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Freddie Crackroach Coaches Charlestown Chowder Chomper In Crackhead Fight, Urges Eyeball Gouging, Calls Himself “White N Word,” Beats Fentalope Over Head With Beer Bottle


I’ve been on vacation all week, but I had to take a quick break to blog this glorious series of videos from the Charlestown projects featuring Charlestown Chowder Chompers fighting, hoodrat helicopters, the Charlestown projects junkie coach urging his fighter to gouge out her opponent’s eyeballs, chicks being hit with sticks, the coach smashing a woman over the had with a bottle of booze he’s drinking in broad daylight.

This is what mating season looks like in Charlestown.

Part 1:

New rule – every junkie white chick fight needs to have the play by play done by a black dude with an iPhone.

This guy right here:

I don’t know who that guy is in the video, but I need him on the live show. I’ve never seen a coach so obsessed with eye gouging before.

“Throw the fucking hook. Take her fucking eye out. Take it out. Take it out with your thumb. Take her fucking eyeball out. Kick her in the fucking cunt.”

“Shut the fuck up you fucking junkie losahh”

Freddie Crackroach’s fighter even wore her gouging thong for the occasion too.

That woman right there was trained by Crackroach to do one thing and one thing alone in street fights – take a bitch’s eye out. She effectively used her low center of gravity, along with her gravitational pull, to gain leverage, push her into the car, and go immediately for the eyes.

Obviously this was over something really important, like whose turn it was to provide Diego with oral stimulation in return for discounted crack rock. But it looks like coach wanted White Trashley to take out the Fentalope’s eye balls because eventually the fupa factor would put her at a disadvantage.

Once the Fentalope got ahold of White Trashley’s hair and put her in the hoodrat helicopter it was game over, and Freddie Cockroach knew that.

Good night.

Didn’t matter to Freddie Cockroach though, because he stayed talking shit.
“Bring anyone down here for me and I will eat them for dinnah”

Love the fact that he’s ripping a butt and drinking out a paper bag, as if Boston Police gives a flying fuck if this man, who clearly has never left the Charlestown projects, drinks openly in public.

This was the most amazing line from the video though.

“You don’t know this white n***er. You don’t know this one”

And despite the fact that literally everyone watching and filming it was black, he got a free pass anyway because….

“He said it the right way dog.”

Ya see, the only white people who can’t say that word are people with something to lose. Like, if you have a job or own Barstool Sports, you can’t sing song lyrics or else they’ll try to ruin you. But if you’re some guy in the projects coaching junkie brawls, well, what the fuck can the cancel mob really do to you that life hasn’t done already?

The video ended with White Trashley enjoying her victory while running her cock kisser, as the scenic sites of the Charlestown projects finest dumpsters provided contrast in the background.


Then Part 2 begins, and this time White Trashley is holding a stick, beating an unidentified third project skag, which leads to Freddie Cockroach running out of the building and smashing White Trashley over the head with whatever was left of his lukewarm Miller High Life.

She thought she had firmly established her control as the baddest white bitch in Charlestown.

But she didn’t see Freddie Cockroach coming.

And again, the commentary was arguably the best part of that video. I could listen to 20 year old black guys narrate white crackhead fights all day, every day, and never get bored with it.

Anyway, that video was awesome but I’d love to know the names of these fine creatures so I could contact them about setting up an interview. Hit me up on Facebook at Clarence Woods Emerson or email turtleboysports@gmail.com if you can help me out.


