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Video Of The David Ortiz Getting Shot In The Back Is Wild And It Certainly Doesn’t Look Like A Robbery

 

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Earlier reports of David Ortiz being shot in the Dominican Republic stated that he was shot in the leg during a robbery.

Video of the shooting shows that it was neither a robbery nor the leg.

That’s him in the top center of the screen.

That’s not a robbery attempt, it’s an assassination attempt. He John Wilkes Boothed him and ran like the cono that he is. You have to assume he was hired to do that. What other motivation was there? And who the hell wouldn’t like David Ortiz in the Dominican Republic? The guy whose girlfriend he banged in high school? I guess that’s just life in a third world shithole.

This broke my heart though:

Fucking A. How did he survive that? I’m just guessing here, but my money is on the shooter was hired to do it. He had one job – kill David Ortiz. And instead of shooting him in the back of the head he chose the abdomen. Good luck in Dominican prison. I heard they have AC there. Plus, it’s not like Big Papi is a revered figure or anything. You’ll do great in jail.

Anyway, people didn’t like the shithole take in the last blog and they’re mad at us on Twitter.

Allow me to address what should be plainly obvious already.

David Ortiz lives in the United States and never gets shot.

David Ortiz goes to the Dominican Republic and immediately gets shot.

See the difference?

Saw this one coming:

Luckily the word racist no longer has any meaning, and I could give a shit less if Mario Mendoza has a problem with the cold hard truths being spewed in these blogs.

 

 

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43 Comment(s)
  • Brian C
    June 11, 2019 at 9:00 am

    I saw this yesterday early morning. I don’t know if you guys scooped the MSM again, but everybody was saying “robbery” on the morning drive. Good job!

  • Wwy
    June 11, 2019 at 12:36 am

    America committed 3 genocides in 20 years, the Dominican shot a fat fuck in a bar. The world laughs at this blindness.

    • Kirsten
      July 12, 2019 at 5:22 pm

      Parsley Massacre

  • Greg
    June 10, 2019 at 10:23 pm

    “David Ortiz lives in the United States and never gets shot.

    David Ortiz goes to the Dominican Republic and immediately gets shot.

    See the difference?”

    Um….not sure what conclusion you want people to draw there. I’m pretty sure there are plenty of people who have spent time in the Caribbean who were later shot in the United States.

    There are people who’ve spent time in New York City who were later shot in Nebraska too.

    • Brian C
      June 11, 2019 at 9:01 am

      Geez, lighten up Francis…

    • Y
      June 11, 2019 at 9:34 am

    • Kirsten
      July 12, 2019 at 5:17 pm

      Parsley Massacre

  • Liawatha
    June 10, 2019 at 7:43 pm

    Just like my good friend John Kerry, Manny Ortiz is my favorite baseball performer.

  • vito
    June 10, 2019 at 5:39 pm

    The difference between an assassination and a hit. A political leader is assassinated a guy caught banging the wife of a drug lord is the target of a hit.

  • Julie the Jarhead
    June 10, 2019 at 2:05 pm

    My $$$’s on a jealous boyfriend / husband.

  • M
    June 10, 2019 at 1:24 pm

    You step foot out of the resort at night and it’s even money you’re mugged, beaten over the head with a rock, and left for dead in a ditch. You get almost the same weather in FLA, seems a lot more sensible a place to travel.

  • vito
    June 10, 2019 at 11:43 am

    This wasn’t an assassination attempt this was a planed hit. David hangs around with a lot of scumbags that former Boston cop Eddie Dominquez wrote about in his book Baseball cop.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      June 10, 2019 at 2:27 pm

      What’s the difference? LOL

  • ANGRY GIANT
    June 10, 2019 at 11:34 am

    No one here has a problem with saying parts of NY and LA are hell holes. Nor of many communities in Massachusetts.

  • Y
    June 10, 2019 at 10:46 am

    Talk about roller coaster emotions last night.
    First the Bruins win, forcing game 7, and then immediately after the game we hear Ortiz was shot.

    • John Fucking Kerry
      June 10, 2019 at 5:28 pm

      Good point, Bruins Win Bingo! Manny Ortiz shot Bingo! We’re on a roll.

  • So dumb.
    June 10, 2019 at 10:45 am

    Logic aint your strong point:

    “David Ortiz lives in the United States and never gets shot. David Ortiz goes to the Dominican Republic and immediately gets shot.”

    Lu Lingzi lived in China and was never blown up. Lu Lingzi moved to Boston and died in the Marathon Bomb Explosion.

    Therefore, Copley Square obviously is a shithole that no one should visit.

    • The Common Man
      June 10, 2019 at 4:13 pm

      The 12 of you who thumbs down this post need to go back to school and take some liberal arts classes. Shit on those classes all you want, but if you’ve taken them, you’d understand how foolish you are.

    • Hampshire College Dominican Republic
      June 10, 2019 at 5:41 pm

      So you’re saying the Dominican Republic is a safe peaceful place and this shooting was out of character for Dominican culture?

      I hear the school systems in Dominican Republic are cutting edge, the food is to die for and the night life can take your breath away.

  • Bill the Butcher
    June 10, 2019 at 10:34 am

    If Lawrence is a step up from your country, weep for your country.

