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Virtue Signaling Poonstachios Lose Their Minds After Dude Makes Harmless Video Honking At Greenfield Junkie Encampment On Town Green To Wake Them Up On His Way To Work

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So the hobos and junkboxes in Greenfield have apparently commandeered the town green in the middle of Franklin County’s largest municipality.

They’re sleeping there, shitting there, and doing their laundry on the war memorial.

That’s just great.

And because it’s Franklin County this is just allowed somehow. Because…you can’t be mean to people. Just kidding, there’s some sort of ordinance that allows this to happen. It’s complicated. You don’t care, I don’t care, the hobos don’t care. All I know is this has turned into Camp Junkbox and that’s not good.

You couldn’t possibly have a worse look for your town than this. Keep in mind, unemployment is at a historic low right now. This isn’t some depression era Hooverville. This is one of the most prosperous times in American history and jobs are everywhere. Plus, these people live in one of the most liberal states in the country and the safety net could not possibly be any bigger for them. There’s literally no excuse to be homeless. None. If you are, then it’s entirely your doing and your choice. The only people who end up homeless in 2018 are drug addicts. That’s it. Everyone else has a billion different ways to put a roof over their head.

As it turns out there are people in this area who agree with WMass Turtlegirl on this one. Here’s a video that’s been shared and viewed thousands of times by a guy on his way to work honking his horn to wake up the slugpumps:

Fantastic. What a public service he’s doing. Obviously these people don’t have alarms because they forgot to charge their cell phones in the Starbucks bathroom during their afternoon dump. So he woke them up free of charge so they could get up, start job hunting, and putting their lives back together.

But apparently not everyone agrees with his tactics. Let’s look at some of these winners and what they had to say about the video….

Uhoh, the guy who makes “considerably more money than each and every person commenting on this” is lecturing everyone else who he makes more money than about the virtues of not belittling people. Question Dan, what have you done to help the homeless? Because donating to soup kitchens is nice and all (if you’ve even done that) but these people need jobs. And the jobs are out there. So maybe instead of virtue signaling you should go on down there with some job applications and see what happens. I’m sure they’re running low on toilet paper.

Apparently waking up the homeless is “hurtful” and “mean”:

Newsflash moron – they’re homeless because they do drugs. That’s it. Their current situation is entirely their doing and their choice. Sleeping till noon is for college students, not grown men and women on public property.

Grizz F Piff wasn’t happy about it either….

That’s a Colrain education at work if I’ve ever seen it. And he’s earned the right to call other people out about not fixing social problems. After all, he fixed Africa!!

There was no end to the excuse making…

Blah, blah, blah. These people don’t have jobs and they don’t want jobs. They wanna get high all day and engage in gland to gland combat on town property. Stop pretending like these are law abiding people who fell on hard times. They’re junkboxes. Nothing more, nothing less.

So much triggered….

Privilege? I didn’t realize getting up early and going to work every day was a privilege.

Then there were the “I’m gonna get you fired for having an opinion” cunts….

These people are cancer. I’d call their employers but they all work for some non-profit co-op funded by government grants, so they have job security for life. Plus Brandon saved France from ISIS so the entire continent of Europe is forever indebted to him.

I loved this one:

Oh yea, that’s what it is. They all work the graveyard shift and have to sleep during the day. It’s fascinating just how out of touch with reality some people can be.

Some suggested that these “struggling” people ripping butts all day while sitting on their cell phones might not be the best look for the town. He immediately had his privilege checked by the twatwaffle express….

“A fucking human monster.”

A monster that fucks humans? Hot.

Turns out the only reason you’d have an issue with this is because you’re white and had your life handed to you on a silver platter, even though everyone on the town green appears to be white….

Marissa kept telling the world about her homeless friend who has to live there because the state only pays her $750 to not work…..

Hey Marisa, if you’re such a good friend then why don’t you let them stay with you?