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55 Comment(s)
  • Jim
    July 15, 2020 at 3:56 pm

    I miss hockey

  • Eddie Markey
    July 13, 2020 at 11:01 am

    If only these people were able to get $2,000 tax free from the government, they could afford that nice house on High Street in Andover and enjoy high tea with the Saltonstalls at the Lanham Club.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    July 13, 2020 at 5:27 am

    That’s what I’m talking about! I love the good old Pig Bitch stories! Two fucking pig bitches surrounded by jungle savages. That’s life at it’s best right there. I’m sure they all went home after that to get ready for work in the morning……

  • Butchie Doe Prison Shower Buddy
    July 12, 2020 at 9:48 pm

    Charlestown is funny on one side of the street you have beautiful yuppie brownstones on the other roach infested projects. All the old school regular townies with jobs cashed out and went to the Burbs. It’s just yuppies and trash there now

  • brianmorris1976
    Dick Trickle
    July 12, 2020 at 10:47 am

    The saddest thing about this video is all those able bodied losers watching this fight and enjoying it instead of picking up all the garbage laying the street. These people have zero pride and get e’ry thing fo free. I have had enough of welfare. When can the real “revolution” begin?

  • North of the Border
    July 12, 2020 at 9:22 am


    I just blew coffee out my nose there.

    But worth it.

  • Southie changed but I didnt
    July 12, 2020 at 8:46 am

    Mask Free Zone

    • Do The Reich Thing
      July 12, 2020 at 10:39 am

      Masks for the foreseeable future per Parker…except when fighting

  • Rampage Jackson
    July 12, 2020 at 7:42 am

    I started street fighting there, but left when my opponents became worried about being charged with a hate crime.

  • Guinea Geisha
    July 12, 2020 at 1:57 am

    You know you hoodratchy AF when you get Turtleboyed by your local BLM chapter.

  • Beluga Belly
    July 11, 2020 at 11:00 pm

    Look at the belly jiggle. Girl in the black top should be ashamed of herself for that fat stomach. Fucking granny panties too. Jesus Christ she is a dog.

    • Dominique the Donkey (no relation to the infamous Dominic Christmas Donkey)
      July 12, 2020 at 12:51 pm

      I have a feeling the girl in the black top has been kicked in the face before. I cannot positively now that as a fact, but I have reasonable evidence. You see it too?

  • Chris Tranos
    July 11, 2020 at 7:58 pm

    I’m pretty sure i raw dogged Rachel Britton last fall

  • D, L, F, P
    July 11, 2020 at 7:01 pm

    Boston Strong!
    Mark Walhburg movie coming soon.
    UFC pre fight to fight island later.

  • Howard Cantspell
    July 11, 2020 at 5:30 pm

    The hoodbpoger play by play was outstanding. I would suggest putting them in the booth for MNF.

  • moober
    July 11, 2020 at 5:00 pm

    the end of the video … she is holding her worldly belongings in a plastic bag and the shit falls to the ground and she is holding to pieces of plastic. LOL

  • Chip Striker
    July 11, 2020 at 3:45 pm


    Also, time to start addressing what goes on in these shitholes.
    Filled with nothing but domestic terrorists who rot the country from the inside. We’ve bombed other counties that are less of a threat to our quality of life and safety.

    • Bomber Harris
      July 11, 2020 at 6:29 pm

      Only at night….and fuck collateral damage

      • Chip Striker
        July 11, 2020 at 6:51 pm

        Do it during the day when they are all home.

        • Curtis Lemay
          July 12, 2020 at 7:45 am

          I clean up during the daytime

    • The Beacon Hill ghetto crime
      July 11, 2020 at 10:52 pm

      Are you referring to the Charlestown projects or the State House?

    • Colonel Jack D Ripper
      July 12, 2020 at 12:36 pm

      Fuel air explosives are a wonderful thing

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    July 11, 2020 at 2:47 pm

    The African Americans were trying to shepherd a peace between the antagonistic whites, but those racist white devils would not listen.

  • Julie the Jarhead
    July 11, 2020 at 1:34 pm

    Your wife is on vacation from her job. She is the sole support of your family.

    You are taking a break from blogging and tagging along.

