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Viral Video Of Minivan Full Of NH White Kids Looking For Drugs In Lawrence And Getting Yelled At By Lawrence Cops Has The “Fuck The Police” Crew Fired Up

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So a video of a police stop in Lawrence last night, shared on the Facebook page of a Methuen woman named Toni Moretto is going viral. Quick background here. Lawrence is by far the worst city in Massachusetts, and it’s not even really close. It’s like Holyoke, Brockton, and Ware on ghettoroids. Check out some of the beauty and splendor in Lawrence from our bone ride through there:

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And there’s pretty much a guy standing on every street corner all day, not working. Except more then likely they are “on the clock.”

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Last week New Hampshire governor John Sununu (republican) blamed Lawrence Mayor Dan Rivera (democrat) for New Hampshire’s drug epidemic, making the unfounded allegation that illegal immigrants sell 85% of the drugs that end up in the Granite State.

So naturally the cops who work in these high crime areas are used to locking up shitbags. And if you’re Mayor Rivera, and the governor of NH just blamed your city for his state’s entire drug problem, your’e obviously gonna be looking for cars full of white kids driving through known drug areas with New Hampshire license plates.

And that’s exactly what happened in the video shared by Toni Moretto. A minivan with tinted windows full of white kids at 2 AM was pulled over in a known drug area, the people inside the car would not cooperate with the officers, and one of them ended up getting arrested. Naturally the video starts right when the passenger is dragged out of the vehicle and cuffed. The mainstream media will try to spin this against the cops, so let’s show you what really happened:

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Right at the beginning the cop tells the passenger to get out of the car. He repeatedly says “no” and resists. Obviously when you do that you’re gonna get fucked up. Contrary to popular belief your white privilege will not protect you when you’re being an asshole.

I watched that video a few times. The foul language obviously will alarm some people. The cop is clearly angry and upset, and uses language that they probably don’t teach you in the academy. With that being said, I LOVE it!! Dude, we’re in the midst of an unprecedented opiate epidemic. People are dying every single day. And those who aren’t dead yet are dragging other people down with them by stealing, robbing, and murdering for drug money.

Plus, the governor of NH just accused this one particular city of being the source of 85% of NH’s drug problems. And the cops are supposed to play nice-nice with these assholes? It’s bad enough the Lawrence cops have to deal with Lawrence drug dealers. The fact that they see New Hampshire plates on a minivan driving around a drug infested area at 2 AM, acting shady as shit, probably pisses them off. Then when they pull these twatwaffles over and ask them to open the doors they get treated to a game of 21 questions.

Oh yea, and how bout the fact that the most important part of the video is left out – the events that led to the chudmuffin being dragged out of the car. According to sources the cops were asking them REPEATEDLY what they were doing in a high drug traffic area at 2 AM in a city they don’t live in. Here’s the real story from Mayor Dan Rivera:

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See that right there folks? That’s leadership. That’s what the democratic party COULD and SHOULD be. They back their police officers and they don’t fall for viral videos that leave out 90% of what led up to the interaction in the first place. They use common sense. They stand up for the good guys and don’t care if the bad guys have their feelings hurt.

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The message was clearly sent loud and clear – if you come to Lawrence to buy drugs, we will not be nice to you. Buy drugs somewhere else. And if I lived in Lawrence, I would LOVE this. It would be like music to my ears:

I will not give our police officers mixed messages. If you are in Lawrence trying to buy drugs and you do not cooperate with police you will not be treated hospitably. PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN LAWRENCE should know that our police are doing what you want, making people who do not live in Lawrence uncomfortable to buy or sell drugs in our City. It will not always be pretty (as the video shows) but it is necessary to let the outsiders know, they are not welcome. I know its election time so be careful of candidates that want to politicize our public safety they do not want to make you safer they are just trying to score political points. The video is not pretty but, not inappropriate.

Dan Rivera, if you were here right now I’d kiss you on the lips. God bless you. We need more leadership like this.

Here’s where the incident took place on Lowell and Oxford Street in Lawrence:

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You might recognize that intersection from our bone ride:

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But it’s not a major throughway. And the only reason anyone would be there at that time who doesn’t live there, is to buy drugs.

Here’s one of the skagbags who was in the car:

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As you can see, Ryli is from Dracut:

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Two towns over from Lawrence.

She is under the impression that she is in fact hood:

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And apparently her goal is to become some sort of Instagram model who specializes in bathroom selfies.

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She also comes from a law abiding family, including her father Jarrod who has been commenting heavily on the video. Here’s his brilliant take on the situation:

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Wait….what? They were in Lowell now? Getting arrested by cops in Lawrence? OK.

