Lingerie Party Mom Who Fights Her Kid’s Enemies Is Named Lorelane Laboy And She’s Been Arrested A Billion Times And Still Has Custody Of Her Kids
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Earlier today we blogged about this hambeast Worcester Mom who bought booze for her 16 year old daughter’s hotel room lingerie party, a week after getting into a fight with several of her daughter’s Canterbury Street enemies:
How ironic that she’d choose to wear fishnet lingerie. Especially since she more than likely has an overpowering stench of talapia scented body spray on at all times.
Anyway, took about five minutes for turtle riders to let us know La Colora’s real name – Lorelane Laboy. And just as predicted her Google resume shows that she was a really dedicated and loving mother up until this one incident.
Just kidding, she might as well pitch a tent in the Worcester Courthouse:
Assault and batter, driving an uninsured vehicle, larceny, driving with a suspended registration, and trespassing. That’s a hoodrat Bingo if I’ve seen one!!
Her alternative Facebook page is Lolen Laboy, where she glamorizes life on beautiful Canterbury Street:
It’s not easy to make life on Canterbury Street look anything but miserable, but she sure did try.
Anyway, how does a grundle mollusk like this have custody of her children? That’s what I wanna know. She’s been arrested five million times before. She buys her kids booze and gets dressed up in lingerie for hotel parties. She fights the kids her children fight, and then talks shit to them in hoodbonics on Facebook. And she’s OBVIOUSLY on government assistance, because God forbid a trashbag like this actually get a fucking job. That’s what really pisses me off – we pay for this shit. That’s my tequila. And all these people do is violate our laws, raise another generation of gutterslugs, and expect the rest of us to finance the mess they call life. Meanwhile we have to listen to politicians like Jim McGovern tell us that under no circumstances can we ever cut benefits for such upstanding citiznes like Lorelane Laboy.
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