Oh right, she was gonna help the homeless, but she didn’t wanna let her landlord get mad at her. But she’s a good person anyway because she wrote words on the Internet. She’s also voting Yes on 3 in November so that parents have to respect their 3 year old boys when they decide that they’re 3 year old girls.

You go girl!

And finally the biggest hypocrite of them all…..

Oh yea, 7 AM and 2 AM are the same thing. As is sleeping on your property vs. sleeping in a tent on town property. Elizabeth sure is easily triggered for a chick who likes to make fun of the mentally challenged….


Anyway, I’ve lived in Western MA my whole life and I’ve never been to Greenfield. But if I did, I’d be out there every morning honking my horn too. So fuck off you sackless, enabling virtue signalers. No one cares what you think anyway.

31 Comment(s)
  • Getthewoodenspoon
    August 1, 2018 at 9:48 pm

    Don’t these people realize they’re just enabling the homeless by defending them? How many of them say “yeah what she said!” as they snicker to themselves while writing out today’s cardboard sign. A little tough love may do ‘em good. 

  • Donald Trump
    July 30, 2018 at 1:48 pm

    These people don’t want to work, they want to do drugs, they’re legally camping on the town common. What part of any of that offends people? Should they be forced to deal with angry strangers bothering them because they don’t want to work? What other consequences of that decision making would you all like to see?

    Generally, I don’t care about the homeless, that’s the life they’ve chosen, i know it’s not an easy life, and one I would do anything to avoid. If they feel the same way about my life, that’s their right. I’d never want to harm them, though, and this seems to be a mean spirited and petty way of harming people to top it off.

    If you like to work, don’t do drugs and have a nice home, how does behaving maliciously towards these people help you? I think there’s a lot of weird projection going on among people who don’t like to work, but do it because they’re told to. It’s a form of jealousy, even though these people have nothing.

  • Benjamin Miner
    July 28, 2018 at 9:30 pm

    You people should be ashamed you attack the weak you are disgusting monsters with no humanity Nazi Trump supporters Trumps Adolf Eichmanns. How my name came up on this racist Klan blog is disgusting but you should know three things about me.

    1- You attack people with addictions I have had my demons with various substances and with the love and support of good people I overcame my demons there is hope but not for you.

    2- You like to attack people for their individual sexual choices which is none of your business. You call people dick suckers. I have loved both women and men in my life and yes I have sucked dicks or penises I have sucked many as a lover. Do you attack your wives, girlfriends, mothers, sisters and children for sucking penises??? They are nothing but dick suckers aren’t they? You probably wouldn’t exist if it weren’t for your own mothers dick sucking. I am in a loving relationship with a woman and please her also that is what lovers do with the people they love.

    3- I am a fatalistically successfull man of the trades I probably make more money in one year practicing my skilled crafts and fine work than any of you do in a decade. I love what I do and I am dam good at it. You people don’t scare me you are dead to me I live every moment to the fullest and my life is full of love and support. I am satisfied in my work and in my work there is nothing you people can take from me. I am a human being and a man filled with compassion and success.

    Next time you want to attack the weak and suffering I will be there to defend them. Trump has brought out the worst racists and scum since the KKK I am Abraham Lincoln and you are the KKK.

    ps You are pathetic and I am not afraid of anyone.
    Benjamin Miner.

    • ncfoothillbilly
      July 29, 2018 at 8:21 am

      Shut up faggot! You do realize Lincoln was a Republican and the KKK was started by 2 Democrats, Bedford and Pike, right?

    • Fuck outta here
      July 29, 2018 at 6:15 pm

      Your on this blog because your a SJW. Your defending people who are bums and drug addicts. They dont want help. People offer them food and they pass because they want MONEY. if these people really were on hard times and collecting SSI or SSDI they would be ABLE to get affordable places to live. They base it on your income. Theres no excuse to be homeless, most like living the way they live. they have no responsibilities, no bills, only thing ti worry about is their next fix. So dont go pretending your some holier than thou fuckin idiot. Cuz your not. What this guy did was harmless!! Because he drove by honking his horn in the fuckin MORNING when hard working people have to be up and actually GO TO WORK?!?! your acting as though he drove by at 2 am honking his horn. Your a fuckin idiot. Why dont you offer these people a place to stay or some of your hard earned money since your so concerned. Oh that’s right, excuses excuses excuses. Gtfoh.

