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Video Of Worcester County HOC Inmate Being Restrained For Resisting Leads To Brilliant Commentary, Priceless Memories From Former Guests There

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So this video shared by a recently released inmate from the Worcester County House of Corrections, in which he resists being cuffed and deals with the consequences of his actions, has has bee viewed and shared over 50,000 times:

So…..what’s the problem here? You can’t hear any audio, so we have no idea what was being said. All we know is that when they go to cuff him, he resists and refuses to comply by putting his hands behind his back:

Then he gets slammed to the ground as he continues to resist, and the bald officer gives him a few jabs to the face to get him to comply. The only thing that seems like it might be an issue is the fact that he’s holding the cuffs while wacking him:

But he hits him with his fist so the cuffs are never actually used as a weapon.

Looks fine to me. Don’t wanna get pummeled by CO’s? Don’t go to jail. Pretty simple. And once in jail you can also avoid this happening by once again simply doing as you are told. Problem solved.

The fact of the matter is that a Corrections Officer’s job is extremely dangerous. They’re dealing with violent offenders who have somehow managed to end up in jail in Massachusetts, which is almost impossible considering the judges and DA’s we have in this state. Unlike cops they have no guns or batons. It’s just them and their fists. At any point if a prisoner wants to get them, they can. It’s a job that fucks you up psychologically, as you’re pretty much guaranteed to be assaulted by an inmate at some point, they throw their feces at you, they belittle you all day, etc.

So yea, I have zero sympathy for an inmate who gets his ass whooped for resisting.

But as you can imagine, this post has brought out some of Worcester County’s finest to share their enlightened thoughts. Starting of course with, “my baby daddy be living there”

You must be so proud. Excellent choice for a hog donor Shy-Shy. Although when your sperm sponge gets fertilized by clam baster who wears a flat brimmed hat:

There’s a really, really good chance your child will see Daddy through a plexiglass wall while speaking to him on a phone.

Then there were the “this is my least favorite jail of all the jails I’ve been to” folks:

If you’ve ever reached the point where you can rank the accommodations of five different jails in Massachusetts, you might wanna think about reevaluating your life choices. Just sayin.

Yea, I don’t know who “Courtney” is, but the difference between you and him is that in your relationship he got to go home at night and you didn’t. Because you’re a criminal.

With a pubestache like that it’s hardly surprising that Davey boy would end up in jail and have such wonderful things to say about the people who were in charge of making sure this walking lice farm behaved himself. But please, tell me more about how you “back the blue”:

If you “stand behind the thin blue line,” then you’d probably stop committing crimes.

For some it brought back priceless memories of the ol’ days:

Good times in the TV room.

Narciso can relate…..

Hey Narciso, what did you go to jail for?

Oh good, you punched a woman in the head while she was holding an infant. And you’re already out of jail less than two years later. We definitely care about your opinion. Definitely.

Next came this:

Excellent job raising your child Krystal. Some parents hope to see their children graduate from Harvard. Others hope to see them graduate from the GED program in the Worcester County House of Corrections.

She, like many others, is also convinced that many people in jail are innocent:

Oh yea, I’m sure Christian Colon has never committed a crime.


I’m not sure how Christian Colon acquired a tape of himself being restrained in jail, but putting the tape out on Facebook seems like a brilliant strategy.

Sure, he could just call an ambulance chasing lawyer and actually try to do something about it. Or he could post it on Facebook and say stuff like this:

Good point. I’m sure you had a great reason to be resisting. Because that’s an option in jail. If you have a good reason you are allowed to not comply. That’s how jail works. Definitely.

Plus, “shit happens”:

He obviously went to jail for “dumb shit.” And by “dumb shit” he means assaulting a family member.

But, but, but….muh rites!!

Sorry Christian, but the only people who can take your last rites away are catholic priests.

Another strong point. As long as you didn’t hit them, what’s the big deal? What, you can’t resist arrest? Is that against the rules or something?

How can Christian be a bad guy? Dude saved France from the terrorists just a couple years ago:

He’s basically Charles de Gaulle. Plus he will not let hate win.

So obviously he’s an innocent man who was wrongly convicted.

Of course sharing this video on Facebook might actually be a good strategy for him because I know one guy who is watching this and has the biggest chub ever right now:

Hector is SO hard right now. Guaranteed. The moment he sees this he’s gonna have to call a doctor because it will DEFINITELY last longer than four hours.

For those of you unfamiliar with Worcester, Hector Pineiro is a lawyer who is a combination of Better Call Saul, Gloria Allred, and Al Sharpton. He’s made a shitload of money by suing the Worcester Police because he knows it’s cheaper for the city to settle a lawsuit out of court than it is for them to litigate, even if the case has no merit. His gangbanging son is one of the most notoriously violent felons from this area, and is currently incarcerated.

