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Video Of Fall River Jr. Hoodrats Being Arrested Elicits Brilliant Facebook Commentary From Dog Filter Free My Boi Scholars And Grown Men With Flat Brimmed Chicago Bulls Hats

Video Of Fall River Jr. Hoodrats Being Arrested Elicits Brilliant Facebook Commentary From Dog Filter Free My Boi Scholars And Grown Men With Flat Brimmed Chicago Bulls Hats

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All the junior hoodrats down in The Riv (Fall River) are wilin’ out over this video of “police brutality” and “racism” when the cops arrested a couple future Rhodes Scholars who were causing problems, loitering, trespassing, and generally being the least likable people in America:

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The only thing that junior hoodrats dislike more than the cops are periods and basic punctuation. I mean, this guy obviously thought this whole thing through, and this was the most effective thing he could come up with to attempt to convey the message he was trying to send:

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This is my favorite sub-sentence of that magical Fall River run-on sentence:

“then as my friend was walking away he told him if u keep talkin i will arrest u so then my friend kept trying to talk to the officer then the officer arrested him”

I spit out my coffee this morning when I read that one. Cops tell them that if they keep doing something they’re not supposed to be doing, then they will be arrested. And what does this McMuffin do? The exact thing the cop told him he’d be arrested for if he did it. Can’t make this stuff up.


As usual with these Cop Block tryout videos, we see nothing that led to the encounter with the police in the first place. It begins after one of these geography bee champions is already down on the ground, actively resisting arrest from two police officers. Naturally some local cheesehog is standing there pleading her case with the cops to stop arresting him:

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Because if you tell the cops to stop doing their job and you’re really loud and in their face about it, they often just let the criminal go. This is an effective way to free your boi.

Then some other shitbrain challenges the cops to a fight, and tries resisting arrest:

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Newsflash hoodrats – resisting arrest is a low percentage move. But by all means, keep trying it. Eventually one day you will be able to escape several trained professionals who are much larger than you and are carrying weapons.

That’s when McMuffin #2 points to his friend and asks the cop trying to arrest him to do something about the lawful arrest he is witnessing:

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Once again, another high percentage move on his part.

Of course as we found out later, the real reason these honor’s students were arrested was because they got into a fight on the bus (they were at the bus station):

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Stupid facts!!!

The commentary on this video is everything you dreamed it would be and more. Generally the types of people who believe police acted irresponsibly in videos like this have a few things in common – an inability to pass the 4th grade MCAS on their first try, the dog filter for their Facebook pictures, teenage pregnancy, a tendency to refer to themselves as “Queen,” flat brimmed hats, unemployment, EBT cards, chin straps, GED’s, vokestaches, entire sentences in emojis, and lengthy criminal records – amongst other things. Let’s check out what some of the South Coast’s finest had to say about the video.

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It’s true. I know I often take legal advice from song writers named Queen who have a proclivity to use the dog filter:

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Of course singer/songwriter is a great way to say, “Who wants to buy my excess food stamps for half price?”

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Would I appreciate cops putting hands on my child? Sorry Kier, can’t relate to that one. My kids aren’t gigantic pieces of shit, so more than likely they’ll never end up in this situation. Ya know, because I’m not a deadbeat who taught my children that listening to the police is optional. But yea, keep going Kier, you’re doing great. I know I love taking taking unsolicited legal advice from a guy whose two favorite hairstyles are the jerry curl and the man bun:

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Ahh yes, “white privilege.” I know that worked out real well for those white junkies in Lawrence who were arrested and tossed to the ground. But please, tell me more about this “white privilege” thing, it sounds fascinating. I know I can learn a lot from a junior hoodrat who fancies the dog filter and 100 emoji.

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And here’s some more dog filter people sharing their brilliant thoughts on life:

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Yup, just “standing up for your rights.” The right to loiter, disregard police orders, and interfere with a lawsful arrest. It’s all right in the junior hoodrat’s Constitution!

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Yea, all you uneducated white people don’t know how hard it is for people like Asja. You think it’s easy collecting checks and learning the emoji alphabet? Shit’s hard man. The oppression is real!!

