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Mesh Shorts Moses Gives Tony Timberlands The Grundle Reach-a-round During Pittsfield Traffic Dispute Over Potential Mating Rights With Passenger 


Here’s a fun video out of Pittsfield to start your day, featuring two fine citizens who elected to hold up traffic at a green light in order to determine who was the Berkshires biggest hardo.

At least when rathetry like this goes down in the Berkshires you have beautiful scenery in the background to look at. Those hills sure are pleasant to look at when two hillbillies are playing grab ass in traffic on Route 9.

It’s not entirely clear how it began, but Mesh Shorts Moses was giving up at least 30-40 pounds to Tony Timberlands, and was in quite the predicament when the camera started rolling.

But he rebounded quickly, got his arm around Tony Timberland’s male fupa, and then used his head as a battering ram that he drove directly into Tony’s own car.

Not his first rush hour throwdown.

At that point he knew his only move was the Route 9 reach-around.

Just grab some honch and hold on for the ride.

There were several punches thrown, but as usual in these bootleg World Star videos, exactly zero landed.

Then all of a sudden a woman emerged from the passenger seat to see what all the fuss was about.

At this point they had reached the “do something,” point of the fight, in which both parties subtly acknowledge that they’d rather just go on with their day than continue to fight for mating rights with the chick in the passenger seat.

I’m not quite sure how it ended, but the road rage trophy wife got out of her car and appeared to block Tony Timberlands from driving away.

This of course prevented Mesh Shorts Moses from driving away too, unless he was willing to let her Tony Timberlands keep her, which would be an acknowledgement that he lost the mating rights, which seems unlikely.

The real losers here are all the people behind them who were 2 minutes late because two grown ass men had to play grab ass at a green light because they couldn’t put their pride aside during a traffic dispute.



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44 Comment(s)
  • Dementia Joe Biden
    May 28, 2021 at 9:50 am

    Tony Timberlands was just big mad because Mesh Shorts Moses scooped that black streetwalker before he did…

  • Chris
    May 27, 2021 at 9:13 pm

    This might be the best TB article of all time. Passenger definitely has warrants. Lol

  • whatevuh
    May 27, 2021 at 6:02 pm

    Tip to Tony Timberland’: when you’re going to have a fist fight, protect your face and head, not your belly, lift those hands up! Fucking dope.

  • A
    May 27, 2021 at 5:17 pm

    Love to see western mass articles, not nearly enough.. Maybe take a ride out there and broaden you eastern mass audience

  • Crystal Laviolette
    May 27, 2021 at 3:28 pm

    If i was in the car with either of those losers, i woulda slammed into first and left them both in my dust-out of embarrassment. Then they woulda had to make up and ride home together!

  • hartf811
    Black Door
    May 27, 2021 at 3:13 pm

    Not all negro is black.

  • Ricardo Cabeza
    May 27, 2021 at 2:17 pm

    Haha, Lafawnda was in the car!

  • Some things never change
    May 27, 2021 at 2:17 pm

    Back in the 70’s I worked for the Boston & Maine RR in that area, quite a bit. This shit went on back then I find it hysterical it still does! Must be something in the water.

    Anyway, I’ve retired, my old route is now a rail trail, and they are still jumping out of their cars and (sort of) fighting out there!

    May 27, 2021 at 1:58 pm

    The real fucked up thing about this whole situation was the person recording why the fuck are they violently shaking like they’re the one fighting and getting their ball bag grabbed your about 4 cars back with your windows up there is no need for all that shaking persons shaking worse than liz Warren in a debate
    I honestly think shit like this should happen more often
    It will toughen up the youth and make others think before they run their mouth to random people in traffic thinking they are tough from the safety of their cars
    It’s a win for everyone normal ppl get some mid morning laughs and entertainment others learn to keep their bitch mouths shut and the people fighting toughen up a bit blow off some steam and learn a lesson and that lesson is never underestimate other people
    Although I must admit its pretty stupid to get out of your car in traffic you never know if someone has a firearm or another weapon on them and you also dont know if some hoodbooger is gonna take off in your wip and drive it like they stole it
    But hey kudos to those fine fellows for not backing down to one another
    I do love when I see the older dudes throwing down in this fashion there is nothing like seeing a geriatric vs geriatric traffic brawl

