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Video Of Missouri College Professors Assaulting, Threatening Student Reporter Is Why Turtleboy Jr Is Never Going To College

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Have you been following what’s happening at the University of Missouri? All the black players on the football team have refused to play until their school President resigns. Here’s the long and short of it:

  • There have been a couple allegations of white students make racial comments towards black students, and another incident in which a student drew a poop swastika (not shitting you, no pun intended) on a bathroom stall.
  • The students demanded that the President meet with them, and to do so they blockaded his car at the Homecoming Day Parade, and yelled racial slurs in front of little children

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  • The activist crowd wasn’t happy with the President’s response to it (because he didn’t institute diversity training and find who put up the poop swastika and burn them alive), and now they’re demanding that he resign after he didn’t give into their “demands.”
  • The President finally met with students and told them that “Systematic oppression is because you don’t believe that you have the equal opportunity for success.” This has pissed them off even more and increased protests.
  • One student began a hunger strike and said he would either die or wait for the President to resign, since then a hippie tent encampment has been put up in the middle of campus.
  • They’ve also defaced the Thomas Jefferson statue (because he’s racist) and demanded that it be taken down.

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  • They’ve demanded diversity training for all staff and students.
  • The President of the University resigned today.

First of all, how much of a naniburger is this President? You just got punked by a bunch of hippies. Newsflash – none of these people’s opinions matter. They’re allowed to have them, it just doesn’t mean anything. You were hired to do a job, and you did it. What the hell was he supposed to do? Someone drew a shit swastika on a bathroom stall. So what? He’s supposed to make every student shit in a cup so he can examine their poo?

And do these idiots not realize that a swastika is anti-semitic, not anti-black? This happened in Millbury earlier this year and everyone freaked out, which is exactly what the people who draw swastikas want you to do. Just ignore them and move on with your life because they’re worthless.


Look, I don’t doubt that someone called some of these students the n word. It’s completely uncalled for, but what the hell is the President supposed to do about it? So some guy said a racial slur. He’s obviously an idiot. Call him an asshole or publicly shame him on Twitter. That’s how you get justice. But instead they called the cops and then blamed the President when he couldn’t magically produce the student.

And with the football team I’m kind of torn. On the one hand I hate the NCAA because they make billions of dollars and then have the nerve to suspend kids when they try to make a buck on the side by selling their autograph to a memorabilia dealer, so in that regard I sympathize with the players.

But on the other hand, they’re joining a really stupid movement so I say fuck em. Oh you don’t wanna play? Cool, we’re taking your scholarship away and signing a bunch of walk ons. You guys are 4-5 and you lost to Kentucky and Vanderbilt – the Burncoat’s of the SEC. You have completely failed the University because the only reason you’re going to school for free is for football, which obviously you’re not very good at. If this were Alabama they might actually have some power, but it’s Missouri and they suck.

As for the kid on the hunger strike, call his bluff and let him die. Because guess what? He’s gonna cave. Everyone knows that. After a while he’s gonna be staring at death in the face and realize that a school President resigning isn’t worth dying over. Because that’s just dumb. Attention is cool, but starvation sucks. Obviously.

Anyway, now that the President resigned they have decided to end their protest. LOL. Just kidding. This was never about making the President resign. This was a bunch of overprivileged assholes protesting for the sake of protesting, and the protests have continued. It’s the same people who would’ve occupied Wall Street in 2011 if they weren’t 14 years old and had a curfew. You know how I know it’s the same professional protesters? They pitched tents. Because pitching a tent as a sign of protest is a birthright of the 21st century hippie.

As a matter of fact they pitched a bunch of tents in the middle of campus, at a STATE University paid for with tax dollars, and they have apparently created a human chain (human chains are all the rage with hippies these days) to keep out the media:

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It’s a bird, it’s a plane……no, it’s actually just some double chinned ginger who doesn’t understand irony.

