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Vernon Hill Lovers Exchange Blows Outside Of Elementary School While Children Are Released

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Worcester can really be a magical place sometimes. One day you’re dropping your kid off at school, the next day you’re watching some jilted Vernon Hill lovers beat the shit out of each other:

This video has been shared hundreds of time on Facebook and likely viewed over 10,000 times. Yet not a single person can seem to tell me what the hell is going on here. Although I did find this tidbit interesting:

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Nothing to see here. Just a small white woman driving a gigantic truck who viciously beats her boyfriend while calling him racial slurs, only to be body-slammed by her man before getting back in the truck and driving off together. Just another hot Vernon Hill date at the Worcester Walmart. It just so happened to take place in front of an elementary school. On a Wednesday. At the exact same time school was getting out. In broad daylight. While people were taping it.

Let’s check out the play by play. The video starts with the dude trying to get into the truck which is clearly trying to leave:

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Then something happens. I have no clue what. But the guy clearly knows he fucked up because he stops trying to get into the car. I’m guessing he did something to her door. And everyone knows you don’t fuck with a Vernon Hill girl’s truck. So she gets out and goes on the offensive.

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Now I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that this guy is high as a kite. After all, it is 3 PM on a Wednesday on Providence Street. It’s not exactly unusual. Because a sober man would at least have been able to shield himself. This guy just fell over and curled up in the fetal position as soon as she started reigning down blows upon him. Next thing you know we were smack dab in the middle of a Vernon Hill softcore porn:

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As a matter of fact, I’m 90% sure they are making out in this part:

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I’m just kidding. She’s punching him repeatedly in the face.

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Now imagine a six year old boy is walking out of that school after a long day of trying to figure out what the fuck Common Core is trying to teach him. He’s glad to be free, the weather is nice, and now he gets to go home and play until the sun goes down. But first he is greeted by a wall of ass, and a disorientated lover who may or may not be in the act of felatio:

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And no Vernon Hill courtship would be complete without the finishing body slam:

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Then he just leaves her there, hikes up his pants (so as to keep it real) and walks away:

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Come on man. You can’t just leave her lifeless body lying like that. Who do you think you are – Ted Kennedy?

The fact that he got back in the truck with her and they drove off together is probably the least surprising part of this whole shitshow. Let’s be honest, in many Vernon Hill homes this is what is referred to as “foreplay.” I’m sure they had a lovely dinner at the Olive Garden after this, didn’t tip, and then went home and reproduced. Murica.

My favorite part about stuff like this is reading all the hilarious Worcester commentary on the Facebook machine afterwards. So many Monday morning quarterbacks, so little time.

First you have your concerned Worcester parents:

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I feel ya. The only way to set a good example for the little ones in a situation like this is to start dropping F bombs like it’s going out of style. Either that or commence “beefin.”

Then there are the chivalrous dudes who police the Internet to make sure codes of ghetto warfare are strictly adhered to:

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No matter what you can’t please em all though. Some guys wanna “put mitts on that n****” for defending himself. Others mock his manhood for not kicking the shit out of her:

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This guy right here read my mind:

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Then there is the commentary that makes you say…….”huh?”

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Huh? No clue what you’re trying to say my man. Do you think this is taking place in Providence? Or Providence Street? You know they’re two totally different things right? And if you consider an elementary school to be your high school, then you def ride the GED Express to work.

I still can’t figure out who Vianca is mad at either:

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OK then.

Finally there was this gem:

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My thoughts exactly. I was literally about to say that. Stole the words right out of my mouth.

Never change Worcester. Never change.

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11 Comment(s)
  • coffeemate
    April 17, 2015 at 6:01 am

    I love you “I’m from west tatnuck and this would never happen” jerks. You still live in Worcester except you’re saturated with rich Jews who care way too much about living in w tatnuck. Lmao shut up.

  • Steve Hesselton
    April 16, 2015 at 11:12 am

    Not all of Worcester is as classy as Vernon Hill, just an FYI. Just like every large city, it’s patchwork. For example, I live in the West Tatnuck area of “The Woo” where you would never see any of this crap. You then drive 2.3 miles north west and you might want to have your phone on standby to catch some more shananigans!
    Anyways, I hate to have to defend The Woo, however it’s the second largest city in New England (geographically) with a ton of rich history and was major contributor in the Industrial Revolution. Another relevant fun fact is Woo State Hospital was the first facility to treat mental illness in the US, ever! We should admit this couple ASAP and maybe have them work on Valentines Day cards during their stay there because Woo is also where the very 1st Vday card was designed by Esther Howland!

    • GoneWestButNotSoft
      April 21, 2015 at 7:05 pm

      Esther Howland fucked us all then

  • WormtownorBust
    April 16, 2015 at 10:49 am

    Watching western civilization slide off the cliff. So entertaining.

  • Jen
    April 16, 2015 at 10:20 am

    Wow!!! Worcester is keeping it classy. I used to be proud to say I was born in Worcester……not so much now. These two clowns should have been arrested on the spot. What the hell are Worcester’s finest doing if not protecting our children from this kind of hot mess going on. Unbelievable. Do people have any self control at all??? Especially at a school geez. We are a sad race. While it did make me laugh (especially the commentary) I’m deeply disgusted at this show.

  • Hey Hey Riggs
    April 16, 2015 at 6:55 am

    I just enjoy the fact that you’re giving them the benefit of the doubt that they made it out of the Olive Garden parking lot before reproducing.

  • Megan
    April 16, 2015 at 6:48 am

    Disgusting Worcester women at its finest here. Just a look at her outfit. Smh.

  • Frogshit
    April 16, 2015 at 5:54 am


  • jay
    April 16, 2015 at 12:06 am

    Was it really this wahm out today for that outfit? N’s just keepn his b in line. Respect. Hattas gonna hate hate hate hate hate

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