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Video Of Crackiosaurus Playing The Roxbury Rusty Trombone At Busy Intersection In Dudley Square Goes Viral On Twitter, But We’re The Ones Who Are Banned From That Platform

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Not sure how we missed this one, but here’s a video tweeted out on August 30 in Dudley, of a local mushroom vulture going to town on a Roxbury rusty trombone…

WARNING: Not safe for work!!

Hope that guy got tested after that one. Black hives matter bro!!

Seriously though, right in the middle of Dudley Square. No fucks given. You know you’re in the hood when people walk by and don’t even act the least bit fazed to see a guy getting his crotch vomiter detailed by a crackiosaurus outside the place where everyone goes to buy blunts with their EBT cards. In a normal neighborhood people would be yielding their eyes, walking in the other direction, or maybe even telling them to take it to a back alley where it belongs. Not in Dudley Square though. They were dancing, taking pictures, wearing shirts that are four sizes too big, and yelling “welcome to the jungle.”

As you can see, she has a key strapped to her arm. Meaning she likely has a taxpayer funded crack lair nearby, but servicing steamboat Willie in the middle of a highly trafficked intersection is way more fun.

Here’s the fucked up part – this is posted on Twitter. We are banned permanently from Twitter. Meaning, whatever we posted was considered worse than posting this video. So you can literally videotape crackheads serving up DNA slurpies in public on Twitter, but you can’t real news and opinions that stray Jack Dorsey’s thought patrol accepted set of beliefs.

21 Comment(s)
  • Maura Healey
    September 12, 2018 at 9:38 am

    My name is Maura Healey and I DO NOT approve this video! It casts a hairy eye-ball on my voting base. I believe the gentleman was giving her a lesson on playing the skin flute. My under privileged voters need more tax payer money to practice flute playing in a more private setting …along with spitting.poop throwing and a whole host of monkey shine behavior. I am glad the readers did not call this TNB….thank you…
    DON’T FORGET VOTE DEMOCRAT……VOTE OFTEN

    • Uncle who is inappropriate at the Thanksgiving table
      September 12, 2018 at 2:48 pm

      If she were eating out of a tuna can you’d be all over it.

  • Alter Cocker
    September 12, 2018 at 9:16 am

    Is that dude wearing a gillligan hat or a pith helmet?

  • ncfoothillbilly
    September 12, 2018 at 8:32 am

    Thats a kneegrow for ya. Someone mustv’e been playing the national anthem nearby. Cue Colon KNEEdledick.

  • Wade Boggs Taint
    September 12, 2018 at 6:09 am

    Another instance in which I wish the South won the civil war

    • Hughbo Mont
      September 12, 2018 at 1:05 pm

      Civil war or no civil war, we should have picked our own cotton. Hindsight is 20-20. Too late now. We be fucked.

  • DatShitBeCrayCrayYo
    September 12, 2018 at 12:58 am

    Just a few primates monkeying things up nothing to see here just move along.
    Its a black thing and you wouldnt understand yo.

  • GetYoFrekOn
    September 12, 2018 at 12:53 am

    Dat was Obamma gettin his freak on wit Moochelle

  • Smack Smoltz
    September 11, 2018 at 9:56 pm

    I think we should all just suck each other off when ever we feel like it. In public, at the job, in the restaurant, at that baseball game, at the concert, in the movie theater, on the beach, WHEREVER! This world would be such a different place if we just stopped to please our friend partner and enemy. Suck away folks, we can make this a world of love. Of course, no one has to swallow. If you’re nice enough to do some public blowing, spit that shit wherever you damn well please. That lady should be up for a Nobel Peace Prize as the originator of the first public hummer that brought the world into a eyes closed laid back boot one for the gipper love fest.

  • whatevuh
    September 11, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    The new Kenya, you can thank Obama for this shit . . . .

  • Schutzstaffel
    September 11, 2018 at 7:27 pm

    Looks like the monkeys took a break from shooting each other to engage in other deviant activities. At least one of them is apparently good at something.

    • Noseface
      September 11, 2018 at 8:12 pm

      A rusty trombone is when the female is licking the gentleman’s asshole from behind while simultaneously reaching around and giving a hand job, hence emulating playing a trombone but with a “rusty” metallic taste commonly found in the taste of an asshole…..you’re welcome.

      • Noseface
        September 11, 2018 at 9:56 pm

        How the hell am I getting thumbs down? I am simply providing a definition of a rusty trombone. A blow j was improperly labled as a rusty trombone…..not a big deal.

        • learn something new every day
          September 12, 2018 at 5:37 am

          Now I have to find a clean thin woman and try eating her asshole to see if the metallic taste is a real thing or not….. bringing mentos and mouthwash on that date.

  • Whinycunt
    September 11, 2018 at 7:04 pm

    I need to rinse my eyes out with bleach. Thanks.

  • Thanks, Democrats !
    September 11, 2018 at 6:06 pm

    Yep!
    This is the new America ! Brought to you by liberal Democrats !
    Fucking savages !
    And these are the animals that your Democrat politicians scream, fight and gnash their teeth over to protect and coddle!
    Keep mindlessly voting the (D) ,people !
    You reap what you sow !

  • Frank
    September 11, 2018 at 6:05 pm

    That, my friend, is not a rusty trombone. At all.

  • TJB
    September 11, 2018 at 5:56 pm

    Looks like Weesie Jefferson is pulling rope for a 20 in bosstown.

  • U da rasist
    September 11, 2018 at 5:36 pm

    Nlqqar Nlqqar Nlqqar

  • Ruby
    September 11, 2018 at 5:24 pm

    The MBTA spent one million dollars for a public toilet around the corner. It is broken because junkies have clogged up the toilet with needles. It is clearly racist that hookers and junkies aren’t allowed to use the public toilet and they are forced to do their drugs and give Bj’s out in the open. Besides the new DA would chastise the police if they enforced the drug laws at Dudley station.

  • Purple Python
    September 11, 2018 at 4:09 pm

    Contrary to popular belief….. incest is alive and well in Roxbury!

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