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He’s right. The cops should’ve been nicer. If someone doesn’t wanna be arrested they have the right to resist. Everyone knows that when a police officer says you are under arrest, it’s optional. Definitely.

Here’s another dog filter deep thinker:

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You know your parents don’t love you when they name you after a crime infested borough in New York City. Just ask her best friends Compton and Mogadishu.

This one seems like a smart one:


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Because I know the second I see a bunch of “free my boi fill in the blank 100 emoji” hashtags on your bio, it means you’re on your way to the Ivy League school of your choice!!

Then there’s this chick, whose life plans more than likely revolve around being selected as the next star of 16 and Pregnant:

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Referring to yourself as “no ones shawtyyyy” is worth fifty guttermuppet points in The Riv!!

This kid makes a lot of great points too:

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Because I know when people start off by saying, “I’ve been in and out of lock up since I was 13” I immediately take everything they say afterwards seriously. VERY seriously.

Some of the most well thought out commentary came from local ratchet Kiara Guedes, who pointed out that you don’t see any white kids getting tossed around in the video:

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It’s almost as if the cops chose to arrest the people who were breaking the law, regardless of skin color. Crazy!!

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I know, where do they get off thinking they have any sort of power just because they “were” a badge? I was a badge in a previous lifetime, and all people did was sew me to things.

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It’s true. Any white person who thought the police did nothing wrong in this video “got arrested and just got away with it.” Because that makes TONS of sense. What language is she speaking anyway?

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Ahh yes, “bitch I don’t give a fuck.” That’s my favorite Fall River dialect.

And in the least surprising news ever, Kiara disregarded everything she was taught in sex ed classes and chose to become a teen Mom.

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Then again, making bad decisions is generally the best way to ensure that the checks from the government arrive fat and juicy on the first of the month.

It’s one thing when junior hoodrats offer their misguided commentary on law enforcement tactics. They can get away with it for now. But when they become adults and they’re still doing it, they look even more brilliant:

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Yea, you read that right. The cops in Fall River are racist because they arrested this white guy:

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Because they thought he was hispanic. And as you can see, Cory Levrault is easily mistaken for a Latino male. It’s not easy to victimize yourself as a martyr for police racism when you’re a white guy. But Cory found a way to channel his inner Rachel Dolezal and got the job done!

He’s got a point about white folks though. We always be saying dumb things like “my kids would never do that.” Everyone knows that kids who get arrested for being world class assholes were raised in wonderful homes with the latest edition of World Book Encyclopedia sitting on their bookshelves. This has NOTHING to do with parenting. Nothing at all.

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Normally when I want someone to read my “rites,” I go to a catholic priest. But then again, I’ve never read the “blacks law dictionary,” nor am I a constitutional scholar like the Chosen Seed himself.

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Speaking of respect. There’s nothing we respect more than a grown ass man with a chin strap and a flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat.

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Usually when people wear those hats it means they’re about to finish off yet another William Faulkner novel.

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He’s right. Cops have never arrested any white people before. I read it on the Huffington Post. And if you can’t trust a grown man with a flat brimmed hat with the sticker still on it:

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Then who can you trust?

Then there’s this rocket scientist:

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If he says the cop arrested him after planting crack on him, then I believe him yo!! I don’t know why, but I do. Must be his mastery of the English language, or his penchant for Hello Kitty brand firearms.

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Turns out these lovely children in the video are students at Fall River’s “Resiliency Preparatory School” (RPS), which means they basically were a huge pain in the ass at the public schools, but since they’re required by law to give them some sort of education, they had to go somewhere. But according to the enablers, kids who go here “can’t handle a big classroom” and thrive in the much more challenging learning environment:

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Just ask this RPS mother:

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Newsflash Kerri – your kid’s guidance counselor at Durfee didn’t send your kid to RPS because he would thrive in smaller classes. She just couldn’t deal with their bullshit any longer and wanted to make them someone else’s problem.

