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Lingerie Ratchet Mom Came To The The Turtleboy Facebook Page To Defend Her Honor

Lingerie Ratchet Mom Came To The The Turtleboy Facebook Page To Defend Her Honor


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Yesterday we wrote about Lorelane Laboy, the All-Star Worcester mother who fights her children’s mortal enemies, buys them booze, rents them hotel rooms, and throws them linger parties.

Well, she has read the blog and she’s actually quite embarrassed. She messaged us politely and told us that it was terribly inappropriate, acknowledged that she learned her lesson, and asked us to take it down.

LOL. Just kidding!

Her and her daughter and their ratchet friends have made their way to the Turtleboy Facebook page:

The best pat is how she doesn’t deny that she raised children who throw rocks at cars. She’s basically admitting that she was a shitty parent who never really raised her kids, but it’s everyone else’s fault for judging her. Because only God can judge yo!!

She evidently is enjoying the newfound fame:

Uhoh!! LaBish Arroyo is “handing that shit.” And with a name like LaBish, you know she’t not fucking around. On dawgs!!

Then the rest of the hoodrat patrol showed up to defend their honor:


The La Colora started finding other pages the blog was posted on and pretty much declared war on any one of her “fans” who dared to talk shit about her parenting methods:

And she’s in charge of raising other human beings!!

Comment of the century goes to Pam Martin btw:

Anyway, it sucks for this 16 year old girl that she’s basically gonna end up becoming her Mom. She literally has no chance in life, and it’s far too late to save her. But at the same time, it must be fun at times to know that there are literally no rules. You can do whatever you want as a kid and no matter what your Mom will not only have your back, she’ll go hambeast on anyone who calls you out on your shitty behavior. Oh, and if you get in an actual fight she’s got your back too. Pretty sweet deal, until you figure out that you’re scarred for life and giving knobjobs on the Canterbury Street railroad tracks for crack money.


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18 Comment(s)
  • johnnyb
    July 19, 2017 at 11:03 pm

    “Most of her ass is covered”…I fell off my chair and grabbed a beer and was still laughing as the foam settled…You couldn’t cover that ass with the sails from the Nina,Pinta and Santa Maria!!

  • Bertha Von Nation
    July 19, 2017 at 10:08 am

    I had a baby when I was 15. It was a hard time. However, I never took government handouts. My kids watched us work for a living. That kid I had when I was 15… she’s a successful microbiologist. Welfare is killing society.

    • Another teen mom
      July 19, 2017 at 11:58 am

      I got pregnant at 17 myself and was determined not to be like this woman. I worked hard, never got welfare, got a college degree, owned my first home at 20, my second at 23. The one I had at 17 graduated high school a year early and went to nursing school.
      Not all teenage mothers are bad, and not all of their kids turn out bad, but I think we are the exception and not the rule. The majority of the people I went to high school with who had kids young, even younger than I did, were grandparents in their early 30s, sometimes multiple times. A few years ago someone I knew from school died at 32 and in his obit it listed 4 grandchildren he had already, 4 grandchildren but no job or career he ever had in his life.

  • ClamBo2000++
    July 19, 2017 at 8:42 am

    Yes, it’s true. IBM is hiring. Now for fun, go back and read “La Colora” talking about “dusty ass niggas cummin” and think real hard about who IBM probably won’t be extending an offer of employment to. I said think hard… for about 0 seconds.

  • Mediocrity
    July 19, 2017 at 5:35 am

    Need Google translate for ghetto speak.

  • Base16
    July 19, 2017 at 2:05 am

    She doesn’t know what a hexadecimal number is, yet she can certainly tell you how to vote.

    • Burgling turts
      July 19, 2017 at 8:15 am

      Really? I always thought AF meant 175 in ratchet speak, who knew.

  • Cottage Cheese and Rolls
    July 18, 2017 at 10:17 pm

    Cristal Alexsandra Perez, Linn Ortiz, Rodnany Rod – Thank you for giving me a glimmer of hope and speaking out against this ratchetness !

  • gfldgadfly
    July 18, 2017 at 9:49 pm

    Those aren’t fishnets. They’re cargo nets. Some bulk freighter out of NB is wondering how they’re gonna offload a full hold of pineapples without them.

  • Renee's Chin Drippings
    July 18, 2017 at 8:16 pm

    OMFG that “who wore it better posting” made me spit pepsi all over my screen I laughed so hard.

  • Chip Striker
    July 18, 2017 at 5:31 pm

    Look how they talk. Everything they say is fuck, bitch, shit mixed in among thug talk…This is why your lives do not matter and why society views you know better than the filthy animals you are. You ruin everything that you touch, and we wish you would just return to the shithole of a country you came from.

    “For real for real”

    Get out of my country you uneducated animal and take your EBT sliding, thug wannabe boyfriend with you.


    White America

    • Bernie Sanders
      July 18, 2017 at 8:53 pm

      No, no, no! I need all my supporters here to vote for me multiple times! The UNITE Here and Teamster buses would have no one to shuttle from polling place to polling place so they could keep me and my Democrat friends in power. You wouldn’t want those filthy liars, the Republicans, fairly elected would you? That’s racist, misogynistic, homophobic and plain wrong. I woke yesterday from my nap to find that I pooped my pants. The stain looked like a ’72 Ford Pinto. I think there are exrtraterrestrials living under my cereal bowl.

      • Joel Cohen
        July 19, 2017 at 8:03 am

        I’m amazed that people support this senile Commie who’s only intention is to turn a freedom loving America into a Marxist hell hole. Then again more people voted for the cackling hag than those did for our current President. We do have a truly stupid population. Thanks Public Education.

    • on it's back
      July 22, 2017 at 11:42 am

      Could not have said it better!

  • The Executioner
    July 18, 2017 at 5:10 pm

    Pam Martin…awesome pic of the HamBeast…lol. Priceless. I think I hear her snorting up Canterbury Street.

  • Elle
    July 18, 2017 at 4:26 pm

    Like mother like daughter! Trashy bitches.

  • They call me Ponch
    July 18, 2017 at 4:22 pm

    Direct her to the help desk.

    They have a form you can fill out to get the post taken down.

    • Sonny's Mom
      July 18, 2017 at 9:49 pm

      Human trafficking on Facebook is definitely a serious problem, and more common than most people realize. But Facebook’s “monitors” pretty much ignore it unless reported the way Ponch is suggesting.

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