    • Zod
      July 11, 2020 at 3:59 pm

      When your comments are directed to the author/site, you make clear your thoughts in the topic are nothing more than a shameless attempt to get “likes” – meaning you’re embarrassing yourself.
      Speaking of embarrassment – refer to yourself as a jarhead? Wannabe, OTH or Big Chicken Dinner?

    • Chris Tranos
      July 11, 2020 at 7:43 pm

      Hi Julie could you give the readers a rough estimate of how many cocks you’ve sucked over the last 24 months. Could you also post a picture of yourself in a sequined thong while fisting. Thanks in advance fatso

    • Hugh Mungous
      July 12, 2020 at 12:43 pm

      Never allow a woman in combat units, the only people who are happy is the girl and the 10 guys she’s fucking. A quote by David Hackworth, one of the most highly decorated Americans ever.

  • Enough
    July 11, 2020 at 11:33 am

    See, this is exactly why I stopped paying taxes. I run a cash-only under the table business just for the very purpose of not kicking in to the welfare system that feeds these leeches.
    We need to defund the entire welfare system. If these scumbags had worked 8 or 10 hours they’d be too tired to be wandering the streets boozing and brawling. But when they live off of taxpayer money they’re free to spend their time in a fucked up daze.
    Pull the plug on their support system and let nature run it’s course. The problem will solve itself in no time.

    • It's all scripted
      July 11, 2020 at 12:22 pm

      No way. If you remove the Section 8, welfare, food stamps, and free Obamaphones, crime everywhere would skyrocket. Government gives the hoodrats just enough to keep themselves occupied and to largely leave the rest of us alone. But government needs the hoodrats to commit some crimes to occupy the evening news (“if it bleeds, it leads”), otherwise the news people would start investigating the rampant government and political corruption. On a national level, the politicians love BLM because it similarly distracts from the massive national government and political corruption.

    • Eliot Ness
      July 11, 2020 at 4:58 pm

      See you in tax court!

      And we take cash by the way 🙂

    July 11, 2020 at 11:32 am

    but take her fahkin eye out and its cool lol

  • Norm
    July 11, 2020 at 11:14 am

    All those people should be home praying for a happy death. Thank God Charlestown and that whole shit hole area is just drive-past country for me

    If my car ever veered off 93 towards Charlestown I’d eat a handgun, believe that, cause that’s the type of white nagger I am. Did I get that right, dawg?

  • D.B. Cooper
    July 11, 2020 at 11:10 am

    Classic junkie white trash. Who says white folk cant hoodbooger?

  • John Rivers
    July 11, 2020 at 11:05 am

    Listen leave Jason Britton alone, he has struggled his whole life. Also he used the correct slang of the N word as you can clearly hear in the background. When one fight fan says you can’t use that word and is correctly pointed out he used the correct “ga” not the derogatory “er” pronunciation. So you have to give him credit. What I am really waiting for is the older brother to make an appearance. I am not 100% sure but I believe he is out of the nuthouse and walking the streets again. My guess is when he is around; he won’t let no women fight his battles he will just beat that crack hoe up himself. Looking forward to Roger Britton making an appearance or maybe the younger sister Rachel will also join, oh wait wasn’t that his sister who his cum dumpster was beating up. I am not sure but I know the Brittons have been entertaining Charlestown for a long time. In fact Roger was the Cage slam dunk champ from like ‘89-90 until Johnny Rivers stole it to use as a prop in the Joe Porter stabbing cabin truck. Roger tried to redeem it but ended up with a compound fracture that ended his rein in BNBL.

