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Worcester Meat Wallet Mom Who Hosted Teen Lingerie Party Forces 13 Year Old Crotch Fruit To Kick The Shit Out Of Another Child While She Films And Posts On Facebook 


Who remembers this All-Star Worcester mother?

Her name is Lorelane Laboy, AKA La Colora, and she became TB famous back in 2017 when she hosted a lingerie and booze party at a cheap motel for her ratchet teenage daughter who she often forces to fight other kids, and sometimes even jumps into them and fights 15 year olds herself.

She then showed up on our Facebook page to bask in her newfound Turtleboy fame.

She is the complete ratchet package, as are her crotch fruits. Truly a legend.

Still one of the all time great comments from the old Facebook page.

Remember when comments used to get hundreds of likes back when Facebook was fun? Good times.

Anyway, she’s back to her old tricks apparently, because last week she posted a video on Facebook (the video has since been pulled down by Facebook but we’ve got it here) of her encouraging her 13 year old daughter to fight another girl.

“Ain’t nobody gonna jump in.”

Absolute fucking trash. No other way to put it. This woman is raising two girls to grow up to be exactly like she is – a walking jizz receptacle.

And yes, those are pot leggings. The older daughter is probably 17 or 18 now, so she’s a complete lost cause.

I assume she’s already reproduced, but if she hasn’t it’s not for lack of trying.

It’s probably too late for the 13 year old too, based on these hyper sexualized pictures the girl has been posting on Facebook.

When she posted the video she wrote “now she won’t call my daughter a pussy no more lmfao Yes Naku Yess.”

Because it’s completely normal for a mother’s primary concern to be not allowing other 13 year old crotch fruits to call her crotch fruit a pussy. FACKS!!

After she orchestrated a beating of a child which she filmed and put on Facebook she celebrated with her daughters over some Henny daiquiris.

And of course her week wouldn’t be complete without posting about her pit bull (of course there’s a pit bull involved) and her court date on Tuesday.

As much as I despise everything this filthy, disgusting slampiglet stands for, I’d still welcome her on the live show this weekend so she can share her side of the story.


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47 Comment(s)
  • willie
    November 3, 2019 at 10:21 am

    I opened this post up and the room I was sitting in filled with the smell of fish. Hummm!

  • #nottodaysatan
    November 2, 2019 at 11:22 am

    Nothing cringier than getting a text at work that your family member has ended up on Turtleboy….again. I’m a turtle rider so trust me I know these blogs about her & the gene pool of that family are required – I’m just surprised they didn’t happen sooner. The past decade have been non stop family gossip.

    Just gonna clarify – the two daughters of hers posted are the oldest two. The red hair is the middle child. She’s probably 17-18 at this point and not the one in the video fighting she’s just finally don’t running from dcf since she’s an ‘adult’. In the video is actually her youngest daughter who is 13 – y’all just don’t have her picture attached.

    PS – not everyone genetically linked to this Hot mess are ratchets . We’re actually pretty normal people who grow increasingly embarrassed at the familial connection. We just don’t acknowledge them anymore at this point.

  • Camel Shagger
    November 1, 2019 at 3:30 pm

    I fear for this country. These people are like cockroaches.

  • ncfoothillbilly
    November 1, 2019 at 2:12 pm

    She meant to say she was the cholera but wasnt sure how it was spelled.

  • Russmo
    November 1, 2019 at 1:59 pm

    She looks like a spic

  • Melissa
    November 1, 2019 at 1:17 pm

    I find it HORRIFYING that you would refer to a 13 year old girl as a crotch fruit. Regardless of the situation….SHE IS 13 years old. FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT TURTLEBOY

    • Melissa's Mom
      November 3, 2019 at 1:29 am

      Go suck a dick you fucking sausage wallet.

  • Fall River for president
    November 1, 2019 at 12:59 pm

    She record that fight on a fucking Nintendo 64? Sell ur EBT card and go get a phone from metro. One with decent Camera/video quality. Ugly ass hog.

  • The Common Man
    November 1, 2019 at 12:13 pm

    The “crotch fruit” line is played out, Soooo played out.

  • WeRFucked
    November 1, 2019 at 10:00 am

    The daughter is 13? Yet she has tats?

    How the fuq?

    I give up.

  • Chester the Fupa Molester
    November 1, 2019 at 5:58 am

    How the fuck does an ass that’s that fat manage to look square in every picture? It’s like she was created in Minecraft Fat Busted Hoe Edition.

  • Silencio Dogood
    November 1, 2019 at 2:32 am

    i don’t think that net will hold, the Colora of that outsized beef rainbow is off (take note of the “Hello Kitty” attire of huffers), the English language regurgitated to be chewed again by that monstrosity. she hurts my sensibilities.

  • Judge dread
    October 31, 2019 at 11:08 pm

    I was gonna comment on this junk nugget but I was like fuck it. I just watched cannibal holocaust and event horizon. I’m going to to bed. To keep it simple

    She’s a slug rake and a hooker. That’s all I have to say.

  • Owen Fartstu
    October 31, 2019 at 10:49 pm

    Yuck. She one of those nasty booger eating sluts???

  • Shitshake
    October 31, 2019 at 9:16 pm

    Look at her! Corn thru a straw like burned coal slaw.

    • Boston Redneck
      October 31, 2019 at 9:47 pm

      What the fuck is “coal” slaw?

