Video Of Hurricane Boriqua Carjacking A Cabby Before Crashing Into Truck And Trying To Steal Cop Car Is Your Typical Tuesday In Lowell

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You gotta see this insane carjacking video out of Lowell today:

Telemundo Lowell is my favorite channel on the Internet by far.

First of all, how much of an asshole was this guy:

Not the poor driver, the chud in the silver car who drove right past him after seeing him get carjacked and dragged in his own cab. This is why I have no faith in humanity. How much of a lowlife do you have to be to witness something like that and then not even ask if the dude is OK? I’d love to find the driver of that car. They deserve their own star on the Turtleboy walk of shame.

But wow, that was pretty crazy dude. Just another Tuesday afternoon in Lowell. Forecast calling for Hurricane Boriqua to hit at around 1 PM. This poor guy tried to fight the elements:

At one point he even broached the vehicle and appeared to get inside of it:

That’s when it went in reverse and went smashy into the pole:

Before finally ejecting him and speeding off down the street:

As you can the silver car is sitting right there, witnessed the entire thing, and did nothing. To me that’s almost as bad as the carjacker. Ratchets are gonna ratchet. It’s the only thing they know how to do. But this person made a conscious choice to not even ask this guy if he was OK. He actually crosses the double yellows just to avoid the awkward conversation at all.

Here’s what happened:

PatchA Lowell woman was arrested Tuesday after carjacking a taxi driver and attempting to steal two other vehicles, police said. The cab driver told police the woman flagged him down around 9:30 a.m. on Lawrence Street and became “irate” when he declined her fare. When he attempted to calm her down, she allegedly punched him and drove off in the cab, dragging the driver several feet. Minutes later, the cab crashed into the back of a dumpster hauler at the intersection of Rt. 38 and Boylston Street. Police said it was traveling at about 70 miles per hour at the time of the collision.

The woman then allegedly attempted to steal the truck she had crashed into but was stopped by the truck driver, according to police. She fled the scene on foot and was found nearby by a responding officer. As the officer approached, she allegedly got into the police car and tried to steal it. The officer removed her from the car and placed her under arrest.

The woman, 23-year-old Leonilda Cruz, was charged with carjacking, attempted carjacking, attempted larceny of a motor vehicle, leaving the scene of an accident after causing property damage, operating a motor vehicle so as to endanger the public and speeding.

This Planned Parenthoodrat crashed into a truck, tried to carjack it, failed, and then moved onto the police car. And since she doesn’t have to be at work in the middle of a Tuesday and lives in Lowell, it’s safe to say that she pulled off this GTA while wearing pajama pants. This is what our tax dollars go towards.

As soon as I saw this I was really hoping the thief was white, Asian, or black. Because we can always find them on Facebook. But when they’re Latina, there’s like a 99% chance we can’t find them on Facebook. We can never find anyone Hispanic on Facebook. I have no idea why. It’s one of the great mysteries of the world.

Either way, she’s gotta have some sort of social media, so if you know what it is message Clarence Woods Emerson on Facebook or email

25 Comment(s)
  • Supt. Ed Davis
    April 1, 2018 at 5:02 pm

    She not PR she Brasilian most likely illegal and hopped up on Basuco. She fighting with the cabbie over the crack/basuco they were sharing. Police “catch and release” her cuz that’s how they make all that OT money. The illegals are a goldmine for The Pigs

  • K
    March 28, 2018 at 9:48 pm

    Maybe he didn’t help because he had no idea what was going on. He could have thought the guy being dragged was the one trying to steal the vehicle. Lowell is not really the place that you see some crazy shit and stop and ask ate you ok. You might become the next victim in doung so.

  • on02151blueline
    March 28, 2018 at 10:09 am

    Anyone know where this fine lady can be found? Asking for a friend.

  • John Ford
    March 28, 2018 at 9:26 am

    Maybe the silver car thought the cab driver was the one stealing the car?

    March 27, 2018 at 10:32 pm

    Mirror mirror.
    This is Mass. Sanctuary state to illegals, especially if they’re criminals.

    Wait I thought they became criminals as soon as they crossed the border illegally ? Am I wrong? or is it (especially if they’re criminals) as in, they crossed illegally and that was their first crime buttt, it does not count until they settle into a studio with 86 of their illegal relatives. Can we clarify this? Asking for a friend who may or may not be an illegal!

    March 27, 2018 at 10:23 pm

    PISS MY PANTS! sorry grammar Nazis sorry. You know who you are!

