Video Of New Hampshire Swamp Donkeys Yelling At Cops For Arresting Baby Daddy At Camper Fire Elicits Brilliant Facebook Commentary From Legal Experts
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Editor’s Note: It appears as if the subject of this blog has removed the video from their Facebook page. That tends to happen after you get exposed on Turtleboy. No worries, we uploaded it to Youtube, but unfortunately the camera is sideways. Oops!!
Someone sent us a video posted on Facebook today in which the camerawoman and others are alleging police brutality in the lovely town of Winchester, NH. We’ve never heard of Winchester before, but as soon as we saw where it was close to on a map, we had a general idea of what we were in for:
Yea, it’s near Colrain. That’s never a good thing. It’s in the middle of nowhere, right near the Vermont and Massachusetts border, so you just KNOW that Winchester is gonna be stacked to the brim with gravy dumpsters and other such glutton receptacles. Here’s the video that was posted on a lovely woman named Sheena Dingman’s page, of her boo getting arrested and resisting arrest while doing so:
I don’t know how anyone can be a cop these days. This must happen all the time, and it really doesn’t happen to any other people who work in the public sector. Every slack jawed yokel in that town was apparently down there yelling at them as they tried to do their job. Imagine a judge had to deal with a courtroom full of these rubes yelling at him during a trial? Imagine a firefighter trying to put out a fire and every person in town on their third set of teeth was in their face telling them they’re doing the job wrong? Here’s a quick collection of the well thought out, insightful things these dingleberries were yelling at the police as they tried to do their job:
“That is police brutality”
“That’s just wrong”
“This is bullshit”
“I’m videotaping it”
“Three cops to do that? Really?”
“No Mom, I don’t care, that’s not right”
“I’m not fucking doing nothing”
“Where’s the Lieutenant”
“Is that a Hinsdale cop?”
“I want a state cop out there!
“Why is a Hinsdale cop over here?”
Yea, because a bunch of Kevin Federline and Anna Nicole Smiths in training have a right to demand which police department will have the honor of arresting their bruncle. That’s how low and order works.
The best part was at the end when one of them calls 911:
“Yes, we have an emergency. We have three police officers here brutally beating someone here in Winchester.”
Hello, 911? Yes, we need some first responders down here immediately? Oh wait, what’s that? They’re already there? Yea, well, I don’t like them because they’re arresting my trashbag second cousin. Hello? Hello??
Everyone’s been sharing this blindly this morning as an example of police brutality:
Gardner and North Adams. Shocking.
The only thing better than the commentary heard in the video, was the commentary that shortly followed on the Facebook post, starting with the perp himself:
He had no right to kick you in the f******? Did he just censor himself from saying fupasloth? Because I can’t figure out what word would make sense in that context. Either way Kristropher with a K, trying to get away from them while they cuff you is like the definition of resisting arrest:
When someone else showed up to dispute his claims of not resisting arrest, Kristopher responded in a calm and rational manner:
Yea, “stuped dume cops!!!” Just because you “were in a bad” doesn’t mean you can arrest people!! As you know, we have our own issues with grammar and spelling at Turtleboy Sports. But two words we ALWAYS make sure are spelt correctly are “stupid” and “dumb.” Because there’s nothing more ironic than not knowing how to spell “stupid” and/or “dumb.”
At least Kristopher has never been arrested before, so when he fights this he’s gonna have a pretty strong case based on his stellar reputation in town.
Kristopher also can’t wait to find out why he’s such a “peas of shit ass hole”
So doing some digging on the Facebook pages for these walking stereotypes was a little confusing. At least when trying to figure out the age old trailer park question – who’s fucking who here? Pretty sure we’ve got it figured out. Sheena Dingman (the camera woman) appears to be in a relationship with Kristopher:
Because his driving skills are irresistible:
What’s not to love?
Those socks complement the discarded cigarettes and broken dreams on the New Hampshire dirt all around them.
Oh, and naturally they’ve made the wise decision to reproduce.
Several times. I wouldn’t recommend going through the Dingman’s photo albums. It’s a popsicle headache of a Colrain-style family reunion.
And yes, that is a juice box.
