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Cop Blocking Cockwhistle Kyle Shockley Has Moved On From Lowell PD And Is Now Harassing Bridgewater Corrections Officers And Getting Arrested By BPD Who Have No Idea Who He Is

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Kyle Shockley, the Lowell Gash Mallet, is a well known disgraced and dishonorably discharged former serviceman who lost his marbles along the way. (Someone sent us a video of him getting the shit kicked out of him in a boxing match, but we can’t find it now. Please send again, because it’s so satisfying). We’ve written about him many times, as he follows around the Lowell Police 24/7, harassing them like no one has ever harassed the police before. Most recently he was harassing Lowell cops on a Saturday night in June when he was assaulted on camera and then immediately ran to the police crying about it.

He is the ultimate cop block wannabe who thinks he understands the law, but in reality he’s just an cumrag with an iPhone. Oh, and he promised to sue us last year around this time, but evidently got sidetracked because we never got the paperwork.

Cop block losers are usually hilarious to laugh at. But the gash mallet is just a piece of shit in every sense of the word. He calls cops, “fucking faggots,” and tons of other just over the top offensive shit, because he knows they’re not going to arrest him for it. Basically he intentionally acts in an uncivil manner because he knows we live in a free society where you won’t be arrested for doing that. But it serves absolutely no purpose except to harass people who actually have jobs and pay taxes so that he can be the microdicked bitch that he is.

Anyway, he evidently has diversified his harassment as he recently made his way down to Bridgewater Corrections Center to film some sort of bootleg documentary with his his cop block butt buddy who also filmed him filming the encounter. This time he was confronted by corrections officers who informed him that he was on DOC property and would need to leave. Naturally he refused, necessitating the Bridgewater Police to be called and deal with his bullshit. They clearly had no idea who they were dealing with:

CO: “You understand you’re on correctional facility property right?”

Gash Mallet: “We’re on a sidewalk.”

CO: “This is a correction facility.”

Gash Mallet: “We’re doing a story.”

Well then, why didn’t you just say so Michael Moore? In that case the laws no longer apply to you.

He’s just such a piece of shit. This poor officer couldn’t have been more collegial:

And he says this to her:

“Are we detained? Then go in your fucking vehicle? 

Her response was the best:

“Who are you?”

It’s great because she really has no idea who he was. It’s such a sharp contrast from when he confronts Lowell PD. They know EXACTLY who this mother fucker is. There isn’t a cop in Lowell who hasn’t been accosted by this reject who was so useless that Uncle Sam wasn’t even willing to ship him to Afghanistan, lest he become the next Bowe Bergdahl. Every time he confronts a Lowell cop they have this sly little grin like, “Oh geez, I’m about to be on Youtube again.”

The looks on their faces just scream, “Who the hell is this scrotum pole?”

And you thought the assholes on the inside of the jail were bad.

Like I said, the pour cop couldn’t have been nicer to him and he responds by saying this:

“Who are you? What’s your name and badge number? You’re some asshat in a costume.”

Sad thing is that’s really how he views cops. Asshats in a costume. But don’t forget, he runs to them when people assault him. How many times did he ask for the cop’s name and badge number in that video, and every video he’s ever published? You’d think he would know by now that they don’t actually have to give you their badge number. But he has Google so he’s got it all figured out:

“What’s your name and badge number? You have to tell me. Mass general law section Chapter 41 section 98D. It’s called the Constitution. Google shows me.”

Plus he beat a charge:

“I just beat a trespassing charge on state property. I know you have to tell us three times written before we have to leave.”

Translation – I got a CWOF, because no judge in Middlesex County gives a shit enough to actually prosecute someone on a trespassing charge.

The worst part was that he told the CO he would gladly leave if he was escorted off the property,

“Telling you you’re going to escort us and actually saying can you guys please leave now are two totally different things. If you made us leave we would gladly go.”

In other words, he went down there just to be a penis. If they asked him to leave he would stay. If they forced him to leave he would go.

Two months ago I wrote this blog about the gash mallet when a group of vigilantes beat him up in Lowell. At the time I said they shouldn’t have done that. I take that back. He totally deserved it. I wish him nothing but the worst, and can’t wait until he gets his true comeuppance.

Back when Brockton Turtleboy was writing for us he used to do a monthly blog on the Bridgewater PD Twitter account. They have a huge following because they tweet the funniest shit in the straightest and most serious tone possible about hilarious things that people call them for. I’m really looking forward to their tweet about Shockley.

P.S. He’s still welcome to come on Turtleboy Live this week. We will give him a chance to say whatever he wants to say, because fair and balanced is just how we roll at Turtleboy Sports.

18 Comment(s)
  • Old Gumshoe
    October 2, 2018 at 1:32 pm

    Back in my day, if he told me to “get the fuck back into your car”, I surely would have
    After I stuffed him into the backseat, head first, through the open window. Old school style.
    Oh, and don’t worry. There would be charges. And his little cellphone? It would have been accidentally broken….under the left rear tire on the way to the precinct.
    Yep. Old school style

  • Frank Rizzo
    October 2, 2018 at 12:00 pm

    one can only hope they cracked these clowns heads open after the cameras were shut off. i bet these two micro penises are on public assistance too. oh and one of them tried to cite a “statue” when the word is statute. fuckin pukes

  • Dave
    October 2, 2018 at 10:42 am

    I think we need more videos of these 2 morons getting their cocksuckers punched repeatedly

