Video Of CO Getting The Shit Kicked Out Of Him By Junkie Meth Mile Mob In Ayanna Pressley’s District Makes Somalia Look Nice


NBCA corrections officer was beaten by a group of people as he was arriving to his job at the Suffolk County House of Correction in Boston Thursday morning, officials said. One person is under arrest in connection with the attack, in which a metal pipe was used, according to Boston police. The incident was caught on camera. The officer was not in his uniform at the time of what police suspect was an attempted robbery, according to the county sheriff’s office. The officer recieved medical treatment after the attack and is out of the hospital, officials said.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Ayanna Pressley’s congressional district.

Is it racist to point out that she was a City Councilor here for years, did nothing to clean the human slop bucket known as Meth Mile up, and should probably be the last person in the world to criticize what a detention center in Arizona looks like when this is what her district in Boston looks like? This is what happens when you put a jail, a food bank, and free suboxone in one block. They literally were blockading the street when the CO got there.

This is part of the United States of America. This is a third world shithole. People in Syria are watching this on TV and demanding that we close our borders to keep these people out.

The whole thing seemed like set up, given that the street was blocked. Next thing you know some chud comes up to the window and hits the CO.

Now I’m not trying to victim blame here, but was his AC broken? You couldn’t pay me to put me window down in July on Atkison Street. As soon as I saw that happen I was saying to myself, “stay in the car, stay in the car, stay in the…..”

And then he got out.

I don’t know what this CO was thinking, but the dude is either incredibly stupid, or he has bigger balls than a T-Rex with elephantiasis, because he decided to hit first when he got out.

At least he got one lick in. After that it was a Mogadishu madness and every abled bodied male within a 30 foot radius instinctively started kicking the shit out of him. I had no idea where he even was in that video.

And then, like the animals they are, some nudnik in a wife beater got into the front seat of the car to leave with it.

But not before the guy in the orange shirt called shotgun.

Animals. There’s no other word people behave like this. Savage, untamed animals.


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105 Comment(s)
    August 7, 2019 at 11:47 pm


  • Wwy
    August 3, 2019 at 5:28 pm

    Jewmerica is much much more awful than syria. We stand with Israel now your crying about the results. You guys are funny. God bless syria for kicking the Jew u.s ass. Poor vets thought they made a difference,nope.

    • MrSmiley
      August 4, 2019 at 3:05 pm

      How do you still exist? Do you go into public places spouting this shit? Douuubtful.

  • Street sweeper
    August 3, 2019 at 3:07 pm

    I guess he don’t know how to use his car as the best deadly weapon there is nudnik should’ve rolled his windows up lock his doors and Mowed them meth mile motherfuckers like he was cutting his lawn

    • Dr. Ed
      August 5, 2019 at 2:11 pm

      We have GOT TO change the law about pedestrians having the right of way — this was a clear attack and he should have been able to run over them, in self defense.

  • Aleslie
    August 3, 2019 at 1:43 pm

    Yeah that CO is a punk he’s a rude mother fucker n yes those people on that street are homeless and drug addicts n no where else to go they are told to stay n b down that street! – “BOSTON POLICE” are the ones that have them all on that one street so there not all sitting camped out on the highway or church @ corner! As well as BOSTON POLICE sit there EVERYDAY in there cars n watch n let them shoot up right infront of them bcus there to scared to get tf outta there cars to do anything! So yes unfortunately they all now gather on that one street! South bay CO’S ARE IGNORANT ASS MOTHER FUCKERS! BUT hey guess finally grew some balls!! That CO right there reason his car was stopped n window down was bcus HE STARTED talkin shit about junkies n homeless ppl like he always does or should i say like “THEY” ALWAYS do ESPECIALLY this one!! So guess the “junkie homeless man” had enough n u can Cleary see he put his hand in his window n “shoved” his head not punched or attacked him & the CO i gotta say had some biggg ass balls n got out n said something which was a mistake cus he knows down there they all stick together and have nothing better do so if theres a fight there all getting in on it . that’s unfortunately how they are down there also EVERY CO from South bay ALWAYS ALWAYS say shit to them n its understandable it’s bad af down there especially that street but cant stress enough that unfortunately THAT CO was 100% talking shit that’s why his car was stopped n window was down and they had enough of his mouth & they dont let that shit happen down there they are all about drugs fighting trouble etc so he knew what he was in for he see’s it his self EVERYDAY going 2 work! So dont feel bad should of kept his mouth shut for once but never does n now look what happened plus he threw first punch period!!