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Ahh yes. Her kid goes to RPS because he “needs the credits.” Because where else can you get credits? Public school? Nah, they don’t do credits there. Perfectly normal position for a high school student to find themselves in. And with her enabling, blame the police mentality, it’s shocking that her child would end up being shipped off to an alternative school:

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Finally we had these people, who were upset that one of the police officer’s in the video was previously involved in the death of one of their family members:

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I’m sure it happened exactly like they said it did. After all, everyone knows that murdering cops get a promotion and a paid vacation. So we Googled Rafael Cordeiro and this is what we found:

“A 19-year-old Fall River man was killed early Wednesday morning when his dirt bike collided with a police cruiser responding to a call on South Main Street. According to the Bristol County District Attorney’s Office, Rafael Cordeiro, 19, was pronounced dead at 2:20 a.m. after being rushed to Saint Anne’s Hospital following the crash. Information released shortly before noon on Wednesday indicated that Cordeiro was operating an unregistered 2006 Yamaha YZ85 that had no front headlamp.

According to the preliminary crash investigation, which includes statements from civilian witnesses, the district attorney’s office said three Fall River police cruisers were responding to a call in the city’s South End around 1:30 a.m. Officials said the cruisers were traveling westbound on Slade Street with their emergency lights activated, and as the second cruiser approached the intersection with Montaup Street, it slowed to proceed through the intersection. As the cruiser moved through the intersection, it was struck in the front passenger door area by Cordeiro’s dirt bike, which the district attorney’s office said failed to stop at the intersection.”

So let me get this straight. This 19 year old man is out riding an unregistered dirt bike with no headlamps at 2 in the morning. He sees cops on their way to a call who have their blue lights on. Rather than proceeding with caution he elects to drive his unregistered bike right into the cop car and dies as a result. And naturally this means the cop is a murderer. Fall River logic is confusing.

Then again, according to the fill-in Mom Christina Cordeiro, you are not allowed to have an opinion on this unless you were there to witness it yourself. After all, fake news be lying yo!!

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That about sums up hoodrat culture right there. When kids act reckless and break the law it should be consequence free. No one should die or be arrested. Ever. And if the cops do try to do their job, or someone gets hurt doing something they’re not supposed to, well, that’s racist. And that about explains why these people will never leave Fall River. Ever.



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31 Comment(s)
  • Donna
    March 15, 2017 at 8:33 pm

    First of all the young people of Resiliency Preparatory School are not hoodrats! They go through personal struggle like every inner city kid. I find it very disrespectful that instead of uplifting eachother that we put our children down. These kids obviously made a mistake. They’re the most smartest kids that you will ever meet in your life! Actually brilliant! They have issues just like every other kid in this world & adult. No one is perfect! The comments are by far ignorant and do not promote a peaceful world. We should want better for our children. Instead of bashing them. Let’s give them advice! Calling young people hood rats is so not cool! How ignorant! How is this supportive?

    • Sterling Turtle Rider
      March 16, 2017 at 2:21 am

      This philosophy is exactly why we have so many kids in this generation behaving the way that we do. There are so many people out there who think that you should never say anything negative – the problem with that is, that by never telling someone when they’re acting like an asshole, they never learn how to not act like an asshole. If you can’t call something for what it is, all in the name of making everything a “nicer, more peaceful world”, you ironically end up with the exact opposite. But hey, it’s all about feeling good in the moment, right?

    • MrSmiley
      March 16, 2017 at 5:16 am

      I’m not ever going to say something uplifting to or about kids and what are supposed to be “adults” trashing their local pd and all police.. These people should be embarassed by their behavior but they’re not. Social media gives everyone a platform even if it encourages the wrong way to act. Kids think getting arrested is no big deal,it comes with the turf in an inner city. That’s the wrong attitude and the adults around them do NOTHING to correct this way of thinking.

  • Donald muthafuckin Trump
    March 15, 2017 at 6:20 pm

    Fuckin ass clowns.. I wish I could have seen this..Looks like it was entertaining!! #boysinblue.
    Trump’s your president!

