Update: People are saying that this is not the Leominster Popeye’s, and that the upstanding individual who posted it just used a Snapchat filter. Regardless, the opinions expressed about Fitchburg and Popeye’s in general remain the same. It’s just satire folks.
I’ve never eaten at a Popeye’s before, because I’m not a fupasloth. When I want fast food fried chicken I go to Chick Fil-A like a civilized human being. And this video (which was alleged to have been at the Leominster Popeye’s but is actually another Popeye’s) is why.
Honestly, I can understand why people thought this was Leominster. Those booty short in October had Fitchburg written all over it.
Look, if you give Gravy Schumer sweet and sour sauce when she specifically asked for honey mustard, odds are she’s gonna throw it back in your face. That’s just science.
Gravy Schumer vastly underestimated what would happen when she chose to do that too. She probably thought, “these ho’s are working, so they can’t do shit to me if I throw this sweet and sour sauce at her face.”
Shotput Sherry led the charge and smacked that bitch in the face.
In a normal world the other employees would jump in and pull her off because this is a place where children come to eat shitty, processed chicken. But again, this is Popeye’s in the hood, so every employee working had to drop what they were doing to give Gravy Schumer a ride on the hoodrat helicopter.
Even the manager in the blue shirt was getting in on it. Gravy Schumer might’ve been able to get away with a stunt like that in Wendy’s, but when you throw a sweet and sour sauce in a Popeye’s, you best be ready to get your ass beat.
I think the most ratchet person of all of them was the guy who shared the video and said it was happening in Leominster.
When every single picture you’ve ever posed for necessitates an obligatory middle finger at the camera.
You know you done gone full ratchet. Same goes for copious usage of 100 emojis, obscure references about freeing your degenerate friends from bondage, random pictures of the homies holding bottles of Henny, and Facebook posts glamorizing your likely not too distant death so you can die a “real nigga.”
Shocking he seems to be from Fitchburg. I was gonna guess Lancaster.
You know where people like this never go? Chick Fil-A. It’s the Whole Foods of fast food. You build those in your town and the shitheads stay away like it’s kryptonite.
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Back in the day, when you threw something in someone’s face, you were taken out the back door, given a good beating, and left in the alley. Of course, there were no camera to record this.
eh 4 out of 10. someone shoulda dumped a bin of gravy on that bitch.
going to get lots of down votes but kudos to the staff for whipping this dummys ass. people are fucking assholes these days and if you want to start shit and aren’t ready to back it up this is what you get. when I was spinning wrenches as a kid some dick spit on the senior mechanic in the showroom and promptly got the shit kicked out of him by everyone including the counter girl. cops did nothing essentially saying to the guy you won’t do that again will you.
Savages just being savages.
Nuff said !
This is why we judge a book by its cover . For this exact reason !
At what point do intelligent black people tell the ones acting like animals to stop?
Wasn’t it Popeye’s that won the recent national fried chicken competition? If so, it’s hard to believe after watching these videos.
If you were a higher up in Popeye’s, where in the world would you begin to start to try to fix this lunacy? Oddly, these ghetto-location stores may be the most profitable, notwithstanding the fact that they must have to carry a billion dollars of insurance of every conceivable type. Maybe a few ex NFL-types as armed bouncers would do the trick.
i love when fast food workers start wylin. you know they’ve been waiting to unleash after dealing with the ‘lemme get uuhhhs’ all day. what a wake up call for this girl who thought her actions would go without consequence. ratchets all around.
“they’ve been waiting to unleash after dealing with the ‘lemme get uuhhhs’ all day”
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Brilliant.
Seems the exterminators didn’t do their job…rat infestation at this location.
gays and their adoring fans hate chick fila because the owner believes in traditional marriage. These weirdos and their adoring fans have even turned it around to fit their narrative “Chick fila hates gays!!”
Kanye West also likes Chick Fil A.
This dude certainly likes his chicken and watermelon…
Kanye’s message a little more uplifting haha.
Wait, this is “satire.” ??
Fucking savages. And I’m not being racist either, because that includes the pasty white chick who got her ass beat.
You’d see the same thing on the National Geographic channel if a Bonobo tried taking a banana from the territory of a troop of chimpanzees.
Glad to see the manager in the blue shirt was the voice of reason and deescalated the situation.
I was thinking the same thing: bonobo vs. chimps.
Did you watch the Why We Hate documentary on Discovery?
This docu series is so racist towards white people; it only shows white ppl being violent and completely ignores the black on black violence in major cities like Baltimore, Chicago, etc. (all Democrat controlled BTW).
Or all of sub-Saharan Africa for that matter?
Black on black? It’s actually black on black, White, Asian, Hispanic, Arab, Jew, Hawaiian Islander, Martian, and everything else.
There is a reason they had to be segregated, enslaved and colonized for thousands of years… They just don’t belong in society.
The filthy hoodrat animal in the blue shirt should be charged with assault and battery.
you are a human trash can if you actually eat at chick fil a. what the fuck is wrong with you
You must be a member of the Fancy Alphabet Group, or one of their sympathizers.
Can do us all a favor and either shut the fuck up, or die?
Either one is acceptable.
Don’t hate on Popeye’s Merrimack. You don’t know of what you speak of. Popeye’s is awesome you just have to go to one that isn’t in the ghetto…like Leominster lol
The Popeyes in Salem, NH/Methuen is good. Had one of new spicy chicken sandwiches there back at the beginning of August, it put chick fil-a to shame. People who haven’t tried Popeyes shouldn’t knock it.
“July in October” got what she deserved.
Filthy monkies and spics chimping out. Imagine the headline if ten whites had the audacity to beat a chimp.
On a good note, the chimps and spics from the beer garden were indicted yesterday.
I like the McDonalds video of an employee throwing a blender at an unruly chimp .
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