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Brass Chunky Gets Depantsed By Aspiring Chelsea Rapper MC Food Stamps In Mid Day Chelsea Carjacking Gone Wrong

 

Chelsea has been one of the hardest hit cities by commie cold, and after watching this video of some gravy dumpster and his homey dragging another guy out of his car, beating the shit out of him, losing their pants in the process, and then attempting to steal the car in his underpants, I think I know why that is.

And from another angle after that video stops filming.

This is the guy who filmed it on the street.

Meet every guy from Chelsea ever. Complete with flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat, which can only mean one thing – this guy is an aspiring rapper who goes by “Knucklez” on Facebook. And of course the most alarming part of that video to his friends and followers wasn’t that this man was dragged from his vehicle and beaten, nor were they phased by the fact that Brass Chunky attempted to steal his car in his underpants. The most alarming part to them was that the victim (who of course is a rapper too) yelled, “call the cops” several times.

Because when you get carjacked and viciously beaten by several of Chelsea’s finest you have to wait for the social worker to get there first because they already defunded the police.

Let’s go to the tape for the play by play.

It begins when MC Food Stamps is getting dragged out of the passenger seat of what appears to be his vehicle, and of course he has no shoes on because this is Chelsea.

After somehow taking his shirt off and giving all the onlookers a look at his porn star sized gerber servers, MC Food Stamps did the only thing he could do and grabbed Brass Chunky’s pants.

He realized that his only defense was leaving his attackers pantsless, which is why it necessitated Timberland Tony to come over and beat his ass too.

Unfortunately for your eyes the plan worked.

The fupa was flying everywhere.

But his hands remained on Brass Chunky’s elastic waistband.

No masks!!

The first video ends and the second video picks up where they left off as MC Food Stamps simply would not let go of Brass Chunky’s dress sweatpants.

Notice the chick in the Celtics shirt standing there. That bitch is from Chelsea, which means she wasn’t there to watch, she was there to jump in, which is exactly what she did while holding onto her morning screwdriver.

Nevertheless, the hands remained on the pants no matter how many blows he took to the face.

It got to the point where the Stankpoon had to jump in to try to get him to let go.

But all that did was completely take Brass Chunky’s pants off.

This still shot of an all but naked fupasloth, a crackhead, and a rapper wrestling on the ground in front of a we accept WIC sign is the most iconic Chelsea photograph ever taken.

Yet still, despite all of that MC Food Stamps STILL held onto Brass Chunky’s pants!

Only after Timberland Tony came over to help out the Skankpoon did he finally lose his grip.

But instead of putting his pants and shoes on Brass Chunky ran over to MC Food Stamps car in his underpants, without shoes on, and attempted to take that shit as Skankpoon kept MC Food Stamps at bay.

Of course it was locked, and the neighbors were treated to a show since he couldn’t be bothered to pull his boxer shorts up all the way.

Finally the cops arrived and Brass Chunky began a one man stampede that would’ve killed Simba AND Moofasa.

And of course MC Food Stamps, who pleaded for people to call the cops, did everything in his power not to cooperate with them when they arrived.

Because he realize he done fucked up and he had to hold onto whatever hopes he had of being a YouTube rapper with 500 subscribers.

Anyone know who any of these fine individuals are? I’d love to have them on the live show. Hit me up on Facebook at Clarence Woods Emerson or email turtleboysports@gmail.com if you know.

 

 

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59 Comment(s)
  • Dwayne G. Ingalls
    August 19, 2020 at 2:48 pm

    The funniest thing would have been if Fat Boys little dinky popped out and everyone stopped fighting to point at it and laugh…

  • Fat Albert
    August 18, 2020 at 8:47 pm

    HEP ! HEP! call the PO lice! You know, those Cops …..who try to keep these homonids from killing each other every night so we be throwing water bottles filled with piss at “DEM.

  • Jane Goodall
    August 18, 2020 at 4:17 pm

    This place reminds me of Gombe Natural Park.

  • WeRFucked
    August 18, 2020 at 4:03 pm

    BLM right?

  • Just Asking...
    August 18, 2020 at 10:48 am

    Can we get this video sped up with the Benny Hill theme music added???

  • its your fault
    August 18, 2020 at 8:58 am

    they have no choice cuz of racism n white privilege

  • jarhead
    August 18, 2020 at 6:51 am

    One Gene short of Fangs and a Tail!!

