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San Juan Sandy From Salisbury Beach Fight Video Gets Attacked And Fights Frosty Francine While Working At Wendy’s In Lowell


A bunch of people sent me a ratchet World Star caliber video from the Wendy’s on Chelmsford Street in Lowell that was filmed last year but recently was making the rounds on Reddit. I know it’s old, but bare with me because I’m going somewhere with this. Watch the video first:

I understand that this was probably over something really important, like who spoke ill of who on Snapchat, who stole whose food stamps, or who gave herpes to whose baby daddy first, but how you gonna fight someone when they’re at work? I know that jobs are rare for sewer guppies like this in Lowell, but the workplace should be off limits for settling ratchet scores. Whatever the employee did to upset Frosty Francine must’ve been really bad because this upstanding citizen wasn’t gonna let a little counter get in her way of vengeance.

When it became clear that things were about to escalate and the spicy chicken nuggets would soon be covered in hoodrat juices in the process, Pony Tail Pedro decided it was time to take out the trash.

Unfortunately she got ahold of the employee’s hair on the way out, which is the only way of fighting that creatures like this know how to do.

Once they get your hair they put you in the hoodrat helicopter and it’s impossible to escape, so the employee had to pull her hair back, leading to a GED fupa orgy in the hallway.

Does this look like a woman who hasn’t gotten carried out of a fast food restaurant with her hair being pulled before?

Nope. Frosty Francise is a veteran.

The employee’s primary concern was making sure the video was sent to her afterwards so that she could revel in the glory of 20 seconds of hair pulling and guttermuppetry.

This video was filmed April 7, 2020. I perused the comments and noticed that they named the Wendy’s employee – Isis Dominguez. I knew that name sounded familiar, as even in Lowell it’s not every day you find someone named after a terrorist organization, so I gave her a Google and guess what came up first? Turtleboy. Turns out she was the infamous San Juan Sandy, a 3 seed in this year’s ratchet madness tournament who was featured in a blog on May 30, 2020, for getting in a fight with another ratchet at Salisbury Beach.

I knew she looked familiar.

This video was literally less than two months after the Wendy’s video. Almost as if San Juan Sandy has a bit of a habit for attracting drama. There isn’t a hoochy momma from Haverhill to Lowell whose hair she hasn’t pulled before.

According to San Juan Sandy after the Salisbury Beach fight she was embarrassed and ashamed, but had no choice but to fight because she ain’t no punk bitch.

So embarrassed that she asks the people filming her to send her the video afterwards. Again, this was 7 weeks after she was already World Star famous for the Wendy’s fight. If you can’t go out in public without every teen mom within a 20 mile radius wanting to fight you then you’re probably not as innocent as you present yourself. Just sayin.

I’m sure she’s really embarrassed though. It’s not like this is the kind of skag who posts on Facebook that she “aint no cock block” because she “let my bitch get dick right next to me as I watched Netflix.”

Very embarrassed indeed.


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47 Comment(s)
  • WTF
    April 18, 2021 at 8:19 pm

    I’m really happy I live in civilization and away from all that madness.
    But those single digit blow jobs do make me think about it.

    • Fuc BLM
      April 25, 2021 at 12:52 am

      All in all 95% of nigckers are stupid violent fucking animals most of can’t write, right, whright their names. That is the reason the voter registration bill will never pass.

  • Del
    April 13, 2021 at 1:05 am

    I just want to know if that dog is OK

  • whatevuh
    Larry the Cable Guy
    April 11, 2021 at 9:20 am

    I just love the hoodrat helicopter, it’s awesome

  • John Galt
    April 11, 2021 at 6:35 am

    Jesus…what with Biden’s border debacle it’s only a matter of time before these vermin infest York beach in a caravan of pimped out civics with coffee can mufflers.
    I’m gonna have to move further away if only to be closer to decent weekend get-aways.

    • Spider Lips13
      April 12, 2021 at 2:26 pm

      Sad to say it’s already happening. Getting darker in York every year.

