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 Virtue Signaling Alabama Doctor Makes Up Obvious Lie About Young Healthy White People Dying From COVID And Begging Her For Vaccine Because They Thought White People Couldn’t Die From COVID


These are doctors Brytney and and Miles Cobia.

Brytney made a Facebook post that went viral earlier in the week that is one of the most fantastic pieces of fiction you will ever read.

I’ve seen a lot of obvious lies go viral on social media, but can’t remember one that was this obviously made up since Jussie Smollett. If this were true, which it’s not, then this doctor would be a sadistic psychopath for rubbing it in the faces of dying people that they were dumb for not getting vaccinated.

But of course this never happened. She wanted to push an agenda because only 1/3 of people in Alabama have chosen to get vaccinated, and she wants to scare the other 2/3 into getting the jab. She just went way too far with her story that no rational person could take it seriously. Not a single person in the world believes that you can only catch the virus if you’re a certain skin color.

What this “doctor” is trying to do here is create a caricature of right wingers, because people on her team believe that everyone on our team is a dumb, uneducated, science denying swine. These fictional white people she made up for this story believe that COVID is a hoax, that the virus is political, and that they don’t need the vaccine because they read “misinformation” on Facebook.

But we don’t believe any of those things. We know that the virus presents a much bigger threat to the elderly and morbidly obese. We just don’t think that locking young and healthy people in their homes, shutting down businesses, closing schools, forcing people to wear face diapers, and segregating society between vaccinated and unvaccinated is an appropriate or effective way to stop the spread. We believe in free people making decisions for themselves about what is best for their health, and we don’t believe that the existence of a virus with a 99.8% recovery rate justifies draconian and unconstitutional suspensions of civil liberties.

We know the vaccine is not 100% effective, but it will certainly increase your chances of not getting it, and not dying if you do get it. We just don’t believe anyone who should be forced to get vaccinated, or have opportunities denied to them by private or public institutions as a result of their choice not to take an experimental vaccine that will protect them from a virus with almost no chance of killing them.

We know that not all information on Facebook is true. We just don’t want the government and social media companies deciding what is true and what is false, since they have such a poor track record of making those decisions throughout the pandemic.

We know the virus isn’t political, because it’s a virus. But we do know that the reaction to the virus has been completely political. The vaccine was rushed and bad when Trump was President, but it’s necessary and perfect now, and you must not question it. Masks are a way of virtue signaling your political affiliation, and the reopening of the economy coincidentally happened shortly after Trump left office. So it’s not surprising that the mainstream media and everyone on the left blindly believed this obviously fabricated story from a doctor in Alabama they’d never met.

Our society rewards liars, but only if they make up a lie that goes along with the right narrative. Then the people who control everything will blindly believe it and treat you as both a victim and a hero, which at this point are one in the same. Ask Christine Blasey-Ford, Jusse Smollett, or anyone else who pretended to be a victim of someone or something that had to do with Donald Trump.

But as an example of everything that is wrong with my team (the right), boomer Senators like Tommy Tuberville from Alabama fell for it too.

Because old people on the Internet is a horrible mix in general, and our team doesn’t fight and unite like their team. It’s why they win a lot.

“But Turtleboy, you have no proof that she’s lying.”

Actually, I do, because the CDC keeps track of COVID deaths. And according to their website exactly 0 people under the age of 50 in Alabama have died from COVID in July.

That took two seconds to Google, and no one in the media could be bothered to do it because they liked the narrative more. Again, look at her post.

“Young healthy people” ask her for the vaccine when they’re dying from COVID. Not a person, but people. Multiple young healthy people. Yet not one young healthy person in her state has recently died from COVID. She’s a liar.

A look at Brytney Cobia’s Facebook page reveals that she’s been making posts like this a lot, begging for attention by fear mongering. On Christmas she suggested that everyone who didn’t stay home for Christmas risked lives, and those who visited relatives must not really love them for being reckless.

If you did a Zoom Christmas and didn’t let your loved ones see your kids on the most important holiday of the year then you are a horrible family member.

Last summer while 27 weeks pregnant she allegedly got COVID. She then used this to spread the lie that Florida was the epicenter of COVID spread because they were open for business while the rest of the country hid from it, and despite socially distancing herself and always wearing a mask she still got the virus anyway, thus proving that her advice was ineffective and pointless.

Like a lot of doctors she laughed at the commoners who thought they could have “opinions” on whether or not it was OK to force people into their homes and destroy a $20 trillion economy.

I don’t know what any of that means because I’m not as smart as her. Only smart doctors like her can have opinions. Other doctors who disagree with her should be silenced and banned from YouTube.

In her post she cited another doctor she works with named David Wilhelm, who made an insane fear mongering post about how the “Delta variant” was WAYYY scarier than regular COVID, and unlike the first virus it kills the young and healthy.

