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Hoodrat Heroes

Brass Chunky Gets Depantsed By Aspiring Chelsea Rapper MC Food Stamps In Mid Day Chelsea Carjacking Gone Wrong

Uncle Turtleboy / August 17, 2020

  Chelsea has been one of the hardest hit cities by commie cold, and after watching this video of some…

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All-Star Criminals

Washed Up Saugus Hooker Wrinklestiltskin Kills Her Dog In Broad Daylight At Revere Beach, Pretends He Drown Accidentally, Posts Pictures Of The Corpse On Facebook

Uncle Turtleboy / July 14, 2020

  NBC: After efforts to save a small dog Sunday afternoon in medical distress at a Massachusetts beach were unsuccessful, the…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Chelsea Chef Droolia Wild Is Upset We Blogged About Her Ratchet Henny Strawberry Delivery, Reported Us To The Attorney Generals Office For Racism

Uncle Turtleboy / February 14, 2019

  This is Reka Vilarson,   the classy young entrepreneur responsible for this shining example of Chelsea concierge service we blogged about…

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WTF

Here’s A Guy Walking Around A Chelsea Park A La Mode For No Apparent Reason And No One Seems Bothered By The Meat Muppet Matinee Show

Uncle Turtleboy / June 7, 2018

Follow @TurtleboyNews on Twitter by clicking here.  Follow Turtleboy on Instagram by clicking here.  Follow and like Turtleboy Sports Returns and Clarence Woods…

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All-Star Criminals

Geriatrofabulous Chelsea Boozehound Cuffed And Stuffed After Sixth DUI – This Time On A Scooter; Threatens To Kill Cops, Random Civilians

Uncle Turtleboy / July 11, 2017

Fallin’ off the wagon – go big or go home.                 Want to…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Chelsea Market Basket Manager Kicks The Shit Out Of Employe For Quitting On His Shift, Tells Him He Ain’t Getting His Green Card, So Chelsea It Hurts

Uncle Turtleboy / June 10, 2017

Chelsea Market Basket Manager Kicks The Shit Out Of Employe For Quitting On His Shift, Tells Him He Ain’t Getting…

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All-Star Criminals

Chelsea Woman Beater And Puerto Rican Pitbull Look Alike Tries To Shoot Wife And Daughter, Gets Caught In Firefight With The Fuzz From His House, Burns That Shit Down; Fam Goes Full Throttle Free My Boi, Starts GoFundMe

Uncle Turtleboy / May 25, 2017

Go big or go home and set that bitch on fire.               Want to…

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Another Rodent Rumpus At Chuck E. Cheese In Everett, 10 Shots Allegedly Fired After Skirmish

Uncle Turtleboy / April 17, 2017

As Uncle Turtleboy so poignantly declared in his last Chuck E. Cheese write up in February, “I’d Rather Bring Turtleboy…

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Bone Ride

Tour de Turtle Bone Ride: Cambridge, Somerville, Medford, Malden, Everett, Chelsea, Revere, Winthrop

Uncle Turtleboy / June 9, 2016

  Join the Revolution and Like Turtleboy Sports on Facebook, and/or follow us on Twitter. Like the Free Turtleboy Facebook page to…

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Turtleboy Investigates

21 Massachusetts Towns & Cities That Are Bigger Dumps Than Worcester

Uncle Turtleboy / April 24, 2015

Want to have your business advert seen by over 500,000 people per month? Email us at Turtleboysports@gmail.com for more information,…

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