  • Tipsy McStagger
    April 10, 2021 at 9:48 pm

    I just love it! It’s like watching fish in an aquarium. Not one of these roaches has, or has any idea what a 403(b) or 401(k) or 457(h) is and it’d be a grand-prize final championship Jeopardy question to discern a traditional IRA from a Roth. Who needs $3 million all you need is a $25 bottle of Henny and a fist-full of nice fanned out bills. Oh ya hit the big-time you livin’ the Dream. Is that your BMW or are you just posing in front of it for the glamour shot?

  • VP Spiro T Cheney
    April 10, 2021 at 8:04 pm

    The Salisbury ratchets, I would put a burlap sack over their heads and bang both of them. I would have to use protection tho because I am sure they have a myriad of diseases.

    • VP Spiro T Cheney
      April 10, 2021 at 8:12 pm

      After I meet up with them and check into a cheap motel, totally drop 700 mics of LSD and 2 grams of shrooms. Then when I come down like 12 hours later take 5 hits of E.

      When you are talking about burlap sack ratchet slut activity, you have to be wicked fucking high.

  • Haverhill Landlord
    Haverhill Landlord
    April 10, 2021 at 7:57 pm

    And the Spic-ification of the United States of America continues.

  • Someone who cares
    April 10, 2021 at 7:44 pm

    LOWELL. We better than Lawrence.

    • Haverhill Landlord
      Haverhill Landlord
      April 10, 2021 at 8:03 pm

      Only by a very slim margin.

      Lowell in 2021 is what Lawrence was in the mid-90’s; a rapidly increasing population of Spanish rachets is replacing an increasingly older white population who didn’t move out when the getting was good. With few exceptions any white person under the age of 45 who still lives in Lowell is either white trash, a hood rat or a junkie. I’ve never met a young lady from Lowell who didn’t have a tit-too and an appetite for drugs.

      Fuck Lowell.

      • FedUp
        April 12, 2021 at 12:16 pm

        Sorry, but I call BS on this comment. Lowell is a large city with many distinctly different neighborhoods, several of which are still holdouts for normal folk.

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    April 10, 2021 at 8:27 am

    Nothing like a day at the beach.

  • Deflateddoritodinks
    April 10, 2021 at 8:15 am

    Salisbury Beach v Lowell.: the World Ratchet Championship. Only on Telemundo.

  • Bob Murchison
    April 10, 2021 at 4:05 am

    I volunteer for having a large chocolate frosty dropped on my chest.

  • si se puerde
    April 9, 2021 at 8:44 pm

    • ANTIFA the biggest ratchets of all
      April 10, 2021 at 8:23 am

      Jill Sheridan in 3 years. Only it will be seven dollars due to the upcoming Biden hyperinflation.

  • President Joe Biden
    April 9, 2021 at 8:39 pm

    If you don’t fight at the beach, you’re not Puerto Rican.

  • whatevuh
    Dick Hertz from Holden
    April 9, 2021 at 7:35 pm

    Lawrence and Lowell, the biggest shit holes in the state, Lawrence is 80% 3rd world scumbags. What have we learned from all this? Buy more ammo

    April 9, 2021 at 7:21 pm

    Just leave the border open.
    Send in a few million more.
    It think that are a few places in the state that they have not ruined yet

  • Juan Valdez
    April 9, 2021 at 7:06 pm

    This thing is better than coffee.
    Cock fighting was outlawed because it was cruel to the animals.
    Bitch fighting is the new MMA and nobody cares about these animals,

  • whatevuh
    April 9, 2021 at 7:04 pm

    AND THEY WONDER WHY WE ALL HATE THEM . . . . stay in your ghetto shitholes, exactly where you belong

  • CONN
    April 9, 2021 at 5:22 pm

    Apparently Wendy’s now specializes in muffin tops

  • hartf811
    Santa Domingo flu
    April 9, 2021 at 5:11 pm

    Trump said they were not sending their best!
    So true.

  • Captain Trips
    John Cena
    April 9, 2021 at 4:08 pm

    Ponytail Pedro gets a thumbs up here. Should have KO’d her first but dead weight is harder to carry.

