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Worcester Meat Wallet Mom Buyz Booze For Teen Daughter’s Lingerie Party After Helping Her Jump Rival Teen Ratchets And Engaging In Facebook Beef

Worcester Meat Wallet Mom Buyz Booze For Teen Daughter’s Lingerie Party After Helping Her Jump Rival Teen Ratchets And Engaging In Facebook Beef

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A turtle rider brought these Worcester junior hoodrats to our attention when they were getting into a Facebook beef about who was the victor in a recent battle royale that would determine who was the queen bitch of Canterbury Street:


Not exactly sure what is going on here but it sounds important. VERY important. All I know is these future rocket scientists have put significantly more thought into who is the winner of this street brawl than they have into their summer reading.

It would appear from visual evidence that hoes are indeed mad:


Anyway, the argument went on for a few days, and as one of the posters alleged – someone’s Mom jumped in. Turns out it was Tinee’s mother, who goes by La Colora on the Facebook machine. And La Colora isn’t a regular Mom – she’s a cool Mom:

That’s why 90% of her pictures on Facebook are glorious ghetto booty shots:

When one of Tinee’s enemies alleged that Tinee’s mother was a drug addict, Momma Ratchet jumped in to clear her good name:

Yea, if she does drugs it’s none of your business since you don’t be paying for her drugs!! What gives you the rite??

A normal mother at this time would force her daughters off of social media, and would stay far, far away from this junior hoodrat clusterfuck. Not this yeast crustacean though. She made it very clear that the child she was arguing with did not in fact fuck up her daughter’s face:

I know when Grandma Turtleboy comments on my Facebook page, she often inspires me to write, “WORD TO EVERYTHING.” This is a normal mother-daughter relationship.

Turns out Tinee is quite proud of the fact that the trap queen who spit her out of her stench trench 15 years ago will always have her back in Facebook beefs – unlike other people’s bitchass mothers:

Mad alliterate!! FACKS!!

Then Mom admitted that she “turned 15 again” while watching her daughter fight another child in the street, and thus had no choice but to jump in:

So I’m pretty sure what this poonstachio is trying to communicate is that she brought a knife to the fight (perfectly normal) and if she wanted to stab the 15 year old fighting her daughter she could have (because they’re the “perfect target”), but she refrained from doing so because she’s just mature like that. Gotcha.

Momma Ratchet was only getting warmed up though. Once these teenagers started calling her a crackhead she got quite defensive, because obviously her honor, integrity, and reputation in the community is second to none. So she did what any loving mother would do in this situation – make fun of the child for having a dead mother and threaten other relatives of hers:

She’s the Worcester version of June Cleaver.

Shockingly she doesn’t like the Worcester Police and wants them all to die. That’s why when her daughter was arrested on April 5 she documented it on Facebook, and pulled a “free my boi” with Tinee:

On dawgs!!

So what happened Momma Ratchet?

They took her daughter “again.” Because, of course “again.” Luckily she got some great advice from Yoly Soto. Clearly this was not the fault of bad parenting or an out of control teenager. It’s the fault of snitches and/or haters. Duh.

But wait, it gets better. Last week Tinee (a 16 year old girl) announced that she was hosting a lingerie party in a hotel room:

No dicks or drama allowed!

But there’s only one problem – kids this young can’t buy booze, and they can’t rent hotel rooms. Luckily that’s where Momma Ratchet comes in……

in all her glory:

Oh yea, this is a perfectly standard child rearing technique. What child hasn’t had a lingerie party with copious amounts of Svedka and Hennessy with their mother and collection of teen mom friends in a Worcester hotel room?

Momma Ratchet had a long list of ogglers, announcing their intentions to toss their yogurt slingers deep within her suction 8 meat wallet:

The scary part about these people is they reproduce faster than the rest of us. Like, twice as fast. La Colora is only 32 years old, which means any day now she’ll be a grandmother. And there’s a 99.9% chance she collects welfare and we finance this productive lifestyle. Somehow she is allowed to raise children, which to her means getting drunk with them, jumping into their fights, and yelling “free my boi” every time their kid is arrested. And when these students fail English class next year, their teachers will be the ones who are blamed. Because I’m sure La Colora makes sure they always do their homework and study for tests.