  • Bo Toxic
    October 31, 2019 at 8:26 pm

    My fucking eyes just fucking threw up. That shit is toxic

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    October 31, 2019 at 6:52 pm

    I remember this pig. Just surprised she isn’t dead yet. Her poor neighbors should complain to City Hall about living next to an illegal pig farm

  • John Blutarsky
    October 31, 2019 at 5:37 pm

    Jesus! And that nasty skank thinks she’s sexy. Doctors use her pictures to deal with “Erections lasting more than four hours.” Guaranteed to make a stiffy go right the fuck away.

  • Goyasaurus
    October 31, 2019 at 5:24 pm

    Worcester, Lawrence, Springfield, different city names, same shit people.

  • Say what
    October 31, 2019 at 4:44 pm

    I don’t understand any of their posts. I need a ratchet translator.

  • Stoney Tony
    October 31, 2019 at 4:44 pm

    Henny and pit bull pictures, all we needed was a flat brim Bulls cap and woulda have been full ratchet.

  • hartf811
    Whats that smell?
    October 31, 2019 at 4:35 pm

    When a whale washed up by our house in Surfside on Nantucket we all grabbed a shovel and buried them before the stink got to unbearable. This one is walking around.

  • randiguy2006
    October 31, 2019 at 4:30 pm

    Was anyone else turned on by the girls fighting?

  • Christopher Lettiere
    October 31, 2019 at 4:03 pm

    The hand noogie queens.

    October 31, 2019 at 4:01 pm


  • Captain Trips
    October 31, 2019 at 3:53 pm

    Hey skipper look at the whale we caught in the net!

    Throw it back Gilligan, looking at that catch, I’d rather stick to coconuts!

  • ElJefe72
    October 31, 2019 at 3:00 pm

    Holy receding hairline, Batman!! (all three of them)

  • Vag Sniffer
    October 31, 2019 at 2:45 pm

    Imagine what her vag smells like on a hot humid summer day

    • Pass
      October 31, 2019 at 7:50 pm

      No thanks

  • JoeMomma
    October 31, 2019 at 2:02 pm

    That’s what it looks like when you shove 200 pounds of shit into a 100 pound bag.

  • Crispy C
    October 31, 2019 at 2:00 pm

    Fuck I’m Newport 100s and Flat brimmed Bulls hat away from a Turtleboy Bingo.

  • Russmo
    October 31, 2019 at 1:58 pm

    Half the neighbor hood has probably sampled the daughters wares along with a couple of aunts and uncles

  • Vinnie Severe
    October 31, 2019 at 1:54 pm

    Any guy that fucks this pig would need to strap a plank to his ass to keep from falling in

    Fucking this fat douchebag would be like throwing a hot dog down a well

  • Vinnie Severe
    October 31, 2019 at 1:51 pm

    I would bet any money that she has sex with the dog in the picture

  • John Galt
    October 31, 2019 at 1:23 pm

    They need to build a wall around Worcester w/guard towers and give everyone inside 5-10 years.

  • Hank from Hilltown
    October 31, 2019 at 1:23 pm

    Her ass looks like the garbage bag of clothes in your trunk that you’re dropping off at the Salvation Army.

  • ncfoothillbilly
    October 31, 2019 at 1:20 pm

    Imagine those poor tuna fishermens surprise finding this nasty tuna caught in their nets as they filled the hold. The worst part was losing the entire trips catch because of her being in the mix. She still wears that net as a badge of honor like shes from the movie Splash or something.
    Now, as to her daughter…calling someone illiterate when you cannot properly spell the word is funny. Send the lot back to PR or the DR or the Dr. (the post natal abortion Dr.).
    Oh yeah, who makes daiquiris with Hennessy and who drinks Jose Cuervo? These cunty twats have less class than a GED recipient.

  • You can feel good about hood
    October 31, 2019 at 1:20 pm

    The cottage cheese hangin outta those fishnets was enough to make me almost lose my lunch. Could we please get a nsfl warning on those types of pics. What. A. Skank.

    October 31, 2019 at 1:10 pm

    100% no way she can afford that many bottles of Hennessey nevermind the fact that they aren’t all empty. Also, that kitchen looks half decent and impossible that this trash bag lives there.

    • bigdaddy
      October 31, 2019 at 2:20 pm

      Why not ? I am going to go out on a limb here and guess she doesn’t pay for it we as in taxpayers are picking up the tab like we do with most ratchets

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    October 31, 2019 at 1:06 pm

    Who wore it better? LOL Awesome. What does it take for a human being to turn into something like this? We all start out equally, naked and crying.

  • Ray Patriarca
    I need bleach for my eyes
    October 31, 2019 at 1:05 pm

    I just threw up in my mouth!
    Jesus H. Fucking Christ !!
    This dirty twat has an ass two axe-handled wide.
    Obviously, she doesn’t own a mirror!
    I wouldn’t hit that with Juan’s dirty dick.

  • Roger
    October 31, 2019 at 12:57 pm

    North Korea should bomb Worcester at this point…Someone needs to press the reset button. If there’s extra, send some love to New Bedford and Fall River too

  • Michael Hunt
    Mike Hunt
    October 31, 2019 at 12:56 pm

    Nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

    • Dr Brule
      October 31, 2019 at 1:05 pm

      We got seven canisters of CN-20. I say we roll them in there and nerve gas the whole fucking nest

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