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Update: Captain Dick Whistler Has Been Harassing And Stalking Women In Fitchburg For At Least A Decade Now

 

Update on the story last night about Captain Dick Whistler, who asks strange women to hang out with him and then demeans them when they say no – he’s been doing this from at least back to 2011. Another woman came forward with this:

This is psychotic and dangerous behavior over a prolonged period of time. Normal people don’t do this. He feels entitled to women and clearly does not take no for an answer. This woman didn’t ask him to contact her. She told him she was not interested an had a boyfriend. He started off with the usual passive aggressive bullshit, accusing him of ignoring her, as if she’s obligated to engage him in conversation. Then he messages her every day for a period of time in December before picking up where he started again in June. He obviously has a rolodex of women he just goes through and does this with. And he’s been doing it for at least a decade.

Not to go all feminist here, but this is the shit men will never have to deal with. We get this all the time. I’ve never had anyone as aggressive as this, but the fact of the matter is that there are no shortage of men like this. They do what they do because women are too afraid to call them out on it. Well guess what? Because of my relative anonymity I have the privilege of being predators like this on blast, and I’m not afraid.

Hey shitstain – come on the Live show tonight. I’m sure Uncle Turtleboy would let you share your side of the story. I see you’ve put your Facebook page on private. What’s the matter? Don’t like it when strangers bother you? Yea, kind of sucks right? Message TBNews on Facebook and we can have you on and give you a chance to explain yourself.

 

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29 Comment(s)
  • Responsible LTC holder
    March 18, 2019 at 9:30 pm

    The photo of him with guns at the range… now that’s terrifying.

  • True Reality Speaks
    Not a Fan of Violating People's Rights, But
    March 17, 2019 at 11:05 am

    Someone needs to ERPO his ass.

  • Somebody get him a talking Barbie he won't know she's not a person
    March 17, 2019 at 8:16 am

    Amazing how he never becomes embarrassed. Probably a little autistic or a sociopath. “Chef” more like Cook, puts a little bit of himself in everything he makes.

    Run a (To Catch a Predator) operation on him. He will take the bait hook, line and sinker. Even after getting busted he will ask for another date.

    “I don’t know why the police are here but come bail me out, so we can go on that 2nd date we talked about”

  • Gluten Free
    March 17, 2019 at 5:06 am

    i would refrain from eating his cooking…

  • The Boondock Saint
    March 16, 2019 at 6:04 pm

    Seeeeeeeeeeriously dude… You need to be put in time out, ok kiddo?

    You have ZERO ability to talk to women with any amount of “game” (read: respect). My fucking skin crawls when I read these “conversations”… I can only imagine what it must be like to be in these women’s shoes when THEY read them.

    I’m willing to bet there’s more than one female who had to drive herself home from a party, half-in-the-bag because you were lurking around waiting to see who you could saddle up next to at 3am when people started to pass out.

    You’re like a half-retarded Juicin Jeremy. Too dumb to realize just how psycho you are.

    I’d tell you to get AIDS, but that would require you to achieve sexual contact, and I don’t wish contact with you on even the junkiest of boxes.

    P.S. That thousand yard stare isn’t helping you any…. You fucking walking talking red flag

  • Eddie Haskell - LAPD
    March 16, 2019 at 4:46 pm

    Man, this dude needs a real beat down – by a woman. Time for a woman ultimate fighter to take him up on his offer and when he pulls this arrogant demeaning shit, hand it to him. Film it and post it.

  • Dick LaBone
    March 16, 2019 at 4:28 pm

    Know what this ass wipe needs? A tranny set up. Then at the appropriate time Pop Squad the motherfucker…

  • Hey Now
    March 16, 2019 at 3:55 pm

    Guy is what I want on my team. Relentless and Tenacious

    Guy would kill it in sales

  • Richard Whistler
    March 16, 2019 at 3:46 pm

    I should be offended that you seemingly used my name in vain, but I certainly can make an exception with one tongue boi Adam Catalanot-too-bright. I’d say, all it takes is one brace woman to take his shit to court, but sadly, we know how much that restraint order ink is worth.

