If you like free speech and want to support what we’re doing, feel free to donate to the Turtle fund:
Hello Turtle Riders. As you know if you follow Turtleboy we are constantly getting censored and banned by Facebook for what are clearly not violations of their terms of service. Twitter has done the same, and trolls mass reported our blog to Google AdSense thousands of times, leading to demonitization. We can get by and survive, but we could really use your help. Please consider donating by hitting the PayPal button above if you’d like support free speech and what we do in the face of Silicon Valley censorship. Or just buy our award winning book about the dangers of censorship and rise of Turtleboy:
So this three second video showcasing some Grade-A ratchet child rearing was shared with us by one of our readers, and it’s caused quite the stir.
Essentially, this claptrap queen is seen pulling her young daughter’s hair to get her to follow directions, because what better way to raise up a kid than to teach them that you either listen, or get dragged by your hurr?
The snapchat filters tell me just about everything I need to know about her parenting, anyway. Surprisingly enough, the ratchets of Facebook convened and decidedly almost unanimously that homie don’t play that shit, yo.
Honestly, I think naming the poor kid “Nirvana” is grounds enough to open up a DCF case, but I digress. And boy, do these ratchets have their own comparison stories as to how DCF went too hard on them, but somehow lets this skunkslut drag her kid around like a Friday night bar brawl.
And although another hoodrat’s transgressions does not equate to an exoneration for the rest of them, the general consensus doesn’t make Flat Brimmed Fists of Fury sound like the world’s most nurturing mom, by a long shot.
What I can discern from this ratchetnese exchange is that Ashley:
- Fails to adequately bathe her children.
- Fails to appropriately dress them for the weather.
- Once psychically disciplined her child in what sounds like a bootleg, low income Chuck E Cheese type establishment called “Fun World”, for having an accident.
- Is trying to get her dick of the week to inseminate her so she can birth yet another welfare check she is allegedly unable to care for or support.
And let me tell you, Ashley and her new cream shooter look like a genetic powerhouse for sure.
Because when you’re living the high life in low income housing, “wife and husband” means he moved in to live off your voucher and stopped using rubbers. Although this gastoglob of a stench trench never showed up to defend herself in the comments, a quick glance at her Facebook profile tells you everything you need to know about the sentiments she most likely carries regarding the judgement of other ratchets.
So I’m sure she’d be really receptive to all the constructive criticism coming her way. Do you, boo boo…only God can judge! Oh, that and an actual juvenile court judge…because if things are as they appear to be here, it’s only a matter of time.