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Creampuffalo Declares Jihad On Lawrence Takeout Restaurant And Learns A Hard Lesson About Women’s Equality


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39 Comment(s)
  • Nosferatu
    September 15, 2021 at 9:14 pm

    Ah yes…reason and action in motion. Enjoy the show folks!!

  • Irma Kindatired
    September 14, 2021 at 5:06 pm

    If Joe Biden really gave a rat’s one about protecting the health of all Americans, he’d be signing into law a tax-credit so the obese can eat water and air at Weight Watchers.
    She’s got no business even being near fast-foot because she doesn’t Need ANY more food. But you livs – that’s OK right? Her body her choice? After she keels over and needs a month on the Cardiac Surgery floor, you think she’s got the $273,000.00 to cover the hospital bill?

  • Bob Murchison
    September 13, 2021 at 12:39 pm

    Please don’t assume the aggressor here is a woman. We do not know preferred pronouns of the person who got knocked out. That is patriarchal bias and gender assuming, which is a micro aggression. Please remove the post or I will go after all of your advertisers. Let’s continue to make the world a better place.

  • Ben DiBanana
    September 13, 2021 at 9:06 am

    Reminds me of the time by big sister still thought she was tougher than me which was her first mistake. Her second mistake was taking a swing and missing.

  • dale woodman
    September 13, 2021 at 1:52 am

    Jesus H Christ!

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    September 13, 2021 at 12:43 am

    Casual Observation:

    This woman’s demise is a subtle symbol of all the Nig Nog and Puertos current plight in America. They are overmatched in every possible way, yet brimming with Hubris of their mouth breathing endeavor.

  • Said Everyone
    September 12, 2021 at 5:56 pm

    She deserved that

  • Man of Few Words
    September 12, 2021 at 1:41 pm

    “One Punch” is Employee of the Month!

  • Chow Time At The Zoo
    September 12, 2021 at 1:33 pm

    I used to like that game ‘hungry hungry hippos’ when I was a kid. But she takes it a bit too far.

  • She is clearly gay and confused about her sexual feelings. That is why she is lashing out
    September 12, 2021 at 12:14 pm

    Give her sympathy

  • Buck Breaker
    September 11, 2021 at 2:37 pm

    That’s how you break a buck right there in the slop line for all the other boons to see

  • Ray Patriarca
    Gigi Cistone
    September 11, 2021 at 11:58 am

    She’s so fat, her blood type is Ragu !

    • whatevuh
      Larry the Cable Guy
      September 12, 2021 at 7:50 am

      I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ralph Ciafferetto
    September 11, 2021 at 11:56 am

    She’s so fat, she had a 90 pound mole taken off her ass !

  • Scubascank
    September 11, 2021 at 8:17 am

    Wait till the Taliban oppps meant Afghans start opening shops they’ll stone her then behead her for simply not bowing to them

  • Howid Cosell
    September 11, 2021 at 7:45 am

    I thought this was an episode of “Hogzilla. ” Man I bet that place smelled like ripe bean farts and B/O with a mix of Genny cream ale.

  • Fupatastic
    September 11, 2021 at 7:37 am

    Hippos are among the most aggressive animals on earth.
    People are not fat because they happy.
    Or happy because they are fat.
    They told her she could not pay with food stamps.

  • wun hung low
    September 11, 2021 at 6:23 am

    she so fat

  • Bob
    September 11, 2021 at 12:15 am

    What a wretched, fat cunt. Glad she got knocked out

  • Professor Griff
    September 10, 2021 at 9:42 pm

    Mr. Death is right again. In the 80’s and 90’s, kids who spoke stupid got slapped in the head. You learned respect really quick. Humanity is regressing. No one respects anything anymore. Gay lunatics kiss each other, naked, in front of little kids and no one says anything. Women don’t respect men, think they can boss them around. Men don’t respect themselves, become gay. Every normal person is just waiting for the real purge…

  • I'm not making excuses for reprehensible behavior
    September 10, 2021 at 8:53 pm

    But get enough Fireball into me and I would take her home.

    However, I wouldn’t let her stay the night, evidently breakfast the next morning could be an issue!

