Marty McJiggles And Fanny Devito Fight With Pants Down, Fupas Out To Determine Who Is King Of The Wawa At 2 In The Morning
Wawa’s are easily the best mini-marts in America. They’re primarily in the Philadelphia area, but they should be everywhere….
Brass Chunky Gets Depantsed By Aspiring Chelsea Rapper MC Food Stamps In Mid Day Chelsea Carjacking Gone Wrong
Chelsea has been one of the hardest hit cities by commie cold, and after watching this video of some…
Freddie Crackroach Coaches Charlestown Chowder Chomper In Crackhead Fight, Urges Eyeball Gouging, Calls Himself “White N Word,” Beats Fentalope Over Head With Beer Bottle
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Land o Earthquakes And Diabetes Dumpstercoon Do Battle With Notorious P.I.G And Pony Tail Pedro At Springfield Gas Station In Today’s Episode Of Social Distancing In The Hood
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – social distancing ain’t gonna work in the hood. Ghetto…
Drunken Southie Slop Donkey Tries Stabbing Chinstrapped Leprechaun In The Head After Getting Kicked Out Of Haverhill Chinese Restaurant
A couple people sent me a link from a YouTube channel called “Active Self Protection,” showing a drunken boob…
Brave Man Who Knocked Out A Drunk Dude Outside A Worcester Bar And Rifled Through His Pockets Is Up And Coming Boxer Khiary Gray
This is Khiary Gray from Worcester. He was supposed to be the next great boxer from Worcester, following in…
Savage Zoo Animals Beat The Shit Out Of And Rob Drunk Dude Outside Of Worcester Bar, Bouncer Lets It Happen And Then Rifles Through Unconscious Victim’s Wallet
Here’s a disturbing video of a vicious fight that took place outside of some bar in Worcester called Dubai…
Worcester Meat Wallet Mom Who Hosted Teen Lingerie Party Forces 13 Year Old Crotch Fruit To Kick The Shit Out Of Another Child While She Films And Posts On Facebook
Who remembers this All-Star Worcester mother? Her name is Lorelane Laboy, AKA La Colora, and she became TB famous back…
Gravy Schumer Gets Hoodrat Helicopter Treatment From The Entire Fupasloth Mafia Working At Popeye’s After Throwing Sauce At Employee’s Face
Update: People are saying that this is not the Leominster Popeye’s, and that the upstanding individual who posted it…
Tina Tunaflap Defends Brockton Junior Hoodboogers, Blames Cops For Fighting Back After Being Assaulted By GED-Bags In After School Brawl
A bunch of hoodboogers started back to back after school brawls, and of course Brockton’s finest guttermuppet parents are…
Tucrack Shakur Drops Product From His Shorts While Pummeling Plumber’s Crack Pablo, New Bedford Nancy Just Keeps On Pumping Gas
The best part about blogging for Turtleboy is waking up every day and having no idea what fuckery we’ll…
Two Wildeyeast Infections Fight At Busy Meth Mile Intersection For Mating Rights With Jimmy Junkbox And Access To Bigger Half Of The Crack Rock
It was hot as balls out the last couple days, so tensions were brewing on Meth Mile where two…
Busta Crimes Knocking Out Anderson Fupa And Other Women At Disneyland Is Exactly Why I Will Never Go To Disney Again
I hate Disney World with a passion. It’s an insanely overpriced money pit disguised as a vacation. I’ve had…
Hardo Harry Gets Bodybagged After Hitting Off Jorts Johnson’s Flat Brimmed Chicago Bulls At Compass Tavern In Worcester While Bro-Magnum Man Runs His Cock Washer
Here’s an unintentional World Star tryout video from the Compass Tavern in Worcester last night: That is what keepin…
Boston World Star Posts Video On Facebook Of Crackhead Getting Glory Hole Licked By Random Dudes For Drug Money At MBTA Entrance
As you know, we’ve been kicked off of Facebook a billion times despite not violating any of Facebook’s terms…
Small Child Forced To Watch New Bedford Tweaker Tag Team Championship Brawl In Middle Of Intersection Over Whose Ho Took The Bigger Half Of The Crack Rock
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Two Fitchburg Champagne Fupanovas Exchange Blows In Topless Gland To Gland Combat On Main Street To See Who Is The Queen Cheesehog Of The Burg
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Gravity Grenade Launches Frosty At Fall River’s Finest Who Somehow Fights 6 People In Taco Bell Parking Lot And Not A Single Punch Is Landed
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Southie Slop Queefs Do The Ratchet Rumba Into Oncoming Traffic Outside Of Boston Medical Center Over Spilt Glass Of Captain’s And Cunny Juice
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Honey Glazed Hoodtarts Engage In Fupa To Fupa Combat At Chicopee Walmart Checkout Line On The Way To The Springfield Sockhop
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