    • Hambone
      July 29, 2018 at 11:02 pm

      Lighten up, Benji. With a warped and self-important view of the World like yours, I wouldn’t hire you to build a toothpick holder.

    July 28, 2018 at 8:37 pm

    I’m so glad I’m moved my grandmother out of that shithole 3 years ago. Greenfield from what I saw was beautiful. God, could you just imagine being a little old lady going out to run her errands & 86 junkies run up on you asking for a dollar. O yes, I forgot, were not allowed to call them junkies any more. It hurts their feelings & makes them sad & depressed to the point they want to shoot more fentanyl in their veins. Some chick flipped her lid on me at the beach today for calling some chick on the nod from god with 4 kids a junkie. Can you fucking picture that? She was more worried about flipping out on me for calling the skag a junkie, more than she was worried about said skag junkie dragging 4 kids across 3 lanes of traffic. Figure that one out!

  • Free em All
    July 28, 2018 at 3:02 pm


  • Remove the Camp
    July 28, 2018 at 9:48 am

    What was the cost of building this bicycle trail, what were the taxpayers told, recreation, green pollution free. Along come the criminals and take it for themselves, every elected person is too frightened of the criminals to act until it gets soooo bad they have to act. How long before a Greenfield cop is ordered to cite anyone blowing their car horn near the camp. Junkies need their beauty sleep and we have to go to work to pay for every damn thing.

  • Smarten Up Greenfield
    July 28, 2018 at 9:27 am

    Anyone supporting these criminals is a sucker, give em an inch and they’ll take everything you have including your life.

  • Remove the Camp
    July 28, 2018 at 9:13 am

    Rewarding these vagrant drug fiends will bring more, many more, “tolerance” of the City green heroin den, war memorial laundromat IS rewarding them. Those of us who work to barely make ends meet know this is all bullshit. Fools with more money than sense buy into this bullshit.

  • Linda
    July 27, 2018 at 10:51 pm

    Wait a sec, those who have nothing are always willing to share it with others? How much of their nothing are they willing to part with, because I ain’t got nothing and I could sure use some more.

  • Nip it in the bud
    July 27, 2018 at 9:17 pm

    OMG what a bunch of self righteous cunts, Danelle Jarvis and Benjamin Minor complain so loud I get the feeling their visiting the camp to give BJ’s for Heroin. How many junkies are those two loudmouths taking into their own homes. That shit about I make more than the rest of you, says everything you need to know about him. Every time one of these camps is dismantled in the US the amount of trash is measured in tons, including biohazard teams to remove thousands of hidden drug needles and mountains of human feces.

    The city will be picking used heroin needles out of that grass/dirt for years to come. Nip it in the bud, one way train tickets to NYC or Philly or a comfy prison cell with food, full medical and heat in the winter and that’s for the woke manginas on fakebook.

    • Sal Silver
      July 29, 2018 at 5:31 am

      In Santa Anna, CA they had to remove all the friggin top soil to get rid of all the needles.

  • Thanks Pop
    July 27, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    I fell on some hard times in my 40’s and man did it suck to move back in with the folks. My old man had one rule, while I didn’t have a job I had to get up and get dressed early as if I did. It was pretty fucking humiliating at first but before long I was working again, then two jobs and I got my own place.
    Now I have my own small business, a comfortable place and no debts. Life is good.
    My point is my old man was right, wake the fuck up and get going because you don’t turn things around lying in bed. Good for the honking honky, get those assholes the fuck out of bed!!!