So why was Kris arrested in the first place? Because apparently someone “started shit with him down town,” and when the cops tried speaking with him, well, “we all know Kris” doesn’t like to be calm:
It’s not his fault though. The cops should accommodate his inability to act like a normal, civilized human being.
Let’s check out some of the other brilliant commentary, starting with “Christina Marie:
Ahh yes, Internet lawsuits galore!! May we recommend Atorney Richard N. Vulva? Good thing Christina is a legal expert:
After all, she took a couple imaginary criminal justice classes at that community college she talked about signing up for, but never got around to doing because she didn’t wanna miss the latest episode of Teen Mom:
If this isn’t the face of a legal expert:
Then I don’t know what is.
Oh, and good news, looks like she might be pregnant…..again.
Now you saw in that video that one of the firefighters on the scene tried interfering with the arrest and was told to back off by the cops. You don’t see stuff like that very often. Luckily there was an explanation – the firefighter was “there father”:
Not sure whose father he is. But it’s Winchester NH, so father, brother, and cousin are all interchangeable anyway.
Upon further investigation the firefighter appears to be Tabitha Dingman’s father:
She was the other Dingman in the video yelling at the cops for doing their job. And she’s a real peach:
And just like the other Dingman, she has great taste in men:
As you can see from the latest images from Winchester prom:
A couple of swamp donkeys madly in love. Ain’t life beautiful?
And in the least surprising news ever, the Dingman’s after big fans of Hampton Beach
And they like to bring “sum family” there for week long getaways.
According to Tabitha and all her friends who were urging her to share her video with the local News stations, her brother in common-law was arrested for refusing to answer the cop’s questions:
Of course just like with 99% of these cop block videos, the part that led up to the arrest is not shown. They always start filming right when the dickbag gets arrested.
According to Tabitha, the firefighters and police were there because of a camper fire:
Because the odds of the Dingman family and their sperm donors eventually being involved in a camper fire are higher than the Patriots making the AFC Championship game every year.
Evidently the cops wanted to know who started the fire, and naturally Kristopher wouldn’t answer their questions. Because that’s normal. Instead he turned it around on the cops and started asking THEM questions:
Because that’s how normal interactions with the police usually end up going. They ask you where you were when something happened, and you turn it around on them and ask them where they were when the thing they’re investigating happened.
Then another Dingman made her grand appearance and urged family members to start sending it to the news:
Unfortunately it got to Turtleboy Sports first, so they’re probably regret making this rash decision to contact the media. Or not. They don’t exactly strike us as people who mind having their dumpster fire lives put on public display.
After the video was posted the floodgates were opened for other Internet lawyers and experts in police takedown tactics:
Well, as long as you didn’t think they needed backup, that’s all that matters.
Yea, they can’t touch you unless they’re conducting arrest. Oh wait, he was being arrested in that video. Oops!!
Well, as long as Brieanna sees it that way, that’s all that matters. Because her opinion matters.
It’s considered assault and abuse of power!! Even ask Liz Koski!! She never misses an episode of Law and Order!!
Emotionally traumatized? LOL. Good one. Newsflash – something like this more than likely happens at least once a month to the Dingman family. They’re used to it by now.
Then there’s the “fuck the police” mafia:
Oh look, people advocating for cops getting killed!!
Kristyn Pike seems lovely.
Good thing her profile picture is of her and her
husband baby daddy and their offspring. Because I know when I go onto Facebook I often see my mother writing “fuck the cops.” It’s perfectly normal.
Yea, it’s almost as if you sometimes get a ticket for a moving violation!! Fuck the po-lice!!
Finally there was Chris Michael Hutchins, who cleared things up for everyone by sharing his favorite link from Cop Block:
I know that in court the defense attorney will often use print outs from Cop Block as evidence. Oh, and Chris Michael Hutchins is basically the face of every person who has ever shared a link from Cop Block ever:
Sorry ladies, but him and his magical jort capris and flat brimmed hats are taken!!
Anyway, can’t see how they can possibly lose in court. They have a video of Kristopher complying with police officer’s orders, acting reasonably, and obeying the law. Case closed!!
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