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Not sure how we missed this one, but here’s a video tweeted out on August 30 in Dudley, of a local mushroom vulture going to town on a Roxbury rusty trombone…
WARNING: Not safe for work!!
https://twitter.com/Honeymustardti/status/1035141823335940101
Hope that guy got tested after that one. Black hives matter bro!!
Seriously though, right in the middle of Dudley Square. No fucks given. You know you’re in the hood when people walk by and don’t even act the least bit fazed to see a guy getting his crotch vomiter detailed by a crackiosaurus outside the place where everyone goes to buy blunts with their EBT cards. In a normal neighborhood people would be yielding their eyes, walking in the other direction, or maybe even telling them to take it to a back alley where it belongs. Not in Dudley Square though. They were dancing, taking pictures, wearing shirts that are four sizes too big, and yelling “welcome to the jungle.”
As you can see, she has a key strapped to her arm. Meaning she likely has a taxpayer funded crack lair nearby, but servicing steamboat Willie in the middle of a highly trafficked intersection is way more fun.
Here’s the fucked up part – this is posted on Twitter. We are banned permanently from Twitter. Meaning, whatever we posted was considered worse than posting this video. So you can literally videotape crackheads serving up DNA slurpies in public on Twitter, but you can’t real news and opinions that stray Jack Dorsey’s thought patrol accepted set of beliefs.
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My name is Maura Healey and I DO NOT approve this video! It casts a hairy eye-ball on my voting base. I believe the gentleman was giving her a lesson on playing the skin flute. My under privileged voters need more tax payer money to practice flute playing in a more private setting …along with spitting.poop throwing and a whole host of monkey shine behavior. I am glad the readers did not call this TNB….thank you…
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If she were eating out of a tuna can you’d be all over it.
Is that dude wearing a gillligan hat or a pith helmet?
Thats a kneegrow for ya. Someone mustv’e been playing the national anthem nearby. Cue Colon KNEEdledick.
Another instance in which I wish the South won the civil war
Civil war or no civil war, we should have picked our own cotton. Hindsight is 20-20. Too late now. We be fucked.
Just a few primates monkeying things up nothing to see here just move along.
Its a black thing and you wouldnt understand yo.
Dat was Obamma gettin his freak on wit Moochelle
I think we should all just suck each other off when ever we feel like it. In public, at the job, in the restaurant, at that baseball game, at the concert, in the movie theater, on the beach, WHEREVER! This world would be such a different place if we just stopped to please our friend partner and enemy. Suck away folks, we can make this a world of love. Of course, no one has to swallow. If you’re nice enough to do some public blowing, spit that shit wherever you damn well please. That lady should be up for a Nobel Peace Prize as the originator of the first public hummer that brought the world into a eyes closed laid back boot one for the gipper love fest.
The new Kenya, you can thank Obama for this shit . . . .
Looks like the monkeys took a break from shooting each other to engage in other deviant activities. At least one of them is apparently good at something.
A rusty trombone is when the female is licking the gentleman’s asshole from behind while simultaneously reaching around and giving a hand job, hence emulating playing a trombone but with a “rusty” metallic taste commonly found in the taste of an asshole…..you’re welcome.
How the hell am I getting thumbs down? I am simply providing a definition of a rusty trombone. A blow j was improperly labled as a rusty trombone…..not a big deal.
Now I have to find a clean thin woman and try eating her asshole to see if the metallic taste is a real thing or not….. bringing mentos and mouthwash on that date.
I need to rinse my eyes out with bleach. Thanks.
Yep!
This is the new America ! Brought to you by liberal Democrats !
Fucking savages !
And these are the animals that your Democrat politicians scream, fight and gnash their teeth over to protect and coddle!
Keep mindlessly voting the (D) ,people !
You reap what you sow !
That, my friend, is not a rusty trombone. At all.
Looks like Weesie Jefferson is pulling rope for a 20 in bosstown.
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The MBTA spent one million dollars for a public toilet around the corner. It is broken because junkies have clogged up the toilet with needles. It is clearly racist that hookers and junkies aren’t allowed to use the public toilet and they are forced to do their drugs and give Bj’s out in the open. Besides the new DA would chastise the police if they enforced the drug laws at Dudley station.
Contrary to popular belief….. incest is alive and well in Roxbury!