Chelsea has been one of the hardest hit cities by commie cold, and after watching this video of some gravy dumpster and his homey dragging another guy out of his car, beating the shit out of him, losing their pants in the process, and then attempting to steal the car in his underpants, I think I know why that is.
And from another angle after that video stops filming.
Gutter muppet loses his pants and flees from police in his underwear after trying to high jack a man's car in Boston. @RealUncleTB @TurtleboyTweets pic.twitter.com/OR8R67Xf9q
— Chris (@BostonChris_) August 17, 2020
This is the guy who filmed it on the street.
Meet every guy from Chelsea ever. Complete with flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat, which can only mean one thing – this guy is an aspiring rapper who goes by “Knucklez” on Facebook. And of course the most alarming part of that video to his friends and followers wasn’t that this man was dragged from his vehicle and beaten, nor were they phased by the fact that Brass Chunky attempted to steal his car in his underpants. The most alarming part to them was that the victim (who of course is a rapper too) yelled, “call the cops” several times.
Because when you get carjacked and viciously beaten by several of Chelsea’s finest you have to wait for the social worker to get there first because they already defunded the police.
Let’s go to the tape for the play by play.
It begins when MC Food Stamps is getting dragged out of the passenger seat of what appears to be his vehicle, and of course he has no shoes on because this is Chelsea.
After somehow taking his shirt off and giving all the onlookers a look at his porn star sized gerber servers, MC Food Stamps did the only thing he could do and grabbed Brass Chunky’s pants.
He realized that his only defense was leaving his attackers pantsless, which is why it necessitated Timberland Tony to come over and beat his ass too.
Unfortunately for your eyes the plan worked.
The fupa was flying everywhere.
But his hands remained on Brass Chunky’s elastic waistband.
The first video ends and the second video picks up where they left off as MC Food Stamps simply would not let go of Brass Chunky’s dress sweatpants.
Notice the chick in the Celtics shirt standing there. That bitch is from Chelsea, which means she wasn’t there to watch, she was there to jump in, which is exactly what she did while holding onto her morning screwdriver.
Nevertheless, the hands remained on the pants no matter how many blows he took to the face.
It got to the point where the Stankpoon had to jump in to try to get him to let go.
But all that did was completely take Brass Chunky’s pants off.
This still shot of an all but naked fupasloth, a crackhead, and a rapper wrestling on the ground in front of a we accept WIC sign is the most iconic Chelsea photograph ever taken.
Yet still, despite all of that MC Food Stamps STILL held onto Brass Chunky’s pants!
Only after Timberland Tony came over to help out the Skankpoon did he finally lose his grip.
But instead of putting his pants and shoes on Brass Chunky ran over to MC Food Stamps car in his underpants, without shoes on, and attempted to take that shit as Skankpoon kept MC Food Stamps at bay.
Of course it was locked, and the neighbors were treated to a show since he couldn’t be bothered to pull his boxer shorts up all the way.
Finally the cops arrived and Brass Chunky began a one man stampede that would’ve killed Simba AND Moofasa.
And of course MC Food Stamps, who pleaded for people to call the cops, did everything in his power not to cooperate with them when they arrived.
Because he realize he done fucked up and he had to hold onto whatever hopes he had of being a YouTube rapper with 500 subscribers.
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The funniest thing would have been if Fat Boys little dinky popped out and everyone stopped fighting to point at it and laugh…
HEP ! HEP! call the PO lice! You know, those Cops …..who try to keep these homonids from killing each other every night so we be throwing water bottles filled with piss at “DEM.
This place reminds me of Gombe Natural Park.
Can we get this video sped up with the Benny Hill theme music added???
they have no choice cuz of racism n white privilege
One Gene short of Fangs and a Tail!!
I’m surprised we didn’t see Mr. Softee (Sen. Ed Markey) in his ice cream truck trolling for customers.
I’d suck the fat spic off if there was something in it for me. It worked with Willie Brown
Keep voting Democrat!
Coming to a place near you, courtesy of the Massachusetts Democrat Party!
