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Have you been following what’s happening at the University of Missouri? All the black players on the football team have refused to play until their school President resigns. Here’s the long and short of it:
- There have been a couple allegations of white students make racial comments towards black students, and another incident in which a student drew a poop swastika (not shitting you, no pun intended) on a bathroom stall.
- The students demanded that the President meet with them, and to do so they blockaded his car at the Homecoming Day Parade, and yelled racial slurs in front of little children
- The activist crowd wasn’t happy with the President’s response to it (because he didn’t institute diversity training and find who put up the poop swastika and burn them alive), and now they’re demanding that he resign after he didn’t give into their “demands.”
- The President finally met with students and told them that “Systematic oppression is because you don’t believe that you have the equal opportunity for success.” This has pissed them off even more and increased protests.
- One student began a hunger strike and said he would either die or wait for the President to resign, since then a hippie tent encampment has been put up in the middle of campus.
- They’ve also defaced the Thomas Jefferson statue (because he’s racist) and demanded that it be taken down.
- They’ve demanded diversity training for all staff and students.
- The President of the University resigned today.
First of all, how much of a naniburger is this President? You just got punked by a bunch of hippies. Newsflash – none of these people’s opinions matter. They’re allowed to have them, it just doesn’t mean anything. You were hired to do a job, and you did it. What the hell was he supposed to do? Someone drew a shit swastika on a bathroom stall. So what? He’s supposed to make every student shit in a cup so he can examine their poo?
And do these idiots not realize that a swastika is anti-semitic, not anti-black? This happened in Millbury earlier this year and everyone freaked out, which is exactly what the people who draw swastikas want you to do. Just ignore them and move on with your life because they’re worthless.
Look, I don’t doubt that someone called some of these students the n word. It’s completely uncalled for, but what the hell is the President supposed to do about it? So some guy said a racial slur. He’s obviously an idiot. Call him an asshole or publicly shame him on Twitter. That’s how you get justice. But instead they called the cops and then blamed the President when he couldn’t magically produce the student.
And with the football team I’m kind of torn. On the one hand I hate the NCAA because they make billions of dollars and then have the nerve to suspend kids when they try to make a buck on the side by selling their autograph to a memorabilia dealer, so in that regard I sympathize with the players.
But on the other hand, they’re joining a really stupid movement so I say fuck em. Oh you don’t wanna play? Cool, we’re taking your scholarship away and signing a bunch of walk ons. You guys are 4-5 and you lost to Kentucky and Vanderbilt – the Burncoat’s of the SEC. You have completely failed the University because the only reason you’re going to school for free is for football, which obviously you’re not very good at. If this were Alabama they might actually have some power, but it’s Missouri and they suck.
As for the kid on the hunger strike, call his bluff and let him die. Because guess what? He’s gonna cave. Everyone knows that. After a while he’s gonna be staring at death in the face and realize that a school President resigning isn’t worth dying over. Because that’s just dumb. Attention is cool, but starvation sucks. Obviously.
Anyway, now that the President resigned they have decided to end their protest. LOL. Just kidding. This was never about making the President resign. This was a bunch of overprivileged assholes protesting for the sake of protesting, and the protests have continued. It’s the same people who would’ve occupied Wall Street in 2011 if they weren’t 14 years old and had a curfew. You know how I know it’s the same professional protesters? They pitched tents. Because pitching a tent as a sign of protest is a birthright of the 21st century hippie.
As a matter of fact they pitched a bunch of tents in the middle of campus, at a STATE University paid for with tax dollars, and they have apparently created a human chain (human chains are all the rage with hippies these days) to keep out the media:
It’s a bird, it’s a plane……no, it’s actually just some double chinned ginger who doesn’t understand irony.
Does all this make sense to you? A group that is exercising their first amendment rights is denying freedom of the press (a first amendment right) to others. A group that used the media to gain national attention and get the President to resign is now throwing them to the side of the road like a dead hooker. Hippie logic 101. Oh yea, and they’re doing it in a public space, but their reasoning is that they want privacy. Which makes TONS of sense if your brain is filled with Spagghetios like these nudniks. The best part is that these are the same people who were pushing for a free speech zone all around campus which the governor signed into law four months ago.
You gotta watch this video of some poor Asian student named Tim Thai who works for the school newspaper trying to take pictures of the protest:
They are “infringing on their right to be alone?” Wait……what? You’re outside and you’re holding an event that’s specifically designed to draw attention to your cause. But please, tell me more about how you want to be left alone. Because that makes TONS of sense.
