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Flirty Sanchez Helps Daughter Fight Rival Ratchet’s 11 Year Old Crotch Fruit In Lowell Gutter Throw Down 

 

This is Nicole Jemery from Lowell.

Hillary Bangs here is a local Mom with some Google trophies for destruction of property.

She’s really concerned about her crotch fruit and claims she was victimized by some other future hoochie momma junior hoodboogers, along with one of their parents Javier Baez and Shauna Consaul.

Javier seems like quite a winner himself.

Pubestache, Giannetti chain, sticker still on flat brimmed hat. Think we all know who his favorite sportball team is…..

Every. Single. Time.

Mom’s a real catch herself.

If Backpage had a mascot.

As you can see, Jennifer blamed Javi for orchestrating the fight and claimed that her gimpy 11 year old daughter with the broken leg got jumped for no reason. But she posted the video which shows the girl engaged in a good ol’ fashion hair pulling tango with a rival ratchet as Javi refereed and encouraged them to fight.

As you can see, her daughter engaged in a 1 on 1 fight where she ended up on the ground getting punched in the head repeatedly.

She refused to let go of the other girl’s hair, choosing to use the hoodrat helicopter defense technique instead, before Javi (the other girl’s sperm donor) pulled them apart and lost his flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat in the process.

Flirty Sanchez warned Jennifer’s daughter not to fuck with the offspring he’s more than likely neglected to pay child support for.

“Don’t fuck with my daughter again.”

The best part is while these two children roll around in the literal gutters of Lowell, festooning in hooker juices and broken dreams and crushing each other’s skulls, their primary concern was making sure they kept their masks on.

Wouldn’t wanna catch commie cold. That’s dangerous to children, unlike concussions and brain damage.

Instead of breaking it up Heavy Javi instructed all the other kids to “let her go” so the two could fight again.

He then likely realized what a bad look it was to be seen on film orchestrating a street fight between children and ordered the girl filming to put the camera away.

He forgot to tell her not to put it on Facebook though, which defeats the purpose of not filming.

In conclusion, both of the parents in this situation are equally as ratchet. Anyone who finds out their kid has been in a recorded brawl and posts about it on Facebook is a horrible legal guardian. Nicole lied about her daughter having a broken leg before arriving (she couldn’t fight like that with a broken leg), getting jumped by other girls, and getting hit by Heavy Javi. Her daughter got into a fight, most likely because she grew up being raised by trash and is now modeling their behavior. She’s certainly not a victim. On the other hand Heavy Javi is definitely as bad as she said for not getting his semen demon out of there, and allowing them to fight. The fact that his biggest concern wasn’t that these kids were fighting in broad daylight, but rather that it was being filmed, tells me that this probably isn’t the last we’ve seen or heard from anyone involved in this video.

 

 

 

 

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53 Comment(s)
  • LA RAZA
    March 27, 2021 at 2:27 pm

    I am a dirty spic
    I have learned every trick
    I have, section 8, welfare, EBT and a handicap placard
    So suck my dick you fucking retard

  • Bio dad in Lowell??
    March 23, 2021 at 4:00 pm

    Only in Lowell do 11yr olds look that rough. Something tells me they will be strung out sharing the same baby daddy real soon. There is the future of section 8 right there.
    The only surprise in this story is that her dad is around.

  • The Only Surprise Here Is Dad is ar
    March 23, 2021 at 3:57 pm

    Only in Lowell do 11yr olds look that rough. Something tells me they will be strung out sharing the same baby daddy real soon. There is the future of section 8 right there

  • GoFuckYaSelf
    March 23, 2021 at 10:56 am

    Listen everyone of you on here can say what you want but I know for a fact these kids are more than well taken care of. If this was my child you better believe I’m doing the absolute same. That’s why we have all these pussy ass kids that try to get dr seuss banned because we don’t let them have good ol fashion fights any more. You made this family look crazy and they are nothing like that. This is lowell, if you don’t know how shit works out here, don’t report about it. It’s very simple. I’m telling you rn I am fucking someone’s kid ALLLLLL THE WAY UP if anyone goes near my child: I don’t fault these parents at all for it. Infact, good on you for being there for your kid and not letting her get jumped because all of us that know the real story knows this chick is a fucking liar and her big ass daughter and her friends jumped this girl prior to this. Y’all only saw a portion. But yea ok broken leg more like she hurt it jumping people. What a great mom to not even know what her daughter did to cause this. Fuckin typical lowell trash that doesn’t watch her kids

  • Spic Tormentor
    March 23, 2021 at 9:59 am

    Good thing Biden and his coon are flooding our country with these goya grapplers.

