All-Star Criminals

Brave Man Who Knocked Out A Drunk Dude Outside A Worcester Bar And Rifled Through His Pockets Is Up And Coming Boxer Khiary Gray


This is Khiary Gray from Worcester.

He was supposed to be the next great boxer from Worcester, following in the footsteps of Jose Antonio River and Edwin Rodriguez. Up until 2016 all he did was win, amassing a 13-0 record, so the hype train was moving quickly.

Then he started facing better, but nothing special, no-name fighters and he’s since lost five of his last eight fights, and is basically irrelevant in the boxing world now.

So what’s he up to now? Well, it turns out he was one of the douchebags who viciously kicked the shit out of some drunken patron outside of Dubai Restaurant in down town Worcester two weeks ago. That’s him in the yellow jacket.

He delivered the knockout punch that put the victim on the ground.

Then he walked down the street and went back inside like nothing happened.

Before going back and helping his homies rifle through the unconscious man’s pockets.

I guess when you’re constantly getting your ass beat by real fighters in the ring, and the refs make you fight one on one, and your boxing career is pretty much over, the only thing you can do is jump random drunks with your gangbanging friends in downtown Worcester.

Our sources tell us that the perps were Latin Kings. Here’s a picture of Khiary tossing up their cool gang sign with the crew.

I was always under the impression that you had to be Latino to be a Latin King, but I guess if you’re a washed up boxer who isn’t afraid to jump a guy they’ll make you an honorary Boriqua.

This guy looks familiar.

Where have I seen him before?

Hmmm….I can’t recall where I’ve seen Sweatpants Sanchez before.

If you look at the way he’s dressed, it looks like Khiary might be security too. Coincidentally he seems to be employed by a bootleg security company

They get to wear cool masks.

And they seem to cater to events that specifically contain high concentrations of ratchets.

They even have their own secret handshake!

He got called out for it on Facebook and isn’t happy with the haters.

He don’t need no one to jump in.

Not at all.

Word is he’s been arrested, but I haven’t heard back yet from Worcester Police. But his boy Doogie officially did a “free muh boi” so that usually is indicative of an arrest.

Oh, and his baby momma seems lovely too.

I guess this is what a “renaissance” looks like in Worcester.



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41 Comment(s)
  • juror seven esq.
    November 28, 2019 at 11:59 am

    Gee the T & G ran a story today about all of this. They must read Turtleboy for hot takes. Going forward the WPD needs to start a program that verifies all the clubs that use private security. Find out who the fuck these clowns are and what qualifications such as training, cori, and who pays them and are they reporting the same? No under the table bull shit.

  • hahahaaaa
    November 28, 2019 at 3:26 am

    How many times did he swing before finally connecting?

  • Silencio DoGood
    November 28, 2019 at 2:07 am

    “i don’t anything for my kids…” that about sums it up.

  • Joe Early
    November 27, 2019 at 10:50 pm

    My constituents.

  • Cheesemo
    November 27, 2019 at 6:42 pm

    Whitey hates us just kuz we be black

    No whitey hates you because you are subhumans

  • Dickey m
    November 27, 2019 at 6:39 pm

    That fat disgusting spade Rachel Rollins would refuse to prosecute this fucking crow

  • Cheesemo
    November 27, 2019 at 6:37 pm

    And the apes wonder why all the white people move away when they move into a neighborhood

  • Pete Buttplug
    November 27, 2019 at 4:03 pm

    Why in God’s name would anyone willingly set foot in Worcester? The only time I ever go there is in broad daylight on a Sunday morning or early afternoon when I know these animals are sleeping it off. Worcester Art and Table Talk Pies are all the place has to offer.

    A neutron bomb would do the job.

  • Old Tom Morris
    November 27, 2019 at 3:49 pm

    I would totally wash this guys balls.

  • Said Nobody
    November 27, 2019 at 2:42 pm

    What a nice group. Their culture is very warm and welcoming

  • Ratchet Rollins D.A.
    November 27, 2019 at 1:58 pm

    I wont prosecute because its his culture so step off TB

  • William T. Madison
    November 27, 2019 at 1:58 pm

    100% chance that the dude that got knocked out “disrespected” Gray…and Gray had no choice but to “keep it real”. That’s just hood physics.

  • Not Hard
    November 27, 2019 at 1:55 pm

    Bunch of homo-thugs

  • nowinners
    November 27, 2019 at 1:47 pm

    Is there an update on the guy that got swatted? If this gangbanger is a pro boxer it is considered a deadly weapon and he will be states property. His lawyer will argue brain injury. He will walk. Everybody was wrong in this one. The victim not so much. But those thugs that kicked him while he was down and rifled through his pockets should be executed if it were still a legal punishment.

  • Spic Tormentor
    November 27, 2019 at 1:42 pm

    I’m totally fine with these animals from the ethnic swamp beating the shit out of each other and then getting arrested.

  • juror seven esq.
    November 27, 2019 at 1:41 pm

    K’Neal, Khiary, Kaboose they’ll be running a train up his ass. Preparation H to the rescue.

  • juror seven esq.
    November 27, 2019 at 1:34 pm

    If you look at the way he’s dressed, it looks like Khiary might be security too.
    Or that yellow jacket might mean he was a back up singer with Sha Na Na.
    Hopefully he’ll be singing the high notes in a few months while boarding at MCI Shirley.

  • Hipsterbeard Beta-Cuckstein
    November 27, 2019 at 1:32 pm

    This reminds me of the time I had to get my “little brother” to have a talk with the neighborhood kids that were all hassling me when I was in my first apartment during grad school at Clark. When I brought him to the Y I recognized the hoodlums. Turns out they were all in junior high together so all I had to do was buy them a bunch of alcohol and it got resolved. Good karma for volunteering I guess.