Oh, and two years ago Hector was representing another one of his All-Star clients who was suing the WPD for police brutality. Except it all fell apart when the career criminal admitted to paying a witness to give false testimony and Hector has kept a low profile since then.

Nevertheless, it looks like Christian Colon is trying to bring him back for a reunion tour:

I’m sure Hector will appreciate some of the commentary threatening the lives of these CO’s that Christian seems to be encouraging on his page:


This should be interesting.

The bottom line is, if you obey the law you won’t end up in jail. But if you do end up in jail you can still avoid getting your ass beat by doing was you are told, since you are officially state property.

40 Comment(s)
  • Prosecutor Sares
    July 3, 2018 at 12:59 am

    Okay. Can we please get something straight here before the stupidity spreads any further.

    1. That was a pretrial detainee (not a convicted prisoner) in their “new man” unit, a maximum security unit called Maxi X where they are locked in a single cell for 23 hours a day on weekdays and 24 on the weekends.

    2. Because he is a pretrial detainee he is not convicted of a crime and is simply being held there to attend court. Ergo, those officer’s beat the shit out of a kid who was simply put in cuffs because of an easily established principle called probable cause. I could say that you solicited my daughter for nudes on the internet without so much as a screenshot and that’s sufficient as probable cause for arrest (and therefore placement in jail before you go to court, get a bail, or anything remotely resembling due process) here in Worcester, MA. My statement to police doesn’t even need to be sworn for the first couple of court dates; hell, if I was a woman and claimed rape, it wouldn’t ever need to be sworn until you’ve been stuck in there for the year or so it takes to get a trial.

    3. Pretrial detainees, per the U.S. Constitution, are granted the presumption of innocence and ALL punishment. The Worcester County Jail and House of Corrections was investigated by the FBI, US Attorney General, and the Postal Service (I know… Even the postal service…) for federal constitutional violations and federal “Tampering with a witness” crimes. The matters are still being litigated, and one of them is sitting in the U.S. Supreme Court (Case No. 17-9252, Lucero v. Turco, et al.) There’s no question that they teach the wrong shit to those CO’s at the academy which is on the jail’s property.

    Granted, there are shitbags in there who aren’t innocent, and being a CO is definitely dangerous; and I take my hat off to those in public service just as their hats were taken off for me when I was deployed to afghanistan, but although their oath doesn’t include supporting or defending the constitutional rights of those whom they have the responsibility of care, custody, and control over, especially those who are afforded the same presumption of innocence that they would be afforded in the event of a false accusation, doesn’t permit them to resort to gross unprofessionalism.

    If the kid could defend himself and it was some sort of test of honor between him and a CO in a single cell, then sure that CO should beat the shit out of him, honestly. But not just because you don’t like the kid, his attitude, his disrespect, or the fact that he doesn’t seem to recognize your authority. Save that shit for the convicted prisoners.

  • Dr.Spark
    April 26, 2018 at 10:39 am

    This kid Christian is always trying to play victim. The kid has always been a troubled kid growing up. From mentally, and physically abusing his mother; to stealing his identical twin brothers identity. The kid has a smart mouth, and most likely asked for that beating. He’s all fucked up in the head. While all of these other convicts are giving him the benefit of the doubt, and being so in denial about the case; he’s probably planning his next way to get in trouble with the law. What this kid really needs is to be in jail forever; he does nothing good or productive while out.

    • Shatlock, Esq.
      April 26, 2018 at 6:57 pm

      He complains about his “rites”, but it was actually lefts the CO was unloading on his ugly face.

  • Juan Tobangu
    April 25, 2018 at 10:49 pm

    When I was a supervisor in a state prison I instructed my officers to never punch a prisoner. That’s why we were given boots. Plus kicking is much more satisfying.

  • MrSmiley
    April 25, 2018 at 10:37 pm

    Both Brettschneiders, yes there’s two. Suffer from the disease and sticky fingers… Both suck equally at life. One got an alleged involuntary butt blasting might be why he’s so prickly about jail.

  • whatevuh
    April 25, 2018 at 9:16 pm

    Fox25 website, front and center

  • Wikkid Pissa
    April 25, 2018 at 7:15 pm

    maybe comrade Bob Kraft is working behind the scenes to help out all these losers.

  • Spunky
    April 25, 2018 at 6:22 pm

    Shy-Shy: my babys daddy is in that same jail.

    Now there’s a golden tid bit for the child’s memory book.

  • deflateddoritodinks
    April 25, 2018 at 2:59 pm

    No more welfare! No more welfare! No more welfare!