  • Not a snowflake
    October 1, 2018 at 10:48 pm

    Heres just a few reasons why you were being detained…..Let me break it down for this asshole. 
    1) DOC property does not allow video recording or pictures without the permission of the commissioner. (The sign is clearly posted on Administration Road.) Without a purpose to be on the property, you are trespassing.
    2) Accessible to the public, “only for official DOC business” (Visiting inmates, work, etc). Without a purpose to be on the property, you are trespassing.
    3) Patrol officers are responsible for maintaining the safety and security of the prison interior and exterior, therefore, when someone is on the property with a cell phone, numerous issues arise. Some of which include the risk of the asshole attempting to leave cell phones in areas where minimum and pre-release inmates have access.  Or throw it over the wire into the main yard. A cell phone in a prison can be more dangerous than a weapon. So yes, you’re being detained for investigatory purposes. asshole.
    4. Idiots like this can be distracting the patrol officers for performing patrol duties, aiding conspiracy of an escape 
    5) Idiots like this can be capturing video of the exterior of the prison, aiding an escape.
    6) Minimum inmates walk around in that area, the patrol officer was saving you from being a victim, your pussy ass would get wiped up by a con with 2 months left on his bid.
    7) the “abuse of inmates” was at a different facility. And frankly, there was no abuse. If these cons were your neighbors, you’d be the first one calling the cops when they knock on your door asking for sugar. you have no idea what goes on inside that prison. With several inmates throwing shit and piss on you, they will get their ass kicked by CO’s. Sorry thats how it works. No CO wants to start a prison issue. But when certain cons assault staff with bodily fluids and weapons, there will be “abuse”.

  • A
    October 1, 2018 at 10:31 pm

    I hope and pray that the trump administration has a higher level of acceptance into the us military than the previous administration where people like bowe bergdahl and kyle shockley roamed freely. People like them, should never have came home. I know thats ruthless but they don’t serve a purpose today, yesterday or tomorrow

  • Don't Be A Lickspittle
    October 1, 2018 at 8:52 pm

    It would have been nice to see the woman cop rub his face onto the sidewalk.

  • Bill
    October 1, 2018 at 8:22 pm

    What complete clowns! Surprisingly, he is right about one thing though. It is Massachusetts law that LEO’s present a state issued police ID upon lawful request. Like when you are approached by one.

  • Ted Baxter
    October 1, 2018 at 7:59 pm

    This is what these idiots do. Same people film outside military bases and then wonder why the police approach them. Legal yes but dumb.

    • mrme
      October 2, 2018 at 7:41 am

      I believe that only applies to a non-uniformed officer. Full uniform displaying a badge, a patch of city or town you work for and a name tag is the ID.

      • mrme
        October 2, 2018 at 7:45 am

        Sorry the above post was a reply to Bill.

  • Judge dread
    October 1, 2018 at 7:56 pm

    I follow Kyle on his YouTube channel. Knowing that he’s a dishonorable discharge former marine, who also served in Faluja, means he has advanced infantry training, he is fucked up mentally with combat experience. This dude terrifies me. TBS should follow this guy cuz seriously he could be the next cop killler.

    He hates cops so much because he wants to be one so bad but he can’t even get a job as a security guard because of his discharge status.

    Watch some of his YouTube videos. He stalked Billerica’s police department like he was doing recon before an attack. This dude is wicked dangerous and it’s only a matter of time before he snaps.

  • Bob
    October 1, 2018 at 6:35 pm

    He’s an asshole, but he does seem to be right. If that is a public access location, he has the right to be there. Now if that is a private driveway, that would change things. I’m perfectly fine with filming the police and actually encourage what they are doing. What I don’t like, is when the recorder is being an asshole, just for the sake of being an asshole. Stand up for your rights, but to instigate until you get a reaction completely destroys the cause. There’s a difference between pro-rights and anti-police

    • Colonel Klink
      October 1, 2018 at 8:48 pm

      DOC has rules regarding their property. Once you cross a certain line, it becomes their property. Their rules. 

      For example, if they fell in a hole there and sued, it would be the DOC and State as opposed to the town of Bridgewater.  Make sense?

      I am certain they have rules regarding filming on the property. Think security concern or security risk. 

      It was handled like that because they likely never encountered a douche like him. Most would leave. 

      If someone was to film there, they would need permission. They should have been arrested by the CO’s from the behinnnjng. 

      • Mandalorian
        October 1, 2018 at 9:14 pm

        There’s literally signs saying that the access roads are for official business only, you and your vehicle are subject to search, and there will be no recording or pictures permitted. I’m at a loss as to how any of that was unclear to this guy.

  • mrme
    October 1, 2018 at 6:25 pm

    Something tells me he will not fare as well in Brockton DC as he would in Lowell DC. At the very least, this will cost him some money and I pray this is not the first time he gets to talk to the judge. I’m sure Tim Cruz’s office would love to see that video when it comes time to work out a plea. Lots of court costs, lawyer fees and fines would be very nice.

  • Fight me Kyle
    October 1, 2018 at 6:24 pm

    I am not trying to sound like a hardo but this guy has angered me more than I care to admit. I would love to fight this guy. 

    If I saw him on the corner I would make a fake 911 call to the other side of town ensuring the cops left him and would then kick the be-Jesus out of him. 

    What a fucking loser. Waste of resources?  Yes, and YOU are the reason why. FUCK I am aggravated now. 

    Kyle, please fight me. Man up. Let me give you the beating your father did not bother to stick around and give you. That poor bastard thought. “What did I do to deserve such a disappointing loser for a child (he won’t refer to you as a “son)”

    Failed son. Failed Marine. Failed adult. Hang it up Kyle, do your entire family and all of us  a favor. It is the least you could. 

    Lastly, next time the cops see him, arrest him for Larceny of Oxygen. 

  • The Vorlon
    October 1, 2018 at 5:49 pm

    He brought a IPhone to a gun fight…

  • Mike Hunt
    October 1, 2018 at 5:49 pm

    “They’re turning off our equipment!”
    They’re fucking phones you dumb cunt.

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