Video Of Cop-Blocking Cockwhistle Kyle Shockley Getting Knocked The Fuck Out In The Army Is The Most Satisfying Thing You’ll Ever See

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Yesterday we published this blog about the notorious Lowell cop-blocking cockwhistle, Kyle Shockley, after he traveled south to Bridgewater to harass and film a bunch of corrections officers and police officers at Bridgewater’s jail.

Same old shit with him. But we referenced a video from back when Shockley was in the Marines (before he was discharged) of him fighting another soldier in a boxing match and getting knocked the fuck out. Here it is:

I’ve never seen something quite so satisfying before. No wonder he’s all fucked up. His brain no worky no good no more after that. First he gets hit with the vicious left because he has no idea how to box and leaves himself vulnerable constantly:

Obviously the punch was effective:

Nevertheless, despite the fact that he is wobbling and clearly disoriented, he elects to continue the fight.

Bad idea.

You’d think he would’ve learned from the first punch that he’s going against a dude with a mean left haymaker who is obviously much more skilled, faster, and stronger than he is. But the fact of the matter is that he’s a complete and total fucking idiot who thinks he’s invincible. And I could watch him getting knocked out over and over again and never get tired of it.

For the record, I understand he served his country and I have respect for him because of that. But it doesn’t yield him from a lifetime of public scrutiny when he chooses to act like an asshole back here in the states.

6 Comment(s)
  • He's a Punk
    October 3, 2018 at 3:27 am

    This Douche bag is probably claiming PTSD and brain trauma injury from boxing without head gear and ripping off the tax payers with a VA disability on some bs claim with a story of D-day heroism not to mention taking away from the veterans who earned their disability the old fashioned way.

  • But he.... NO!
    October 3, 2018 at 12:59 am

    Hold on….  do we know what the DISHONORABLE DISCHARGE was?  “Thanks for your service” goes out the window when you fuck up and get tossed. 

    Would any of you thank Bowe Bergdahl for his service?  Fuck this clown. And fuck his “service” and yes, I have earned the right to say that. 

    Lastly, it didn’t take balls for him to put those gloves on and do that…  they were fucking around. Hardly “balls”. That would be like saying it took balls to wrestle your brother. 

    Why do people insist on trying to find ways to give this piece of shit a pass on being a cunt?

    Please, someone find out if he still has “the balls” to put gloves on. Or no gloves. Anything. Just fight me and it ends after that. Be a man. Pussy. 

  • Y
    October 2, 2018 at 11:52 pm

    Respect for him serving, but he’s now doing a disservice, at his own expense.
    Not sure that warrants a pass; I’d prefer another jarhead chime in and advise.

  • Phong
    October 2, 2018 at 3:18 pm

    I like how in the credits he’s listed as – the joke.

  • Shookones
    October 2, 2018 at 11:32 am

    I can’t stand this kid and he’s a fucking penis, but who cares he had the balls to put on the gloves on and box. And he’s not a solider he’s a marine.

  • Ted Baxter
    October 2, 2018 at 11:25 am

    LIttle wonder he fights with a camera now. He could not even last two minutes with the gloves. The only thing better would be seeing him gettting tazed.

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