Chelsea has been one of the hardest hit cities by commie cold, and after watching this video of some gravy dumpster and his homey dragging another guy out of his car, beating the shit out of him, losing their pants in the process, and then attempting to steal the car in his underpants, I think I know why that is.
And from another angle after that video stops filming.
— Chris (@BostonChris_) August 17, 2020
This is the guy who filmed it on the street.
Meet every guy from Chelsea ever. Complete with flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat, which can only mean one thing – this guy is an aspiring rapper who goes by “Knucklez” on Facebook. And of course the most alarming part of that video to his friends and followers wasn’t that this man was dragged from his vehicle and beaten, nor were they phased by the fact that Brass Chunky attempted to steal his car in his underpants. The most alarming part to them was that the victim (who of course is a rapper too) yelled, “call the cops” several times.
Because when you get carjacked and viciously beaten by several of Chelsea’s finest you have to wait for the social worker to get there first because they already defunded the police.
Let’s go to the tape for the play by play.
It begins when MC Food Stamps is getting dragged out of the passenger seat of what appears to be his vehicle, and of course he has no shoes on because this is Chelsea.
After somehow taking his shirt off and giving all the onlookers a look at his porn star sized gerber servers, MC Food Stamps did the only thing he could do and grabbed Brass Chunky’s pants.
He realized that his only defense was leaving his attackers pantsless, which is why it necessitated Timberland Tony to come over and beat his ass too.
Unfortunately for your eyes the plan worked.
The fupa was flying everywhere.
But his hands remained on Brass Chunky’s elastic waistband.
The first video ends and the second video picks up where they left off as MC Food Stamps simply would not let go of Brass Chunky’s dress sweatpants.
Notice the chick in the Celtics shirt standing there. That bitch is from Chelsea, which means she wasn’t there to watch, she was there to jump in, which is exactly what she did while holding onto her morning screwdriver.
Nevertheless, the hands remained on the pants no matter how many blows he took to the face.
It got to the point where the Stankpoon had to jump in to try to get him to let go.
But all that did was completely take Brass Chunky’s pants off.
This still shot of an all but naked fupasloth, a crackhead, and a rapper wrestling on the ground in front of a we accept WIC sign is the most iconic Chelsea photograph ever taken.
Yet still, despite all of that MC Food Stamps STILL held onto Brass Chunky’s pants!
Only after Timberland Tony came over to help out the Skankpoon did he finally lose his grip.
But instead of putting his pants and shoes on Brass Chunky ran over to MC Food Stamps car in his underpants, without shoes on, and attempted to take that shit as Skankpoon kept MC Food Stamps at bay.
Of course it was locked, and the neighbors were treated to a show since he couldn’t be bothered to pull his boxer shorts up all the way.
Finally the cops arrived and Brass Chunky began a one man stampede that would’ve killed Simba AND Moofasa.
And of course MC Food Stamps, who pleaded for people to call the cops, did everything in his power not to cooperate with them when they arrived.
Because he realize he done fucked up and he had to hold onto whatever hopes he had of being a YouTube rapper with 500 subscribers.
Anyone know who any of these fine individuals are? I’d love to have them on the live show. Hit me up on Facebook at Clarence Woods Emerson or email firstname.lastname@example.org if you know.
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