  • Where was the ice cream man
    August 17, 2020 at 10:01 pm

    I’m surprised we didn’t see Mr. Softee (Sen. Ed Markey) in his ice cream truck trolling for customers.

  • "Heels up" Harris
    August 17, 2020 at 8:48 pm

    I’d suck the fat spic off if there was something in it for me. It worked with Willie Brown

  • Ray Patriarca
    Lord Gort
    August 17, 2020 at 6:07 pm

    Fucking savages!
    Keep voting Democrat!
    Coming to a place near you, courtesy of the Massachusetts Democrat Party!

  • This is the rapper the WEEKND
    August 17, 2020 at 5:37 pm

    Hey someone get that fat man’s autograph! That is the rapper the WEEKND!

  • Classic
    August 17, 2020 at 5:24 pm

    Third world animals who want to defund the police in our COUNTRY scream cal the cops.

  • Jack Straw from Wichita
    Jack Straw from Wichita
    August 17, 2020 at 4:44 pm

    As soon as the cops show up this tub of lard suddenly turns into Usain Bolt running the 100?

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      August 18, 2020 at 9:59 am

      More like Usain Malt.

      • Snarky Pete
        August 18, 2020 at 3:46 pm

        Or UUsain Bolt

  • Guinea Geisha
    August 17, 2020 at 4:38 pm

    Whoever said “pants are just a social construct”, never saw this guys ass.
    #PantsUpDontLoot

  • Greta Thundberg
    August 17, 2020 at 4:11 pm

    Bummer no penis shot.

    How dare you!

  • Elvis Costello
    August 17, 2020 at 4:09 pm

    Don’t make me sing it again, ever

    • I don't want to go to Chelsea!
      August 17, 2020 at 8:37 pm

      Ahhhh…..the good old days when the only capitol letters that mattered were BCN, FNX.

      Good post bro, big EC fan.

  • Snowflake Hunter
    August 17, 2020 at 3:44 pm

    Where was the mask patrol during all this? They could have fined the whole street….of course none of them would pay because they “suffer so much already”. What a fucking joke this State is. The democrats have destroyed our beautiful country and handed it over to absolute shitbags. Of course when these same shitbags get elected into office what do they expect will happen?!

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    August 17, 2020 at 3:01 pm

    WIC signs on the store windows always means it’s a nice area

    • whatevuh
      whatevuh
      August 17, 2020 at 7:52 pm

      What is WIC anyway? I’m a white guy, I have no idea.

      • Snarky Pete
        August 17, 2020 at 8:36 pm

        Wigga’s Interracial Crotchfruits

  • Hornet Spray Guy
    August 17, 2020 at 2:48 pm

    I would have blasted that fat fuck right in his big fat face with hornet spray.
    Game over

  • Done with this shit
    August 17, 2020 at 2:39 pm

    What amazing is that this massive ton of useless whale blubber thought he’d be able to get into that car. Should have gone for a double-wide

  • ElJefe72
    August 17, 2020 at 2:28 pm

    I weep for the future of this country. I live in a very large Midwest city, and I see this kind of activity slowly spread from the innercity (and from people of all racial backgrounds) to the suburbs. The lowest common denominator always wins.

  • Dr Wu
    Dr Wu
    August 17, 2020 at 2:27 pm

    At least we didn’t see a horrifying glimpse of his dick due to the enormous amount of walrus blubber hanging down- all due to the food stamp nutritional intake of Doritos and pork rinds.

    • Ray Patriarca
      Don't worry, Doc,
      August 17, 2020 at 6:02 pm

      Rest assured, tubbo hasn’t seen his dick in years either, unless standing in front of a mirror holding his fupa up.

  • Ayalan Pressleys Head Shine Kit
    August 17, 2020 at 2:27 pm

    His fat ass looked like salt water taffy spinning when he attempted to “run” way.

  • Liz Warren
    August 17, 2020 at 2:25 pm

    I got so wet watching this video, I had to rub my chicken nugget through my pantsuit.

  • Orion
    August 17, 2020 at 2:15 pm

    Yikes. I bet his dick looks like a li’l smokie at full mast.