    Buy Aèropostàl shares now before their stimulus and lifetime worth of welfare kick in

  • Brown Eye
    March 23, 2021 at 7:22 am

    This is a double nut article. First I nutted looking at Nicole’s pretty face, wiped off and nutted again with Jennifer. Running low on cleanup tissues with great articles like this.

  • Hugh G. Rection
    March 23, 2021 at 6:55 am

    That video though. Was that filmed on a flip phone? 2006 called, they want their phone back. I couldn’t figure out which pixel was the guy’s daughter

  • Ron Jeremy
    March 22, 2021 at 9:09 pm

    I call these lowlife ratchets “Green Fly”. They are all the lowest common denominator of society. None, and I mean NONE of these losers will ever amount to anything in life.

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    ChrisInShrewsbury
    March 22, 2021 at 9:05 pm

    Casual Observation (Via Haiku)

    Pay the blonde for sex
    Say the first I would not be
    On her face I cum

  • Luchador
    March 22, 2021 at 8:54 pm

    Ok putos, you homos have summons me, so here I am. Sorry it took so long but I have had a COVID yearlong orgy with Spic Tormentor’s mom and sisters. They all can take this chorizo good.
    Now where were we…..? Oh yeah, fuck these putos too. Would the fake blondie, pero with 3 condones.
    Anywho, I got this date with some hoe que se llama Jules. Found her on “dusty clams needs chorizo” dot com. Perra better have cooked me dinner, bjlut she said something about roast beef and some stupid pie some guy name Shappard made, better go with Jalapeños, and that better be real roast beef.

  • What do we have here?
    March 22, 2021 at 8:32 pm

    Self tormenting spics?

  • Spicpigs
    March 22, 2021 at 8:25 pm

    Make them and the other 4.4 million instant citizens!
    Switzerland or heroin is looking better and better.

  • Go reread all of Liawatha's posts using the Elizabeth Warren accent in your head
    March 22, 2021 at 8:14 pm

    Liawatha’s continued and unrelenting troll of Elizabeth “Queen Clam” Warren deserves a slow golf clap. Gets better with each post. Bravo, my man.

    • “Says” Liawatha
      March 22, 2021 at 8:55 pm

  • Can’t think of anything clever
    March 22, 2021 at 8:14 pm

    That’s 11?!?!?!!? Jesus Christ. My 10 year old son must be an infant in Lowell years.

    • Lynne Bates
      Lynne
      March 22, 2021 at 9:34 pm

      NO KIDDING! I’ve never seen 11 year olds that look like that…must be the water?

    • Eleventeen
      March 23, 2021 at 12:29 pm

      Right? I have an 11 year old and he would be horrified by the video let alone if this ever happened to him in real life hahaha must make him a “pussy” (eye fucking roll) nah, makes him not trash.

  • Ms. Maxwell
    March 22, 2021 at 7:46 pm

    I teach, BEYOND THE BINARY: GENDER IN LIT (do not laugh) in Wellesley. Mr turtleboy, you are using the wrong pronouns.
    Make a mistake again and I be playing jumbrope with your intestines Mother Fucker.

  • Sarah Matloff, Assistant Principal @ Swellesly high
    March 22, 2021 at 7:32 pm

    I didn’t know colored folk could be so violent, I’m so glad I teach in a exclusive Swellesly school.
    Follow us on Twitter
    twitter.com/WellesleyDEI

  • Naked and Afraid
    March 22, 2021 at 7:07 pm

    Will the army ants move in and kill the crabs or just set up a DMZ and exchange hostages over the labia bridge?

  • Charles Winchester III
    March 22, 2021 at 6:44 pm

    Poor people problems. Third world stooges. These low lifers are so beneath me. But I do find it fascinating that they are willing to ruin their best Walmart sweats while beating on each other.
    Tah tah now.

    • Yeah, but....
      March 22, 2021 at 8:22 pm

      You got hooked on amphetamines due to long shifts on surgery duty, and Radar was going to kick your ass for drugging his mouse – what a monster!

  • Sir Jinx
    March 22, 2021 at 6:41 pm

    I would bang both those broads, but I would definitely use two rubbers and not tell anyone. Would probably get an AIDS test a few weeks later too.

    And I would definitely wipe my dick and nuts with the beaner’s flag brimmed hat.

  • Liawatha
    March 22, 2021 at 6:31 pm

    They are a very spirited people! Though their culture may differ from ours, we are blessed to have them and along with President Biden, we will be welcoming millions more!

  • 3rd Reich could've prevented the 3rd world
    March 22, 2021 at 6:30 pm

    Build a wall? Too late! Like, 80 years too late. What if Adolf wasn’t so insane? Things could’ve been great around here, over there, all over the world. A thousand years Reich!

    • Erwin Rommel
      March 22, 2021 at 8:01 pm

      Jawohl, mein Führer!