Does all this make sense to you? A group that is exercising their first amendment rights is denying freedom of the press (a first amendment right) to others. A group that used the media to gain national attention and get the President to resign is now throwing them to the side of the road like a dead hooker. Hippie logic 101. Oh yea, and they’re doing it in a public space, but their reasoning is that they want privacy. Which makes TONS of sense if your brain is filled with Spagghetios like these nudniks. The best part is that these are the same people who were pushing for a free speech zone all around campus which the governor signed into law four months ago.

You gotta watch this video of some poor Asian student named Tim Thai who works for the school newspaper trying to take pictures of the protest:

They are “infringing on their right to be alone?” Wait……what? You’re outside and you’re holding an event that’s specifically designed to draw attention to your cause. But please, tell me more about how you want to be left alone. Because that makes TONS of sense. 

They’re just so dumb and they don’t even know it. You know your opinion is worth shit when you have to bring a megaphone and physically threaten people who disagree with you. This is why no one takes these idiots seriously. They could be fighting for the most noble thing possible and this would make Turtleboy and the rest of mainstream, common sense America turn against them.

But wait, it gets better. Remember this woman at the end of the video:

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Her name is Melissa Click and the video abruptly ends after she tells the student cameraman to leave. When he doesn’t she yells “Who wants to help me get this reporter out of here, I need some muscle over here.” Because when you’re an angry white radical woman on a college campus you can physically threaten people in public spaces and call for some “muscle” to fight your battles for you. Guess what she teaches on campus???

Wait for it…

Wait for it…

Wait for it….

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Yup, you got it – JOURNALISM!!! Ding, ding, ding!! And journalism just happens to be the major that Missouri is most famous for. This is the state that produced Mark freaking Twain after all. Oh, and take a wild guess where she went to college???

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UMass-Amherst. Because OF COURSE she went to UMass-Amherst. Now she’s doing the hippie God’s work and moving midwest to spread the fascist people’s revolution to Missouri. And OF COURSE she’s teaching a class on 50 Shades of Gray. Because this is what people pay $50,000 a year to do and put themselves in a lifetime of debt they will never recover from – to take a class taught by a fascist about a hardcore porn book for desperate housewives. For what purpose would you ever need to learn about that? Here’s her reasoning:

“I do think we have a bias against things that women like,” she told Unearthed. “Fifty Shades or Twilight are considered to be stupid, mindless and dangerous messages for women, but nobody questions what messages Batman or Iron Man are doing to young boys and men in the same way that Fifty Shades is to women. The presumption is that women’s messages are harmful, while men’s messages are entertainment and mindless fun.”

LOL. Hippies.

We’re not done with her though. Just two days ago she actually put this message on Facebook urging students to draw media attention to Missouri:

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Yup. This is who people pay money to teach their children. And the best part is that she will not have to apologize or change her ways at all. We have a college professor in Worcester (Boom-Boom) who is going to be found guilty of a crime in a public trial, and more than likely she will not be reprimanded by WSU in any way whatsoever.

And how about that other white lady in the North Face. Her name is Jenna Basler, and she is the Director of Greek Life at Missouri. She’s a wealthy, spoiled, former sorority girl from Oregon, so naturally she has a job that pays $70,000 a year.

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The Asian kid’s name is Tim Tai and today he becomes a Goddamn American hero for standing up to the worst people in America. It absolutely PAINS me that Tim Tai didn’t bust out the “it’s because I’m Asian” card. Here he is trying to do his minimum wage job and he’s being held back by some overpaid WHITE CHICK professor in a North Face vest. I wanted him to call her out on her white privilege more than anything in the world. Because I’m getting pretty sick and tired of Asian people being left out of victimhood. We always talk about how white privilege but Asian people seem to be doing pretty well for themselves in America despite all these supposed advantages that white people have handed to them. Probably because it brings shame to your family to be a whiny little loser who can’t get his shit together.

These people are nothing but fascists and this proves it. Totalitarian dictators who cause chaos and throw fits when they don’t get their way.

“You gotta go bro. You gotta step back bro.”

No. No I don’t. I don’t have to go anywhere. Just because you’re 6’5″ and angry doesn’t give you the right to make up lies about my rights. See that?

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That’s assault. So it this.