But he’s just making that up because the only thing they can do to get you to comply is to scare the shit out of you. It’s just not working like it used to. This post said it all:

He’s not sure if you should be trusted with freedom because you are a child who can’t think for yourself. Only smart doctors like him can make decisions regarding your freedom and health. Dumb doctors who provide “unsubstantiated” medical claims that have all turned out to be true, should be ignored.

His post are just non-stop fear porn, including a real beaut on Thanksgiving.


Here’s the best part – her doctor husband Miles was ranting in September that it was INSANE that anyone would take the vaccine!


But that was when Trump was President, and a vaccine that successfully protected people from the virus could help his chances of getting re-elected, so the virus was bad and unsafe back then. Now that Joe Biden is kind of the President the virus is not only good, but must be injected into everyone if you expect to get your freedom back.


Shockingly both Miles and Brytney are virtue signaling BLM supporters who publicly lamented their white “priviledge” during the George Floyd riots.

The imaginary person she made up was right – the virus became political the moment our government decided that mass protests in the streets were safe so long as you were doing it in the name of a political cause they supported.


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33 Comment(s)
  • savvy
    July 27, 2021 at 12:48 pm

    do… do you not believe 40 year olds are still quite young? I mean, my parents are in their 50’s and 60’s and still kickin’ it without a problem.

  • foleyworld
    Casino Scum
    July 26, 2021 at 11:21 pm

    I know it all
    Seems too stupid to be true…. But you gotta remember. We’re talking about ALABAMA! So anything’s possible.

  • Hu Fartted
    Das Cabasa
    July 24, 2021 at 10:30 pm

    The problem with these leftist loons is they truly believe that any contradictory statements they made immediately become inoperative based upon political narratives.

  • Captain Trips
    Statistical Bullshit
    July 24, 2021 at 9:47 pm

    Source 1: The death rate among COVID-19 patients was 18.5%, while it was 5.3% for those with the flu. Those with COVID were nearly five times more likely to die than flu patients, according to the study published online Dec. 15 in the BMJ.

    Source 2: About 2% of the people who become infected with COVID-19 will die from it.

    So which is it?

    18.5%? I know MANY people who got COVID and 0% died.

    What a bunch of statistical bullshit.

    July 24, 2021 at 9:29 pm

    40 pounds ago gladly would, a few beers still would.

    Fatter she gets the bigger those tits get.

    Jaimee Tambora

  • Closeted in Lynnfield
    July 23, 2021 at 6:09 pm

    Women Should have never gotten the right to vote.

    PS. They can’t suck dick for shit. Every straight man should use a gay mans mouth daily. They’d never listen to these fucking cunts again.

    PPS . Sorry black men. No mouths for you. Your dicks are all gross and hooded and smell like dogshit.

  • Man of Few Words
    July 23, 2021 at 5:55 pm

    Brytney pegs Miles.
    Knocked up? Alabama dark, no doubt.

  • Is it Baltimore or Chicago? Trick Q it's South Africa
    July 23, 2021 at 4:35 pm

  • Linda Coralyn
    Done with this shit
    July 23, 2021 at 3:15 pm

    Did they really believe no one would check to see if what they were saying was true??? We’ve been listening to false fauci for too long to not want proof. The more lies they spread, the less inclined Americans are to fall for their self-serving attention grabs. Well, some Americans….

    • Boe Jiden
      July 23, 2021 at 4:40 pm

      This virus was unleashed to this World by a lab. The media can misinform and be a voice piece of the government but this virus is real. That’s the truth wether they hide or not is inconsequential and Fauci is sure as shit culpable. It’s a modern era viral Chernobyl. People need to get the vaccine politics aside. The people behind the curtain matter not.
      It happened and it’s real. To not vaccinate is a folly of epic proportions.
      The virus is out of the lab and measures need to be taken.
      To hold those responsible is an afterthought.

  • The only fiction here is
    July 23, 2021 at 2:57 pm

    Thinking Turdboy brings real news, or that he is a reporter.

    • Boe Jiden
      July 23, 2021 at 5:01 pm

      What about the entertainment value?
      Is there no value in ruffling feathers and thumbing your nose at shitheads?
      Shitheads are funny just like you getting all riled up against being a shithead. Great job Shithead!

  • D.B.Cooper
    July 23, 2021 at 2:24 pm

    You know, this is abhorrent behavior by a medical professional. Complaining directly to state licensing agencies and employers is more effective than arguing in their echo chambers
    The centrists and folks to the right let this happen. These marxist ultra left woke folk are the doctors, district attorneys, police chiefs, school boards, media, big tech owners. They control ever major industry and government.