    September 10, 2021 at 8:34 pm

    I love it hahaha

    Equal rights come with equal lefts too sometimes ladies and lard asses

    Now I do not advocate or condone Men just beating the cunt out of wahhmen and I especially feel the same about woman

    However if you put your hands on a man it’s fair game for both wahhmen and women

    That fat bitch got rocked hahahahaha

    I wonder if the richter scale picked up on any seismic activity that night

  • Alexander Rich-Shea
    Alexander Rich-Shea
    September 10, 2021 at 8:07 pm

    More and more all of these public freakout videos just look like “sad piece of shit has trauma reaction in public that probably replicates their child abuse”

    Sometimes it seems like we’re all just looking for a daddy to beat the tantrum out of us.

  • whatevuh
    September 10, 2021 at 6:44 pm

    And, they wonder why we all hate them?

    • Whatever
      September 10, 2021 at 8:43 pm

      Speak for yourself, assmunch.

      I, for one, love them and the entertainment they provide. Now go put an egg in your shoe and beat it.

      • whatevuh
        September 11, 2021 at 6:21 am

        you should get back to sucking cock and stay out of the adult discussions. I hate smarmy little faggots like you. YOUR MOTHER WAS A GRADE 1 SLUT ALL THROUGH HIGH SCHOOL. If I ever discover who you are I’ll stick pins in your eyeballs

        • Whatever
          September 11, 2021 at 12:52 pm

          Are you mad bro?

  • joey fucknuts
    September 10, 2021 at 6:27 pm

    saw that on leakreality dot com 3 days ago

  • Old Tom Morris
    September 10, 2021 at 5:09 pm

    Down goes Frazier! Down goes Frazier! Down goes Frazier!
    That was AWESOME! I’m going to loop it and watch it all night on the big screen.

  • Massholio
    September 10, 2021 at 5:03 pm

    Hope she crushed her Obama phone. I mean Bush phone. He made his buddy rich buying his phones for welfare hustlers.

  • Boston Irish
    Boston Irish
    September 10, 2021 at 4:50 pm

    Must of ran out of fries

  • Boston Irish
    Boston Irish
    September 10, 2021 at 4:46 pm

    What a disgrace, but it’s everyday life in Lawrence .

  • Fat, Belligerent & Obnoxious…
    September 10, 2021 at 4:28 pm

    …is no way to go through life, Cuntsuelo.

    I like how, when she hits the floor like a sack of wet shit, she brushes the hair off her face before acting like she’s out cold. What a fuckin fraud. “No pesos for you!!!”

  • Death
    September 10, 2021 at 4:25 pm

    She got knocked the fuck out!
    Love it! Someone buy that kid a drink.
    Loved “her arch nemesis gravity”

  • Orion
    September 10, 2021 at 3:27 pm

    Boy did that fat sack of shit overestimate her arm and leg strength when trying to climb that counter. Not to mention that she greatly overestimated her value as a woman.

  • Ricardo Cabeza
    September 10, 2021 at 3:24 pm

    Nobody should hit anybody, but if a woman attacks you, all bets are off. I mean, shit, he’s going to get fired anyway. Might as well get your jolly’s out.

    • Ric
      September 10, 2021 at 5:40 pm

      They should promote him.

    • Death
      September 10, 2021 at 8:12 pm

      That way of thinking is exactly why we’re in this place in the first place. “No one should hit anyone” no, just no. Do you know why police lights are blue? It’s because you equate blue with stop or feel pain. Just like the bright blue flash you see when someone clocks you in your head for being a punk. Today’s punks don’t know what the blue flash is, cuz they get spoken to instead of smacked . So what has it done for us? Zip. People run from cops, disrespect their neighbors. Everyone should get punched in the head each time they cross the line. Make America great again punch a punk in the head

      • Linda
        September 11, 2021 at 11:21 am

        Actually, fun fact, cop lights are blue because blue light is the color that your eyes can see from furthest away. I like your explanation and in reality you are correct that spare the rod spoil the child mentality has doomed this country, but no one is going back to that. So yes, we are screwed. Kids suck and are weak = weak adults.

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