    Get rid of the man bun homie. Big disadvantage in CQC

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    April 9, 2021 at 3:57 pm

    and his name is

    John Cena!

    April 9, 2021 at 3:40 pm

    It is just the Latin version of Battle Bots
    Battle Buts

  • Strom Thurmond's Force Ghost
    April 9, 2021 at 3:28 pm

    Fucking burr-heads, man.

    April 9, 2021 at 3:16 pm

    JaJa could have been her

  • Spic Tormentor
    April 9, 2021 at 3:06 pm

    Spics really lose it when they get to Wendys and realize they don’t serve plãntains and chimichangas

    Reminder that the senile pedo and his crack whore in the white house are mass importing scum like this cunt at an alarming rate while also trying to disarm the country.

    • Bo Jiden
      April 10, 2021 at 2:38 am

      A tad over 2 million and we’re just getting started. Remember to tell your friends and family to keep VOTING THE D. Dont you love America and is demokkkrats

  • Chihuahua's got nine lives
    April 9, 2021 at 2:56 pm

    That dog almost got stepped on and crushed like 4 different times in that street fight. little bastard seemed into it. Shit, even the beaner dogs are ratchet The skinny one should do porn, she’s not half bad looking. But shit, when she opens that mouth…..

  • I'd Do It
    April 9, 2021 at 2:36 pm

    She’s wild. She’s uncivilized. She’s ratchet. She’s Hawt.

    • I Miss Maude
      April 10, 2021 at 11:48 am

      She’s what Maude Gorman would be like if she had been born in The Ghetto.

  • Judge dread
    April 9, 2021 at 2:16 pm

    I have three points to make:

    1) The Wendys employees are bad ass, removing a violent ratchet from their establishment without violence.

    2) The ratchets fighting for whatever reason in Salisbury, they need to learn Krav Maga or something cuz they have no idea how to fight. Just scream and pull hair.

    3) Why were the men standing around doing nothing? Were these ratchet men getting a hard on watching this ratchet fight?

    • Judge dread
      April 9, 2021 at 2:23 pm

      First off I never hang at Salisbury but if I was there I would have broken up the fight like any man should have done. You might get hit in the face but that is a wound I will accept, as I refuse to use violence on women who are not a direct threat to my life.

      • Darwin
        April 9, 2021 at 2:42 pm

        Let the feral animals kill each other.
        Die and decrease the surplus population.

        You never get inbetween 2 savage animals and if you did, you would be called racist and arrested.

  • bigdaddy
    April 9, 2021 at 2:03 pm

    Ghetto girls gone wild – always a good watch

  • Dam Dawg and He Was Just Turnin His Life Around Too
    April 9, 2021 at 1:49 pm

    DMX has died — a week after suffering an overdose … TMZ has learned.

    TMZ broke the story … X had virtually no brain function which is typical for most primates howevet he was (george Floyed) deprived of oxygen for nearly 30 minutes following his OD. Brain function never returned, and by Thursday his organs began failing while he remained on life support in a New York hospital.

    Guess the 15 lil nogs he created will now rely on the benevolency of the hard working white tax payer

    • Ja Rule
      April 9, 2021 at 2:00 pm

      Oh you thought you was raw
      Boom. NO, Not any more

    • Observer
      April 9, 2021 at 2:17 pm

      I can’t believe DMX is dead, this is worse than the death of that old WW2 veteran Prince Philip.

      • Joe 330
        April 9, 2021 at 6:04 pm

        I honored dmx by taking a giant 5lb shit.
        Then I promptly flushed. So that another dmx piece of shit wouldnt dare walk around

      • Rian
        April 10, 2021 at 6:42 am

        Now he’s a dead n!gger

  • Boston Irish
    Mud duck
    April 9, 2021 at 1:37 pm

    Mucho loco

    April 9, 2021 at 1:34 pm

    Welcome to the real world. We used to call it civilization. But they fixed all of that for us.

  • Clive McFarlane
    April 9, 2021 at 1:33 pm

    Five dollar blow Jobs here!! Five dollar blow jobs right here!! You heard me right Five dollar blow jobs! Life has been hard since the telegram and gazette let me go.

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