    It’s going to be too late soon. Buy ammo now.

    • YoureaJoke
      August 20, 2021 at 3:53 pm

      The unibomber is out?

  • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
    July 23, 2021 at 1:41 pm

    “The Jab”– Must everything have a fun catchphrase now? We reached the apex of humility in the 60’s, crested it in the 90’s and are on a full roller coast death dive into giving everything a fucking cute name.

  • Boe Jiden
    Boe Jiden
    July 23, 2021 at 1:35 pm

    The virus does not hit the racial jungle any differently thanthe white community. I realized this while hiding in my basement during the covid consumption scare. But i still went out and fed the ducks. They don’t need water cuz they live in it. They need bread. Our dear friend Bratney is correct. She knows the things that matter to the people who know. She’s a Dr. just like my wife Jyll. God rest her soul.
    Good to be here in Vermont.
    I’m Boe Jiden

  • Boe Jiden
    July 23, 2021 at 1:25 pm

    The Dr. should have slapped the parents when they came up with that butchering of a red neck trash name.
    Jym Bób Dyxie

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    July 23, 2021 at 1:10 pm

    Casual Observation:

    Great examples of how it’s *not that hard* to become a Ph.D or MD. You suck some (figurative or literal) dick for a few years and they give you a piece of paper. They’re generally not geniuses.

  • Harry Balz
    July 23, 2021 at 12:31 pm

    Brytney should be under conservatorship.

  • Rockets Redglare
    July 23, 2021 at 12:25 pm

    If you make the personal choice not to get vaccinated and you get the Vid, your health insurance provider should tell you fuck off and no coverage will be accepted…

    • Tits McGee
      July 23, 2021 at 7:48 pm

      Same but for fat people, including frau doctor.

    • Linda Coralyn
      Who let the dogs out?
      July 23, 2021 at 10:49 pm

      Would your same rules apply for those who get aids from unprotected sex, morons who get drunk and drive into walls, women who use abortion as a means of birth control? These are all people who made choices too. Fucking idiot

  • FogHorn Leghorn
    July 23, 2021 at 12:16 pm

    “Now that, I say that’s no way for a Dr. to be wastin’ her time, talking’ that long-haired gobbledegook”

    July 23, 2021 at 12:05 pm

    If this “doctor ” doesn’t scare the [bleep] out of your white ass, I don’t know what will!

  • 2
    July 23, 2021 at 11:54 am

    If you have no morbidity but still wear a mask outside then you are crazier than a *hit house rat. Even worse if you force one upon your own healthy children in 85 degree weather.

  • Scootch
    July 23, 2021 at 11:49 am

    I’d love to see all of those doctors assets. I have a feeling they are getting kickbacks for promoting the vaccine. Her story is too stupid, you only post something like that if you’re getting paid.

  • Ricardo Cabeza
    July 23, 2021 at 11:18 am

    I don’t need to know anything else about her besides her name spelling. Brytney = CUNT. And doesn’t her pushing this fake line of reasoning about white kids being susceptible kind of undermine the other fake narrative about covid “unfairly” affecting POCs?

    • True that Brytney = cunt
      July 23, 2021 at 11:45 am

      You beat me to it but I was going to say obvious psychopath from the spelling of the name alone. Also, fat fuck Brytney lose some weight, you’re just who COVID likes to kill, fat stupid fucks. I need to forward her diatribe to my stupid sisters who believe everything anyone posts on FB or lies by the media as long as it make conservatives look bad. So sick of the lying and manipulation. Oh and that things hubby is an obvious cuck pussy who prefers men to the thing he married. I wouldn’t stick her if she was the last human on earth, gross

  • Bill Cribben
    July 23, 2021 at 11:17 am

    These two remind us the face of evil looks like ordinary neighbors.

  • COVID Caskets
    July 23, 2021 at 10:45 am

    Casket orders just TRIPLED in Alabama. If you haven’t invested yet get on it!

  • Facks
    July 23, 2021 at 10:42 am

    Right when I saw this story on my FB feed I went immediately to the CDC numbers and noticed the same sh!t… 0 deaths under 50 in Alabama.

    So I posted a link in the comment section, was immediately ridiculed (idiot, don’t believe in science, a DrUmPh supporter) one person even told me they “bet I wish I could go back in time to a plantation and yell at slaves” lmao

    Then my comment was removed and I cant post for 30 days know for too many false covid posts

  • randiguy2006
    July 23, 2021 at 10:34 am

    I’m not worried because Ted Cruz told me the virus will disappear “before inauguration” if Joe won.

  • randiguy2006
    July 23, 2021 at 10:32 am

    I usually agree with you but you’ve obviously never spoken with anyone from Alabama.
    Without a doubt the dumbest people on the planet.

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