• Veteran Decorated Somerville Cop Mowed Down On His Harley By Pubeheaded Teenage Throttle Jockey In Hampton Has Succumbed To His Injuries



    Rest in the sweetest of peace, Officer Remigio. Thank you for your service and your 3-decade long sacrifice.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

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    Last night, Somerville lost one of its finest examples of not only a man, but an Officer of the law.

    Louis Remigio, a 30-year veteran of the Somerville Police – a decorated officer who received numerous awards and accolades during his tenure – succumbed to injuries he sustained from being fucking mowed over like a patch of ratty crabgrass while on a leisurely Sunday ride on his Harley on I-95 in Hampton, NH.

    From all accounts (and personal experience,) Officer Remigio was an all-around great dude. His loss is nothing short of heartrending and devastating, a blow to the community he served and to the two beautiful daughters he left behind. Don’t want to take my word for it? Take the words of his Chief:

    “He led by example every day. Always positive, which is not always easy to do in policing,” Somerville Police Chief David Fallon said. “I learned from him myself. He was a much better police officer than I will ever be.”

    While I was on the fence about posting Officer Remigio’s Facebook here, I think this last post, shared about 12 hours before his untimely demise, needs to be seen:

    If you can’t find a good person – be a good person. A mantra he seemed to live by.

     

     

    So – who is responsible for robbing the world of yet another great man?

    18-year-old pubeheaded Amish impersonator and asymmetrical-nostriled Michael Ricci, of Burlington, MA.

    He’s almost a deadringer for a few Planet of the Apes characters, although they’re a bit more coiffed and look like they don’t smell like week-old, jizzum-stiffened, used gym socks.

    This waste of love mayonnaise was “racing” two other cars on I-95 in his 2013 Mercedes C300 in the opposite direction of Officer Remigio.

    Now… before we assume things about his financial status and/or entitlement… that car is essentially the base of a base model, and was probably bought for under $20k, with over 100k miles from a buy here, pay here wheeler-n-dealer that proudly displays a “NO SSN, NO PROBLEM!” sign out front.

    And I’m willing to bet dollars to leggnog that it featured a big ole “dapper” and/or “stance nation” sticker somewhere on the windshield, too.

    Knock it the hell off!

    Anyway, for whatever reason –  be it the inexperience of this crusty puddle of snake gravy behind the wheel or the abysmal handling of the rebadged Chrysler he was driving – he entered into one of those cut outs/turnarounds on the highway that the police hide in to catch you pesky Speedy McSpeedersons, and slammed right into the 2003 Harley ridden by Officer Remigio.

    This caused a chain reaction crash involving several other cars. A few other people were injured, although, not seriously (thank God.)

    Adding insult to injury, Mervin the moldering man goo was released on $10k bail after being charged with “felony reckless conduct” and he’s since scrubbed the interwebs of any trace of himself. Since Officer Remigio has passed, I am hoping beyond hope that the charges are upgraded to vehicular homicide and they toss him away for a very long time.

     

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    Discussion

    1. Dr. Zaius


      Let me guess: He was trying to be a recruit for ISIS with the poor excuse he calls a beard?

      He’s an insult to my fellow chimps!

    2. Sue


      God bless Officer Remigio and his family.

    3. Crusty McCrustburger


      Being a car person those lower windshield banners beyond piss me off… They are the most retarded (sorry to retarded people) things you can put on a car…

      1. Worcesterite


        I saw two the other day on ratchet cars that read “BLESSED” and “Sassy.”
        Most ghetto thing I’ve ever seen.

    4. Charlton Heston


      Take your paws off me you damn, dirty Ricci!!!

      You fucking stain of shit

    5. Cornelius


      Charming fellow.

      Looks like a baboons ass.

    6. White Nationalist Turtle Rider


      Comparing this nigger to a fucking monkey – LOL!!!

      1. pro trump


        all blacks look like monkeys but this black REALLY looks like a monkey

    7. Mike


      He was arrested again today,

    8. Brian


      Too bad the Somerville maybe is an anticop scumbag like Obama with his Black Lives Matter sign on City Hall. Probably thinks this cop had it coming and will side with scumbag

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