    • Smelly Whore
      August 3, 2019 at 4:24 pm

      Aleslie you dumb cunt with a big mouth. The CO threw the 2nd punch. I hope a King Arthurs crew goes to your shithole encampent and knocks your only tooth out of your shit for brains face.

      • Aleslie
        August 3, 2019 at 7:49 pm


        • Billy Jack
          August 3, 2019 at 9:11 pm

          Good luck in jail you illiterate cunt. I will take my left foot and bash the right side of your ugly face in and there won’t be a dam thing you will do about it.
          Your third world homie assaulted the officer. Your pack of third world hyenas attacked the officer.

          • Aleslie
            August 4, 2019 at 12:59 pm

            Ah are you trying to hurt my feeling’s?. Lmao try again bro seriously & would loveeeeeee to see you even try to what was it? “Bash my face” lmfaoo nice try there though buddy ha – oh & btw just want to let you know i have not the slightest clue who that fuckin kid/man was or is so again nice try though oh wait n i forgot was it my ugly face? Hahaha lmaoo sorry your talking to the wrong one baby boy! Are you angry? You seem angry… Say whatever you want to say but your so wrong on so many different levels & call me what u want to call me. You act like i seriously care what a nobody like you thinks that don’t even know me! So go ahead sweetie keep going. What’s the matter something i say offend you or something? Oh i know … Did i hurt your feelings? Lmaooo & oh noo he assaulted ….. a mother fucking CO that does nothing but treat there inmates like garbage! Hey he wanted to run his mouth so he got what he got – n that goes not towards just the CO … But everyone and anyone who wants to run there mouth plain n simple this is the outcome!! These people use fuckin drugs daily n are homeless they have absolutely nothing to live for. You really think they give a fuck or not if he’s a CO?? Yeah doubt it!! They don’t give two fucks sadly – but hey buddy you want to come take a walk with me down there? Lmao you pussy ass mother fucker! You’d be scared to death but you sit on “turtle boy” n run your cock sucker! Go down there n say this to them! Guarantee not 1 mother fucker would EVER go down there saying what there saying over a phone or computer to ANY of these people lmao scared to death!! But good luck sweetie

        • MrSmiley
          August 5, 2019 at 8:40 pm

          You should toootallly go on turtleboy live.

    • Unconsciously Incompetent People Make Me Laugh
      August 4, 2019 at 12:17 am

      You sound so articilate and your grammar is third rate. I hope they gave you a participation trophey for completing 1st grade.

    • People like This Exist And Its A Crime
      August 4, 2019 at 1:43 pm

      Eleslies ranting and raving is what severe mental illness sounds like. Eleslie is so erratic and unstable
      It must suck to have to rely on giving $5 blowjobs to get your next fix but thats the life you chose so its on you.

    • I Hate CrackHeads
      August 5, 2019 at 11:31 pm

      Shitstain I will be at the mass ave mickey ds at 2 pm. I drive a blue BMW. I will be there to see if you will run your pussy mouth to my face. No I dont want your $5 lolipop specisl and no I wont give you crack but I will crack your cock sucking jaw. You wont show becsuse you are a pussy

