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Video: Rancid Snatchasarus Grabs Young Daughter By The Hair, Comments Make Her Sound Like A Fantastic Mother And Offer Proof That Rachets Eat Their Own

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So this three second video showcasing some Grade-A ratchet child rearing was shared with us by one of our readers, and it’s caused quite the stir.

 

 

Essentially, this claptrap queen is seen pulling her young daughter’s hair to get her to follow directions, because what better way to raise up a kid than to teach them that you either listen, or get dragged by your hurr?

The snapchat filters tell me just about everything I need to know about her parenting, anyway. Surprisingly enough, the ratchets of Facebook convened and decidedly almost unanimously that homie don’t play that shit, yo.

 

Honestly, I think naming the poor kid “Nirvana” is grounds enough to open up a DCF case, but I digress. And boy, do these ratchets have their own comparison stories as to how DCF went too hard on them, but somehow lets this skunkslut drag her kid around like a Friday night bar brawl.

 

And although another hoodrat’s transgressions does not equate to an exoneration for the rest of them, the general consensus doesn’t make Flat Brimmed Fists of Fury sound like the world’s most nurturing mom, by a long shot.

What I can discern from this ratchetnese exchange is that Ashley:

  1. Fails to adequately bathe her children.
  2. Fails to appropriately dress them for the weather.
  3. Once psychically disciplined her child in what sounds like a bootleg, low income Chuck E Cheese type establishment called “Fun World”, for having an accident.
  4. Is trying to get her dick of the week to inseminate her so she can birth yet another welfare check she is allegedly unable to care for or support.

 

And let me tell you, Ashley and her new cream shooter look like a genetic powerhouse for sure.

 

Because when you’re living the high life in low income housing, “wife and husband” means he moved in to live off your voucher and stopped using rubbers. Although this gastoglob of a stench trench never showed up to defend herself in the comments, a quick glance at her Facebook profile tells you everything you need to know about the sentiments she most likely carries regarding the judgement of other ratchets.

 

So I’m sure she’d be really receptive to all the constructive criticism coming her way. Do you, boo boo…only God can judge! Oh, that and an actual juvenile court judge…because if things are as they appear to be here, it’s only a matter of time.

14 Comment(s)
  • January 10, 2019 at 12:56 am

    That government shut down though. How flooded do you think the ebt lines, website & office are going to be next month when they dont get their free shit. I’m laughing out loud all the way to the supermarket. Fucking A, you might see some actual white people in market basket for once!! I hope trump keeps this shit up a few more months. I bet next years ratchet birthrate gos down a few %. No probably not I know but damn me for the wishful thinking.

    I hope they all kill one another. O yeah the already do. Well let’s hope when they dont get their free shit next month they loot and riot and burn their shitholes down with them in it! The shutdown sucks for a few things but its reasons like this I fully support it.

    No ebt for you. No ssdi for you. No welfare for you. No section 8 for you. No daycare voucher for you. Hahaha no fucking free shit for any of you!

  • End illegal immigration once and for all
    January 8, 2019 at 10:41 am

    This blog is just another example of why we need a wall. Im not alleging that anyone of these ratchets shown in this blog are illegal, however I’m sure that half or more of their birth mothers or fathers were. This shit needs to end, working class americans can’t afford them.

  • Clitty Litter
    January 8, 2019 at 6:10 am

    Nice matching leaf shirts.
    Must be job interview day.

  • USDA
    January 7, 2019 at 9:55 pm

    I think that Goya products are spiked with fertility drugs and lead.

  • dukakis
    January 7, 2019 at 6:23 pm

    ill bet her beaver is dangerous to smell.

  • The angry taint
    January 7, 2019 at 5:09 pm

    these fucking grundel goblins murdering the english language while comparing their DCF stories is pure fucking gold. btw fuck facebook and those filters

  • WeAreFukd
    January 7, 2019 at 4:46 pm

    “Because when you’re living the high life in low income housing, “wife and husband” means he moved in to live off your voucher and stopped using rubbers.”

    How do you come up with this stuff. That’s gold.

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    January 7, 2019 at 4:36 pm

    Typical Pig Bitch… Low class would be a step up for this shitstain

  • Randall Guy
    January 7, 2019 at 3:32 pm

    Meh. People talk all misty-eyed about the old days when kids weren’t spoiled and were treated like this.

    “My old man used to give me a smack and I turned out fine!”

    Until they see it. Then they want to call DCF.

  • NoMo Benny
    January 7, 2019 at 3:17 pm

    End the bennies and this shit will end. They will work or wither and die.

    • Captain Trips
      January 8, 2019 at 10:33 am

      Agreed

  • ace
    January 7, 2019 at 2:56 pm

    Thanks for the daily dose of “Trailer Park Trash Today”. Hard hitting journalism on this blog.

    • WeAreFukd
      January 7, 2019 at 4:43 pm

      You gotta admit it’s funny as hell. Not the abuse of course, but the world in general. See… this ho is going to have her kids taken away, all the while still having more kids. This isn’t a single instance bro, this is ‘Merica. This is why the country is doomed. Rachets in, rachets out. Everywhere. Read those FB posts. Not a single one was a complete sentence, let alone had any resemblance of proper spelling or grammar. Look how many have DCF experience. Every single person in that exchange of rachetology is probably on the taxpayer’s dime, living the good life.

      We are Fukd.

      • Captain Trips
        January 8, 2019 at 10:36 am

        Only a matter of time too. And 100% thanks to a liberal welfare system. Same thing happened to the Roman Empire.

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