Here’s a fun video from Miami International Airport of a world star calibar brawl erupting for 90 seconds in which no police intervene.

Today at Miami International Airport outside Urban Decay at Gate D14 #BecauseMiami pic.twitter.com/wRnXh8f7dS

— Billy Corben (@BillyCorben) April 25, 2021

Not sure where these fine folks were heading towards, but I think we can all agree the smart money is on a Spirit flight to Chicago. I just thank the good Lord they were wearing masks. Someone could’ve gotten sick!

A lot of people have been asking where the cops were for that, but they’re forgetting the new rule from black lives matter:

If you see black people stabbing each other, you just have to let them fight it out. It’s part of the cultural experience. I disagree with that, but BLM elites like Bree Newsome are telling me that this has been going on for eons, so who am I to disagree?

Others are big mad at the blue checkmark who posted it.

It’s a tweet Doctor Becky, not the 6 o’clock news. It’s newsworthy because you don’t see it every day, and there shouldn’t be gigantic brawls at international airports.

And what exactly is the racist narrative here? Oh right, we can only film and share videos of people behaving poorly when they’re white, or fit into our political world view that white people are the cause of all of the world’s problems. We’re supposed to pretend like shit like this doesn’t happen when the parties involved are black because it makes white people like Pronouns Patty here uncomfortable.

Every. Single. Time.

Imagine seeing a brawl like that and the conclusion you reach is that the bad person is the guy who posted the video of it on Twitter? But of course to people like her it’s not “newsworthy,” because this is how racist white people like her expect black people to behave. These are the expectations they have for black people. Meanwhile, she has no problem publicly shaming white people for the crime of drinking alcohol at a restaurant.

Anyway, let’s break down that fight video, because there was a lot going on and it was hard to tell who was on whose side, or who was what gender. It began when Underpants McGee and Skinny Jeans Santana were beating the shit out of White Pants Walter, and out of nowhere came Down Ass Hosana to his rescue.

To the surprise of exactly nobody Underpants McGee had no problem hitting a woman, and she had no problem using her purse as a weapon.

Skinny Jeans Santana was giving up at least 40 pounds to White Pants Walter, but luckily they all just kind of came together in a ghetto orgy that left White Pants Walter defenseless as he was kicked in the crotch several times, and Underpants McGee repeatedly punched Down Ass Hosana and curbstomped her for good measure.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the terminal a guy in blue (who we later figured out was with Down Ass Hosana and White Pants Walter) was being tag teamed by two other guys wearing black and red.

It was hard to see what was transpiring in that fight as the guy in blue and the guy in black grappled each other, except for the occasional haymaker from the guy in red, which probably connected with his boy accidentally several times.

Some people are mad at the lady with the cell phone for standing there and taping it all. Not me though. I don’t make the rules anymore – BLM does. By rule you are required to let this all play out and see who survives. It’s part of growing up in the community.

After they finished kicking the shit out of White Pants Walter and Down Ass Hosana, Underpants McGee and Skinny Jeans Santana picked up their bags and tried to leave.

Unfortunately they walked directly into the other brawl, and as the rules required them to do they had to jump in too. Then out of nowhere White Pants Walter came to get his vengeance.

The tape stops there, but luckily someone else got video of part 2.

As you can see, Underpants McGee jumped in on the guy in blue because a 2 on 1 advantage wasn’t nearly enough to secure the victory.

And they were all wearing Jordans. Of course.

White Savior Willie attempted to play the role of social worker to show us what would happen if cops stopped responding to calls like this.

The answer was Underpants McGee ignored his pleadings and continued to beat the shit out of the guy in blue.

Good job Willie.

As it turns out stereotypes exist for a reason, and these gentlemen were indeed trying to get back home to Chicago. We know this because Underpants McGee, AKA Jameel Decquir of Chicago, was charged.

Transgender Jar Jar Binks and his friends Deante Jones, Terrell Barnes, and Gewone Ross were trying to board a flight to Chicago. According to the police report the whole thing started after Jameel’s group of 4 was told that there were 3 stand by seats, and one of them would have to take a different flight. They then began attacking the other group for no reason.

The most racist part about this whole encounter was that American Airlines asked them for ID before boarding a flight. Assuming black people have ID is racist.

Genome Ross was also charged, although it’s unclear which of the assailants was him. He’s a real winner though, and clearly was headed back to Chicago to finish off his Masters Degree and pursue a career in finance.

It’s not easy being Gewone. Sometimes he can’t figure out what to eat.

He has constant issues with old hoes on unemployment calling him out of the blue to take a ride on his bologna pony.

And his hoes refuse to self-identify as hoes.

And to the suprise of absolutely no one he documents his aspiring rap career while smoking blunts and eating McDonalds.

Remember though, the biggest problem plaguing the black community is racist white police officers. As soon as we get rid of racism you’ll stop seeing videos like this.

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