taxpayer money.

  • t
    October 8, 2019 at 10:19 am

    The father was served with divorce papers the day before the murders.

  • trying no button
    October 8, 2019 at 6:53 am

    I’ve tried to “click here” several times and even refreshed my page. The link does not work for me. Can someone else try it and tell me if it is working for you?

    • WeRFucked
      October 8, 2019 at 7:01 am

      Or you could just go to TBDailyNews and find the article at the top of the page?

      This proves the average reader of TBS is dumb as shit.

      Average TBS Reader

      • fuckface O'Reilly
        October 8, 2019 at 8:27 am

        It actually proves that the poster is not computer savvy and shows that you have the analytical skills of a toddler. The average turtle reader is an unknown quantity, therefore your statement is as relevant as a fart in a hurricane.
        If you want to fight me meet me at 120 Gaslight Dr. in Weymouth. I am a man and I have a job and a house.

        • Julie the Jarhead
          October 8, 2019 at 9:21 am

          1. You’re picking a fight because of a couple of stupid comments?
          2. An apartment building is not a house.

          • christopher tranos
            October 8, 2019 at 9:58 am

            1. nowhere in the post did fuckface O’Reilly state an apartment building was a house
            2. you actually took the time to google the address hahahahahahaha
            3. you are dumber than your ass is wide
            get a job tubby
            Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt.

      • JimmyBooms
        October 8, 2019 at 9:51 am

        That’s pretty funny lol. I’m so stupid.

      • HeyN0w
        October 9, 2019 at 10:32 am

        Yes, you can just go to the page on your own but the writer wanted to include a functioning link . So it is fine to let someone know it is not working as intended.

    • Emily
      October 8, 2019 at 4:10 pm

      Didn’t work for me either

  • JimmyBooms
    October 8, 2019 at 6:50 am

    Awful. So sad. Tomorrow is promised to none of us! Act Accordingly!

  • Crystal Laviolette
    Book Investigator
    October 8, 2019 at 2:13 am

    Looks like 865,000 copies of Day is Done sold thru the US Book Depository. Most have reviews about the book as well. That seems like a nice lil chunk but maybe money was running tight. P.S. A woman would never do this to her children.

    • Linda
      October 8, 2019 at 9:03 pm

      Women do that crap all the time. Plenty of women kill their kids.

  • So sorry
    October 8, 2019 at 1:20 am

    Very sad.
    Waiting for all the evidence and facts to get sorted out (Things might not be as they initially appear) but the end result is it will remain a senseless tragedy.
    Kids, Christ. It’s an awful feeling when you think you’re about to be forced to take a young life but to do so willingly for some evil, deranged reason is something I could never completely understand.
    Prayers for all that this tragedy has touched, including the first responders and investigators who go home with yet another piece of scar tissue on their psyche, no matter how professionally detached they could possibly be.

  • Klancy
    October 8, 2019 at 12:36 am

    Let’s just not suppose anything. Let’s not critique books. Let’s not play M.E. on the basis of whose body was found where. Let’s just leave it alone and donate to a family who has to bury five of their loved ones. K?

    • bustedbitch
      October 8, 2019 at 7:04 am

      You don’t have the money to donate 1$ to your kids who are in foster care. So fuck off. K?

      • illiterate fool
        October 8, 2019 at 9:02 am

        You don’t know where to put the fucking dollar sign, you illiterate fool.

  • Dr. Ed
    October 8, 2019 at 12:02 am

    Click WHERE? Bad link

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