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Virginia Should Have To Forfeit To UNC-Wilmington For Allowing This Man-Bun In A NCAA Tournament Game

Virginia Should Have To Forfeit To UNC-Wilmington For Allowing This Man-Bun In A NCAA Tournament Game

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One of Turtleboy’s upset 12-5 specials this year is UNC Wilmington over Virginia. UVA has crapped its pants the last three years in the tourney, and Wilmington is an upstart team that should’ve won a tournament game last year and is simply electric to watch. Plus their coach is the guy Turtleboy thinks UMass should be going after.

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Things were looking great at first. Wilmington was up by 15, but UVA came back and now the Cavaliers are up 1 at halftime. Nevertheless I have 1,000% faith in Wilmington winning this game, simply because of this:

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No. Just no. No, no, no, no, no.

You cannot win big games in the NCAA tournament if your point guard has a man bun. It’s a scientific fact. How his teammates and coaches allow this is beyond me. Should be a flagrant foul and UVA should have to forfeit this game immediately. What’s next? Flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hats? Food stamp trading booths? Where does his madness end?

Wilmington by 12.

 

 

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6 Comment(s)
  • DJ Dmitry
    March 16, 2017 at 11:12 pm

    The punk wasn’t even born, when I had the man-bun in the early nineties. When Deee-Lite was hot.

  • Brian Albright
    March 16, 2017 at 6:57 pm

    …and you should stop watching school aged boys play ball faggot

  • Turtlehead
    BrianAlbrecht
    March 16, 2017 at 2:39 pm

    Sometimes I sit on cucumbers and see if I can get the m far enough in to come out of my mouth. This one time in school, my gym teacher noticed I wear lipstick so he made me wear a cheerleader uniform while he stuck a mop handle all the way into my pancreas. It felt great too

  • Brian Albrecht
    March 16, 2017 at 2:24 pm

    Oh YEAH!! I like that man bun. Gives me somethin to hold onto when a dudes workin my ass and I’m flat on my back!!! Take it deeper YOU HOMO!!!

  • BrianAlbrecht
    March 16, 2017 at 2:16 pm

    FIRST

  • BrianAlbrecht
    March 16, 2017 at 2:16 pm

    Terrible take.

    WHERES TURD BURGLESTEIN LIVE? anyone want to tell me i’ll go there today.

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