    March 27, 2018 at 10:19 pm

    Come on who the fuck are you shitting? You can’t find them on the book lmfao here’s why! You didn’t add the 42 other fucking names that come after her first two. thats not including the 14 babies daddy last names you’ve got to add on top of the other 44! It might take some digging but I’m sure it’s possible! The cockmonkey who drove away with out asking if the cabbie was ok. should be charged as an accomplice during & after the fact! Although, you never know now a days. People want to sue you for helping them get out of a burning car, essentially saving their lives. You think a hey thanks for saving me from burning to death in that car would be in order? Nahhh, fuck that I’m gonna sue your ass & get hoodrich bitch! So I can see it from both sides. if you’re a real solid person you take a chance. Btw that story is true about the burning car. It happened too my moms cousin years ago, who is a out of state firefighter & just happened to see the whole thing right after leaving a shift. Or maybe that car didn’t get involved because he is the dopeman or didn’t have a license etc.. who knows but to not at least offer to call the police. There is got to be maybe some real legal issues the occupants in that vehicle are facing maybe? I mean come on, it is lowell. They don’t have licenses or car insurance in Lynn, Salem, revere, eastie chelsea, Everett, or malden. o i wont forget Holyoke, Springfield or Worcester either. I think I’ve got em all right? Ahh fuck it, lets throw Middleton in there as well. They have a very nice jail i hear. Not sure about the rest of the town though. You think they have licenses or car insurance in lowell fuck no son! They ant gots it theirrr yo so wchu thyfinks theyzz gunnszzzah hiv itzss in Lowell yozz? I’ve got to get off turtleboy this shit makes me kids my pants. I was doing so good too. Almost a whole week but I ruined it last night! I’m going to die from laughter.

  • TJB
    March 27, 2018 at 9:25 pm

    Leonilda Cruz. Sure it is. And tomorrow it will consuela Rodríguez. Or Melinda arroyo…..etc, etc. Just what fueled this insane crime spree? I’m pretty sure she wasn’t going food shopping. I’m sure she will disappear in Chelsea or east Boston before her court date. Isn’t diversity wonderful?

  • Sloppy
    March 27, 2018 at 9:19 pm

    Putting a Facebook page together is work.
    That’s why you don’t find any Puerto Ricans on there.

  • On The Down Lowell
    March 27, 2018 at 8:22 pm

    Please conjugate Lowell class.

    Low. Lower. Lowest. LOWELL.

  • Portuguese Princess
    March 27, 2018 at 6:28 pm

    She wasn’t arrested, LPD only has her summoned to court at a later date. ???

    • Michael Hunt
      Mike Hunt
      March 27, 2018 at 6:52 pm

      Just read that shit! I’m fucking amazed.

      • True Reality Speaks
        Mirror Mirror
        March 27, 2018 at 9:09 pm

        This is Mass. Sanctuary state to illegals, especially if they’re criminals.

        I’d be more amazed if they actually held her on bail.

    • Sloppy
      March 27, 2018 at 9:22 pm

      Whew! That’s a relief…1st of the month is coming up, wouldn’t want to miss her trip down to the welfare office…
      Besides, she’s 23 years old. Who’d watch her 6 kids if she got locked up? Certainly not all their fathers…

    • Benjamin Wallens
      Benny Wall
      March 27, 2018 at 9:25 pm

      She should probably be in a nuthouse but that’s not PC.

  • Juan Moral less
    March 27, 2018 at 6:18 pm

    Luckily the two people taking the video had a day off today.

    For those of you who don’t understand spanish I’ll translate what they were saying for you.

    Driver = Holy chit!!! Dat am crazy chit!!!

    Passenger = I hope dat don’t make us late for work amigo *laughing*!!

    Driver = *laughing hysterically* Good one essey!

    • Sloppy
      March 27, 2018 at 9:24 pm

      ObamaPhones need better cameras.

  • Tax Payer
    March 27, 2018 at 6:03 pm

    Typical Tuesday in Worcester too. I just read on Topix that a “mother” was caught this afternoon selling drugs from a vehicle while her 15 month old was in the backseat.
    Hopefully Turtleboy can get all the ratchet details on this piece of work!

  • me109g4
    March 27, 2018 at 5:55 pm

    Some libtard Lowell judge will let her out on PR and she will vanish into the Hispanic ether, never to be seen again. She will have new EBT cards and identity courtesy of the state in two weeks.

  • Dude
    March 27, 2018 at 5:45 pm

    Lowell has sucked since at least the mid-1950’s. It’s been a festering boil on the North Shore ever since then. Like Worcester, about every 10 years or so there’s a “Renaissance” where a bunch of coffee shops and loft apartments with plenty of exposed brick pop up and suddenly it’s the next hot place to live. Then, like clockwork, people wake up and realize the grave mistake they’ve made investing in these bungholes 40-50 miles from civilization where drug dealing is the only real local commerce taking place and the city slides right back again into the pit was resting in.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    March 27, 2018 at 5:37 pm

    Reason #186,978,000 for cops to have the right to shoot a car chase suspect on sight as they exit the chased vehicle

  • Will Crusher
    March 27, 2018 at 5:17 pm

    I’ve never lived in Mass, so I don’t have an adequate frame of reference. Here in NH its passive aggressive junkies haranguing you for change, but is this common in Mass?

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      March 27, 2018 at 5:38 pm

      We should all carry powdered drano in small packets and give it to the junkie beggars

      • Will Crusher
        March 27, 2018 at 5:51 pm

        Let’s make it happen, Captain!

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Red Sox Suck
    March 27, 2018 at 5:16 pm

    Can’t find them on Facebook because they’re all illegal.

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