Anyway, the turtle rider who sent us this never told us La Colora’s real name. If you know it we’d love to have it. Bet you anything the courthouse records will come up on page one once we Google this lovely crotch maggot.


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23 Comment(s)
  • Rockdeez
    November 1, 2019 at 2:12 am

    What a fucking gross human being. She looks 60 and shes fat. Wtf is wrong with people? Can’t wait till she gets a hot shot

  • David
    July 18, 2017 at 5:34 am

    Contributinimg to the delinquency of a minor, assault on a minor, neglect , providing alcohol to underage kids. Isn’t that enough to lock this smut up

  • Steven Stover
    July 18, 2017 at 4:21 am

    This is what the modern plantation aka The Great Society that the Democrats invented has reduced this country to. It will never recover. What assholes those democrats are for wrecking my country just to have these welfare brats sucking off the tit just to keep themselves in power.

  • cottage cheese and rolls
    July 17, 2017 at 10:14 pm

    Looking at the matriarch’s photos, I think this calls for some old school “Yo mama’s so fat…” jokes.

  • Wabbitt
    July 17, 2017 at 4:03 pm

    That guy saying she has a nice body is either the thirstiest man alive or has absolutely no standards.

    Or both. Probably both.

  • FatFingr Lou
    July 17, 2017 at 3:44 pm

    It looks like Maximus netted the beast, but it escaped before the thumbs down and dispatch with the trident.

  • JoeMomma
    July 17, 2017 at 3:31 pm

    That’s what stuffing 20 pounds of shit in a 10 pound bag looks like…..

  • Crystal
    July 17, 2017 at 3:16 pm

    Pretty sure I’ve witnessed this woman get hit in the face with a baseball bat before

  • Daisy
    July 17, 2017 at 3:07 pm

    I think after reading all that, my brain cells have been fried and I lost some IQ points. What a trashy cunt. Those two will be popping out kids soon and starting a toddler fight club. They all need to be strelized asap!!! Including the snatch cunt who birthed that trash into our city.

  • Noseface
    July 17, 2017 at 3:03 pm

    Can we take the country back pretty soon? I have reached my breaking point. Time for a race war. Who’s with me?

  • Concerned parent.
    July 17, 2017 at 3:03 pm

    Wow she needs to get her kids taken from her like asap she is a wreckless C*** someone please file a 51A on this broad bad parenting and willing to stab a 15 year old how classy.

  • The Vorlon
    The Vorlon
    July 17, 2017 at 3:02 pm

    Eye bleach, I need lots and lots of eye bleach.

    I don’t practice Rishathra.

  • Sal
    July 17, 2017 at 2:28 pm

    I wonder how she chose cholera over other nice names like malaria and dysentery

    • Wabbitt
      July 17, 2017 at 4:05 pm

      Chlamydia would have been too obvious, I guess.

  • Barry
    July 17, 2017 at 2:20 pm

    It’s refreshing to see parents not only involved with the lives of their children but also encouraging entrepreneurship.

  • Irishcurse
    July 17, 2017 at 1:50 pm

    Rubbing sand in my eyes isnt helping. How can I unsee that? You need to make the photos clickable to see that way we choose to be visually assaulted or not.

  • Travis
    July 17, 2017 at 1:44 pm

    I don’t have the patience to read those FB posts.

    • Not ESL
      July 17, 2017 at 3:07 pm

      I think I have too much high school education to read them. Maybe someone should help translate them to standard English or better yet the Queen’s English!

      • Wabbitt
        July 17, 2017 at 4:04 pm

        I only made it through about half before my higher brain functions started shutting down.

      • They call me Ponch
        July 17, 2017 at 9:16 pm

        Ratchet could be the new encrypted indigenous language we could use in WWIII.
        Worcester’s WindTalkers

  • KimberlyS
    July 17, 2017 at 1:37 pm

    I haven’t even read the article yet. I needed to jump down here and say that those photos might be the most disturbing I’ve ever seen. Yikes!

    Back to the story . . .

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