      • Lmaoo clown
        August 6, 2019 at 11:57 am

        Ahh im sry but i work until 4. Can we take a rain check on this one? Please i wouldn’t want to miss out on you “cracking my cock sucking jaw” lmaoo show’s the type of man you are! Hmmm I’d say your probably just like that IGNORANT CO that got a fucking beating for running his mouth haha ohhh shit wait did you say you got a blue bmw? Oh shit this sucks i got to miss out on that man smh lmfao your a clown … but anyways ya sorry i wouldn’t be down that area where “micky d’s” is anyways …i can’t n don’t just drive around mass ave all day chilling in “micky d’s” parking lot unlike someone lmao …. What you driving around looking for a girlfriend, some crack heroin maybe some pills which one is it? Get a fuckin life bro seriously!! I’d fuckin loveeeee to see you try n put your hands on me n nah i anit no “tuff guy” i don’t have to do shit but sit back n enjoy!! But keep running that mouth while you can sweetie! But hey have a good day driving up n down mass ave though sure I’ll talk to you soon

        • Aleslie is lazy
          August 10, 2019 at 9:36 pm

          You stop sucking dick at 4.

    • Clean Sweep All Day Everyday
      August 10, 2019 at 9:33 pm

      Operation Clean Sweep was a success. All your worthless shit was thrown away Aleslie. I watched with delight as the popo destroyed your world.

  • We are at war.
    August 3, 2019 at 8:25 am

    An earlier poster made a good point seems like there is something more to this. Looks like he has a history with some of these people and a reason for being on that side street other than “going to work”.

    No wonder the drug cartels operate freely in this country they have a standing army waiting to do their bidding and 30 more to take their place. United States has been infiltrated at every level, from the streets to the campus ivory towers, director of the FBI, DIA, CIA were all active agents. It’s Red Dawn without uniforms a proxy army coming from all sides.

  • Chip Striker
    August 2, 2019 at 12:18 pm

    Of course no mention of this in or Boston

    • Diseased Liberals
      August 3, 2019 at 5:04 pm

      Globe choses to go with the false racist narrative all day every day.
      White cops attack blacks which has been statisticslly disproved .
      The globe wouldnt want to inform the public to the unfortunate reslity of how much crime blacks and browns commit. Its easy to think diversity is great when you live in weston or welkesley and have little interaction with the pavement apes.

  • Bingo Fuel
    August 2, 2019 at 11:59 am

    We need a purge


    • Mark Taylor
      August 3, 2019 at 3:06 am

      There’s another issue. Atkinson Street is not a through street. It’s almost a neighborhood loop. If this guy was going to work, why was he on that street? He would have been on Southampton or Mass Ave.

      Something else was going on. There’s more to this story than meets the eye.

      The best solution for all of us is to stay far away from dangerous predators who wish to do us harm. Who wants the hassle of having to defend yourself if you find yourself in harm’s way, and have to shoot one of these people?

      This is why I live in the burbs.

      • Burbs good for only so long.
        August 3, 2019 at 5:08 pm

        Pussy Mark lives in the burbs aint life grand. Soon the burbs will be infiltrated with third world trash and apes. Demogrsphic trends show this thanks to unfettered illegsl immigrstion from third world shitholes pair that up with low white birthrate and high third world bsby moma producing factories and the burbs will be ancient.

  • bigdaddy
    August 2, 2019 at 11:24 am

    How come none of those chuds were at work? No seriously with such low unemployment they all must have jobs

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    August 2, 2019 at 11:13 am

    The White needs to be jailed for provoking a Person of Color.

  • Metro West Guy
    August 2, 2019 at 11:08 am

    Getting out of his car at all was his first mistake. Getting out of his car without a loaded firearm at the ready was his second mistake. Sometimes bravado trumps common sense, he should have known better that he wasn’t in downtown Weston where this going down. Thank goodness that he didn’t pay for it with his life.

  • Chahlie Fakah
    August 2, 2019 at 9:48 am

    You can see here the results of global warming. I am very disappointed that Trump will not do anything about climate change.

  • Unacceptable
    August 2, 2019 at 8:43 am

    When savage rule the streets they rule our lives, they take our freedoms and instill fear. The Current situation is unacceptable.

  • I Like Turtles
    August 2, 2019 at 8:25 am

    I drove by there yesterday without knowing of the attack and thought that napalm would work well to clean the street. This video confirms.