  • Haverhill Landlord
    June 10, 2019 at 10:10 am

    If you ask any of the Merrimack Valley Dominicans they’ll wax rhapsodic while singing the virtues of life in the DR and can’t understand why anyone would say anything bad about the place. This misplaced cultural pride and defensiveness has A) prevented them from properly assimilating and B) has led to the Dominican Republic’s culture of lawlessness and shitty personal behavior establishing a beachhead in Lawrence and other similar apocalyptic communities. It’s only a matter of time before Lawrence goes full-on Mad Max; they’ve already got the aggressively bad driving down pat.

    I don’t understand why these people would want to replicate the shithole that they fled, but that’s what they’re trying to do.

    I would gladly exchange each illegal Dominican in the Merrimack Valley for an illegal but usually hard-working and law-abiding Mexican immigrant (they also have much better food).

    • Iron Balls McGinty
      June 10, 2019 at 10:45 am

      This is a really good point. What is it with the current crop of immigrants who refuse to assimilate into the American culture? Have we made it too easy for them not to?

      • Yes we do...
        June 10, 2019 at 12:00 pm

        unfortunately. You see right now we have, “Press 1 for English.” Gov. documents in all kinds of languages. Translators and insulated communities. These should not exist here in America. And the biggest problem is all the immigration.

      • Haverhill Landlord
        June 10, 2019 at 12:02 pm

        You hit the nail on the head. We’ve got ESL classes where a good chunk of the kids don’t learn any more English than they’ve picked up on the street (while the rest of us get Spanish shoved down our throats), they cluster in closed enclaves where other cultures not only can’t penetrate but are also unwelcome, there’s enough Spanish-language media available that they can self-isolate from the rest of the world/country/state, and they possess the ultimate weapon: the ability to cry racism and discrimination at the slightest critique.

        Given all that, why bother even trying to assimilate when there’s no real need?

        • ANGRY GIANT
          June 11, 2019 at 10:25 am

          Yes, that ultimate weapon….. and of course, the ultimate benefit is the EBT, SNAP, and all the other pennies. And don’t forget how children are declared as dependents to multiple moms, to maximize the wealth transfer.

  • bigdaddy
    June 10, 2019 at 9:23 am

    Why go to the Dominican republic when you can get full cultural experience of the DR in Lawrence and no passport needed

    • Hart Ford
      June 10, 2019 at 9:49 am

      Punts Cana and Lawrence. Close your eyes, push the plunger and let Diego show you there is no difference (except Section 8 and EBT)

  • Turtz McGurtz
    June 10, 2019 at 8:46 am

    This was my initial reaction as well. Don’t go to shithole countries. Yes you can get shot here in the US too but greater likelihood in the DR. Get well soon Papi.

  • Saticoy Steel
    June 10, 2019 at 7:29 am

    Everyone knows the DR is a shithole. People only go there and stay in all inclusive resorts where the street spics cant harm you

  • bigdaddy
    June 10, 2019 at 7:27 am

    According to the story on fox news “The alleged gunman was captured and beaten by a crowd of people at the bar,” We need that kind of street justice here sometimes

  • DRDandy
    June 10, 2019 at 7:10 am

    How come there are no luxury hotels with private beaches on the Merrimack in Lawrence?

    • Lawrence is better than Caribbean no air fair
      June 10, 2019 at 5:34 pm

      No need for a hotel, just nod off on the river bank an if you wake up alive you can shoot up and do it all over again. If one of your feet dangles in the water while you OD and sleeping it off, the eels will chew your foot off or pull your whole body into the river.

  • enjoy you visit
    June 10, 2019 at 4:57 am

    • News Junkie
      June 10, 2019 at 10:13 am

      I’m not buying that one. It’s a shakedown.

      • Julie the Jarhead
        June 10, 2019 at 2:12 pm

        Husband, maybe?

  • Hmm
    June 10, 2019 at 4:53 am

  • Boston Dee
    June 10, 2019 at 1:52 am

    Sorry but it is a shit hole !!! The ppl living there arent the best either , as we just saw !!!

  • The Irony of Saying Racist Cocksucker
    June 10, 2019 at 1:28 am

    How dare you be racist! But saying something homophobic is fine. Oh liberal logic…. Funny that they steer clear of the Dorchesters and Roxburys of the world, yet they don’t seem to think they’re the racist ones. When these asshats do go to places like the DR, they stay in their enclave little resorts, paying up the nose to avoid the reality that surrounds them. Because in their hearts, they know they are shitholes, and they are fine turning a blind eye to human misery just so they can enjoy tanning on a private beach.

    They can’t ever say what they truly think, because they’ll lose all their equally crazy liberal friends, which must be the underlying source of all their impotent rage. Or the fact that the only income their liberal arts degree brought them was an allowance from their parents, tenuously supplemented by unimpressive crafts on Etsy.

    • z
      June 10, 2019 at 7:33 am

      You’ve also described Cancun and Jamaica.

      “Stay on the resort”.
      “Travel in groups”.
      “Stay away from….”
      “Don’t go into the towns of the locals.”

      Jamaica was like that 30+ years ago.
      Cancun is getting so bad you get warnings to not cross to the other side of the main drag.

      The world isn’t the Rick Steves world where the indigenous people are all talented artisans and salts of the earth.

      • z
        June 10, 2019 at 7:40 am

        To this:
        “Cancun is getting so bad you get warnings to not cross to the other side of the main drag.”

        I should have added. “Just like Atlantic City in it’s casino heyday”.

  • TortugaNiÑo
    June 10, 2019 at 12:53 am

    Survived his hotel room but not the club. Smh.

  • Pite Wower
    June 10, 2019 at 12:25 am

    Playing for Ortiz’s death. Shithole countries get what’s coming to them.

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