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And this.

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That’s an employee of the University of Missouri assaulting a student who is trying to do his job. But it’s OK, because she’s fighting for the black lives matter folks. So basic rules of civility don’t apply to her. Then she started pushing him backwards and leading the mob, while yelling “it’s our right to walk forward.”

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It’s like when I used to punch my brother and tell him to stop hitting his fist with his face. This is a teacher doing this. A role model. Leading a mob against some poor kid doing his job. Her and her comrade purposely sought out the most physically imposing students they could find and used them as muscle to deny someone a basic right. The future of our country is so fucked if we let these people take over.

I can’t wait for Turtleboy Jr to never go to college. What a gigantic waste of money. Seriously, I went to college and I had fun getting drunk and making friends and all, but it was a huge waste of time. I could’ve started Turtleboy Sports 10 years ago instead of taking Literature of Man and Woman at UMass, taught by some Leverett hippie named Zeb. Yea, I know you really do need a degree if you want to go into some professions, but we’re fed the lie by our leaders and adults in our lives that you have to go to college or else you’ll be a garbageman. Bullshit. Some of the most successful people I know never went to college. They own businesses, they fix shit I can’t, they put out fires, and they arrest bad guys. Because instead of wasting their time becoming indoctrinate zombies at the hands of these hippies they were living in the real world and figuring out how make a living in America.


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26 Comment(s)
  • Jim
    November 11, 2015 at 6:10 pm

    This is absolutely absurd. What a bunch of cunts.

  • Publius
    November 10, 2015 at 10:52 pm

    And still no leadership from the Whitehouse. Or was destroying the country the plan all along? sounded far fetched seven years ago, not so much now.

  • Publius
    November 10, 2015 at 10:50 pm

    Shocking times. Who would have thought University would be the place of such repression of free thought and mind control. Stuff like this we expect in China or Saddam’s Iraq. And the inability of these protestors to be able to persuade with logic and fact. Shocking times.

  • Gronkmonster
    November 10, 2015 at 8:39 pm

    Ice cube says the word 31 times in “Roll call”
    Lil Wayne has a song he says it over 100 times
    JayZ Nagger please

    Wait did that guy say the WORD with and ER or an AR at the end!!! That is the difference between riots and a high five

    But now someone who has never said it lost his job because of angry people most of whom are gingers are angry…This world makes more sense everyday ..Thank you Obama you have brought us all closer LMAOOOOOOOO

    Define irony..A bunch of kids going to school mostly for free demanding someone lose their job

  • Sveyn
    November 10, 2015 at 8:24 pm

    How about a GoFundMe to buy Tim Tai a big ass drone with a video? Hey Hey Ho Ho Smile Up at Tim’s GoPro

  • RSoxGuy
    November 10, 2015 at 4:30 pm

    So if “1859 was built on my b(racism)ack” on blacks as the shirts suggest, what happened to all the Native Americans who were subject to genocide and the survivors sold into the slave trade DECADES before the first blacks showed up here? I guess #RedLivesDontMatter?

    ALso, if kids in 2015 feel that they are owed something for what happened in 1859, does this justify white people being pissed for thousands upon thousands of white people killed by Persians and Islamic Caliphates in the Middle Ages? I mean if 18 yr old kids can bitch about something that happened 150+ years ago, where does the blame game stop? Bronze age?

    Fucking grow up. This is why lunatics like Trump are getting the press that he is. NORMAL PEOPLE ARE FED UP WITH THE PC BULLSHIT!!!!!

  • Jake from StateFarm
    November 10, 2015 at 3:30 pm

    The awesome thing is that these fools have been exposed to the world through social media and many more media outlets. The overwhelming (repeat; overwhelming) majority of people disagree with their actions and their blatant hypocrisy …… and Melissa Click will now forever be remembered for being a hypocritical, BULLYING, out of touch moron for her threat to both the innocent reporter, as well as a threat to journalistic integrity (which I know is ironic because she teaches journalism).

    The ball is in Mizzou’s court —–> FIRE her, if not i Have no respect for this University or anyone associated with it.