  • Peace, Love and Joy
    August 2, 2019 at 7:43 am

    Anyone else fantasizing about going for a ride through that area dressed in a suit and tie with glasses, a spiked ball on a chain and a pump? Full disclosure this is merely a fantasy for entertainment purposes only :)

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    August 2, 2019 at 4:56 am

    Nothing but savage bushmen here. All living on our dime, middle of the day and no one is working. They are one step away from swinging on vines and throwing spears at water buffalo. Shitbags

  • Adolf Hitler
    August 2, 2019 at 1:51 am

    If only you had listened to me.

    • Balance
      August 2, 2019 at 7:54 am

      Up front, I do not support Nazis or their beliefs and I’m glad we defeated them. How many 3rd worlders were trying to invade Germany during that period? How long would the Anarchy of Methadone Mile stood, how many homeless San Fran or LA type encampments with public defecation all funded by government pay checks were allowed to fester. Point is there must be balance in society the Nazis were wayyy to far killing good innocent people and we are wayyy off allowing the demonically possessed to rule our streets.

      • marilynsantos45
        August 6, 2019 at 4:25 pm

        why they took the video out ?im js t curious

  • Derp
    August 2, 2019 at 12:16 am

    Should’ve turned them into road kill.

  • Congressional Black Caucus
    August 1, 2019 at 11:15 pm

    We approve.

  • z
    August 1, 2019 at 10:32 pm

    The jail, now realizing that they have an “Issue” immediately outside the premises, has a new instructional video on how to react if the walls are ever breached. I fucking loved this movie. Made in Russia by Russians.

    • The Dead Kennedys
      August 2, 2019 at 7:38 am

      Awesome Vid Z.

  • JZ
    August 1, 2019 at 10:26 pm

    Ayanna Pressley- nowhere to be found, nor will a comment be made from her.

    Rachel Rollins- won’t prosecute anyone involved. Especially the first one caught with a rapsheet a mile long.

    Luckily we have “squad members” representing this state

  • Grr
    August 1, 2019 at 10:25 pm

    Why do you eastern MA residents keep voting democrat?

  • Marty W
    August 1, 2019 at 10:18 pm

    This is nothing but a block party celebration of diversity in my city.Nothing to see here and I will have a drink to that.

    • george costanza
      The angry taint
      August 2, 2019 at 12:25 pm

      Thanks a lot marty, is your brother Johnny down there too?

  • MrSmiley
    August 1, 2019 at 10:13 pm

    Something with more precision than a nuke. Flame thrower?

  • Gaurd
    August 1, 2019 at 9:41 pm

    TB, I will give you the answer to why the C/O got out swinging. He knew no matter what that he was going to catch a beating and decided to get a lick in before , just like on the job. It is that simple

    • z
      August 1, 2019 at 10:02 pm

      I would have used my right foot on the gas instead. I doubt any jury in the country would have convicted him if he mowed somebody down.

      There’s no reason to be in the middle of the street except for looking for trouble.

  • Paul Harvey (z)
    August 1, 2019 at 9:34 pm

    After Christopher Pike was severely injured while rescuing several cadets from a baffle plate rupture on board a J-class training vessel he quit Star Fleet and lived a quiet live as a street person in Boston. After witnessing a horrendous attack on a correctional officer he contacted Mr. Spock. Mr. Spock while a junior officer had a lot of pull because of his father Sarek, who engineered Pikes re admittance into StarFleet as a captain.

    Now, you know the rest of the story.

  • Judge dread
    August 1, 2019 at 8:54 pm

    The gin the wheelchair rolls up too. Chances are he can’t walk cuz he was shot. But he still “rolls” with the ratchets.

    Every single one of these dudes could do day labor at the least for work yet they choose not to.

    The judge orders a bait car on that street, maybe have several Jordan’s in plain view, attract the hood boogers, then have the Air Force use white phosphorus on the whole area and sweep it clear.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      August 1, 2019 at 8:56 pm

      As a Captain you have my OK

      • Judgre dread
        August 2, 2019 at 7:27 pm

        Cpt if you and I were in combat we would have a hell of a good time.