  • Learn English
    March 16, 2019 at 3:09 pm

    They should lock him up just for writing “should of”.

    • Big Wick
      March 16, 2019 at 3:57 pm

      Toss in “not to sure.”

  • Cain
    March 16, 2019 at 2:37 pm

    Why is everyone knocking his hustle? Pre-restraining orders, I’ve gotten plenty of dates through stalking, harassing, or just a good old fashioined headlock! In fact, I found my soulmate through Facebook. I just tranfered her $10K through Western Union so she can fly here from Columbia for our wedding!

    • Captain Trips
      Caveman Trips
      March 16, 2019 at 3:13 pm

      I always found clubbing them from behind and dragging them by the hair to my lair worked very well. Never got declined.

      • Kevins 9 Iron
        kevins9iron
        March 16, 2019 at 6:25 pm

        For me its roofies. Nothing like an unconscious hottie.

        • Captain Trips
          Caveman Trips
          March 16, 2019 at 8:27 pm

          HA Ha – “Hey honey how did you like the sex?

          What sex?

          Exactly. Now get out of the car”

  • Captain Dick Whistler
    March 16, 2019 at 1:56 pm

    I’m getting tired of being the catcher.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    March 16, 2019 at 1:51 pm

    You have to pose as a hot woman… Meet up and kick his ass

  • Ted Bundy
    March 16, 2019 at 1:40 pm

    I don’t see what the problem is here he seems like a pretty cool dude to me.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Ted Kaczynski
      March 16, 2019 at 2:26 pm

      He’s alright in my book.

  • Adam Catalanotti
    March 16, 2019 at 12:57 pm

    So, seeing that I’m striking out on the Fitchburg page, I figured I’ll check out the comment section of TB. Anyone good looking women looking for a GREAT time HMU. I like long walks in the woods, sex with tied up women, sex with incapacitated women, sex with myself and cooking. Let me know if these are activities you also like. Thanks in advance. I’m really a swell guy.

    • get ti right
      March 16, 2019 at 4:12 pm

      You people are f%cked up. I dont harass women. lIKE i TOLD THE COPS, DO YOU SEE ME ASKING THEM FOR ANYTHING LIKE SEX OR ANYTHING? No, just askin if people want to hang out. Whats wrong with that? I go to bars too and can get a dirty skank hoe any time. But thats not what Im doing in chat. Just chattion. Show me one chat if I asked fro sex like a perv. Cant people go out and do shit anymore? I got a suspsion would this south store turtle girl is, dont listen to her crap. Shes jus an ex who couldnt handle the big guy.

  • Have You Seen My Baseball?
    March 16, 2019 at 12:48 pm

    Why is he still allowed in this group. I don’t have Facebook but imagine he could be blocked. His photos must have been from when the short bus took them on a field trip to see the Celtics

    • Wtf
      March 16, 2019 at 2:21 pm

      Because they “don’t allow personal attacks”. Eyeroll.

      Clearly they do allow stalkers.

  • Joe Friday
    March 16, 2019 at 12:37 pm

    A shame that profiling thing never got off the ground in Mass. This psycho has serial killer, rapist, dismembered bodies in the basement written all over him…

  • Natasha
    March 16, 2019 at 12:37 pm

    Everyone seems to love Bristol ( I am one of them), but no one gives SSTG the accolades she deserves. This was hilarious, SSTG!

  • Plenty Of Fags
    March 16, 2019 at 12:13 pm

    I hope someone links his FB account to hundreds of grinder hook ups.
    I would like him to be stalked by every pschotic trans freak that has ever visited the dark web.

  • What A Loser
    March 16, 2019 at 12:02 pm

    Hey Chef (Francis Sidebottom) it is refreshing to see you have not been around since your exposure on TBS.

  • duane
    March 16, 2019 at 11:54 am

    fucking faggot

    • Kenji
      March 16, 2019 at 11:59 am

      迷い Japanese for faggot

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