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Meatball Morales And Munchkin Martinez Get Beat Up At Six Flags Trying To Jump A Dude Who They Thought Cut Them In Line At Dippin Dots


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24 Comment(s)
  • Dave Lind
    August 30, 2021 at 2:07 pm

    Was it Hepatitis C day at Six Flags. Show you are positive and you get in free?

  • mcg
    August 30, 2021 at 10:14 am

    No wonder he mad!

  • FukBLMandSpics
    August 29, 2021 at 12:17 am

    Many years ago (50 plus years) when I was younger Riverside Park now known as Six Flags was all white people and was a absolutely beautiful place where families could go without any fear of crime and garbage everywhere you now go in the park it was spotless people respected the park and have an enjoyable time. Now it is over run by monkeys and spics that are dirty and stink throw their garbage where they stand, like birds shit wherever they land. These people are disgusting animals populating at tremendous numbers daily. Don’t see many white people at this any longer. They are fucking animals, period. This country is in serious, very serious trouble.

    • Paragon Park
      August 29, 2021 at 6:13 pm

      Back in the day, when I was all of 19, me and my friends sparked some weed we had just picked up before going into Paragon Park one night. Powerful shit, I was so HIGH my socks were going up and down!

      Anyway, this was in the waning days of Nantasket Beach as I knew it, the owner sold the amusement park soon after, and it is now condos.

      But let me tell you, that joint had me tripping fucking balls!

  • Old Man
    August 28, 2021 at 9:20 pm

    Around 60 yrs ago they basically lived on one street in my city. I had some Puerto Rican friends whose family moved into my neighborhood directly from the island. My friends would go out with us. And when my mom would introduce them to people we visited . They always asked my mom to introduce them as Spanish not Puerto Rican.
    They were embarrassed by the Puerto Rican’s behavior way back then.
    And as you can see things have not improved since then.

    • Child of the 70's
      August 29, 2021 at 6:41 pm

      I remember watching Chico and The Man on Friday nights as a kid. But even though I was young, I was old enough to know that everything they showed in the opening theme was everything I wouldn’t like. But it was filmed clear across the country, so I guess I wasn’t overly concerned.

      Well, now everything looks like the beginning of that show, Freddie Prinze is long gone and the show no longer runs in syndication!

      For you young ‘uns, go on YT and search Chico and The Man, opening.

  • Kamala Harris
    August 28, 2021 at 5:26 pm

    Oh honey…aint they just the cutest little things you ever did see? I gotta get me one of them right away!!!

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    August 28, 2021 at 12:18 pm

    Casual Observation:

    Why on earth would any normal person want to hang out at a place (that apparently) is full of Puertos and Nig Nogs? It’s sort of like an immersive brown person circus, where you walk amongst the animals.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    August 28, 2021 at 10:17 am

    Two truths and a question and answer coming up:

    The islanders didn’t move up here for the cold winters and great weather.
    The islanders didn’t move up here into economically distressed areas for great economic opportunities.

    Q: So why did they move up here?

    A: The liberal welfare system. Freebies.

    There can be no other answer.

    August 28, 2021 at 9:59 am

    They really know how to take something that is supposed to be wholesome family fun and turn it into a violent shit show.
    There can be nothing like Latinx family values.
    LA RAZA!

    August 28, 2021 at 9:12 am

    I didnt realize it was six flags I thought it was spanish carnival until I saw the few fat white people at the end
    Glad to see no matter what color you are you can always bond at 6 flags by swimming in each others piss and filth being fat as fuck and wearing crocs together

    Good on the dude in the red tank top for not taking shit and bitch slapping everyone in his vicinity I wouldn’t necessarily say hes an mma fighter but hes definitely a slapoligist and I can respect that

    From the looks of it dude is brazilian and those dudes dont care if you’re a woman
    Back in their country they kill wahhmen for much less
    Really does not matter if he Brazilian or not he is a true man who believes in equality and I respect that

    Ladies you wanted equal rights now you have got to deal with the equal lefts that come with those rights too

    Good on you red tank top bro good on you

    These broads run around acting like men then pull the bu bu butt muhh vagine card when it’s time to face the consequences but in typical fashion they never want to take accountability for their actions
    It’s always someone else’s fault
    well not today magdalen not today
    Today you fucked around and you found out

    Bunch of simps and wahhmen getting slapped around is always fun to watch

    And everyone knows you dont fuck with a dude who wears red
    Red is the color of anger

  • Buck Breaker
    August 27, 2021 at 11:58 pm

    This is why boons, rag heads and various types of spics should only be allowed in their section 8 basketball cages for recreation

  • Six Flamencos
    August 27, 2021 at 10:58 pm

    At the last go round I suggested to check out the Agawam police call log. And… They recently changed the way they report the 6Flags service calls. The incidents were reported but no names and ages were in the log.
    As if it would make the place less ratchet.

  • Meatball Morales
    August 27, 2021 at 10:44 pm

    All my players in the house that can buy the bar
    And the ballin’-ass ni**as with the candy cars
    If you a pimp and you know you don’t love them hoes
    When you get on the floor, ni**a, throw dem bows

  • Six Flags is trash
    August 27, 2021 at 10:23 pm

    You couldn’t pay me enough to go into the same water as them.

    On a side note, i bet they all drove there in cars with loud aftermarket exhausts.

    • Rapidos
      August 28, 2021 at 8:14 pm

      Yeah and lots of hit and runs.
      Because they can’t drive below 60 mph through parking lots.
      And they they have no license or insurance.
      Check the police reports

  • Walter "tse fly sized" Bird
    August 27, 2021 at 10:20 pm

    Six Flags needs to stop selling season passes. And the bus company needs to stop the routes from the ghettos.

  • Strom Thurmond's Force Ghost
    August 27, 2021 at 10:07 pm

    Goddamn islanders, man. Absolute deadweight. You would never know their ancestors were hard workers, even if you went back 10,000 years. If they didn’t worm their way in here, they’d still be sleeping under sombreros next to their lazy donkeys back on the island.

  • Maggie Hassan's Retardrd Child
    August 27, 2021 at 10:05 pm

    Six Flags New England is the Chuck E. Cheese of amusement psrks where hoodbooger brawls and chimpouts are the norm.

    • fleecing the fleecers
      August 28, 2021 at 11:50 am

      And a large cheese pizza costs $30.00.

      Put enough lights and noise makers on anything and gold rim window tint crowd will buy it.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    August 27, 2021 at 10:03 pm

    What a wonderfully diverse assemblage of folk! The lower classes are indeed part of the rich tapestry of our society. I’m glad they could use their EBT cards to go to the amusement park and blow off a little steam. God bless them.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    August 27, 2021 at 9:52 pm

    They definitely not sending us their best.

  • vermin
    August 27, 2021 at 9:48 pm

    LatinX family values

  • No Snitchin'
    August 27, 2021 at 9:42 pm

    These types all hate “snitchin”, hate cops, and hate white pee poe…. but anytime they get their ass beat, as soon as the cops or security show up they are all quick to whine and cry to them and point out who beat their ass.

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