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Chelsea Market Basket Manager Kicks The Shit Out Of Employe For Quitting On His Shift, Tells Him He Ain’t Getting His Green Card, So Chelsea It Hurts

Chelsea Market Basket Manager Kicks The Shit Out Of Employe For Quitting On His Shift, Tells Him He Ain’t Getting His Green Card, So Chelsea It Hurts


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Here’s what some people saw grocery shopping today in Chelsea:

 

I’ve never been to the Market Basket in Chelsea, but this is exactly what I expected to see if I ever did go. I have no idea what is going on here, and quite frankly the woman who posted it gave me a popsicle headache just reading what she wrote. I’m sure there’s a lot more to the story and I have a hard time believing a team of people jumped an employee in front of customers, especially since we can’t see what happened right before this. All I know is there is some sort of gangsta manager named Rene (a dude), and if you try to quit while he’s on shift, you get curbstomped. Company policy.

This is why Chelsea can’t have nice things.

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And honestly, Market Basket’s are too nice for Chelsea, and this is why they don’t deserve to have a Market Basket to begin with. Same reason they don’t open Whole Foods in Lawrence. I feel like Chelsea should only have Price Rite’s. Market Basket is by far the best grocery store chain. Everyone knows that. You can’t move a franchise into one of the most God forsaken dumps in Massachusetts and expect locals like Rene the curbstomping manager to act in a civilized manner. That’s just science. Market Baskets don’t work in Chelsea. This works in Chelsea:

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I especially enjoyed his parting words for the employee that was lying down on the cold floor like it was Kent State:

“You ain’t getting a green card bitch.”

It’s true. Rene don’t play. Fuck around and quit on his shift and you can kiss that green card goodbye. Luckily you live in a sanctuary city so rules and laws don’t apply to you anyway.

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19 Comment(s)
  • 1 Eyed Jack
    April 4, 2018 at 8:58 pm

    Market Basket is a nice chain, but the Chelsea Branch is an Escape from New York situation. In fact I’ve heard stories of the “Management” of this Market Basket fighting with customers about customer service. I’m ignored because I’m not hispanic or pushy at the deli numbers mean squat. Ironically the Chelsea branch does the highest volume so its Clear Market Basket gives 0 fux about staffing it with animals and ratchets. I continue to shop with Market Basket, but only in the burbs and NH. Chelsea Market Basket is a OXFAM airdrop into Somalia. Any surprise a manager kicks the shit out of an employee? Stay classy Chel-hole every day I count the nip bottles and used condoms on my way to work there.

  • Flat Brimmed Turtle Rider
    June 13, 2017 at 8:02 pm

    The saying at Market Basket was- “From the Basket to the Casket”. Speaking on the employees loyalty. It should now be replaced with “Smashed you hard, so no green card!”.

  • Narcanista
    June 12, 2017 at 1:45 am

    Disagree. I love Market Basket, and right next to it is a Starbucks – in Chelsea (!) and it’s a nice place to go for my work-at-home days. Because, when you are college degreed, make $148K/yr (plus bonus) – then Chelsea is a terribly convenient place to live when you have all downtown clients and you want to save money and not blow salary on “trendy” rent in Cambridge or Assembly Square. The solution is to get all the dreckvolk out of East Boston and Chelsea, because people like me rent there and, some day, would like to buy there, at the right price. I want the Market Basket and the Starbucks to stay – it’s what made me decide to take the plunge and rent in Chelsea. Gentrify Chelsea. More degreed professionals please, less Section 8 – and lets get the Sanctuary people up to Lynn where they belong.

  • Katy
    June 11, 2017 at 6:03 pm

    What a surprise that Market Basket has horrible, drug addicted, drug dealing managers who can’t control themselves against a 17 year old BOY. Loser manager. Good job. Now the boy will sue the disgusting store and get millions and oh I forgot to tell you Rene, you’re fired. What a moron to beat up a boy. Most of the managers are alcoholics or drug addicted fools who treat their employees like garbage. Here you have absolute proof of that!!!

    • Francesca
      June 12, 2017 at 10:17 am

      Listen…before you go assuming that market basket managers are all alcoholics or drug addicts i advise you to shut the fuck up and sit down before you jidge anyone. You are 100% incorrect on your…I just pulled that statement out of my ass….comment. not all managers are drunks and junkies. This is an isolated incident. And i dont want to hear you work there for 3 months or your best friend did either so tell me where the effe that comment came from?

      • Francesca
        June 12, 2017 at 10:27 am

        And further more the market basket in chelsea is well taken care off. Market basket is known for their customer service company wide. Obvi this manager is a fuckin moron. And i feel horrible for what this kid went thru but to take an isolated incedent and say its all managers is a bs comment

  • Wabbitt
    wabbitt
    June 11, 2017 at 4:34 pm

    I’m shocked this type of shit has never happened at the Webster Price Chopper.

  • Rich A
    Ryan
    June 11, 2017 at 10:03 am

    Market baskets are shitholes that belong in those type of towns because they attract poor people.

    • Jambo
      June 11, 2017 at 10:27 am

      You probably shop at walmart butthole

    • Suzan Atkinson-Haverty
      July 3, 2017 at 1:05 am

      RYAN, Market Basket chain is one of the best food shopping chains in the USA! They carry a great variety of all food items along with the fact that they basically undercut every other supermarket in New England, or where ever else they are based in the US (Texas). I have shopped at MB since 1972 and finally a new store came to an area in MA where I built a home! I said for over twenty years….”we need A MARKET BASKET UP HERE IN THIS AREA” that was for Orange and Athol, MA. Finally they came! It has been good! You are very wrong about MB! If there is something you are not happy about, just speak to a manager in that particular store. Good Luck!

  • They call me Ponch
    June 11, 2017 at 7:48 am

    Massachusetts and the Clintons both have ugly Chelseas.

    • Suzan Atkinson-Haverty
      July 3, 2017 at 12:58 am

      This Rene is in deep doo doo! Taking this young man’s pants off! That was it! Never mind slamming him to the floor, then repeatedly kicking him on the floor while other employees were holding him down. Or I will give them this…maybe they were tying to protect him from Rene, because he was already hurt from a mad slam to his head on the floor. Rene, pray tell, if you do this in public, what the hell do you do behind closed doors??? OMG If you have a wife, I pity her! This is not your first time at the rodeo! It is the first time you have been caught on film! You need to be fired and a good man given the job as a manager for the Chelsea Market Basket Store. I hope Arthur DeMoulas realizes that will be the right and correct thing to do!

  • Sterling Turtle Rider
    June 11, 2017 at 3:05 am

    I would think that the baggers would be more likely to get beat up by irate customers after their bread gets squashed, but not from the manager…
    …but this is Chelsea after all.

  • Erin
    June 10, 2017 at 11:23 pm

    Anyone knows why Worcester doesn’t have a Market Basket?

    • Rob
      June 11, 2017 at 12:51 am

      Price Chopper has too much pull here. They’re big buddies with Polar.

    • Jimbo
      June 11, 2017 at 10:25 am

      Um because of shit like this? Are you fucking kidding

  • Billy Bob
    June 10, 2017 at 9:19 pm

    Why is there an elephant leaning into the cabin of a Lexus in the last picture?

    • Turd Burglestein
      June 11, 2017 at 11:02 am

      Look closer…it’s a fupapottamus.

    • Maggie the Cat
      June 12, 2017 at 7:22 am

      Erin, everybody in Chelsea is used to elephants like the one pictured. I think the point was to show that in Chelsea it’s also permissible to park half in the street and half on the sidewalk. I suppose that’s better than parking in the middle of the street.

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