  • Boston Irish
    Fenway Frank
    August 17, 2020 at 2:08 pm

    I wish PD didn’t show up. That’s what Ayanna wants. Chelsea is a cesspool

  • Fat Girl Titties
    August 17, 2020 at 2:08 pm

    I could watch this a thousand times and never be bored. When that fat fuck runs away with his gunt flapping in the breeze…good god

  • It's a good thing they didn't try to carjack me
    August 17, 2020 at 2:05 pm

    They would have been met with Smith and Wesson.

    And Simon and Garfunkel, I love those soulful seventies singers!

  • Chip Striker
    August 17, 2020 at 2:00 pm

    What third world country was this filmed in?

    #blowuptheghettoes

    # defundwlfare

    And as always:

    FUCK BLACK LIVES MATTER

  • Ankylosing Spondylitis
    August 17, 2020 at 1:50 pm

    Way down south in the tall, tall grass, the monkey stuck his finger up the baboon’s ass, the baboon said”Oh my soul! Get your finger outta my asshole”! Fuckin food stamps don’t get wanted on that fucking gorilla. Jungle boogies….

  • Is this what our tax money is wasted on?
    August 17, 2020 at 1:49 pm

    Bet the teachers who refuse to go to work will end up in this very same lifestyle if the system has the balls to lay them off.

  • Defund Welfare
    August 17, 2020 at 1:48 pm

    Defund Welfare. If the government would shut off food stamps most of these useless shitbags would starve and die.

    • Bucky
      August 17, 2020 at 2:59 pm

      No, that’s when they come for your sh!t and the real fun begins.

  • Where’s the muscled up teacher lady
    August 17, 2020 at 1:47 pm

    Where’s the muscled up teacher lady. I’d rather see that tranny looking chick than this fat fuck hood rat

  • Karen of All Karens
    August 17, 2020 at 1:39 pm

    I have no words for this….

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg
      August 18, 2020 at 1:41 am

      Sure you do: “Where are your masks????”

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    August 17, 2020 at 1:35 pm

    I can assure you that not a single person in this videos life matters

    • Tax payers lives matter
      August 17, 2020 at 1:52 pm

      Tax payers lives matter. Fuck non working losers on food stamps. Let them starve.

    • brianmorris1976
      Dick Trickle
      August 17, 2020 at 2:38 pm

      You should really have your own blog. Pure comedy gold everytime you comment.

      • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
        Luke Fondleberg
        August 18, 2020 at 1:42 am

        I agree, however, like most commenters on this site, I’d imagine ST doesn’t have time for that due to Working for a Living.

  • The Onlookers
    August 17, 2020 at 1:19 pm

    BOOM BABA BOOM BABA BOOM

  • Not Chelsea!
    August 17, 2020 at 1:18 pm

    I can understand this thing happening up in Beverly, but not down here in Chelsea.

  • hartf811
    Monday is ape day in Chelsea
    August 17, 2020 at 1:17 pm

    So teachers cant go back to work because these treeless apes playing grab ass for welfare money can swing from car to car spewing virus from both ends?

  • ShitHole_USA
    August 17, 2020 at 1:15 pm

    Guaranteed all four are on Disability and are just waiting for reparations so they can fund their first big break into the music scene.

  • And this is why
    August 17, 2020 at 1:11 pm

    Brooks Brothers has had to file Chap. 11.

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg
      August 18, 2020 at 1:44 am

      That, and they refused to join us in the 2020’s by manufacturing formal sweat pants.

  • Turtz McGurtz
    August 17, 2020 at 1:08 pm

    At a minimum, maybe the WarWaq crew can come on the live show and offer their analysis of the incident.

  • moober
    August 17, 2020 at 1:08 pm

    dont forget – blm!

  • Bucky
    August 17, 2020 at 1:06 pm

    The best defense is a good offpants

    Joe and the Hoe 2020

  • ANGRY GIANT
    August 17, 2020 at 1:04 pm

    John Henry and Chaim Bloom are wishing that they could get the kind of brand awareness that the Celtics are getting, in those communities concerned with systemic racism…..

  • Jane Goodall's Ghost
    August 17, 2020 at 1:01 pm

    Fascinating.

    • Snarky Pete
      August 17, 2020 at 1:37 pm

      If Heavy G made it to the canopy airplanes would start firing on him.

      • John Daly
        August 17, 2020 at 4:06 pm

        Nice shot! Damn! I spit out my cigarette

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