    • MGTOW TURTLE (cont.)
      May 27, 2021 at 7:22 pm

      Oh, btw, my pronouns are she/her/waaaahmen

  • Alexander Rich-Shea
    Alexander Rich-Shea
    May 27, 2021 at 1:12 pm

    Wouldn’t fuck either of them. They’re like two wet fish slapping together

  • MC Spammer
    May 27, 2021 at 12:23 pm

    The only thing missing were Phish and Skateboarding Is Not A Crime bumper stickers. Do yourself a favor, stay out of the Berserkshires.

  • Brian’s Song
    May 27, 2021 at 12:17 pm

    I have to agree with Seth Rich. Corporate America and The Elitists want to Destroy the Fabric Of Family. BLM also hates the Unity of Family. It’s the Number #1 Downfall of The African American Community. In the 60’s, 3 out of 10 African Children where Fatherless. Today it’s 8 out of 10. Here’s a cheat sheet. It’s not because Whitey incarcerated them all either. The real hero’s of the World wake up and go to work everyday knowing they have responsibilities to fulfill. No trophies, no accolades, it’s what you do. Cheers to the Hardworking, Taxpaying, contributors to society. It’s better to be a Maker Than a Taker. Cheers

  • Boston Irish
    Boston Irish
    May 27, 2021 at 12:08 pm

    Western Massachusetts. Vis shirt can’t fight

    • E Pubis Scrotum
      May 27, 2021 at 3:33 pm

      Western Ma wouldn’t bother with phony fisticuffs when hot lead is readily available!

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    New World Order Joe
    May 27, 2021 at 12:04 pm

    I want to sniff Tony Timberlands black panties, mmmmmmmm.

  • Seth Rich
    May 27, 2021 at 11:54 am

    Typical nіgger behavior, now spreading to whites.

  • Hu Fartted
    May 27, 2021 at 11:52 am

    If this was LA or Chicago at least 17 rounds would have been fired yet neither of them would have hit one another.

  • cjd602
    May 27, 2021 at 11:04 am

    Route 9 reach around ….


  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    May 27, 2021 at 10:51 am

    If your work attire is a high vis shirt then you did not receive a high school diploma and you have a probation officer.

    • Why does Dizio think he’s better than everyone
      May 27, 2021 at 11:07 am

      C’mon Diz you can’t shame people about where they work when you stock shelves at Target. The red polo and visor isn’t goi g to win you any fashion award. Remember when you were on probation out of Woburn district court for pissing your pants and getting a dui. I do and so does everyone else

      • The Spic Tormentor
        Spic Tormentor
        May 27, 2021 at 11:40 am

        We get it, you’re obsessed with this dizio dude. Just ask him on a date and stop fantasizing about him in the comment section of a random blog.

        • at 16:45 Matt Dizios brother Alex on Cop Audit LMAO. looks like the type that gets pegged at night
          May 27, 2021 at 3:10 pm

          • Linda
            May 27, 2021 at 5:54 pm

            Holy cow will someone get this moron some mental health? I’d say get him a job but there is no job that he can do. Someone please identify this A-hole.
            One of those women should have taken a stapler to his forehead.
            We are surrounded by losers with nothing better to do than waste everyone’s time.

    • Spic Tormentor
      May 27, 2021 at 11:51 am

      If you’re going to pretend to be me, at least be fucking funny. That was pathetic.

      • Nigfag
        May 27, 2021 at 12:02 pm

        You say the same thing every time. Everyone thinks you’re an idiot

    • You're an Idiot
      May 27, 2021 at 12:01 pm

      I wear a high a vis shirt all day and I’m an engineer. We are building a foundation downtown right now and my whole crew wears high vis shirts. Most of them have degrees and even most of our laborers are in school part time. Drug tests all around.

