Here’s A Guy Walking Around A Chelsea Park A La Mode For No Apparent Reason And No One Seems Bothered By The Meat Muppet Matinee Show

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Meanwhile in Chelsea…..

What an animal. I mean, seriously, what kind of savage can stomach listening to Tony Mazz’ cunty little voice for longer than 3-4 seconds?

The best part about that video is how no one seemed at all bothered or surprised at the fact that they were getting the spam javelin matinee show for free. Pretty standard Wednesday afternoon. God knows a guy walking around with his cervix scraper on full display is the least offensive thing you’ll see on any given day while walking around the God forsaken hellhole known as Chelsea. At last he remembered his watch so he’ll know what time it is!!

High Moon!

7 Comment(s)
  • vicxh
    June 8, 2018 at 12:45 pm

    Why bother putting on clothes when walking from his drug supplier back home …

  • Real_Finn
    June 7, 2018 at 2:17 pm

    It looks like a penis – only smaller.

  • foo manchew
    June 7, 2018 at 2:01 pm

    Poor guy probably ran into the T-1000. “Your clothes, give them to me.”

  • Hughbo Mont
    June 7, 2018 at 1:23 pm

    Birthday suit. Big deal.

  • Screw PC
    June 7, 2018 at 1:22 pm

    Lead pipes to the head have a remarkable ability to instantly reveal the deviant scumbag hiding behind the illusion of psychotic innocence.

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