    • Rachael Britton
      December 18, 2020 at 9:09 pm

      Hey JOHN RIVERS!,,,
      NOPE!,,,, that wasn’t RACHAEL BRITTON, I know it cuz She sadly learned to fight the right way..if any,really! BUT…THAT YETI IN JEANS hit my mom .Do you know my mom? If you do,then you know that she really DOESNT do what half these fkn sheep are saying! My mom has been thru hell and back, whats sad is the spics filming had no prob accepting toys,cloths for the kids, water, fruit picnics in the back on hot days, THEY STOOD AND WATCHED AS MY MOM WAS HIT FOR TELLING THAT CUNT TO STOP HITTING PPLS SHIT.! My mother isn’t a junkie,drunk..NONE OF IT! She SHOULD BE ABLE TO GO OUT ON HER FRONT FKN STEPS ENJOY A SMOKE and not be fkn clubbed by a meth shooting, cumcatcing, hepatitis-hoe!! That was my mother NOT A FKN SCUMBAG…that bitch hit her with a pipe! You seem to know my family a little, but you know that yup..Roger is batshit crazy, Jason will fkn go shithouse and enjoy it. ! But he is INCREDIBLY respected by all the black n Spanish dudes in c-town, cuz he shows respect to ever deserves it…that you must know! But I can PROMISE YOU ….JOHN RIVERS…when that meth shooting yeti shows up in boston looking for a bum to blow to get 4 bucks for a hit.. I will fuckin narrate to the turtle’s sports as I fkn put her fkn cum catcher out of service! I luckily got outta c-town ,yes ago..so I wouldn’t end up like the yeti Transvestite looking for a logger to blow!,, THE FKN WORLD HAS SKELETONS,
      ” I need AMBER-ASHES ” , or “METHAMBER”!!!
      She’s outta the area after she got out! probably robbing hard working moms, dads,kids !
      But…I’m far from a methadone-mile Mayor or Albany st Aristocrat!

  • WTF!
    July 11, 2020 at 10:15 am

    That’s my fuckin car!!!

    • Simon Eyes
      July 11, 2020 at 10:24 am

      The cheap mascara and sweaty fuppa prints will buff out no problem but if you don’t remove the snail trail pronto then that paint just isn’t gonna look the same

  • Vacation?
    July 11, 2020 at 10:08 am

    Hey Turtleboy, are you back from vacation? Where did Mrs. Turtleboy force you to go on vacation this time?

    • Eric Wunschel
      The ozarks are calling
      July 11, 2020 at 10:40 am

      I think UT should vacation for a week in Branson, MO. If he can’t handle Hampton beach or a fair then he isn’t ready for Yakov Smirnoff’s dinner theatre

  • Hipsterbeard Beta-Cuckstein
    July 11, 2020 at 9:28 am

    If that lady got her eye gouged out and the video went viral people would be absolutely shocked that the n-word was used by a white person.

  • Boozer O’Day
    July 11, 2020 at 9:24 am

    You know that lucky bastard banged both of them. If his girl did as he told her he’d a stuck it in the other one’s eye socket to prove his dominance.

  • Get the popcorn
    July 11, 2020 at 9:17 am

    Trash and “defund” the police enough and you’ll start to see this in — gasp — Harvard Square and Beacon Hill. Imagine an aging John Kerry holding the beer, urging a similarly aging, overweight, and unsteady Liz Warren to gouge out the eyes of a female Jeff Kuhner supporter as Rachel Rollins holds the camera and urges it on. Laugh all you want, it’s not far off.

    • North of the Border
      July 12, 2020 at 9:19 am

      I’d kick in $38.95 on PPV for that shit.

      Trump vs. Biden deathmatch in the Octagon? Where’s my fucking credit card?

  • Kick her in the fucking cunt
    July 11, 2020 at 8:46 am


  • Noontime Sports #ItsAlwaysNoontime
    July 11, 2020 at 8:45 am

    Yes, I know it is a few minutes after noontime – I know, go ahead and laugh! – but it is time to share a brand new #DailyNoontime from Noontime Sports with a slew of links on college football (and yes, fall college sports).

    Welcome to Friday – we made it!
    We hope (as always!) that everyone is continuing to do well while staying safe and healthy. Additionally, we hope everyone is excited for the weekend – any fun plans?
    Let’s cap the workweek with a brand new ‘Daily Noontime’ – have a great day, everyone!