Hey someone get that fat man’s autograph! That is the rapper the WEEKND!
Third world animals who want to defund the police in our COUNTRY scream cal the cops.
As soon as the cops show up this tub of lard suddenly turns into Usain Bolt running the 100?
More like Usain Malt.
Or UUsain Bolt
Whoever said “pants are just a social construct”, never saw this guys ass.
Bummer no penis shot.
How dare you!
Don’t make me sing it again, ever
Ahhhh…..the good old days when the only capitol letters that mattered were BCN, FNX.
Good post bro, big EC fan.
Where was the mask patrol during all this? They could have fined the whole street….of course none of them would pay because they “suffer so much already”. What a fucking joke this State is. The democrats have destroyed our beautiful country and handed it over to absolute shitbags. Of course when these same shitbags get elected into office what do they expect will happen?!
WIC signs on the store windows always means it’s a nice area
What is WIC anyway? I’m a white guy, I have no idea.
Wigga’s Interracial Crotchfruits
I would have blasted that fat fuck right in his big fat face with hornet spray.
What amazing is that this massive ton of useless whale blubber thought he’d be able to get into that car. Should have gone for a double-wide
I weep for the future of this country. I live in a very large Midwest city, and I see this kind of activity slowly spread from the innercity (and from people of all racial backgrounds) to the suburbs. The lowest common denominator always wins.
At least we didn’t see a horrifying glimpse of his dick due to the enormous amount of walrus blubber hanging down- all due to the food stamp nutritional intake of Doritos and pork rinds.
Rest assured, tubbo hasn’t seen his dick in years either, unless standing in front of a mirror holding his fupa up.
His fat ass looked like salt water taffy spinning when he attempted to “run” way.
I got so wet watching this video, I had to rub my chicken nugget through my pantsuit.
Yikes. I bet his dick looks like a li’l smokie at full mast.
I wish PD didn’t show up. That’s what Ayanna wants. Chelsea is a cesspool
I could watch this a thousand times and never be bored. When that fat fuck runs away with his gunt flapping in the breeze…good god
They would have been met with Smith and Wesson.
And Simon and Garfunkel, I love those soulful seventies singers!
What third world country was this filmed in?
And as always:
FUCK BLACK LIVES MATTER
Way down south in the tall, tall grass, the monkey stuck his finger up the baboon’s ass, the baboon said”Oh my soul! Get your finger outta my asshole”! Fuckin food stamps don’t get wanted on that fucking gorilla. Jungle boogies….
Bet the teachers who refuse to go to work will end up in this very same lifestyle if the system has the balls to lay them off.
Defund Welfare. If the government would shut off food stamps most of these useless shitbags would starve and die.
No, that’s when they come for your sh!t and the real fun begins.
Where’s the muscled up teacher lady. I’d rather see that tranny looking chick than this fat fuck hood rat
I have no words for this….
Sure you do: “Where are your masks????”
I can assure you that not a single person in this videos life matters
Tax payers lives matter. Fuck non working losers on food stamps. Let them starve.
You should really have your own blog. Pure comedy gold everytime you comment.
I agree, however, like most commenters on this site, I’d imagine ST doesn’t have time for that due to Working for a Living.
BOOM BABA BOOM BABA BOOM
I can understand this thing happening up in Beverly, but not down here in Chelsea.
So teachers cant go back to work because these treeless apes playing grab ass for welfare money can swing from car to car spewing virus from both ends?
Guaranteed all four are on Disability and are just waiting for reparations so they can fund their first big break into the music scene.
Brooks Brothers has had to file Chap. 11.
That, and they refused to join us in the 2020’s by manufacturing formal sweat pants.
At a minimum, maybe the WarWaq crew can come on the live show and offer their analysis of the incident.
dont forget – blm!
The best defense is a good offpants
Joe and the Hoe 2020
John Henry and Chaim Bloom are wishing that they could get the kind of brand awareness that the Celtics are getting, in those communities concerned with systemic racism…..
If Heavy G made it to the canopy airplanes would start firing on him.
Nice shot! Damn! I spit out my cigarette