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You gotta see this insane carjacking video out of Lowell today:

Telemundo Lowell is my favorite channel on the Internet by far.

First of all, how much of an asshole was this guy:

Not the poor driver, the chud in the silver car who drove right past him after seeing him get carjacked and dragged in his own cab. This is why I have no faith in humanity. How much of a lowlife do you have to be to witness something like that and then not even ask if the dude is OK? I’d love to find the driver of that car. They deserve their own star on the Turtleboy walk of shame.

But wow, that was pretty crazy dude. Just another Tuesday afternoon in Lowell. Forecast calling for Hurricane Boriqua to hit at around 1 PM. This poor guy tried to fight the elements:

At one point he even broached the vehicle and appeared to get inside of it:

That’s when it went in reverse and went smashy into the pole:

Before finally ejecting him and speeding off down the street:

As you can the silver car is sitting right there, witnessed the entire thing, and did nothing. To me that’s almost as bad as the carjacker. Ratchets are gonna ratchet. It’s the only thing they know how to do. But this person made a conscious choice to not even ask this guy if he was OK. He actually crosses the double yellows just to avoid the awkward conversation at all.

Here’s what happened:

Patch: A Lowell woman was arrested Tuesday after carjacking a taxi driver and attempting to steal two other vehicles, police said. The cab driver told police the woman flagged him down around 9:30 a.m. on Lawrence Street and became “irate” when he declined her fare. When he attempted to calm her down, she allegedly punched him and drove off in the cab, dragging the driver several feet. Minutes later, the cab crashed into the back of a dumpster hauler at the intersection of Rt. 38 and Boylston Street. Police said it was traveling at about 70 miles per hour at the time of the collision.

The woman then allegedly attempted to steal the truck she had crashed into but was stopped by the truck driver, according to police. She fled the scene on foot and was found nearby by a responding officer. As the officer approached, she allegedly got into the police car and tried to steal it. The officer removed her from the car and placed her under arrest.

The woman, 23-year-old Leonilda Cruz, was charged with carjacking, attempted carjacking, attempted larceny of a motor vehicle, leaving the scene of an accident after causing property damage, operating a motor vehicle so as to endanger the public and speeding.

This Planned Parenthoodrat crashed into a truck, tried to carjack it, failed, and then moved onto the police car. And since she doesn’t have to be at work in the middle of a Tuesday and lives in Lowell, it’s safe to say that she pulled off this GTA while wearing pajama pants. This is what our tax dollars go towards.

As soon as I saw this I was really hoping the thief was white, Asian, or black. Because we can always find them on Facebook. But when they’re Latina, there’s like a 99% chance we can’t find them on Facebook. We can never find anyone Hispanic on Facebook. I have no idea why. It’s one of the great mysteries of the world.

Either way, she’s gotta have some sort of social media, so if you know what it is message Clarence Woods Emerson on Facebook or email turtleboysports@gmail.com.