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Uxbridge Uber Pooper Teaches Dad A Lesson By Getting In His Running Vehicle At CVS With Crotch Fruit In Backseat To Teach Him A Lesson About Parenting


This is Beth Harding from Uxbridge.

This evening she thought it would be a good idea to jump on a couple local Facebook community groups and brag about how she jumped in someone else’s car with their crotch fruit inside to teach them a lesson about parenting.

Not all heroes wear capes. Tomorrow she’s planning on going door to door in town, checking to see if your house is unlocked and eating porridge in your bed with baby bear if he’s home alone.

I don’t know what’s more fucked up about this – the fact that this Uxbridge Uber pooper thought it was a good idea to sit in someone’s car and scare their crotch fruit during a time when “social distancing” is so important, or the fact that she felt the need to brag to strangers on multiple community Facebook pages assuming that she would be praised for being such a psychopath.

Sure, she could’ve alerted the police, remained outside of the car, or gone inside to find the father if she was so concerned. But that’s all way too rational. Better get inside a stranger’s running car instead. I’m sure they’d really appreciate that. I mean, it’s not like a kid would be freaked out if he was sitting in the car waiting for Dad and suddenly this face appeared.


And did I mention she’s a recovering junkie too?

She’s clearly in a fine position to not only judge other people’s parenting skills, but also teach them valuable lessons by jumping in their vehicles with crotch fruits in tow. But maybe she should stick to virtue signaling about how a real n word loves a big fat ass.

Just sayin.



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38 Comment(s)
  • Joe Biden
    November 11, 2020 at 11:17 pm

    I would sniff that

  • David Stanley
    November 6, 2020 at 6:05 am


  • T.R.
    November 5, 2020 at 4:22 am

    This one calls for a punitive polluting of the pooptube.

  • Kyle
    November 5, 2020 at 1:54 am

    Dad being an idiot aside, the local police need to look into this. At the very least, she’s guilty (admitted it herself multiple times) of breaking and entering of a motor vehicle…. A felony. A simple visit to a few CVS locations should produce video of some sort. And to think… She’s a teacher?!?

  • WTF America
    November 4, 2020 at 5:08 pm

    Yes leaving a child in a car alone is a big dick move, this dad is certainly not father of the year. An even bigger dick move? This woman doing what she did! Beth my dear (I mean Ratchet Karen 2.0) you are a very lucky lady you’re still alive, or not in a hospital with your jaw wired shut (maybe the odds were in your favor that it was a dad and not a mom). Again not saying what this dad did was OK, hell no. Next time alert the authorities. I’m shocked she doesn’t have google trophies,

    • Just Say'n
      November 11, 2020 at 8:23 am

      She is a drug addict, most likely she was checking cars so she could steal stuff. It is what drug addicts do.
      1) Not locking the door was an error
      2) Leaving a kid in a car when heat or cold is not an issue when you are gone for 5 minutes if the car is safe.
      3) Putting any child into the system in Mass that does not need to be in the system will ruin their lives.

  • whatevuh
    November 3, 2020 at 6:49 pm

    Why are there so many mentally ill people running around loose out there without supervision?

    P.S. Dad you fucked up, don’t do it again !

  • Done with this shit
    November 3, 2020 at 6:03 pm

    I call bullshit. She’s alive, and that wouldn’t happen if she got into a car containing someone’s child. Not even a little believable.

  • HummmminaHummmmina
    November 3, 2020 at 4:25 pm

    Dat fine lady in the Finn photo is not a fat ass, but a work of art? I would!!!

  • And the rest of the story
    November 3, 2020 at 3:37 pm

    She climbed back into the car when he went to get some Newport’s, because he pushed her out without paying.. all with the kid in the back seat.

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    November 3, 2020 at 3:25 pm

    Christ on a cross that face almost made me spill my Angel’s Envy……almost…..cheers!

  • Loon
    November 3, 2020 at 3:03 pm

    Story would have been much better of the guy beat the shit out of her for trying to steal the kid. Fucking loon. Mind your own business and stop writing on public posts no one wants to hear your bull shit.

  • Chester the Fupa Molester (Lord/Savior pronouns)
    November 3, 2020 at 2:21 pm

    Bitch is a liar. There’s no way that tranny looking bitch sat in someones car with their kid in it and didn’t get beat.

    It’s just a plea for attention from a mentally unstable individual.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    November 3, 2020 at 2:09 pm

    That’s gotta be Janis Joplin and Arlo Guthrie’s love child.

  • Caravaggio's Used Condom
    November 3, 2020 at 12:55 pm

    Dad and this crazy broad haven’t an ounce of judgment between them. The poor child.

  • No fat chicks
    November 3, 2020 at 12:53 pm

    She should be arrested for two reasons. First, trespassing and b&e. Second, for writing “I may have went”.
    Being ugly isn’t her fault, but not learning basic English is.