    Noontime’s Headlines for Friday, July 10, 2020
    * The debate around if and when a college football season will be occur this fall continues, but a major voice in this world – ESPN’s Paul Finebaum – believes the 2020 season will not be played.What do you think?
    * Sticking with the college football theme, as well as fall sports, we learned yesterday that the Big Ten Conference (B1G) will play a conference only schedule, pending it is safe to play games in a few months.Conference only schedules will allow every member of the conference to be able to pivot (if needed).
    * Kevin Warren, who is the commissioner of the Big Ten Conference, joined the Big Ten Network on Thursday, saying he is not sure there will be a fall sports season. And he might be right.
    * The past 24 hours – maybe more? – has been a whirlwind for college sports. And according to one reporter, college football – and yes, all college fall sports – are in trouble.
    * Cam Newton is officially a member of the New England Patriots. And one local journalist – Chad Finn – initially didn’t want Newton on the Patriots. But now, he is happy with the signing.

    Finally, enjoy a recent video from Noontime Sports correspondent Mia Len on our beloved Boston Celtics arriving in the Florida bubble. Are you anxious for tip-off? 
    Have a great weekend, everyone, and we’ll be back next Monday!

  • foleyworld
    Casino Scum
    July 11, 2020 at 8:05 am

    I see there are still a few of the whites left scurrying about the Bunker Hill Projects. I thought there hadn’t been a white spotted there since early 2013. I remember the good Old days when the blacks wouldn’t let the sun go down on them anywhere in Charlestown. Especially the projects. It was a simpler time, a better time

  • juror seven esq.
    July 11, 2020 at 8:03 am

    During the fight, Rolls-of-Lard was way ahead on points until Blonde bitch came in with the kung fu kick from nowhere and it was lights out, party’s over.

  • bill fleming
    July 11, 2020 at 6:41 am

    If you were a police officer would you rather work in the projects with crazy crackheads who are at the very least entertaining or would you rather work in Beacon Hill where elitists bitches spit at you, call you racists and look at you as if you are subhuman?

    • Eric Wunschel
      I'll take it
      July 11, 2020 at 10:48 am

      For me the projects and crackheads all day. I have a feeling I wouldn’t meet a single Karen there, and those are the worst people to me.

  • We Have Standards
    July 11, 2020 at 3:59 am

    Eye gauging is ok but kicking is savage. Wow just wow
    Baddest white jigga is a piece of shit.

  • This guy's greatest life accomplishment thus far*
    July 11, 2020 at 3:06 am

    Still living in that project

    When his youngest sibling turned 18, and we know he’s someone’s older brother with those kind of leadership qualities, his mom (or grandma) had to find another means of subsidized housing

    He had to make a decision to retain his residency after washing out of the armored car/bank robbing academy and simultaneously killing his dream of living the Miller High Life in Quincy or Weymouth.

    Does he shack up with his baby mama he hates without the state knowing regardless of the restraining order? Or pretend to give a fuck about another single mom and her 4 kids so he could have a fridge for his banquet beers and a couch to pass out on, again without the state knowing?

    Whichever choice he made was the right one. Dude’s still king of that hill, that’s for sure

    *Take with a Quincy quarry’s worth of salt

  • Elegant Elliot Offen
    July 11, 2020 at 2:30 am

    Love the tit padding on Junkasaurus Rex in front of the dumpster picture.

    • juror seven esq.
      July 11, 2020 at 7:55 am

      Tell-tale sign that she might be a he. I thought a man had to be a man in Charlestown?

    • Fighting her way out of the ghetto
      July 11, 2020 at 9:23 am

      Give her a break. They’re probably bandages from an earlier fighting victory. She’ll be getting calls soon from the MMA people. A bright future for her.

  • mizzbigbooty92688
    Lost Cause
    July 11, 2020 at 1:38 am

    That just made my whole night. A bunch of grown ass animals in the jungle…

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