      And wait… Don’t you work at Target? Wearing a red vest? lol cute.

      • Bullshit detector
        May 27, 2021 at 12:15 pm

        “We are building a foundation downtown” = “I live in my mom’s basement”

        • You're an Idiot
          May 27, 2021 at 2:13 pm

          Check my IG @grayp13 I have videos in my story right now of the foundation we are working on.

          Keep stocking those shelves buddy!

          • Southie Guy
            May 27, 2021 at 3:55 pm

            nice shots I work for Aggregate I helped pour that site. and ST works at target don’t even bother arguing with him lmao. he wouldn’t last one hour.

      • The Spic Tormentor
        Spic Tormentor
        May 27, 2021 at 12:18 pm

        Sure you do. Engineers have plenty of time to try and troll strangers all day on a blog that 40 people read.

        I hired a bunch of guats to pour the foundation on my house. Most of them didn’t have teeth let alone degrees. Instead of paying them I just called ICE on the last day and never saw those plantain eating spics again. They did a great job too.

        • Ok ST
          May 27, 2021 at 1:18 pm

          LMAO I guaranteee you have never paid anyone to build you a house hahhaahha. keep dreaming.

          And I literally have, and the people who poured the foundation were actually smart and had GPS equipment and computers and shit lol. The laborers carrying bricks and bags of cement are the spics and guats.

          • Bullshit detector
            May 27, 2021 at 1:49 pm

            You’re so full of it, if you had a basement poured – what the fuck would you need bricks and individual bags of cement for?

            You’re an expert at living in a basement, I will give you that.

          • Whatever you say ST.... Stay mad bro lol.
            May 27, 2021 at 2:04 pm

            Jesus christ you are a fucking idiot lol.

          • Ok ST
            May 27, 2021 at 2:41 pm

            I never said I needed bricks and bags of cement for my foundation. We did need them for the patio, stone wall, and porch though. We also used bags of cement for the light fixtures out front.

            Must be nice living with mommy still huh? lmao.

        • You're an Idiot
          May 27, 2021 at 1:36 pm

          Check my IG @grayp13 I have videos in my story right now of the foundation we are working on.

          Keep stocking those shelves buddy!

        • Be better Diz
          May 27, 2021 at 2:04 pm

          You certainly have never hired someone to pour a foundation. Unless you’re talking about the Metallica dollhouse you have. You live with your parents on Heart St. Shouldn’t shit all over s d shame people when your job is stocking the chips at Target. Be better Diz

          • The DiZ
            May 27, 2021 at 4:15 pm

            Diz posted a facebook live a few months ago and his room looks straight out of a 14 year old boys room from 1995 lol. Everything looked filthy dirty grimy empty cans and food plates all over the place, blow up mattress on the floor, rug had all huge black spots like it was filled with burn marks and stains. Shelves were covered with his old sport trophies and a ton of posters of Metallica and WWF. all the comments were just everyone clowning about all the stupid shit in his room lmao.

      • Crystal Laviolette
        May 27, 2021 at 3:19 pm

        Awesome Giant Tinfoil Antennas! Oh and the building part is kinda cool, too.

    • Randy Ryder
      North of the Border
      May 27, 2021 at 8:19 pm

      (Checks FR gear…checks degree on wall…)

      Bzzzzzzzztttt! Wrong answer, motherfucker!

  • Ankylosing Spondylitis
    May 27, 2021 at 10:16 am

    Thanks for making me laugh till it hurts! This is great stuff!! 🙂 🙂

  • Mesh Shorts Moses???
    May 27, 2021 at 10:15 am

    Now THAT’S funny!!! Especilly coming from a guy who dresses exclusively in cartoon turtle tees and mesh shorts.

  • Monica you’re still the biggest cunt around
    May 27, 2021 at 10:13 am

    Why do I already know this is gonna become something racial.The second I seen Aunt Jemima pop up I knew.

    • WeRFucked
      May 27, 2021 at 10:25 am

      You just made it racial by calling the black woman “Aunt Jemima.”

      Good one bro. She’s a spittin’ image.

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