Jarrod attempts to say in some sort of English based dialect that his children in the car have no criminal record. And it appears as if his daughters Ryli and Jami were in the vehicle.

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Except Jami certainly has been arrested before. For drugs.

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Oh, and Dad is no stranger to run ins with the law either:

“Jarrod Pappalardo, 42, Salem, N.H.; fugitive from justice, warrant for failure to appear.”

Yea, his kids would NEVER buy drugs in Lawrence. Ever.

Meanwhile, Toni Moretto and Brieanna “can I buy a vowel” Whitney were also in the vehicle and were leading the charge in the comments section. Let’s hear their side of the story:

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Legit, if you say “legit” one more time, I’m gonna donkey punch you back to Dracut.

Alright, so they admit that they got pulled over and the first thing these shitbags did was get lippy with the cops and ask them why they’re being pulled over. This Turtleboy has been pulled over PLENTY of times. I even had to go to some class in Leominster a few years back with a bunch of other repeat offenders after getting three moving violations in a two year period. But not ONCE have I ever thought to ask the cop why I was being pulled over. Ever. Because I’m not stupid and I know that I will find out in due time why I was pulled over. The only kind of people who ask cops a question like that are muffs who are looking for an argument. And clearly the Lawrence Police are not here to argue with a minivan full of white chicks from Dracut at 2 in the morning.

So Brieanna, what were you doing there at that time?

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Oh right. She has “friends and family” in the worst neighborhood in Lawrence. And she thought she’d pay them a visit at 2 AM. Yup, her story checks out!! Keep in mind, this chick is from…..

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New Hampshire. And had she gone back to NH with a big bag of heroin, Governor Sununu would’ve blamed Dan Rivera. Makes sense.

Oh yea, and Brieanna has this for a tittoo:

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Lisa Marie is obviously someone close to her who died in 2015 and was born in 1981. Well, that would seem to match the profile of Lisa Paradis, who according to her obituary “passed away unexpectedly,” and Brieanna was her niece. And although the cause of death was not listed, 99 times out of 100 when you see an obituary where someone died unexpectedly, it means drugs were involved. But yea, I’m sure Brieanna was there to visit friends and family.

Then her story changed and said she was “going through Lawrence”:

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Going home from where? Andover? Because if you live north of Lawrence, and you were going THROUGH Lawrence, then that means you were coming from SOUTH of Lawrence. Nothing to see here. Just some 18 year olds in a minivan with tinted windows, going clubbing in Andover and making a quick pit stop in Lawrence. That makes sense.

But because of the current climate regarding cops, no one did this basic research. However, they do know that the mainstream media won’t question their video. They’ll just air it because it will be good for a few million clicks and fuel the “fuck the police” mentality that’s ruining this country. Naturally their first choice was WCVB Channel 5, because as we’ve documented WCVB is notoriously anti-law enforcement.

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Then there’s this winner, who believes his is a private investigator from Nevada, and has been bothering the Lawrence Police since he saw the video:

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Way to keep it 100 Stevey boy!! I know I’d sure feel confident with a “private investigator” like this on my team!!

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Then there’s this broad, who apparently thinks cops should die because of videos like this:

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Oh yea, you know why Chicago PD “ain’t even this bad” sweety? Because Chicago is a war zone and every time a cop tries to bust a drug dealer some asshole with an iPhone is asking them what they did wrong.

Then you had these brilliant thinkers:

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I know I always feel better when I have a guy named “Thatfirst God” in my corner. But just like the people in that vehicle he din du nuffin!!

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Free my boi!!

Anyway, can’t wait to see what the MSM does with this video. Just remember that these cops did absolutely nothing wrong. And if we’re serious about fighting the drug epidemic, then this is the kind of policing that needs to take place.

20 Comment(s)
  • It's a Lawrencian Thing
    March 13, 2018 at 10:32 pm

    I’ve known Brieanna Whitney since she was in elementary school, in fact we were on the same bus. She lived in a super scuzzy house that even as a kid I knew was out of place in Londonderry, I stayed far away from this trash bag. Fast forward and she became a teen mom (imagine my shock XD) and now I hear she’s done this. Looks like she’s well on her way to picking up all of the ratchet hoe merit badges and then following her momma or whoever’s on her tittoo into an early grave.

  • Sterlingsilva
    March 12, 2018 at 11:09 pm

    And if the van was full of blacks or Hispanics? Media would be absolutely spastic!

    • Turtle on a Fencepost
      March 13, 2018 at 10:02 am

      Right you are. Rivera left out the fact that Lawrence is a “sanctuary” city. So if you’re illegal you’re cool..otherwise F*k Off!