They’re just so dumb and they don’t even know it. You know your opinion is worth shit when you have to bring a megaphone and physically threaten people who disagree with you. This is why no one takes these idiots seriously. They could be fighting for the most noble thing possible and this would make Turtleboy and the rest of mainstream, common sense America turn against them.
But wait, it gets better. Remember this woman at the end of the video:
Her name is Melissa Click and the video abruptly ends after she tells the student cameraman to leave. When he doesn’t she yells “Who wants to help me get this reporter out of here, I need some muscle over here.” Because when you’re an angry white radical woman on a college campus you can physically threaten people in public spaces and call for some “muscle” to fight your battles for you. Guess what she teaches on campus???
Wait for it…
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Yup, you got it – JOURNALISM!!! Ding, ding, ding!! And journalism just happens to be the major that Missouri is most famous for. This is the state that produced Mark freaking Twain after all. Oh, and take a wild guess where she went to college???
UMass-Amherst. Because OF COURSE she went to UMass-Amherst. Now she’s doing the hippie God’s work and moving midwest to spread the fascist people’s revolution to Missouri. And OF COURSE she’s teaching a class on 50 Shades of Gray. Because this is what people pay $50,000 a year to do and put themselves in a lifetime of debt they will never recover from – to take a class taught by a fascist about a hardcore porn book for desperate housewives. For what purpose would you ever need to learn about that? Here’s her reasoning:
“I do think we have a bias against things that women like,” she told Unearthed. “Fifty Shades or Twilight are considered to be stupid, mindless and dangerous messages for women, but nobody questions what messages Batman or Iron Man are doing to young boys and men in the same way that Fifty Shades is to women. The presumption is that women’s messages are harmful, while men’s messages are entertainment and mindless fun.”
We’re not done with her though. Just two days ago she actually put this message on Facebook urging students to draw media attention to Missouri:
Yup. This is who people pay money to teach their children. And the best part is that she will not have to apologize or change her ways at all. We have a college professor in Worcester (Boom-Boom) who is going to be found guilty of a crime in a public trial, and more than likely she will not be reprimanded by WSU in any way whatsoever.
And how about that other white lady in the North Face. Her name is Jenna Basler, and she is the Director of Greek Life at Missouri. She’s a wealthy, spoiled, former sorority girl from Oregon, so naturally she has a job that pays $70,000 a year.
The Asian kid’s name is Tim Tai and today he becomes a Goddamn American hero for standing up to the worst people in America. It absolutely PAINS me that Tim Tai didn’t bust out the “it’s because I’m Asian” card. Here he is trying to do his minimum wage job and he’s being held back by some overpaid WHITE CHICK professor in a North Face vest. I wanted him to call her out on her white privilege more than anything in the world. Because I’m getting pretty sick and tired of Asian people being left out of victimhood. We always talk about how white privilege but Asian people seem to be doing pretty well for themselves in America despite all these supposed advantages that white people have handed to them. Probably because it brings shame to your family to be a whiny little loser who can’t get his shit together.
These people are nothing but fascists and this proves it. Totalitarian dictators who cause chaos and throw fits when they don’t get their way.
“You gotta go bro. You gotta step back bro.”
No. No I don’t. I don’t have to go anywhere. Just because you’re 6’5″ and angry doesn’t give you the right to make up lies about my rights. See that?
That’s assault. So it this.
That’s an employee of the University of Missouri assaulting a student who is trying to do his job. But it’s OK, because she’s fighting for the black lives matter folks. So basic rules of civility don’t apply to her. Then she started pushing him backwards and leading the mob, while yelling “it’s our right to walk forward.”
It’s like when I used to punch my brother and tell him to stop hitting his fist with his face. This is a teacher doing this. A role model. Leading a mob against some poor kid doing his job. Her and her comrade purposely sought out the most physically imposing students they could find and used them as muscle to deny someone a basic right. The future of our country is so fucked if we let these people take over.
I can’t wait for Turtleboy Jr to never go to college. What a gigantic waste of money. Seriously, I went to college and I had fun getting drunk and making friends and all, but it was a huge waste of time. I could’ve started Turtleboy Sports 10 years ago instead of taking Literature of Man and Woman at UMass, taught by some Leverett hippie named Zeb. Yea, I know you really do need a degree if you want to go into some professions, but we’re fed the lie by our leaders and adults in our lives that you have to go to college or else you’ll be a garbageman. Bullshit. Some of the most successful people I know never went to college. They own businesses, they fix shit I can’t, they put out fires, and they arrest bad guys. Because instead of wasting their time becoming indoctrinate zombies at the hands of these hippies they were living in the real world and figuring out how make a living in America.
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