  • Frank Rizzo
    April 25, 2018 at 2:47 pm

    Finn you are the man! Everybody gets fucked! Luv, Frankie Rizzo

  • Dr. Doolittle
    April 25, 2018 at 2:44 pm

    I worked in a psych. facility in the past. I cannot speak to the merits of this case but never had to punch anyone. They teach you restraints which utilize leverage hold people. I’ve regularly held people larger than me (and batshit crazy), with the assistance of my aids. Some of the guys there were placed there for violence, and you could never truly gauge when the meds would wear off.

    It sucks, that’s (being a CO) a high-stress job with lots of turnover. That guy will probably get canned.

    • Dr. Doolittle
      April 25, 2018 at 2:47 pm

      I worked in a psych. facility in the past. I cannot speak to the merits of this case but I never had to punch anyone. They teach you restraints which utilize leverage to hold people. I’ve regularly held people larger than me (and batshit crazy), with the assistance of my aides. Some of the guys there were placed there for violence, and you could never truly gauge when the meds would wear off.
      It sucks, that’s (being a CO) a high-stress job with lots of turnover. That guy will probably get canned.

      Woah, too many typos…

    • MrSmiley
      April 25, 2018 at 9:40 pm

      So. The inmate handbook explains what a fuckstick inmate should and should not do to avoid getting bundled. What is not shown, Mr. Colon had TONS of dboards for being an asshat pretty much all the time. Resisting while cuffs are being applied is a green light to the floor. Based on the angle of where the CO is located. You are trying to gain compliance by pain. Strikes are authorized. You’re a bold faced liar if you say you’ve never been whacked by the mental midgets you deal with. Throw in the chances of a shank or some kind of weapon when his hands get out of view underneath him. Maybe he was trying to bite or scratch. Ask the sheriffs office for his discplinary record.. He’s a fucking loser and another…. Shitty asss connnnnn.

      • Dr. Doolittle
        April 25, 2018 at 11:34 pm

        I was. Everything short of getting stabbed (deeply) or shot. I’m lucky I didn’t catch an incurable disease from all of the times I got bit. In the end, not hitting the patient enabled me to avoid a biased court process that could have cost my career or future employability.

        They teach you that restraints are to limit your liability, as the restraining party. Unfortunately, in the court of public opinion, this cop will be in the wrong. It sucks, his job is stressful, but he may get canned for these actions.

  • joe
    April 25, 2018 at 2:35 pm

    this is hector p law school 101. post a video of law enforcement going nuts caught on camera post on youtube file suit and wait for a fat payoff take his 1/3. the sheriff office will pay out and make them sign the nda so telegram cant find out. circle of justice finn ,grow the fuck up clown. or better get fucked tough guy. 2018 wake up theres a camera evrywhere.

    • XXX
      April 25, 2018 at 3:41 pm

      Nah, we’re gonna stop catering to assholes who cause more problems than they’re worth. Liberals are disappearing, so rachets are shit out of luck because we’re gonna do the opposite of protect and enable them.

      Cameras off, motherfuckers. Don’t want police violence? Stop stealing our shit and fucking up our neighborhoods.

    • Dr. Doolittle
      April 25, 2018 at 11:28 pm

      I was. Anything and everything except getting stabbed (deeply) or shot. Regardless, it was not worth the liability to go to court in a case I would not be able to win. I’m pretty happy I didn’t catch an incurable disease from the times I was bitten.

      The reason they teach you restraints is for liability, on you, as the restraining party. As I said, it’s a shame, being a CO is a high-stress job, but there is a real chance he will get canned.

  • joe
    April 25, 2018 at 1:10 pm

    same thing as brass knuckles. dad probaly got him a job there.

  • joe
    April 25, 2018 at 1:08 pm

    whys the bald c.o. punching him in the face with the handcuffs. fucking dumb they teach that in c.o. school? that guys gonna get 50grand probaly, he’ll sign the nda will never here about it. asshat tuff guy.

    • Real_Finn
      April 25, 2018 at 1:43 pm

      “whys the bald c.o. punching him in the face with the handcuffs.”

      Because he deserved it. I wish he (the CO) had a baton on him (tbh).

      “that guys gonna get 50grand probaly, he’ll sign the nda will never here about it.”

      Nah, he’s eventually “gonna get” another 5-10 for future idiotic behavior.

      Get Fucked (and get a dictionary – dummy),

    • XXX
      April 25, 2018 at 3:19 pm

      You’re right. The CO should have pistol whipped the useless piece of shit until his heart stopped. Now people who work for a living have to pay to feed, house and even pay for a public defender for that fucker when all problems could have been solved right away.

      Fuck that. That fucking cunt’s parents owe us money. He’s as useless as he is a problem, so shoot him in the head and throw him in an incinerator. They can fork it over, or we should take their fucking house and send them back to their home country.