  • Corinth Arkadin
    November 27, 2019 at 1:19 pm

    Up and coming.

    Not any more! He’s Turtleboy Famous now.

    The cops will be soon be at his door.

    KNOCK KNOCK, “…Come heeeere, motherfucker.”

  • Doctor Bone
    November 27, 2019 at 12:57 pm

    Haha, THAT’S who that is? It took him way too many attempts to land the knockout hit on a drunk. And it was an ambush! I expected better, even of a washed-up boxer.

  • Archie Bunka
    November 27, 2019 at 12:48 pm

    Why does the bar have an A-Rab name? Are A-Rab “investors” laundering cash through this front?

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    November 27, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    Worcester, such an enterprising town. They’re getting the Woosox! Hahaha.

    • juror seven esq.
      November 27, 2019 at 1:18 pm

      Can’t wait for the team to get here. Looking forward to seeing Dustin Pedroia on a rehab. assignment playing in Worcester. Not really.

      • murdochpatsymcreynolds
        Old Tom Morris
        November 27, 2019 at 2:33 pm

        Yes. The Little Leader. He will be running up the back staircase to rat on Rusney Castillo and the rest of his teammates. He will be under Larry Lucchino’s desk for sure.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ray Patriarca
    November 27, 2019 at 12:40 pm

    Savages being savages.
    And savages begat more baby savages.
    Fucking dolt can’t even form a proper sentence.
    Thug life.
    Gotta love it.
    Everybody thinks they are gangsta’.
    The worst thing the Feds ever did was go after the “real” gangsters.
    Nature abhors a vacuum.
    Now, we are infested with these wanna-be, gang-sign flashing idiots.
    Thanks, J. Edgar !

  • WhereAllAmerican
    November 27, 2019 at 12:25 pm

    Funny Part is With all there Security Emblems, All of these guys in there head thought they were doing a Good Thing, and would get away with it. The guy the stupid white kid squared off at first should have just fought him 1 on 1. no jumping on heads on ground. This video right here i would use in the courtroom if ever needed, if a group ever comes at me. Better to be judged by 12. I aint getting my head jumped on… P.S in my opinion 2 on 1 is Assault with deadly weapon, never mind shod foot. 2 people coming at me, im assuming there going to kill me.

  • massholio
    November 27, 2019 at 12:22 pm

    Next stop palookaville!

    • juror seven esq.
      November 27, 2019 at 1:15 pm

      Actually, he’s been there for a while.

  • Spider Rico
    November 27, 2019 at 12:18 pm

    Isn’t a professional tomato can whacking a pedestrian considered assault with a deadly weapon? Going on a limb and assuming this definitely isn’t his first time running afoul of the law, I’d say it’s a very good chance that he’ll be wearing an orange jumpsuit in the near future.

    • Mickey
      November 27, 2019 at 2:21 pm

      A+ name, Rock.

  • Pissed off white boy who works 50+ hours a week
    November 27, 2019 at 12:14 pm

    Wasn’t there another black boxer from Worcester that is doing time in Shirley medium? He’s a heavyweight and very well known in Worcester for selling that cocaine but apparently he’s not to good at it. As for this guy. What a fuckin bozo. I love you TurtleBoy this man is probably embarrassed as fuck. Washed up no name boxer had to rifle through the mans pockets after knocking him out because he ain’t making shit from the boxing world!!! And as for his 2 Latin king buddies Pablo and Escobar you guys will be up state soon with both cheeks spread wide for daddy. That little spic weighs 138 pounds soaking wet and if Hernandez was still around would’ve pounded him sideways. Seriously though it’s 2019 anyone who is acting ghetto to this day needs to be put down like the savage pit bull lovin chicago bull wearin fake gold chain havin ass clowns they are.

    • juror seven esq.
      November 27, 2019 at 1:22 pm

      Bobby Harris comes to mind but I didn’t know he went afoul of the law. I thought I read something about his son getting into the boxing game and Bobby was working with him.

    • Benjamin Button
      November 27, 2019 at 3:03 pm

      You are thinking of Dick Eklund and he is from Lowell, ma. He is a crackhead and his brother is Micky Ward the movie the fighter is about and Mark Mark Walberg played him. Boxers are always in jail Mike Tyson was a rapist and ali was a draft dodger.

  • Real_Finn
    November 27, 2019 at 12:07 pm

    Gayest. handshake. ever.

    Get Fucked,

  • Gaysters
    November 27, 2019 at 12:05 pm

    What a gay little club they got there.

  • Vlad putinass
    November 27, 2019 at 12:04 pm

    I was waiting 4 u w expose these pieces of trash. Thank u TB

  • ncfoothillbilly
    November 27, 2019 at 11:59 am

    You know theyre legit. They have ‘security’ (in case they couldnt properly spell it) on their shirts and they have badges. I remember when youd save 6 UPC codes from boxes of Cap’n Crunch to mail in with $1.95 for S&H to get one of those super-snazzy badges. Remember kids…Drink Your Ovaltine…

    • Real_Finn
      November 27, 2019 at 12:19 pm

      “they have security”

      They look like Antifa security, so I’m guessing none of them can land a punch. Wasted money.

      • ncfoothillbilly
        November 27, 2019 at 1:02 pm

        If their security standards are on par with Henry King Osos writing ability you would be correct.

    • juror seven esq.
      November 27, 2019 at 1:50 pm

      Before it said Security on the shirt, it said Constable. Formerly employees of the phony Northshore clown that was thinking he and the boys had their own little secret police force. Police cars, flashing lights and blue plates that said police.

  • Alan Bohdiewicz
    Aj Alphonse
    November 27, 2019 at 11:55 am

    I kinda hope this asshole is tossing salads instead of punches in his current situation.

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