  • Crispy C
    August 1, 2019 at 8:51 pm

    Honestly this shit is going to be more common with Rollins in that office. We’re Baltimore in the making.

  • 7th Grade Social Studies in one paragraph
    August 1, 2019 at 8:46 pm

    You know when you look at the electoral heat map? The one that’s shaped like the United States and is mostly red with a few dense blue spots? This is one of the blue spots. So are Baltimore, Chicago, and Detroit. Any questions?

  • Kennedy Murder Spree Continues
    August 1, 2019 at 8:43 pm

    Kennedy’s just offed another young woman. How many more Mr. Speaker how many more!

    • Y
      August 1, 2019 at 8:58 pm

      Glad someone else noticed the “overdose” on the Kennedy Compound.
      The cabal is scrambling. Now that the Mueller/ Russia Hoax is over, Trump can now go after the deep state, drain the swamp, and they’re panicking.

  • Sen. Jizz Warren
    August 1, 2019 at 8:35 pm

    Apology party at Liz Warrens, she got her some beer and Bruce is playing cuck mouth whore to help end racism…

    • Insane Dems
      August 1, 2019 at 8:41 pm

      Gilabrand will be there to school evil suburban white women and beat them for being deplorable.
      After the brainwashing, julian castrated will break out black dildos

  • Ray Patriarca
    Keep voting (D) !! You get what you pay for
    August 1, 2019 at 8:17 pm

    Savages !
    And savages act as savages act.
    Yep !
    Let’s celebrate diversity !!
    As I’ve said before….this is the result of 50+ years ago liberal Democrat control.
    Middle of the day, and none of these savages are working.
    Keep voting Democrat !!
    The people in this State get exactly what they deserve.
    Meanwhile, I’ve gotta get to bed.
    I gotta work in the morning.
    I gotta do my part to support these savages.

    • Captain Trips
      Kunta Kinte
      August 1, 2019 at 8:50 pm

      You best work hard whitie! We be watchin dem wimmin while you be workin!

      • hartf811
        August 2, 2019 at 9:55 am

        Toby be good higger Kunta?

  • bill fleming
    August 1, 2019 at 8:06 pm

    Welcome to Boston where an ankle bracelet is a fashion statement and where your plastic straws will be confiscated and you will be given free hep C needles. You will be safer in South Bay prison than on the streets and subways of Boston.

  • z
    August 1, 2019 at 7:56 pm

    Somalia eh?

    Time to call the Blackhawks in.

    I’m getting a Apocalypse Now – Ride of the Valkyries vibe

    • Y
      August 1, 2019 at 8:44 pm

      Great work.
      People need to get in Twitter and spread this!
      Boston is out of control.
      We’re very close to becoming the next Seattle, San Francisc, etc.
      Stop voting Democrat!!!!

    • Captain Trips
      Nothing But Beach Break!
      August 1, 2019 at 8:55 pm

      There’s nothing like smoked moolie in the morning! It smells like,…..freedom!

      • z
        August 1, 2019 at 10:28 pm

        My nephews never heard of this movie. I played them that scene and they had a WTF look on their face.

        Nice job with the line BTW. I’m hoping moolie is just for these chumps and not the race as a whole. Anyone can be an asshole.

    • Animal Mother
      August 1, 2019 at 10:33 pm

      Right on. Run that right skid right up her ass!

    • Judge dread
      August 1, 2019 at 10:52 pm


      I was talking to my friend a few weeks ago and I said we should bring the blackhawks in with miniguns and just strafe the caravans coming in to the southern birder and no one would ever wanna cross the border again.

      August 2, 2019 at 3:22 pm

      Please set up the video on youtube, “Black Hawk Down Air Strike (extended)”…

      You’ll like it when you hear the pilot say “we’re in bound HOT” at about the 1:20 point….

      • George S. Patton
        August 4, 2019 at 3:27 pm

        The last thing any enemy would want to do is engage rangers, airborne or the marines.