  • Barack O
    March 12, 2018 at 7:55 pm

    Behold what I have created! White, tennaged, tongue ringed and tattooed fucktards throwing the N word around like a cheap whore. Gangbangers sporting their favorite gats, Parents with no sense of integrity, an out of control welfare state and all sorts of disrespect towards cops and debauchery. After all, the Cambridge Police acted stupidly and so apparently did the Lawrence PD.

  • A. Friend
    March 12, 2018 at 7:48 pm

    I hold the internet responsible for giving every young, immature, foul mouthed, ignorant, uneducated moron a place to spew their idiotic thoughts on how the police should coddle their precious little selves. Sorry, but we all know you didn’t take a wrong turn and accidentally wound up in a high drug activity neighborhood. Here’s an idea, do something with your lives and stay out of shitholes. I still weep for our future if this is what our next generation looks like.

    • Snarf
      March 13, 2018 at 3:01 pm

      Some ex-top Facebook & Google execs recently came out and apologized for what they helped create. They got together and formed some kind of coalition against social media.

  • vicxh
    March 12, 2018 at 6:18 pm

    Ryli, Jami and Brieanna – that’s an awesome foursome right there

  • vicxh
    March 12, 2018 at 6:16 pm

    If the dad is cool with Ryli taking those pics, who am I to judge? If he is cool with her being out at 2 am in Lawrence, who am I to judge. I am only here to do her.

  • ICE
    March 12, 2018 at 5:26 pm

    We are the solution to the Latino problem. We’ll save resources by leaving the Indians and the Japanese alone, and instead we’ll focus on the races that are causing the problems.

    They don’t enjoy the same rights as American citizens since they’re not, and being here illegally and causing problems categorizes them as enemy combatants.

  • March 12, 2018 at 3:10 pm

    Shoot this cock nugget in the head.
    Lmfao haahaaa this dude thinks his daughters are so sweet & innocent! Well I’ve got news for you bro. Your little saints have had everyyyyyyy unwashed nasty smelly std infected nigg & spick tax reliant dick from every shithole town in mass & n.h. run through all of their holes every fucking hole even their ears! All while Tyrone & Jose shoot them up with that down town dirty brown. So, I ask you bro daddy? how does it feel to know your little saints have had their veins injected with poison while they take dirty cock in every hole? Bet they is not they saints you tfink they is. Haahaaa I bet by 24 they both have 17 kids by 86 babie daddies. I wish ice would come to mass they would be busy for the next 46 years rounding up all these trash bags.

  • March 12, 2018 at 2:55 pm

    I always wondered what it would be like if the Germans won the war!

  • Jack Mehoff
    March 12, 2018 at 2:55 pm

    What a bunch of piece of shit losers. They all deserved a beating and that includes the douche bags in the car. They all at least should have been pepper sprayed for good measure. How many of these illiterate fucks are DREAMERS ??? This is the future of America unless we do something about it.

  • Randy
    March 12, 2018 at 2:32 pm

    This whole thread is running a muck.

  • Idiocracy
    March 12, 2018 at 2:30 pm

    ………….and these pollywogs are reproducing. (hits head on table in slow rhythmic pattern)

  • Klitty Litter
    March 12, 2018 at 2:16 pm

    It’s “amok” not “a muck” schmuck.

  • z
    March 12, 2018 at 2:01 pm

    The old saying:
    “Nothing good happens after midnight” is true.

    You have cops working the night shift. Not much going on @ 2 AM.

    The cops see an out of state vehicle full of people.
    White people, in a drug area.
    Which really sticks out @ 2 AM.

    If it was me and I was a cop, I’d just assume it was a bunch of church kids wrapping up
    a Habitat for Humanity build somewhere in the neighborhood. Those roof shingles don’t get
    nailed all by themselves.

  • Ramon
    March 12, 2018 at 1:32 pm

    You have to start mirroring these videos for when they’re removed. Get on that.

  • Spic Smasha
    March 12, 2018 at 1:31 pm

    Spics are vermin. Lawrence should be carpet bombed out of existence.

  • Rick Shaw
    March 12, 2018 at 1:16 pm

    God. I wish they’d all overdose. On another note, the mayor of Lawrence has terrible grammar…shocker. Only Lawrence has a mayor that puts out a public statement with multiple grammatical errors.

  • BadCaseOfJungleFever
    March 12, 2018 at 1:16 pm

    Tongues out for niga dick in dey mouth and azz. These skanks are damaged goods and deserve every beating a niga decides to give em. No self respect

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