Lingerie Ratchet Mom Came To The The Turtleboy Facebook Page To Defend Her Honor
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Yesterday we wrote about Lorelane Laboy, the All-Star Worcester mother who fights her children’s mortal enemies, buys them booze, rents them hotel rooms, and throws them linger parties.
Well, she has read the blog and she’s actually quite embarrassed. She messaged us politely and told us that it was terribly inappropriate, acknowledged that she learned her lesson, and asked us to take it down.
LOL. Just kidding!
Her and her daughter and their ratchet friends have made their way to the Turtleboy Facebook page:
The best pat is how she doesn’t deny that she raised children who throw rocks at cars. She’s basically admitting that she was a shitty parent who never really raised her kids, but it’s everyone else’s fault for judging her. Because only God can judge yo!!
She evidently is enjoying the newfound fame:
Uhoh!! LaBish Arroyo is “handing that shit.” And with a name like LaBish, you know she’t not fucking around. On dawgs!!
Then the rest of the hoodrat patrol showed up to defend their honor:
The La Colora started finding other pages the blog was posted on and pretty much declared war on any one of her “fans” who dared to talk shit about her parenting methods:
And she’s in charge of raising other human beings!!
Comment of the century goes to Pam Martin btw:
Anyway, it sucks for this 16 year old girl that she’s basically gonna end up becoming her Mom. She literally has no chance in life, and it’s far too late to save her. But at the same time, it must be fun at times to know that there are literally no rules. You can do whatever you want as a kid and no matter what your Mom will not only have your back, she’ll go hambeast on anyone who calls you out on your shitty behavior. Oh, and if you get in an actual fight she’s got your back too. Pretty sweet deal, until you figure out that you’re scarred for life and giving knobjobs on the Canterbury Street railroad tracks for crack money.
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