  • Democratically Elected
    August 1, 2019 at 7:42 pm

    If she works for her constituents and this is who they are then it’s hard to find fault with her performance. Conversely if these are the people whose interests she serves then I would expect her to attract more of the same to her district where they will be properly represented.

  • rmv official that cant be fired
    August 1, 2019 at 7:35 pm

    somebody mentioned fried chicken,watermelon and juju juice,and the nignogs stampeded

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      August 1, 2019 at 7:44 pm

      Now let’s not be racist

      Just because 13% of the population commits 56% of the crime, means nothing.

      It’s whities fault for not giving them more chances.

      I mean, really. Reverse discrimination, affirmative action, allowing them to have African American Month, Ebony Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, Black Miss America…do you really think this makes up for whities crimes?

      We whites can have all of those things too.

      In some other fucking universe.

      Enjoy diversity. I guess.

      • Judge dread
        August 4, 2019 at 3:31 pm


        We live in a chicken shit dimension.

  • Ronald Reagan
    August 1, 2019 at 7:29 pm

    Send the monkeys back to Africa. I’m Ronald Reagan and I approved this message.

    • Turtle Rider
      August 1, 2019 at 8:10 pm

      Those comments cemented this fact: Reagan was the greatest president that ever lived!

      • Y
        August 1, 2019 at 8:55 pm

        Wrong. Reagan was great, but we’re witnessing the greatest POTUS of our lifetime. Finally, we have someone who puts America first and refuses to allow the world to cash in on Americans.
        #MAGA #Trump2020 #KAG

        • Turtle Rider
          August 1, 2019 at 9:21 pm

          Would have loved to see Trump come out and endorse Reagan’s comments, but I don’t disagree.

  • Reality Check
    August 1, 2019 at 7:26 pm

    Get a bunch of busses and take all these people into Arlington, Winchester and Newton and drop them off at every house that has a hate has no home here sign
    The liberal Dems want to support this type of lifestyle as long as it’s not in their neighborhoods

  • CO in the Know
    August 1, 2019 at 7:20 pm

    Wait until the full story comes out. That CO is as guilty as the inmates, he had it coming.

    • Captain Trips
      Mr. Slather
      August 1, 2019 at 7:28 pm

      Your momma had me coming. More than once.

      On her face

    • JadedJenny
      August 1, 2019 at 8:00 pm


    • Nee Chi
      August 1, 2019 at 10:03 pm

      “Wait until the story comes out”… First thing I thought.

      Why did the CO marry a prostitute?

      Cuz he wanted to drag her down to his level.

      • Massage Girl
        August 4, 2019 at 1:17 am

        Because he felt sorry for your mom.

  • Francis Sidebottom
    August 1, 2019 at 7:15 pm

    Uncle turtle turd every person in that video are what you call turtle riders ,,yup that is your audience

    • Captain Trips
      Please Kill Yourself
      August 1, 2019 at 7:46 pm

      It’s time to put the noose around your neck and hop off of the chair. That’s a good boy Francis

      • JimmyBooms
        August 1, 2019 at 8:33 pm

        Be careful what you say if they pass that new Assisted Suicide Law Uncle warned us!

  • Ogie oglethorpe
    August 1, 2019 at 7:14 pm

    Not Soboxone, these Neanderthals don’t like Suboxone, it requires them to get sober and they dont get high when on it. It is the methadone they want, that way they don’t get sick and can continue to get high when they can score the funds. Replace methadone with suboxone, require drug testing for EBT benefits and prosecute drug dealers, no more slaps on the wrist…. this area will clean up.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      August 1, 2019 at 7:27 pm

      Anyone have a large supply of Fentanyl, 100% purity, to give me for free?

      I guarantee a positive return on your investment, in the manner of reduced welfare claims, within 30 days.

      Any takers?

      • Y
        August 1, 2019 at 8:48 pm

        This is why Trump is about to place more tariffs on China, because the Chinese aren’t buying our crops, nor are they stopping the influx on fentanyl.