      • Get a room you two bath house homos
        March 22, 2021 at 8:26 pm

        Or just go over to Jewmerica’s house, he lives in his mother’s basement, but be careful and don’t wake up Big Stein!

      • Wagner had it right
        March 22, 2021 at 8:28 pm

        Traitor!

        • Get a room you two bath house homos
          March 22, 2021 at 8:31 pm

          Closeted soap-dropper!

  • Tuukka Rask
    March 22, 2021 at 6:20 pm

    I prefer stories of spring break negroes running amok in Miami.But regardless this was a feel good Monday story.

    • Liawatha
      March 22, 2021 at 6:42 pm

      They are Spring Break party goers! Race has nothing to do with it! This riotous super spreader event falls squarely on the shoulders of the greed fueled Republican Governor Ron DeSantis! Let there be no more talk of a presidential run in 2024! Not after this! My God!

  • Tormentor 2021
    March 22, 2021 at 6:12 pm

    ST…..This one is right up your alley……

  • Hey Unc
    March 22, 2021 at 6:11 pm

    You know else who has Google trophies for destruction of property?

    • Who?
      March 22, 2021 at 8:26 pm

      Your mom?

  • Hoosier daddy
    March 22, 2021 at 6:08 pm

    The mom should audition for Back Room Casting Couch. Ok Jennifer, now bend over and spread your cheeks.

    • Dr Charmie Curry, Director of Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion at Wellesley Schools
      March 22, 2021 at 7:18 pm

      I used to love the casting couch.
      I was actually in a episode.
      I didn’t do so well
      My ass was so big, the white guy couldn’t penalized my butt.

  • whatevuh
    whatevuh
    March 22, 2021 at 6:07 pm

    And they wonder why we all hate them?

    Build that wall!

  • Schniz and Starfish
    March 22, 2021 at 6:07 pm

    Flat Brimmed Chi Town Sport Ball Caps of course.

  • observer
    March 22, 2021 at 5:27 pm

    As a follow up to Turtleboy previous post.
    All these people, Kids and adults should be given accommodation in Wellesley
    Wellesley does love diversity, right?

  • And Then One Day, For No Reason At All They Elected Adolf Hitler
    March 22, 2021 at 5:25 pm

    It’s in the title

    • We get it already
      March 22, 2021 at 9:07 pm

      You liked being blasted up the ass by men with toothbrush moustaches, but this is the wrong site.

  • LA RAZA
    March 22, 2021 at 5:22 pm

    Fucking garbage lowlife spics. What a drain on society.
    CLOSE THE BOARDER PERMANENTLY.
    We do not need a couple million more to pollute our cities

    • Chris Tranos
      March 22, 2021 at 6:20 pm

      it’s” border” you stupid cocksucker

      • Boarder
        March 23, 2021 at 5:53 pm

        Thanks Chris
        Sorry to pull you away from sucking spic dick
        Oh ok , your mother was filling in for you

    • Boston Irish
      March 22, 2021 at 6:33 pm

      Too late for that, 10,000 already crossed

      • Too Late!
        March 23, 2021 at 12:38 am

        They’re all coming to “sanctuary” states and cities like Lowell or a town near you. Hope you’re prepared.

  • Ghost of Jack Kerouac
    March 22, 2021 at 5:19 pm

    This is what the democratic policies of handouts leads to in the end. Generation after generation of ignorant dirt balls that seem to degenerate more with each new breed. When people have to work provide for themselves, they don’t have time to roll around in the streets acting like a pack of Chicago chimps.
    Solution is simple: Cut off the handouts. They will either be forced to 1) get a job and have no time for street champion’ or 2) they will starve and freeze to death. Either way, I’m good with the outcome.

  • Judge dread
    March 22, 2021 at 5:01 pm

    What a bunch of scumbags. I would call them scumdogs but I do not wanna shame Gawr with that term.

  • Jew karma
    March 22, 2021 at 5:01 pm

    They remind me of chesna and his terrorist crew.

    • Nah....
      March 22, 2021 at 8:28 pm

      …they remind me of your mom in that interracial gang bang video!

      Holy Moses what a whore your mom is!

  • Mud duck
    March 22, 2021 at 4:59 pm

    Fucking disgrace. Those 2 girls will be knocked up by 15

  • Yo Quiero Taco Bell
    March 22, 2021 at 4:57 pm

    This is the stuff TB does best! Great job showing these massive drains on society. We paid for those kids to fight. Fuckin assholes!

  • Typical WetBack
    March 22, 2021 at 4:56 pm

    Its dey culture and joe biden floodin da border wit it. Now go work 3 jobs whitey and pay me my $1400 plus $1400 each fo my 5 bastard children

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