  • Diane Woods emerson
    March 15, 2017 at 1:10 pm

    Just another example of why they all get pregnant, absolutely no one knows what a fucking PERIOD is!

  • Publius
    March 14, 2017 at 10:36 pm

    Goddam Ghetto Maggots. What is worse ghetto maggots, hoodrats or ratchets? Trick question they are all trash to be thrown out not given ebt riches.

  • Kandy
    March 14, 2017 at 9:06 pm

    Fuck all of you worry about your own life you all get paid to talk shit.

    • ZephyrCat
      March 14, 2017 at 9:12 pm

      You folks should look in the mirror before going all gangsta on the writers at Turtleboy. Although taking personal responsibility before blaming everyone else doesn’t appear to be your strong suit.

    • Mom's Basement
      March 14, 2017 at 9:52 pm

      Your named should be spelled “Candy.” I knew there would be at least one person named Candy involved but I thought your name would be spelled with an i at the end instead of a y. Your mom screwed up the first letter instead.

    • MrSmiley
      March 15, 2017 at 1:35 pm

      When did I get paid? Did I miss that memo?

  • Hanginpossum
    March 14, 2017 at 8:09 pm

    You know hipster with the beard is sending this story to everyone he knows.

  • William Ortiz
    March 14, 2017 at 7:30 pm

    Fucking scumbag you dont know shit about rafael cordeiro. Dont try to fucking bring his story into this it has nothing to do with what happened in this video. And you you know absolutley shit about what goes on in fall river and the people that live here so dont try to make comments on place you know nothing about you low life scum. Theres nothing else interesting you can do with your life besides sitting at a computer jerking off typing a bunch of bullshit about people. Your a bum and i bet alot of fall river people will make it farther than you in life.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Mayor Marion Barry
      March 14, 2017 at 9:14 pm

      No one’s interested in your opinion. Shaddup.

  • Gov. assistance odor
    March 14, 2017 at 7:23 pm

    Is this something like the old carnival, side-shows they once had. The cops gave them a warning, they did not listen and got busted. Resisted arrest too and the cops are at fault ? I did notice the official Invicta watch on the deadbeat too.

  • John Galt
    March 14, 2017 at 7:18 pm

    My golden retriever can write a more coherent sentence than ANY of these dogfaces. And she has a better work resume’!

  • Not a Father in Sight
    March 14, 2017 at 7:14 pm

    Pay attention people-we are paying for ALL these people and their
    nasty offspring. The parents are all nasty scum rats who are why
    their kids turned out this way. Stuff like this is why Trump is now president
    and will have a second term. People are SICK of this. I see it everyday.

  • whatevuh
    March 14, 2017 at 7:05 pm

    Love the parts about, you weren’t there so you can’t comment. Funny thing is, his family wasn’t there either, but they know EXACTLY what happened, what a bunch of shit-stains on society. Fall River, the other armpit of Massachusetts (Lawrence is the other one)

  • ZephyrCat
    March 14, 2017 at 5:38 pm

    Oh yes, the struggle. 160 years after slavery. Numerous hand outs and freebies and head starts but you still can’t gain traction. Well, alot of blacks have done quite well. How on earth do you explain that? Can’t possibly be you, could it? Nah!! Dat’s crazy!! Oh my, whites have looked at you differently. Oh, the horror!! Could it have anything to do with the fact blacks are disproportionately violent. For the uneducated, that means y’all are crazier, angrier, tend to steal shit and are violent towards whitey for shit that happened so long ago. But go ahead, please call for reparations. That means more money for shit you DIDN’T do to EARN it. Look up that word….EARN!

  • Diane Woods emerson
    Wtf saves the world
    March 14, 2017 at 5:27 pm

    again. , please put them all on an island with no police , a pile of confiscated drugs , ph & j, and let them do whatever they think they should be allowed to do. I promise they will be extinct before long. And just as a required side bonus, put birth control in the water because there is no reason that babies or children should be subjected to these ignorant, uneducated, cum dumpster gutterslugs.