  • MAGA
    August 1, 2019 at 7:12 pm

    The reverse purge begins…

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    August 1, 2019 at 7:05 pm

    This is what happens when you give out freebies and tell the world: “Come on in!”

    The freebie lovers DO come in. And let me tell ya, they ain’t the Mensa Society.

    Thank the liberals for every and any scene like this. They created it. It’s their monster.

    I might actually up my ante and, in addition to my 45 caliber, carry a flame-thrower in my trunk with access to the hose through my fold down rear seats.

    A flame thrower would have cleaned the mess up quick. And not a hair on my hide would be hurt. A few hairs singed perhaps, but I’d be the last one standing.

    These EBT apes need to go.

    The USA either needs to wake up or become the next fall of Rome.

  • Wanna fight me and my 12 friends?
    August 1, 2019 at 7:04 pm

    Why can’t black people ever fight one on one? I just don’t get it… tough are you when it 15 to 1?

    Anyways in what is today’s funniest news story did anybody see that Elijah Cummings house was burglarized the very day trump said Baltimore was a dump and all the libs and Elijah came out and told us how great it is…..absolutely hilarious

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      August 1, 2019 at 7:18 pm

      Elijah did call me and told me his house had been broken into.

      He didn’t want to be named as part of the investigation, but he did ask me, rather frantically, if his collection of spiked anal dildoes had been stolen in the break-in.

      He seemed more concerned with those than with any other article in his house.

      I told him to ‘sit-tight’ and I’d look into it. In a manner of speaking.

    • hartf811
      August 2, 2019 at 9:54 am

      Wish I had a dollar for every statement that started “Why cant black people…..” for the last 50 years. I’d be a millionaire. Oh wait. I am!

      • F U 2
        August 2, 2019 at 12:44 pm

        Definitely richer than if you counted the number of times you heard “a black person accomplished…..”

        So good for you… made the right bet!

  • Rachel Rollins
    August 1, 2019 at 7:02 pm

    I will be pressing charges against the CO. And this is obviously a hate crime.

  • whatevuh
    August 1, 2019 at 6:59 pm

    I drove down South Main in Worcester today, it’s amazing how many able-bodied “people of color” had the day off from work !

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      August 1, 2019 at 7:25 pm

      It depends upon what you call ‘able-bodied’

      Maura Healey would tell you the definition of ‘able-bodied’ is if they can physically go to the welfare office OR their mailbox and get the welfare check.

      Kind of like, illegal immigrants are not exactly ‘illegal’

      Have a nice day at work tomorrow.


  • Frank Rizzo
    August 1, 2019 at 6:57 pm

    praying for rain so they all stay hidden. framnk rizzo aka sizzle chest

  • Said Nobody
    August 1, 2019 at 6:53 pm

    Ain’t diversity great

  • Ratchet Rollins D.A.
    August 1, 2019 at 6:48 pm

    Its dey culture and you best understand dat.
    I will not prosecute and would have liked to prosecute popo but he wasnt white. So I am o for 2 on dis.

  • My Name Is Marty And I Am An Alcoholic
    August 1, 2019 at 6:44 pm

    This is all on me and clearly shows my committment to unfettered diversity at all cost and safe injection sites.

    • Captain Trips
      Dr Doom
      August 1, 2019 at 7:53 pm

      If they need safe injection sites let me know. I can teach them the proper places to inject. I have a good knowledge of anatomy.

      It might be 8000 mg of pure fentanyl in suspension, but hey, they’ll die happy.

      On a side note: Dammit, I think I left my Narcan at home.

      Have a nice death baby!

      • Barry
        August 1, 2019 at 8:11 pm

        Too bad thete still wasnt any New England Compounding Center Meds around. Believe me those meds would fuck you up for good.

        • The Poster Formerly Known As Barry
          August 1, 2019 at 8:31 pm

          I’m actually flattered to finally have my very own imposter! I haven’t had anything interesting to say lately anyway so the name is all yours.

          • Loss Of Freedom
            August 1, 2019 at 8:44 pm

            You got other things on your mind behind bars.

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