      You fucking punks forget that you rachet fucks are of no use to us in the first place, and you cost us a lot of money. The cops don’t like you and neither do we, and we’re sick of your shit. I’d watch hours of videos of you cocksuckers getting the fuck kicked out of you.

      You fuckin’ criminal rachets owe us, and your time is running out. Trump is not taking your shit. Soon criminal fucks are going to be shot to pieces, and we can’t wait. Fuck you.

      • Real_Finn
        April 25, 2018 at 4:40 pm

        [nods sagely]

        true that xxx


    • MrSmiley
      April 25, 2018 at 9:47 pm

      Aww Joe you sound a bit butthurt. Do a bit of time there? If you did surely you know how things work dipshit. If you have no time to put the cuffs away what do you do? Ohhh that’s right you hold ontooo theemmm. It’s the simple things in life joe my boy. There are plenty of guys who do their time without issue Colon is not one of them..

  • juror seven esq.
    April 25, 2018 at 1:02 pm

    Remember when the jail and house of correction was at the corner of Summer and East Central? So much easier for the families to visit the incarcerated. Easy walk from Plumley Village to the jail.

  • Dude.deserve to get hit
    April 25, 2018 at 12:50 pm

    Wetbacks wonder why America wants them gone. legal or not wetbacks like them don’t belong in this country. Thanks for proving Donald right Everytime they open their mouths.

  • Dirtbags bonding on FB
    April 25, 2018 at 12:33 pm

    If you morons put the same amount of thought and action into working as you did being expendable pieces of crap you might find you won’t go to jail.

  • When can we just eliminate these stains on society?
    April 25, 2018 at 12:25 pm

    ……and these commentators on the video procreate. Procreate means “have children” for you moron scholars.

    • XXX
      April 25, 2018 at 12:43 pm

      That’s something to think about, since Trump is President. He’d probably pardon whoever offed several of them. They’re a danger to kids, they’re expensive, they’re a drain on resources, they decrease property value and cause shitty neighborhoods, they obstruct law enforcement, they distribute drugs, they’re sex traffickers and they even fuck up school performance.

      They don’t care what they do to people, or the fact that they fuck up everything for everyone else, or that they endanger people and are basically useless, so there’s no reason to give a fuck about them.

      There should be a bounty on rachets. They’d go all out trying to kill each other for cash, and they’d be too busy to fuck with the decent member of society.

  • Aaron Hernandez's Butt Buddy
    April 25, 2018 at 12:17 pm

    Sorry the rest of our prisons arent like Hampshire County (Amherst/Northampton) jail where they can do fingerpainting, coloring, and watch videos of puppies

  • Rachet Merc
    April 25, 2018 at 12:02 pm

    Ambush, huh?

    Dan, Fred and Ray have to go to sleep sometime.

    *click click*

    • Real_Finn
      April 25, 2018 at 1:50 pm

      Rachet Merc,

      “*click click*”

      Don’t you mean “*clunk*”?

      (by the way, that’s the sound of the jail door slamming shut)

      Get Fucked,

      • Rachet Merc
        April 25, 2018 at 3:04 pm

        Dan, Fred and Ray are the ones talking about ambushing and assassinating corrections officers.

        *click click* is the second to last sound Dan, Fred and Ray would hear.

        I’m going to assume you didn’t know what I meant and jumped to a conclusion.

        • Real_Finn
          April 25, 2018 at 4:41 pm

          You are correct. My sincere apologies.

          [insert facepalm]

          • Prosecutor Sares
            August 8, 2018 at 5:13 am

            Man. What is your malfunction? XD

  • Simple Misunderstanding
    April 25, 2018 at 12:00 pm

    I don’t know what David Breitschneider did it may have been perfectly normal by Kentucky standards

  • Christian’s Colon
    April 25, 2018 at 11:48 am

    I got lots of visitors in the can! Can’t wait to go back!

  • Eugene
    April 25, 2018 at 11:45 am

    The worst part is this vermin reproduce.An endless supply of future criminals.

  • GG
    April 25, 2018 at 11:39 am

    I swear common sense is dead!!

  • joe
    April 25, 2018 at 11:39 am

    going down walmart on 146 to get my old ebt card signed by nba legend brian scalabrine at 630. come out worcester.

  • Real_Finn
    April 25, 2018 at 11:38 am

    A bunch of Rhode Scholars planning a “sneak” attack on COs – what could go wrong?

    All of those mouth-breathers are exactly where they are supposed to be (cuffed and stuffed). The dumb twats who support, encourage and offer (hysterically funny) legal advice to them will soon follow in the same footsteps. Morons helping Morons.

    Darwin always wins when cleaning the pool.

    Bunch of dummies.

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