  • Turd Burglestein
    March 14, 2017 at 5:24 pm

    Wait a second…Bobby Bouchard??? Isn’t that from The Waterboy?

  • RachPower
    March 14, 2017 at 4:59 pm

    Case in point….I grew up in Fall River…lived on South Main….never once had a problem with the police, because I was brought up to not mouth off.

  • RachPower
    March 14, 2017 at 4:57 pm

    So, I grew up in Fall River. .. And I now live in Worcester. I grew up with guys and gals who are part of the FRPD. My sister, (who is just as white as I am, for the record, I am mostly Irish), has been arrested multiple times for resisting arrest, drug charges, and larceny. This isn’t racism. This isn’t white priveledge. This is a lack of common sense, on behalf of some dumb kids. They were warned.
    Teach your kids to listen .

    • Talisman
      March 15, 2017 at 8:34 am

      Yeah, but you can’t tell these idiots that. In their addled minds, whitey never gets arrested. Can’t tell you how many times I’ve been profiled for having extra long hair and looking scary. Whatever…I have never even been cuffed because I know how to keep my mouth shut and not do anything stupid when I’ve been detained. And that’s with having weapons on me because I show my hands, and the first words I speak are “I have a handgun here, and knives here, and here, permit is in my wallet”. It’s real fucking simple, and these people talking about the cops demanding respect for nothing is a joke, when they demand respect for just breathing.

  • Turd Burglestein
    March 14, 2017 at 4:52 pm

    Every time I see that tag Hoodrat Heros, that old Foreigner song Jukebox Hero comes to mind and I bet if I thought about it enough I could parody that song like Weird Al and make it Hoodrat Heros. Anybody got some lyric suggestions?

    • KimberlyS
      March 14, 2017 at 4:54 pm

      Be a Hoodrat Hero (Dog Snout on my face)

      • Turd Burglestein
        March 14, 2017 at 5:18 pm

        Here’s what I got so far…I’m gonna finish it up over a few days.

        Standing in the rain, with his pants hung low
        Cop is giving him a ticket, couldn’t run, too slow
        Heard the wail of the siren, he could picture the scene
        Put his ass in cuffs, then like a distant scream
        He heard one gunshot, just blew him away

        • Turd Burglestein is a dick
          March 14, 2017 at 5:48 pm

          Yeah, that’s really good. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

        • Talisman
          March 15, 2017 at 8:18 am

          Suggestion(s) for the Turd:

          Heard the wail of the siren,
          Another crime scene
          Put his ass in cuffs,
          And listen to him scream
          He heard one gunshot
          Just blew him away
          Got punched in the eye
          So the very next day
          He bought a beat up six gun
          From his homie next door
          Didn’t know how to load it
          But he knew the score
          That one gunshot…
          Blah, blah…blahblahblah

          Gotta go….see ya. Can’t wait to see it finished.

      • Mom
        March 14, 2017 at 10:29 pm

        Nice fucking job KJDS hooking up with a fucking moron with Turd. I Thought more of you my God girl.

  • KimberlyS
    March 14, 2017 at 4:51 pm

    Oh my God.

    There is an endless supply of douchiness that I never even knew existed before.

    Apparently, the only reason I was never arrested and beaten by cops is because I chose to RESPECT MY PARENTS AND OBEY THE LAWS.

    Wow – what a concept.

    • AJ
      March 14, 2017 at 10:10 pm

      Besides all of the hood rat gibberish that I just read (which coincidentally gave me a raging headache) this Durfee scumbag (redundant) called the cop a murderer because they allowed a 19 year old kid to be out at 130am riding an illegal dirt bike which crashed in to this cop, which resulted in his death.

      And then we have the peanut gallery early in the article ripping on the cops because there weren’t any white kids arrested. Looks as if all involved were in fact arrested. Then again, in typical hoot rat fashion, there is no video of the crime ( we all know there is) because if that ever got out, there’d be nothing for these dirt bags to complain about.

      Flunkees who didn’t “gragitate” from Durfee- keep using names such as “chosen seed”, “squirtle” and ” shawwwteee”……your failure at life will continue.

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