    November 3, 2020 at 12:05 pm

    Beth Harding is a recovering addict “JUNKIE” and says she is not ASHAMED of it. Very funny thing to not be ashamed of, Junkies a thieves, do anything for drugs or money ( Fuck, Suck, Eat Ass, Eat Dog Food. A junkie needing a fix will do anything for a fix but Beth Harding isn’t ashamed of that. Leaving his kid in the car alone is a scumbag move. He is also a total Beta Faggot for not beating her silly. This man has no basic instincts to protect his family. What she did is totally insane and could of got her killed or crippled. I’m not trying to sound like a tough guy but I don’t understand how he didn’t attack her in that situation. He would have been totally justified in fucking her up (even on camera) never go near anyone’s child. Luckily for Beth Harding the Junkie she did it to the Biggest Beta Faggot in the world. Faggot has nothing to do with being gay on this one, a Gat Father would of Fucked Beth up.

    • Lying Loon
      November 3, 2020 at 8:59 pm

      Although I don’t think there was even a guy who left his kid in car and she jumped in (made up for attention) you are correct. What exactly is she proud of? Shouldn’t she be ashamed for what she clearly put her family through/anyone who had to deal with her through? Everyone she lied to and stole from through? Just by that statement I don’t believe at all she is “recovered”. Because it’s still about her. No remorse, pure denial. She clearly thinks she was a victim of “the disease”. Fuck that! Your an adult who made a choice to be an addict. I bet she never apologized or made amends to the people she fucked over cause clearly it was the disease and not her. I also bet anything she has no job and that we, the tax payers are paying for her addiction. Fuck off bitch.

  • Fuck that bitch up
    November 3, 2020 at 11:17 am

    If she was sitting in my car she would have got a face full of pepper spray before she could say a word.

  • Gimme the needle
    November 3, 2020 at 11:00 am

    If an idiot had a face…. This is it!

  • Doesn't anybody stay in their own lane any more?
    November 3, 2020 at 10:52 am

    Jesus-tap-dancing-Christ people have got awfully nosy in the last few years!

  • Barrett 50
    November 3, 2020 at 10:45 am

    This C.U.N.T. is lucky she didn’t run across some dude who’s field of fucks is now barren for the rest of the year or, my wife. Either way, it would have ended much differently.

  • Taint Smasher
    November 3, 2020 at 10:34 am

    Fat bitches shouldn’t wear horizontal stripes.

  • We Are F*cked...
    November 3, 2020 at 10:08 am

    #1: Hey, asshole, get your seed-bag snipped. You SUCK at being a father.
    And B: You self-important, virtue-signalling junkie trollop… you woulda been well within your rights to call 911 (my opinion) but instead you chose the Facebook route. Cuz you’re SUCH A GOOD PERRRSONNN…

    You suck every bit as much as the asshole who left his kid alone, in a running car, in this fucked up world.

    Both of you…GFY.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    November 3, 2020 at 9:56 am

    Beta male of the year award goes to that dad for not pulling that ugly cunt out of his car and doing an irish jig on her head.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      November 3, 2020 at 2:14 pm

      What he did was wrong.

      But, in his position with this scag, I would have said, ‘crouch down in the seat son, don’t want her blood spattering on you’.

  • Joe Biden
    November 3, 2020 at 9:53 am

    Dad should have splattered her brains all over with a double barrel shotgun, hit the crack pipe with his son and told his kid have fun those aren’t brains its playdoh.

  • Suck My Dick
    November 3, 2020 at 9:45 am

    All Trump voters in MA have votes just as impotent as their dicks. Biden will get MA electoral votes, so yours really don’t matter. Sucks to be a faggot. LAST DAY HOMOS!

    • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
      November 3, 2020 at 10:13 am

      This has been one of my favorite reoccurring troll comments in recent memory.

    • Kevins 9 Iron
      November 3, 2020 at 10:35 am

      That’s funny neither does yours. How does it feel to be one of the totally fucked up people who will vote for dementia joe? If he wins I’m going to sit back and laugh at you douchbags when you realize he’s going to fuck you too.

      Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.
      -H. L. Mencken

    • Ummmmm..
      November 3, 2020 at 11:00 am

      …you’re on here asking us to suck your dick and we are the homos?

      No matter the outcome of today’s election, I think you are Bridgewater bound, they’ll help ya.

      • Kevins 9 Iron
        November 3, 2020 at 11:02 am

        It’s ok he doesn’t look down.

    • Guy down the street
      November 3, 2020 at 1:38 pm

      I will know it’s you when I read about the guy who got shot in the forehead for trying to blow a dachunt in a stranger’s car that was left running.

  • Dr. Cardiac
    November 3, 2020 at 9:43 am

    I saw a fat fuck today at the local burger joint who tried to shove a 2nd triple cheeseburger down her throat. I intervened and broke her jaw and said you are fat enough.
    She was later admitted to a local.hospital becsuse of jaw pain that was caused by 5 clogged arteries

  • Kevins 9 Iron
    November 3, 2020 at 9:43 am

    His answer was he parked in front of the store’s cameras? Jesus this state is full of retards that should never breed.

  • Bob
    November 3, 2020 at 9:36 am

    What a fat, horsefaced, junkie cunt.

  • Boston Irish
    Mumbles Menino
    November 3, 2020 at 9:33 am

    What a face, Jesus Halloween is over.

  • People are stupid
    November 3, 2020 at 9:32 am

    Both of them are douchebags. Who jumps in someone else’s car for ANY reason? Also, who leaves their kid in a running car? Should have shamed him too.

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