Well, it’s finally happened. Plymouth has made World Star.
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We knew it was only a matter of time when the Caucasian Trash Heroin Capital finally made the most ratchet fight website known to man. World Star.
Here, let’s watch two male Fupasloths fight for the Fupalpha title. You’ll see that we have Green Shirt and Blue Shirt. There is also a cameo by “cliche screaming white lady.”
Okay, before I do the breakdown, I want to know why Brandon Parks, the guy behind the video, did not send this over to us first?
Are you going to say that you’ve never heard of us? We’ve taken Plymouth by storm, Fam! Please! For that, Brandon, I must mock you for filming vertically and missing the girl’s face. Shame sandwich for Brandon! Sorry bruh. I didn’t want to have to do it. We still cool though.
If you can identify anyone in this video please message us on Facebook or hit my email up above. I especially want Blue Shirt. We want names, people!
Now, I managed to find out that Blue Shirt, who threw the first punch, is actually a corrections officer at Plymouth County Correctional Facility. However, Blue Shirt is a bitch and you’ll see why.
This whole thing started, according to a Green Shirt family member, because Green Shirt was driving along in his truck. That’s when Blue Shirt and CSWL (cliche screaming white lady) didn’t look both ways when crossing the street, and Green Shirt almost hit them.
Something tells me that Blue Shirt, who looks like a literal penis, probably hit the guys truck with his angry manfist and Green Shirt got out of the car to be like “WTF DOOD?”
Blue shirt, thinking he is a tough guy, out for a walk with fucking pepper spray, years of CO training, and a microscopic dick, can handle Green Shirt. So, Blue Shirt takes a swing at Green Shirt. Green Shirt actually flinches, meaning he didn’t think this was going to get physical.
Boy, was Blue Shirt wrong. Green Shirt tackles him to the ground in like three seconds while yelling that he doesn’t want to hurt Blue Shirt. Meanwhile, Blue Shirt is throwing these bitch punches, while Green Shirt keeps telling him that he needs to stop.
Look at the rage in Captain Small Dick’s eyes. I bet he’s really fair with the prisoners! Nothing wrong with him and his tough guy complex.
So, what do you do when you start a fight, the guy you attacked is on top of you telling you he doesn’t want to hurt you, while pinning you so you can’t keep hitting him? Pull out pepper spray because you’re a fucking pussy.
FUCK YOU BLUE SHIRT! While Green Shirt is getting sprayed in the face with pussy spray, he’s STILL telling this queef he doesn’t want to kill him and that he’s fucking with the wrong person.
“I didn’t hit you. I can fuhkin kill you dood. STOP.”
So, all of a sudden a broad comes out of nowhere screaming for the camera guy, Brandon, to call 911. He laughs at her saying “fuck you, I’m not getting involved in this” and we like him for that. Good idea. Your needle-dick boyfriend should be in jail for this. I will never understand being so loyal to a guy who can’t pee without a pair of prick-tweezers, but hey, maybe he gets her off with that schnoz of his.
When Blue Shirt finally admits defeat, you can hear that he’s man-crying while saying “stay away from me man,” as his woman coddles her broken warrior. Blue Shirt makes one more launch at Green Shirt, for show, before the video ends.
Awwwwwwe, poor vagbag. His mouth wrote a check his ass couldn’t cash. Maybe he shouldn’t have tried to be a tough guy. I bet you $5 that this isn’t the first time Blue Shirt has done something violent like this. He’s an asshole who should lose his job. Green Shirt should get an award for being incredible. He got a guy, who was attacking him, while spraying him in the face with pepper spray, to the ground without hurting him like he no doubt could have.
Go back, watch the video again, and see how hard Green Shirt tried to stop this guy. It’s fucking amazing.
Oh, and for you locals wondering where this happened – it was on the corner of Liberty and Ocean Avenue (🎶where I used to sit and talk with you… we were both sixteen and it felt so right… sleeping all day staying up all niiiiiiight.🎶 Okay, I’m done. I just wanted to make a Yellowcard joke.😂)
Seriously, give us their names. Your messages are 100% anonymous.
Lastly, we invite both of you on to our LIVE show this Friday at 9:30 to give your versions of the story.
11 Comment(s)
This is green shirt the serriff is lucky that i have to much to lose as far as video boy infading my privacy i would like to meet him for a private discussion with out his camera and thank him for putting my face on line truste me it will ne a one sided conversation
Hey green shirt!!!! We would love to have you on our live show this Friday. It’s like a radio call in. You have some serious fans on our website and they would love to hear from you. (As you can tell we are on your side and would be honored to have you.)
lol what a fuckin pusssssaaaayyyyy!
Big, “I’ve had training balls”. As any kind of a law-enforcement officer you are held to a higher standard weather on or off duty. This idiot should lose his job .
Props to the green shirt for showing physical restraint. Don’t know why you’re giving Brandon Parks a pussy pass. He sounds like a self serving, disrespectful street punk who’d pull his camera out and laugh even if this was a young druggy beating and robbing an elderly man.
BTW never should the little asshole be issued a gun in any way shape or form. He might shoot himself.
Coward blue shirt that started this fight should be arrested for assault. This cowards name will come forward and Police need to arrest him. He should be fired as he is unfit to work in a position of power. But then again rules us common folk have to abide by don’t apply to most public officials (say I’m wrong but if he isn’t arrested, then i’m right). The only good thing is that this video will be passed along to everyone to see the little baby bully be pummelled. Inmates will surely pass this around and he’ll have no respect at work (again, he should be fired)
Did the County buy the pepper spray this “officer” used to dowse the citizen he attacked?
The blue shirt needs to be charged with Assault & Battery for throwing the punch and Assault & Battery With A Dangerous Weapon for using pepper spray. This video with names needs to be sent to the local police department so a arrest can be made.
An arrest has already been made retard
Reminds me of something I’ve heard before… if you go looking for trouble, you’re going to find it.