I’ve been on vacation all week, but I had to take a quick break to blog this glorious series of videos from the Charlestown projects featuring Charlestown Chowder Chompers fighting, hoodrat helicopters, the Charlestown projects junkie coach urging his fighter to gouge out her opponent’s eyeballs, chicks being hit with sticks, the coach smashing a woman over the had with a bottle of booze he’s drinking in broad daylight.
This is what mating season looks like in Charlestown.
New rule – every junkie white chick fight needs to have the play by play done by a black dude with an iPhone.
This guy right here:
I don’t know who that guy is in the video, but I need him on the live show. I’ve never seen a coach so obsessed with eye gouging before.
“Throw the fucking hook. Take her fucking eye out. Take it out. Take it out with your thumb. Take her fucking eyeball out. Kick her in the fucking cunt.”
“Shut the fuck up you fucking junkie losahh”
Freddie Crackroach’s fighter even wore her gouging thong for the occasion too.
That woman right there was trained by Crackroach to do one thing and one thing alone in street fights – take a bitch’s eye out. She effectively used her low center of gravity, along with her gravitational pull, to gain leverage, push her into the car, and go immediately for the eyes.
Obviously this was over something really important, like whose turn it was to provide Diego with oral stimulation in return for discounted crack rock. But it looks like coach wanted White Trashley to take out the Fentalope’s eye balls because eventually the fupa factor would put her at a disadvantage.
Once the Fentalope got ahold of White Trashley’s hair and put her in the hoodrat helicopter it was game over, and Freddie Cockroach knew that.
Didn’t matter to Freddie Cockroach though, because he stayed talking shit.
“Bring anyone down here for me and I will eat them for dinnah”
Love the fact that he’s ripping a butt and drinking out a paper bag, as if Boston Police gives a flying fuck if this man, who clearly has never left the Charlestown projects, drinks openly in public.
This was the most amazing line from the video though.
“You don’t know this white n***er. You don’t know this one”
And despite the fact that literally everyone watching and filming it was black, he got a free pass anyway because….
“He said it the right way dog.”
Ya see, the only white people who can’t say that word are people with something to lose. Like, if you have a job or own Barstool Sports, you can’t sing song lyrics or else they’ll try to ruin you. But if you’re some guy in the projects coaching junkie brawls, well, what the fuck can the cancel mob really do to you that life hasn’t done already?
The video ended with White Trashley enjoying her victory while running her cock kisser, as the scenic sites of the Charlestown projects finest dumpsters provided contrast in the background.
Then Part 2 begins, and this time White Trashley is holding a stick, beating an unidentified third project skag, which leads to Freddie Cockroach running out of the building and smashing White Trashley over the head with whatever was left of his lukewarm Miller High Life.
She thought she had firmly established her control as the baddest white bitch in Charlestown.
But she didn’t see Freddie Cockroach coming.
And again, the commentary was arguably the best part of that video. I could listen to 20 year old black guys narrate white crackhead fights all day, every day, and never get bored with it.
Anyway, that video was awesome but I’d love to know the names of these fine creatures so I could contact them about setting up an interview. Hit me up on Facebook at Clarence Woods Emerson or email [email protected] if you can help me out.
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