Video: The Fall River Christmas Album, And Our Upcoming Collaboration With Whatever Bros Films
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Merry Christmas to all our awesome Turtle Riders! I hope you all have an awesome holiday full of strong eggnog and more than just socks under the tree. I hope all you ratchets were able to sell those foodstamps for 50 cents to the dollar and got all your shopping done at the Family Dollar. I hope all you SJWs have a successful day of preventing Nazis from trashing your town’s menorah, and planning women’s rights marches around the diversity tree. We’ll catch you in 2019. Peace, love and goodwill!
In the spirit of Christmas, I am pumped to announce our upcoming collaboration with Whatever Bros Films. You may recognize them from their hilariously cringeworthy Fall River Rap that made my list – or you may recognize Scottie Mederios as the “Fall River Guy”.
This is a merger even Christmas Baby Jesus approves of.
To kick things off, here is the closest thing to a Christmas album to ever come out of the city of Fall River. Merry Christmas errrrbody!
Garbage. Utter garbage.
Christmas eve. I wish all to have a merry Christmas and Happy and safe New Years. I haven’t been out here in a long time. I have upheld my end of the agreement not to report tbs. I do have a suspicion that tbs is hacking my computers at work and are still calling me from private numbers to harass. My suspicion is that it is Brett and Matt.
“Treat others the way you want to be treated.” “Matthew 25:35 35 For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in,…”
Deuteronomy 15:11 “For there will never cease to be poor in the land. Therefore I command you, ‘You shall open wide your hand to your brother, to the needy and to the poor, in your land.’”
“For there will never cease to be poor in the land. Therefore I command you, ‘You shall open wide your hand to your brother, to the needy and to the poor, in your land.’”
“Whoever oppresses a poor man insults his Maker, but he who is generous to the needy honors him”. “For there will never cease to be poor in the land. Therefore I command you, ‘You shall open wide your hand to your brother, to the needy and to the poor, in your land.”
In ending; attempting to shame someone out of addiction and or homelessness doesnt work as they are unfortunately shamed every minute all day and everyday. Give a word of encouragement. Give a hand up not a hand out. Our entire community needs to come together and offer their love and support. Merry Christmas to all especially those who seethe in hatred for me.
Merry Christmas to you and your family, Kevin. Look, I’m anonymous as they come and I still got a ‘Are you a National Grid customer’ and another messageless robocall today. It’s not a conspiracy and you’re not being targeted. Basically, some people just figured out that they can spam our phone lines with robocalls at no price and they sell the numbers that pick up for easy money. It’s just a lower tier of the Windows support scam or the IRS scam. Roll with it.
Dam Bristol, is there anything you can’t pull off? These guys are so funny, this is a great idea! This is so exciting!!!!
Some holiday classics right there bro. Merry Christmas to all
That’s a no for me, dawg