  • whatevuh
    July 27, 2018 at 7:24 pm

    To the town of Greenfield:

    There’s a very easy way to stop all this, it’s called “TRESPASSING” arrest them, throw them out and be done with it, if they come back, arrest them again, grow a set of balls out there !! (or a vagina, whatever fits the “men” out there)

    • Hughbo Mont
      July 28, 2018 at 5:25 am

      Loitering, but yes, clean them out.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    July 27, 2018 at 5:27 pm

    Notice none of them are out and about when he drove by, but they are awake and smoking in the pic taken at night

    I bet a good percentage of them have evictions on their records and can’t get an apartment

    Tom’s the man!!

  • LiberalMADNESS
    July 27, 2018 at 5:26 pm

    They say the guy who made the video made 3 liberal felony mistakes as he drove by.
    1) He used a plastic straw to drink his morning coffee
    2) He addressed his little boy as he instead of they. Thats a hate crime just adk muffdog
    3) helooked at a wome in a mini skirt instead of winking at the man in the sppedo. #me too crime.

  • Hughbo Mont
    July 27, 2018 at 3:45 pm

    Cherie Kimplin hit the nail on the head. They’re patiently waiting with their cell phones in hand for the callback for the job interview. They stay in the common so they won’t have far to go for the interview. Too bad their job applications are at the bottom of the pile.

  • Bob
    July 27, 2018 at 3:03 pm

    Shitty boring article. Next

  • Silvio Dante
    July 27, 2018 at 1:48 pm

    Look, I know broads. The problem with that Cathy King is that she ain’t gettin’ fucked, so she wants to fuck somebody. Simple. But I ain’t gonna do it. I wouldn’t let that cow do my laundry. The eggplants would fuck anything as long as it’s white. Tell her to hook up with one of them.

    • Paulie Walnuts
      July 27, 2018 at 1:53 pm

      I see what you did there. That’s a metaphor. She wants to “fuck” that guy’s life up, but she’s not in a position to turn anything down for a fucking. But you were comparing the two in a play on words. You do know broads. They love that poetry shit.

        July 27, 2018 at 5:28 pm

        Yo Paulie I am only paying for 1 serving of eggplant not 2

  • HappyToTrigger
    July 27, 2018 at 1:37 pm

    I know Tom and his family personally. And they are all wonderful and hard working people. Who do what they have to do everyday to ensure that they have a roof over their heads and food on the table. If those junkboxes in the common put even a third of the effort that Tom and his family do, they too could have a roof over their heads. I’m so disgusted by this outrage culture. And their first go to at wanting to contact somebody’s employer to try and get them fired for having an opinion that they don’t agree with.

  • BeefJerkey
    July 27, 2018 at 1:15 pm

    How do you fix it when the moonbats won’t even acknowledge it is wrong?

  • I hate liberals
    July 27, 2018 at 1:15 pm

    Years ago I was working in Boston and there was a hippy command post set up in Copley square feeding the homeless. It was the day after Easter and I had made two honey baked ham sandwiches from leftovers for lunch. I ate only one and offered it to the cuck running the booth, only to be turned down because they were only serving vegetarian food. I didn’t make it two steps before a swarm of bums ran up to me asking for my sandwich…fucking liberals are good for nothing…feeding bums food they don’t want!

    • Hughbo Mont
      July 27, 2018 at 3:39 pm

      That’s funny! I bet they made the bums wash their hands first, too, before chomping down on a bean sprouts and tofu sandwich.

  • Donald Trump
    July 27, 2018 at 12:23 pm

    I love these crunchy granola nuts from western mass. Their insanity is my ticket to another 4 years as president! Trump 2020!

  • The Mooch.
    July 27, 2018 at 12:23 pm

    “They’ve been conditioned by the conservative media to discriminate.”
    The Mooch cannot stand these brainwashed, vacuous morons. These people actually think that all those junkboxes are just hapless victims of capitalism who all have good hearts and routinely make positive choices but they can’t get ahead because of “the system”. That’s honestly what they think. And these people vote. Fuck.

    • Fred
      July 28, 2018 at 10:09 am

      Well said!

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