    The internet never forgets or deletes …….. Melissa, this will live on forever (enjoy the stain – you deserve it)

  • ninja turtleboy
    November 10, 2015 at 2:38 pm

    dumb white bitches

  • Publius
    November 10, 2015 at 1:29 pm

    The people who stuck the note likely could not name half of the Bill of Rights.

  • Publius
    November 10, 2015 at 11:13 am

    Why is Monticello still standing ? burn it down.

    • Finnish Goalie
      November 10, 2015 at 11:52 am

      If they want to put up more Hamilton statues in place of Tommy J, I’m game.

    • Finnish Goalie
      November 10, 2015 at 11:59 am

      My approval of Hamilton aside, Jefferson’s views on slavery are one of the great debates of civil, educated discussion.

      The people putting post-it notes on that statue probably have no idea that he was forced to remove a passage from the Declaration of Independence that condemned the slave trade.

      • Kevins 9 Iron
        Frank Lee
        November 10, 2015 at 3:11 pm

        “he was forced to remove a passage from the Declaration of Independence that condemned the slave trade.”

        That is true. A bunch of the signers actually confined him to a room and wouldn’t let him leave until he wrote it.

        • Finnish Goalie
          November 10, 2015 at 10:32 pm

          The Continental Congress would not have approved his work and the South would have walked out if he’d pushed the issue.

          I’d call that a strong arm tactic from the Southern faction, would you not?

          • Wabbitt
            November 11, 2015 at 12:06 am

            Clearly none of these idiots are history majors.

  • Hob Nob
    November 10, 2015 at 9:34 am

    Right to bear arms under attack – Check.
    Freedom of the press under attack – Check.
    Movement to remove/castrate the constitution – Check.

    I’m not so sure we won the cold war.

  • Chris From Georgia
    November 10, 2015 at 9:07 am

    What a bunch of spoiled brats!!!! First the President and Chancellor are a bunch of wimps for not standing up to these A’ holes! Second their “Demands” are totally unrealistic. So a couple of kids called some other kids a racial slur. Find the perpetrators and reprimand them. Same thing for the kid who drew the swastika as well as possible criminal charges for defacing property. Third now it seems that these protesters are just as guilty as the folks they were complaining about.

    Sorry to all those little “Cupcakes” but there is no law to protect you from being offended. If there were, all of you would be in jail right for offending the rest of us!!!

  • Strata
    November 10, 2015 at 8:19 am

    Great read. One of your best.

  • Finnish Goalie
    November 10, 2015 at 7:44 am

    Also the treatment of that reporter is inexcusable.

  • Finnish Goalie
    November 10, 2015 at 7:35 am

    I thought the problem with 50 and Twilight is that the two main characters are women that completely submit themselves to men?

    Yeah, it’s logical to compare media consumed by pre-teen girls and young adults to comics that the majority of boys (and why just boys?) drop when they hit puberty.

  • Dm
    November 10, 2015 at 2:42 am

    Ochlocracy at its finest. For once I wish a group of people would stand up against these thugs instead of tucking their tails and allow them get away with this chaos. This is seriously a dangerous road to go down if we’re to grow apathetic to this kind of mob rule.

  • BobnMic
    November 10, 2015 at 1:15 am

    “You gotta go bro. You gotta step back bro.” And that photographer kid did an excellent job with restraint. I would have failed.

    They touched the photographer, grabbed him then moved him backward… Hey hippie mother fucking losers – that is Assault AND battery here in MA. And probably there too.

    And that “You gotta go bro” fucking ass wipe (I wish I was a) bouncer at a tittie bar wanna be – If anybody needed his dumb ass clock cleaned it should be this numbnuts.

  • Steven Stover
    November 10, 2015 at 1:04 am

    There was some nice booty in the top video so I watched most of it.

  • November 10, 2015 at 12:52 am

    Best ever TBS. If that Asian guy were black…… (By the way, IS he Asian, or is he American?) I’ll let my kids study in Asia – they’ll study this like numbers, science, education principles, history, etc..,.

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